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sandersidess · 3 years ago
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Waking up from Anesthesia
Logan: Did the doctor send you? [Roman giggling behind the camera] Man, you are eye candy! Are you a model? Who are you? What’s your name?
Roman: [giggling] My names Roman. I’m your husband.
Logan: [gasps] You’re MY husband?! HOLY SHIT! Oh my god! I hit the jackpot!
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lesbian-deadpool · a year ago
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Tony: There is a strict no-animals policy in this compound.
Y/N: Except for Steve’s high horse, which occasionally makes an appearance.
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incorrectclonewars · a year ago
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Obi-Wan, trying to fly a ship but failing: There’s something wrong with the controls!
Ahsoka: It’s the person holding them.
Anakin, laughing hard: Good one Snips!
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incorrectfeaquotes · 3 years ago
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Chrom: So basically, um, what I was thinking of was, um— (Sumia punches Chrom) Chrom: Ah fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.
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incorrect-ddlc · 3 years ago
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Sayori, to MC: And here is our wonderful Literature club!
Natsuki, banging Yuri’s head on the wall: TWILIGHT. ISN’T. LITERATURE.
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sandersidess · 2 years ago
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Roman: [calls Virgil] Hello, this is Roman, your Uber driver. Where are you?
Virgil: In front of you
Roman: [squints] Is that...you on the road? Laying down?
Virgil: Yeah
Virgil: Floor it
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McCree *begins to take off shirt*: We can do whatever we want! There’s no rules!
Reaper and Soldier: Put your shirt back on.
McCree: There’s one rule!
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incorrectfeaquotes · 2 years ago
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Owain: I’ve connected the two dots. Inigo: You didn’t connect shit. Owain: I’ve connected them.
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writinrealslow · a year ago
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Gloria: *points at toxtricity* Get a load of that frog!
Hop: get a load of that frog!
Victor: Look at that frog!
Marnie: Look at that frog!
Leon: Get a load of that frog!
Raihan: *walks into room* The heck are you yelling about?
Toxtricity: *mlems happily*
Raihan: *pulls out phone* GET A LOAD OF THAT FROG!!
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incorrectwtch · 8 months ago
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Hello RWBY fandom, I’m dumb.
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himbothy-rwby · 3 years ago
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Yang *after surgery*: Did the doctor send you? Man, you are eye candy! Woah! You’re the prettiest woman I’ve ever seen!
Yang: Who are you? Are you a model? What’s your name?
Blake: I’m your wife
Yang: MY WIFE?! Holy shit! Damn, how long? I hit the jackpot!
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incorrect-she-ra · a year ago
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*an alarm sounds*
Adora: What time is it?
Catra: It’s 3 AM. I gotta go do the thing.
Adora: Catra–
Catra: Adora. I have to do this.
*Cue Catra darting all over the place like a maniac*
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