Ruby: "Hey Weiss, my lips are all itchy. Can you scratch them for me?"
Weiss: Ruby, Darling, you know I love you but what the FUCK does that mean?"
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In our AU, Benimaru was adopted as a baby
3 year old Beni: fight me, Satan
19 year old Konro: ..... Ok then square up
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Hibachi: Now why did you think it was ok to kick a 3 year old
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Suki, handing Sokka her bag: Don’t drop it.
Sokka: *Immediately drops it*
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Queen: *explaining her tragic backstory TM*
Queen: my parents sold me off to the king so I can be the next queen
Maria: like that one fanfiction where y/n got sold to one direction?
Queen: what the fuck.
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"That's nice Cream Puff, Now leave me alone so I can binge D&DC"
-Eclair, every weekend.
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TK Strand is extremely ADHD.
thats it. thats the post
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Obsessed with how people just assume things and talk abt it as if they are facts. And they are so sure abt it.
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women who epilate their faces are stronger than the troops
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*while in battle without their miesters*
Harvar: wait who are we fighting
Jackie: Kim's exe apparently
Harvar: how am I not surprised
Jackie: well if it's anyone out of the group to date it's her
Harvar: oh no, this is just not as surprising as when I found out Ox has exes
Jackie: OX HAS AN EXE
Harvar: two actually
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Shiny my love I am just giving you a heads-up you do not have to post this but I just feel like a storm is coming. Alicia is on her TikTok tonight talking about Joe (she literally put “the Strangest Thing is that I was chill” in the comment) and how she just got out of a situationship and he said he wished her the best and she didn’t ever want to hear that again bc it’s bullshit and why say that you care if you don’t want to be in a relationship with me and she would rather be ghosted. There is no way it isn’t about him. She is WILDING OUT. But yeah I think you’re gonna get some wild anons coming your way, it’s probably gonna be on twitter. It’s gonna be a thing.
Thank you dear for letting me know 🩷🤍
This will be the only ask I'll post about it.
You can believe it's Joe or not, it doesn't matter, it's his life and he can do what he wants ✨️
(The you as in general, not you nonnie vxgndbhd)
Thank you again, nonnie, for the heads up 🥰
Vqs are going to freak out, tho💀
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