Clyde Head Canons
Hii again. I’m pretty sure I mischaracterized him in this since I don’t really have a clear picture of him in my mind, but I hope it’s still fitting in some point and please correct me if I’m wrong. Again, they mostly apply when he is older.
His room is a perfect mess and none of his friends understand how he managed to find his stuff in there.
He moves a lot in his sleep and only Tolkien and Craig can tolerate it. Jimmy will actively avoid sharing a bed with him at a sleepover.
He has a shelf full of dvds of his favorite movies and he knows almost everything about them.
His favorite trope is fantasy, but he hates horror movies. His friends force him to watch them with them anyway.
Him and Kenny would always trade playboy magazines behind the school when they were younger.
He often jokingly asks Tolkien to buy him food or small items he sees in shops, but he feels bad when he actually does it.
Because of his mother, he can fluently speak dutch and would sometimes switch languages to piss his friends off. Tweek and him can somehow communicate and will use it to talk about people.
He really likes cooking and trying out new recipes, but he is super clumsy. He has once almost burned down the kitchen because he was distracted.
Since the school wants their students to join a sports club, he is in the football team, thinking it would make him look cool.
His grades are mostly average, but he doesn’t really bother studying since he believes he could ‘ free style’ his exams. His favorite subject is art because he can chat freely with everyone there.
Almost everyone in school knows him and since he can be really extroverted sometimes he isn’t afraid to join conversation. He is more outgoing and loud without a sense of boundaries.
He really likes physical contact and is often seen wrapping an arm around his friends’ shoulder or lean on them when it's actually unnecessary. His friends don't mind that much.
When he is bored, he would go in his sister’s room to either annoy her or play games with her. ( I think it was mentioned he has a big sister but idk)
He has the habit of showing up unannounced at his friends doorsteps and either invites himself in or drags them along.
He hates playing Mario Cart with his friends because he always loses.
He is that one kid that every teacher hates because he will talk back when something seems unfair.
Aside from his group, he is also close to Kenny and he sometimes tolerates Cartman.
All parents like him and think he is a great example because he is always super polite to them, but he is the one with the most insane ideas.
He can be really reckless sometimes and Tolkien tries to stop him whenever he has one of his 'great' ideas.
He doesn't see showing emotions as a weakness and thinks it's bullshit that men are not allowed to cry.
He has at least once cried because of math. ( same)
Clyde can sometimes be a bit slow, but he isn't dumb. Sadly, he rather acts before thinking about the consequences leading to him getting in trouble quite often.
He doesn't hold grudges, but will start ignoring you if he is upset.
He shares small problems loudly with his friends - they claim to be uninterested and don't want to hear him whining about girls or other stuff - but he rather keeps the serious things to himself.
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(2) Soldier, Poet, King - YouTube
Stick of truth au! I've been planning on doing this for quite a while but got uh, distracted lmao
The basic premise is kind of a combo between the console wars / TSOT video game and my own thoughts. The cast all play characters so the ages vary here, hence Cartman being much older, and his beard probably being white by the start of STOT as seen in the opening; (2) South Park: The Stick of Truth (intro) - YouTube
Assuming also that the new kid is part of the au except I didn't draw them because ... well that's a bit plot point of the games babey! So I focused on the main cast ..... mostly Paladin Butters and Princess Kenny because lets be real of course I was.
For a show with such a simple art style the costumes are surprisingly hard to draw
Kenny, Cartman, Butters, Kyle, Stan, Tweek, Craig, Clyde and Tolkien (c) South Park
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hiiiii i wanted to do this when i hit 3k but i was burnt out and then i took a break so im doing this now . i didnt want to make this a contest but more a prompt for other people to use so we can all have fun and promote more tolkien clyde content lol :D anyone ever can join even if you post art somewhere other than tumblr, also you dont have to follow me :3
use the hashtag #flowernetsdtiys or tag me so i can see!
you can change/play around w the colors, poses etc just make sure its still tyde being swag
no deadline!
have fun and go crazey!!!
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