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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Draco: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its "intelligent" and "really cool".

Draco: But when I do it, I'm "petty" and "need to let it go".

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shvr · 8 years

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(shoveling handfuls of moss into my mouth) i destroy this loathsome flesh suit

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Healer Draco, tending to Harry's wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Harry: Zero stars. Would NOT reccomend.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Draco hanging out with The Golden Trio

Draco: All of your existences are confusing.

The Golden Trio: How so?

Draco: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets me.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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detention in the forbidden forest, 1st year

Draco: Merlin, it's so dark in here.

Harry: Don't worry, look, I got this.

Harry: [Stomps his feet]

Harry: [Skechers light up]

Draco:

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Harry: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Draco: I'm guessing they're all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.

Harry: Death isn't real, and I'm basically a God.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Draco: Harry annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Hermione: There's... nothing special about tomorrow?

Draco: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Pansy: Do dragons fart fire?

Draco: Uh, I don't know.

Pansy:

Pansy, genuinely confused: I thought you went to college?

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Draco: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Harry: I wrote you a poem.

Draco, already crying: You did?

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Draco: Name a more iconic duo than my obsession on being the best in everybody's eyes and my raging daddy issues. I'll wait.

Harry, really happy: You and me!!!

Draco:

Draco, choking back tears: Okay.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Draco: Something’s off. Ron: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Draco: No, but that’s funny.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Harry: [sighs] Ron, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?

Ron: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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[Ron is drunkenly wandering around the 8th years common room and Harry is drunkenly giggling]

Hermione, completely sober: [sighs] Well, I guess it's just you and me against the world, Draco.

Draco: No, just you. [shuts door]

Hermione:

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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harry and draco are in paris.

Harry: I'm...moved. I... I- don't know what it is I'm feeling right now? I’m finally here.

Draco: But-

Harry: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes!

Harry: And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...

Draco: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?

Harry: Yeah.

Draco: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, love.

Harry: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.

Draco: Okay- [sighs] alright.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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Auror Draco, hearing the plan Auror Ron came up with: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Auror Harry: Oh, we've had worse.

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brunettebaguette · 3 years

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quarantine au

Draco: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine. Draco: I became more evil if you’re curious. Harry: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Draco:

Draco: i’m going to get worse on purpose.

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