#southern mama

[thelostlisbonsister]

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#girlblogging #girlblogger #cinnamon girl #girly things #lana del rey #lux lisbon #the virgin spring #the virgin suicides #mama mary #vintage americana #retro americana #midwest princess #this is what makes us girls #midwestern gothic #tulsa jesus freak #lizzy grant #american jesus #appalachian #southern architecture #southern aesthetic #southern gothic aesthetic #southern gothic #appalachia #appalachain gothic #rural america #trashy aesthetic #pinterest girl #girl interrupted syndrome #ethel cain #religious trauma

[parvuls]

jack's Thing is being too competitive for his own good. jack post-retirement is still jack, so instead of it manifesting as headstrong-ing his way from rehab right back to hockey, in retirement he gets into a life of really petty competitions with the neighbors. best-kept front lawn. most outrageously decorated house on christmas. most fearsome pta parent to ever be involved in their kids' education. he and mr. hicks from four houses down the road nearly dropped gloves over their children's competing lemonade stands and bitty had to deliver three pies to make it blow over without a lawsuit

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #jack zimmermann #bitty is one of those 'keep your friends close and your enemies bribed with southern charm and baked goods' people #much like his mama #jack is more like: 'bittle. do you think our halloween decorations are scary enough. I think they might not be scary enough. #jill kept giving me smug looks in the store yesterday. maybe I should learn to hand carve a scary pumpkin. bittle? bits what do you think' #kind of people you know #text #headcanons

[heartshapedcaskett]

Where the Pee Dee River runs

#my photography #photography #film photography #North Carolina #abandoned #abandoned photography #abandoned places #abandoned buildings #graffiti #southern gothic #southern USA #small town USA #rural USA #rural photography #rural gothic #American gothic #small town gothic #decay #rural decay #35mm color film #35mm photography #if you look in the last photo you can see my mama in the background

[ohara-n-brown]

I feel like Beyonce is instigating Megan and I mean that in the best way.

Mfers trying Megan and Beyonce in her corner like

Beyonce looking at Megan like 'girl this is your Lemonade era. You can curse your man out on a track Megan nobody can stop you'

#The southern mama jumped out #I CAN FEEL BE's INFLUENCE #beyonce #beehive #megan thee stallion #hiss

[a-long-cold-war]

mia goth cosplaying as ethel cain

#americana #ethel cain #preachers daughter #southern gothic #mother cain #midwest #mia goth #cosplay #sexy mama #ptolemaea #sun bleached flies

[pretti-pothead]

“wish i could wash it on down, give it all up,

finally find out how it feels to not live numb” 🎶🌼

#selfie #stoner babe #girls that kiss girls #girls that like girls #pretty stoner #stoner girl #stoner mom #stoner chick #420life #bi girls #bisexual babe #bisexual girls #pretty face #pretty little psycho #blue eyes #pisces girl #sad gorl hours #southern woman #hot mama

[murdermitties]

Daisy

#daisy #daisy wc #daisy warrior cats #thunderclan #warrior cats #wc #warriors designs #warrior cats designs #MISS DAISY #i deadass has never really seen her as anything but a tortie #so i based of on my old cat Rosmarin (rosemary) kitty mama #shes just a tortie that carries dilute #i know that most people see her as like soft and gentle #but to me shes like rosemary and loving yes #but also a tiny terror #miss southern belle with a devils streak #she looks very unimpressed but shes smiling i promise

[texasbama]

People tried to tell this black girl from Houston, Texas that she wasn’t “country enough”

Bey really said WHO aint country enough??

#as IF mama has EVER shied away from her southern roots. #cowboy carter #Beyonce #beyoncé

[saturngalore]

on my mama, on my hood 🧡

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #ts4 edit #black simblr #black simmer #🪐 #khadijah vincent #ummm i did this photoshoot months ago and just never had the energy to edit it or slap a filter on so…here it is finally! #i hate the quality of the pictures but i absolutely love taking pictures in game and finding nice spots to use for backgrounds #it’s like im a real photographer or something #it was sunset in game when i took this so the lighting was so nice #this isn’t the first time y’all seen this outfit but i wanted y’all to see it again but i love it😁 #khadijah not even a southern boooo but i thought the song fits the vibe of the photos 🤞🏾 #anyways SHE GET IT FROM HER MAMA IMMA SAY YOU FOCKIN RIGHT 🫡 #not sorry that this isn’t the original the song but i loveeee this song sm okay byeee

[spawksstuff]

Atlanta Parents See Star on Screen

Atlanta Journal 28 February 1947

They're so proud.

Best part is the last two paragraphs!

#deforest kelley #baby!de #fear in the night #ma and pa kelley #mama bear mode activated #southerners all the way haha (it's a compliment) #was going to spread these clippings out a little more but De's too adorable

[totally-peacock-i-swear]

Hey darlings, Mama Peacock here. I have something I've been dying to address. I am, in fact, the real and original peacock tv, @definitely-peacock is just an intern, alright? 🦚

Now that we got that straight, let's get to know me <3

She/Her

ENFJ-A

Proud mother & foster mother of @speedway-official-unofficial , @applebees-honestly , @im-pandora-i-promise , @its-target-official , @def-bjs-guys , @yandex-search-fr, and @im-the-real-roblox-i-swear !

Older sister of @definitely-hulu , @legit-syfy , and @definitely-bravo

I love my husband, @exxonmobil-official

🦚・Striving to take in (adopt or foster) all the corp kiddos that need it

That's all for now

💛🧡❤️💜💙💚

#peacock tv #heck #i am so glad #i finally made it #!! #mama #peacock #is #finally #here #!!! <3 #lets see how this goes #lol #oh yeah #its also like #canon #i am #a southern mom #xp #i already love this #lmao

[byrddog8420]

#thick gorgeous curvy #southern girl #cutie w a bootie #naughty gf #juicy fat ass #sexy mama #whootie #my sexy girl #teasing me

[floridafemme]

#my beautiful mama #april of 1980 #this being 44 years ago is crazy #my mom dying easter eggs at 12 #mine #my photo kinda #southern gothic

[sydtodd21]

january nights, 💙

#me #girls with tattoos #tattoos #personal #tattoo #redhead #southern girl #carolina girl #georgia peach #pit bull mama #pittie #my boy #photography #dog photos

[tf2-headcanon-quotes-confesions]

Text: Engineer is Jessie’s father

Southerners 

Goggles

Turrets 

Mechanics 

Shotgun/shockgun 

Overalls

Engie could be a redhead for all we know. He’s bald.

Defense

Treats their machines like pets

“Sorry, man.” “Sorry!”

“I am the better man.” “I’m number one!”

Announcing when they’re building

Various other similarly sassy but generally amiable voice lines. 

Seems sane but is just as bloodthirsty as the rest of their casts

he’s her dad, okay?

#tf2 #brawl stars #engineer tf2 #jessie brawl stars #brawlstars #jessie brawlstars #team fortress 2 #headcanon #I know jessie has a urban accent and so does Pam but you can pry southern mama Pam idea from my cold dead country hands #other media

[amarvellousketterdam]

me if i was in a “taking odd but generally well received roles” competition and my opponent was Uma Therman

#i totally forgot she was in the PJ movies until i just accidentally saw the poster for it #like ok mamas lets take those roles! be ipod medusa! be southern first female president! #pjo #percy jackson #pjo movies #red white and royal blue #rwrb film #uma thurman