#soy yo literal

[connorsok]

before I played Disco Elysium, I thought Harry du Bois was a co-worker in the precinct you work at and, reading about him being such a fucked up guy, I was literally planning on avoiding him as much as possible in my playthrough... colour me surprised when I found the badge and found out the main character's name

#literally playing the game dreading when this fabled du bois character would pop up #then i find the badge.... see Harrier du Bois on screen #and i just go.... oh fuck... its me... im the problem guy #disco elysium #harry du bois #i love getting facts about media so incredibly messed up #it adds to the fun so much #1k #soy yo #disco elysium spoilers #rbs turned off cause im tired of seeing this in notes

[buddyhollyscurls]

nah marcela makes me MAD MAD her telling betty u do nothing without thinking and u don't lament anything you're a human computer in every sense of the word

SHE IS A PERSON A HUMAN WHO SAW HER BOSS FIGHTING SOMEONE WHO IS VERY CLOSE TO HER OFC SHES GOING TO LOSE CONTROL OVER IT

Why is she even mad at Betty like go fight with ur man who everyone says STARTED THE FIGHT EVEN UR BEST FRIENDS ARE LIKE HE WENT CRAZY U JUST ALWAYS WANT TO FIGHT BETTY FOR SHIT THAT ARMANDO DOES

#HER BEING LIKE YOU'VE TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF ARMANDO #SINCE YOU'VE GOT HERE YOU'VE DONE WHATEVER YOU WANTED #LITERALLY GIVE HER ONE EXAMPLE #ONE EXAMPLE OF HER DOING THAT???? #SHE HAS DONE NOTHING?????? #maria watches #yo soy betty la fea #ysblf

[supercool-here]

hold your horses

My sister sent me this text a few minutes ago. This is my dream ok? And it came true

#The context is #My sisters were home alone yesterday and last night #And they watched Betty until they couldn't anymore #Meaning they ordered food and stayed up until 3am #Watching Betty #They fit through most of Betty and Armando's relationship #They literally got through both of the times they slept together #And they started watching as soon as my sis went back from work #I'm watching too even tho we're not together cause I miss them #You guys don't know #I dreamt of having someone to be crazy over this soap for so so long #And now they're just as sick as I was years ago #YSBLF WON #THIS IS A HAPPY DAY FOR US CRAZY BITCHES #HAHAHAHAHAHA #YSBLF #yo soy betty la fea #Favorites

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

Is it really a novel set in ancient Rome unless it has references to cannibalism?

Marius: weren't you thirsty? Didn't you want water? Then drive the Germans down from this hillside, force them back to the river that they're now crossing, and then drink from its water mixed with the red blood of our enemies! Massacre the Germans for once and for all!

(In-universe, Marius is deliberately skiving off work so he can drink way too much wine and ramble about how he won the Cimbric Wars to a couple of nine-year-olds. Admittedly, the nine-year-olds are having a great time!)

(Santiago Posteguillo, Roma soy yo)

#marius and sulla make caesar and pompey look like well-adjusted responsible citizens in comparison #i think i'm starting to see why so much of classics tumblr jokes about cannibalism #this is the third roman novel series (+shakespeare's julius caesar) i've read that features cannibalism literally or metaphorically #it's Thematic #i can't even judge marius for corrupting the youth because i WAS fascinated by cannibalism & mass murder when i was nine #i do judge him for not watering his wine tho #jlrrt reads #santiago posteguillo #roma soy yo

[ladysophiebeckett]

strike plot in ysb really highlights the beginning of alvaro's crazy. like, yes some things are diego's fault bc he's constantly trying to sabotage him but also the way alvaro goes about handling these situations is his own doing.

the strike was avoidable, he just needed to put his employees first over his obsession with conquering the latam market. he loses sight and control of the situation as soon he loses bea's unwavering support. and everything that happens after is in angry retaliation towards her or about her.

alvaro sees her joining the strike as a personal attack against him when in reality bea is, with great difficulty, doing what she believes is the right thing to do. before this, she'd been on alvaro's side and helped him negotiate deals and supported him in his goals. his dream of expansion was also hers. but tamarindo demanding they fire 40 ppl pushes bea to see what alvaro won't admit---that this deal is not really in their best interest.

as soon bea thinks and acts on things opposite of his wants and needs, he becomes angry. even when she tries to find solutions or evidence of diego tampering against them, it's not enough to get back into his good graces. he can't forgive her for what he sees as a 'betrayal' and 'abandonment'. despite the professional setting, with bea he takes everything personally.

on one side, tamarindo deal and the strike shows the flaws of business expansions and how these corporations see people as numbers to be cut in order to see how well the other party takes orders. on the other, it shows how much alvaro depends on bea and his refusal to admit that. for bea, it's the beginning of her long-term arc on becoming a strong willed person willing to stand up for herself and those around her.

