Angel after arguing with Alastor
Angel:Alastor it's just a bb gun, it dosn't hurt that bad can we talk-
Alastor:*Running*
Vaggie:
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Bowser:"I want to see my little boy"
Kamek holding Luigi in the air with his magic and coming into the room:"Here he comes sire"
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Jure:Can I get a waffle?
Bojan and Kris:*fighting and yelling at each other*
Jure:Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
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Michael: *goes outside* It's a beautiful day!
Kincaid: Shut yo ass up!
Michael: You're beautiful too! :)
Kincaid: Shut yo nice ass up!
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Noelle:Bakasta what are you doing?
Asta: Well Noelle today I'm gonna be showing you how to put a meatloaf in the oven in just a 30 short minutes
(30 seconds later)
Asta:I just burnt the entire hideouts to the ground
Yami: I'm gonna kill you Asta!
Asta:* screams and runs* AHHHHHH
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Glenn Hughes: "Lordy has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives..."
David Coverdale: "Wait why does Lordy have so many soaps in the 1st place??"
Jon Lord: *angrily with his dish soap* "MIND YO BUISNESS DAVID!!"
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Another incorrect quote (source:Vine)
Billy,singing to Teddy: You are my dad. You're my dad,boogie woogie woogie.
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Pat's thought:
Incorrect Bad Buddy Quotes (1/??)
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Jones: Hey, Kid? What do you have?
Human: A knife!
Jones: Good-
Ulthane: NO!
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Mischka: these pens are kinda cute
Sasha: that's gay
Mischka: Sasha, we've been married...
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WordGirl: Don't mess with me! I have the power of words and Pretty Princess on my side!
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Alastor:Sorry I fell asleep while waiting on you to make me a sandwich. :)
Vaggie:Go back to sleep. AND STARVE.
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Luigi:"Could you please stop calling peanut butter that"
Bowser:"What's wrong with "Sticky nut-juice"?
Luigi:"Everything. Every-a Fucking-Thing"
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Medic, on the phone: Alright I’m here, open up.
Scout:
Scout: As a child I was forced to eat dog food for dinner.
Medic: Open the fucking door-
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Cherry: Okay you know what?!! You're on time out. Get on top of the fridge. GET UP THERE
Miya, climbing the fridge: This house is a FREAKING NIGHTMARE
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The team: *Driving past an anti-gay protest*
Street: *Out the window* I LOVE SUCKING DICK! I LOVE SUCKING DICK!!
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