#source:the good place

[simpingforvaggie]

Charlie:For while now, I've been suspicious about how the point system to get into heaven works. At first I thought the system didn't allow people to improve. Now I think it's seriously flawed. We need to collect serious evidence.

Niffty:Wait, Charlie, no. Evidence isisnt a good thing. It's a bad thing that's used against you by a judge and a court of law silly.

Charlie:Niffty, go get me that coaster over there in the corner.

Niffty:You got it boss!

Charlie:I'm sorry, I just needed a 30 second break.

#hazbin hotel #Charlie Morningstar #Charlie hazbin hotel #Niffty #Niffty hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #source:The good place

[superdogbiter]

Dream:”You’re just going to think i’m some sexy godlike figure who you want to hump immediately after meeting”

Hob:”I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are”

Dream:”It’s not a joke,i’m a legit snack”

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #dream #hob gadling #morpheus x hob #dream x hob #source:the good place

[moony4pads]

Remus: you broke the world

Sirius: *grins proudly*

Remus: NOT a compliment

#source:the good place #remus lupin #the good place #marauders #harry potter #remus x sirius #marauders textpost #wolfstar #marauders incorrect quotes #peter pettigrew #sirius black #marauders fandom #james potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect wolfstar quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era #incorrect wolfstar textposts

[incorrectvoyagerquotes]

Seven of Nine: “I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.”

#star trek voyager #seven of nine #source:the good place #submission

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Li Dailin:Hey, where’s the toothbrush holders?

Thomas:Right over there.

Li Dailin:What’s up with these ones... Who’s got four toothbrushes? Bill Gates?

Thomas:No, that’s for a family.

Li Dailin:....a family? Like a whole family, and their toothbrushes all together? Two slots for the parent toothbrushes, and two slots for their.... kids?

Thomas:Yup.

Li Dailin:(tearing up) So the parent toothbrushes can be close to the kid toothbrushes, and.. watch over them, and..... they can all talk about their toothbrush feelings? And they can hold their little toothbrush hands when they’re sad, and... make sure no harm ever comes to their little bristles?

Thomas:Sure.

(Li Dailin runs off, grabs a plunger, and starts crying into it.)

Thomas:(hands her a box of tissues) Do you need a tissue?

Li Dailin:Thank you, I’m... so embarassed. (She grabs a tissue, then looks at the box.) a FAMILY PACK?!

(She starts bawling into the plunger.)

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #lidailinblacksurvival #thomasblacksurvival #source:the good place

[someabsolutenonsense]

Heather: Jude, you don’t bring knives to a friendly game night. I mean, who does that?

Jude: *holds up knife* The prepared.

#incorrect tfota quotes #source:the good place #I was gonna make this with Cardan but would he really be surprised? #the folk of the air #jude duarte #tfota

[amazonworrier]

Santana: As my Abuela always used to say, if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.

Rachel: Your Abuela always said that?

#incorrect pezberry #incorrect glee quotes #pezberry #rachel berry #santana lopez #santana x rachel #source:the good place

[literallycompletelyrandom]

Vin: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Think about that.

Elend: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Vin: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

#okay listen I’m reading the well of ascension right now and I just can’t stop thinking about Chidi and Eleanor I know it’s terrible #but this is who I am #that moment when you’re not in deep enough yet to create a whole sideblog but you have to put the incorrect quotes somewhere #incorrect mistborn quotes #source:the good place

[billcwingcloaks]

severus(writing on a blackboard) : People are good. People are good.

severus : Why is that so hard to remember?

#severus snape #harry potter #snapedom #snape fandom #source:the good place #pro snape #snape

[incorrectggtvavquotes]

Felicity: Oh, Monty, you did wonderfully! I never doubted you for a moment!

Monty: Thanks, Felicity.

Monty:

Monty: You're lying though, right?

Felicity: Yes, I doubted you very strongly.

#tggtvav #incorrect quotes #monty montague #Felicity Montague #source:the good place

[fangirlshrewt97]

Jaskier: What do we do? Panic? Freak? I usually panic, but I’m happy to freak.

#incorrect witcher quote #the witcher #jaskier #dandelion #source:the good place

[demidorks]

Magnus: Too Young to die and too old to eat off the kid’s menu.

Magnus: What a stupid age I am.

#MCGA #Magnus Chase & The Gods of Asgards #Magnus Chase #😉😉😉 #Source:The Good Place #Mine

[superdogbiter]

Hob:”You’re.....you’re mad at me!”

Morpheus:”I’m not mad,just disappointed”

Hob:”Oh come on,everyone knows that’s way worse”

#the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #dream #hob gadling #morpheus x hob #dream x hob #source:the good place

[alwaysbored005]

Emika at Hideo while they're arguing:I know you want to do that thing when we're arguing and fighting but all of a sudden we're like "Hey, this is hot" and start making out. DREAM on!

Emika:... Or whatever, let's just do it.

#the names could be easily switched #this is what happened in the hospital scene can't change my mind #also i don't really ship these two but this fits them #warcross #marie lu #incorrect quotes #source:the good place

[weirdkev27]

We've been going about this all wrong, and not in the confusing FOWL way where that's actually good.

FOWL High Command

#Ducktales #ducktales 2017 #FOWL high command #FOWL #incorrect ducktales quotes #source:the good place

[blacksurvivalnostalgichanges]

Barbara:We got all four clues you left us.

Wickeline:I actually left you more than 1200 clues. But I’m so glad you got enough to figure it out.

#immortal soul incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #eternal return incorrect quotes #aglaia's pass:akhlys #wickelineblacksurvival #barbarablacksurvival #source:the good place