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superdogbiter · 32 minutes ago
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Loki:”I need a haircut”
Mobius:”I could do it”
Loki:”You cut hair?”
Mobius:”Sure,i cut Caseys hair all the time”
Casey:”When do you cut my hair?”
Mobius:”You take alot of naps”
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superdogbiter · 2 hours ago
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Mobius:”Loki,you got very drunk last night”
Loki:”No i wasn’t”
Mobius:”You threw goldfish crackers on the ground and yelled “SWIM,BITCHES,SWIM”
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superdogbiter · 2 hours ago
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Mobius:”I like your sass”
Loki,mishearing him:”You’ve got a very nice ass yourself”
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superdogbiter · 3 hours ago
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Loki:”You’d say i’m a pretty methodical person,wouldn’t you?”
Mobius:”Oh yeah,like a serial killer or something”
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superdogbiter · 3 hours ago
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Judge:”I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison”
Mobius,Loki’s lawyer,suffering:”Your honor,my client requests you add one more year to his sentence”
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superdogbiter · 4 hours ago
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Mobius:[Turns over in bed and kneeds Loki in the ribs]
Loki:”Ow,you kneed me”
Mobius,sleepily:”Yeah i do need you”
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superdogbiter · 16 hours ago
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Mobius:”I have a favor to ask.Hunter B-15 is having a girl come over and-”
Loki:”You need me to pretend to be your boyfriend.I get it.I suppose i could dust off an old dress”
Mobius:”Fantastic”
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superdogbiter · 17 hours ago
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Loki:”I realized something very very bad yesterday”
Ravonna:”What?”
Loki:”Mobius’s sex talk and fighting talk are similar”
Ravonna:......................
Mobius,fighting an enemy:”I’m gonna mess you up so good you won’t be able to walk tomorrow! I can do this all night”
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superdogbiter · 18 hours ago
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Mobius:”Can i tell you a secret?”
Loki:”Sure”
Mobius:*Leans in and kisses Loki on the cheek*
Loki:”Do you have anymore secrets?”
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superdogbiter · 19 hours ago
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Ravonna:”Mobius,i heard someone has feelings for you.Why not give them a chance”
Mobius:”I can’t cheat on Loki”
Ravonna,confused:”Oh you and him are a thing?”
Mobius:”No,not yet but i don’t want to cheat on my crush”
Ravonna:[Facepalms]
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superdogbiter · 20 hours ago
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Loki:”WHO THE HELL PATCHED UP MY RIPPED JEANS.WHEN I FOUND OUT WHO DID THIS I’M GONNA KILL THEM
Mobius:”I did.I thought your jeans were worn out.Our future missions are gonna take place in colder weather so i fixed the holes”
Loki:..........................
Loki:”It’s a lovely pattern Moby.Thank you”
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superdogbiter · 21 hours ago
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Loki:Personewhowantstobemyboyfriendsaywhat”
Mobius:”Hmmm?”
Loki:”Damnit”
Mobius:”No seriously,what did you just say?”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Loki:”You must avenge me”
Mobius:”You’re not even dead right now”
Loki:”Mind your own business”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”I never cry”
Loki:”Yesterday you cried watching a puppy eat a pancake”
Mobius,already tearing up:”He was trying so hard”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Hunter B-15:”Hey variant have you seen Mobius?”
Loki:”I’m not seeing Mobius”
Hunter B-15:”What?”
Loki:”What?”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”Your eyes are red Loki.Are you high?”
Loki,imitating Mobius:”Are you high?”
Loki:”No,i’ve actually been crying”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”What’s a snakes favorite class?”
Loki:”What?”
Mobius:”Hissss-tory”
Loki:.........................
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:*Cracks knuckles*
Loki:”Is that supposed to intimidate me?”
Mobius:*Fingers light up like glow sticks*
Loki:...............................
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:*wearing a shirt that says “Blink if you think i’m cute*
Loki:*Constantly blinking after seeing the shirt*
Mobius,who forgot he’s wearing the shirt:”Loki? Are you alright? You’re blinking a lot”
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superdogbiter · a day ago
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Mobius:”Don’t say a word”
Loki:”Fergalicious”
Mobius:”I said no words”
Loki:”Oh! I see. 2 weeks ago playing Scrabble it’s not a word and now it’s a word because it’s convenient for you”
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