⭐ Superheroes Au ⭐ Part. 1
💙 Stanley "Stan" Marsh: Stan plays on the football team as captain, his father put pressure on him but in the end he liked it. He has an open relationship with Wendy, They have dated from a very young age and decided to take the time to have more experiences but continue their relationship because they love each other.
He is currently dating with Gary Harrison, but has had casual s3x with boys and girls, Kenny McCormick, Henrrieta Biggle and Lexus for example.
🛠 Toolshed: The new wave of crimes has brought the arrival of superheroes ready to defend truth and justice. One of them is Toolshed, a young man with mental powers over any type of tool.
💚 Kyle Broflovski: Kyle has been working as a receptionist in his father's law office to raise money for his tuition, on the one hand he finds the experience and money useful, but on the other he has learned that he hates lawyers. When he's not in the office, he's in the drama club watching his boyfriend work. Eric Cartman is the most unbearable person in a love relationship, he constantly victimizes himself, but Kyle already knows him well enough not to be influenced, he has learned to ignore him when he behaves like a b*tch, he still loves him very much and knows that he does his best of himself.
☄ Human Kite: Due to the new crime threat Kyle has decided to help. Turning into the Human Kite, he can shoot lasers out of his eyes and has incredible healing abilities making him a versatile member of the team.
❤ Eric Cartman: He is not exactly a good person, but in recent years he has given up his childish attitude to improve step by step. He actually pursues one of his passions, to command people .... Uh ... I mean, to be the director of the school drama club. His boyfriend usually helps him when he is not working and thanks to him he has learned a lot about tolerance and patience, but let's accept that he still has a lot to learn.
He loves to wear feminine clothes and has an alter ego called "Bad Irene", but he gets very angry if someone uses feminine pronouns with him.
🐾The Coon: This superhero is not driven by freedom or justice, nor by helping people. The Coon wants media attention to feel special and if he has to help a few assholes to get it he will. He is just a guy with a raccoon mask and metal blades in his fingers pretending to be claws, he is lethal, he is bipolar, he is strong, he is agile, but above all ... he is very cute.
🧡 Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick: He is still the poor boy in town, but he has tried so hard to get money to go to the University of Denver, he plans to study "Pure and Applied Sciences". The money comes from his part-time job at a S3x Shop. He is currently single, but has casual s3x with boys and girls, including Red McArthur, Butters Stotch, Annie Knitts, Stan Marsh, David Rodriguez, and just about every raisin.
❔ Mysterion: He has always helped the safety of his town from the shadows, but the crimes have increased and he may need more help than he wants but he will do what is necessary to make the town in which he grew up safe for his sister and friends. Mysterion is an immortal creature from the abyss, he cannot die, if he does he will be reborn the next day, above average strength and exceptional agility is the hero South Park needs.
That would be it, sorry for the poor English. If you have questions from the au you are free to ask them 🧡❤💚💙
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Anyway have I mentioned how much I fucking love older Stan
Can people stop saying he turned into Randy/is a worse version of him though??
Stan is undeniably far less friendly and charismatic than Randy. But from what we’ve seen, he is a far better person. He’s more down to earth, smarter, just generally seems to be more moral and have more regard for others. I’m not saying he’s perfect- and his desperation to run from things in his past is really unhealthy, but ugh idk.
I think I just appreciate that the show really seemed to intentionally NOT make Stan another Randy and seeing people act like they’re the same is annoying me.
Also, I guess it’s the conflation of nice and good that gets me as well. They’re not the same. Randy is very nice to most people, but he’s not good. Stan isn’t very nice, and while I would argue we haven’t seen enough of him to decide whether or not he’s a good person, he’s certainly not as bad as Randy, and if anything, the show really seems to be pushing for this idea that he’s a little bit like a mix between both of his parents. Either way, I highly doubt he’s going to end up ever being shown to be as toxic as his father even if he’s sometimes a selfish dick, and I am 100% sure he’d never have treated his son the way Randy did after the fire had the roles been reversed.
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