#yo soy bea #alvaro when bea makes a choice that illustrates the small illusion of a backbone: excuse me??? #alvaro is incredibly selfish and cant believe that bea has beliefs that dont revolve around him #before the strike he thought bea was just automatically without thought--on his side undisputedly. #he literally gets upset with bea bc she's not excited about the press conference #why do u need her support alvaro?? #literally gets mad at everyone at bulevar bc bea wasnt on his side ONE TIME #wants to conquer latam market but cant do it without his secretary #gonzlao: we used to things without her all the time #alvaro cant remember those times now--his life is now 'before bea' and then later 'after bea' #he's literally insane in both the fun way and the fucked up way

[oddishblossom]

Girl help i just finished watching this telenovela from 1999 and now i can’t stop listening to this song. Added english lyrics to this video for funsies.

#lucyrambles.txt #ysblf #yo soy betty la fea #betty la fea #armando mendoza #beatriz pinzón solano #translating things is always a delicate balance between ‘should i translate this literally’ and #‘that sounds weird in english. change it to something that gets the point across’ #anyway after 149 episodes of this show i’m a different person now #even if this gets 0 notes i have to make more stuff for this show or my brain will explode ❤️

[alleispunk]

"It feels good to know you're mine

Now drive me far away."

Cmo dijeron los deftones

No se q mas hacer mas alla d cwrrar los ojos piipipipipi

#miopia #astigmatism #soy una ciega de mierda #:3 #astetic #aesthetic #amo como perro #pipipi #i want what these bitches have #y me refiero a hannibal y will #theyre so silly #theyre in love btw #and insane #im literally will graham #sabian q will es de boca yo lo se me lo dijo ayer

[quemirabobo]

Martes de mejor me hubiera quedado en casa

Diciembre tendría que ser como enero, cancelame todo Néstor, sin cole, sin facu, sin finales, nada bye

Cómo estás reina? Tenés muches niñes en el período de nosecomosellama?

#tengo un nuni #Adari✨ #literal soy yo el del 2019/2024🤣🤣

[tortademaracuya]

se que no fue a proposito y es una boludez pero dios no puede ser que sea tan fantasma

#yo eligiendome un username 'jaja lookimaghost porq nunca nadie me ve lol' #yo cuando la gente posta no me ve ni teniendome enfrente: *gato troste.jpg* #😭😭😭 #toda mi mesa levantó la mano. yo estaba enfrente literal de la profesora en primera fila y aun asi soy la unica q no anotaba #mis compañeras me empezaron a señalar y seguia sin verme akskksks #no se cuantos espamentos hicieron hasta que la profesora notó que habia una persona donde señalaban ajskskksk #ahora me da gracia pero me sentia para el orto #tenia una amsiedad de terminar en un grupo de mierda con una responsabilidad q no queria #solo porq de alguna forma no se daban cuenta de q estaba ahi levantando la mano y hablando #haunted.txt #me van a tener q instalar un cartel con una flecha con lucecitas neon en la cabeza

[vidovy]

You're one of my oldest internet friends and fr You are so cool, funny and kind. I'm so glad to have met you SO many years ago and still hang around (even if it's just liking your posts/ig stories or writing nonsense in your ask box or your dms).

It's really hard for me to express these things in words but know that I appreciate u a Lot!

<3

I appreciate you a lot as well, it's very hard for me to keep relationships with people, so as you said, even with the small interactions, still talking to you after all these years is amazing!!! Makes me incredibly happy to be able to call someone so kind and talented my friend. I really really appreciate you a lot as well, more than I can actually express, more than you'll ever know

#anon 😎 #tagging as anon. but I know who you are. #love ya buddy 🫂💞 #perdón no quería ponerme a llorar pipipi #la imagen del erizo soy yo intentando expresar mis honestos sentimientos #literal no podía responder antes pq me ganaba el sentimiento cada q abría el inbox

[buddyhollyscurls]

Marcela being like I'm in love with you after she just got done yelling at armando for fighting and telling him that he's weak and has lowered himself

you use the word love a lot i don't think it means what you think it means

#atp why does she herself want to marry him if she feels hes a weak man and has lowered himself #she literally said hes not the same man she fell in love with #so then why continue with the relationship #does she know that she also can make decisions about their relationship #like atp i think shes the one waiting for him to end it #and its like yk u can end it too #maria watches #yo soy betty la fea #ysblf

[slaygentford]

It is so BEYOND. when jimmy tells Kim he’s gonna pick up lalos bail. And it’s seven MILLION DOLLARS. and all of a sudden she’s about to cry because she’s so scared. And he says. In the worlds most. In the worlds most, insanity, of all time, he says. Don’t worry Kim. I’ll be fine.

#and then he drives to the desert. to pick up the cartel money. in his Saul suit. and says to his reflection. yo soy abogado #THIS SHOW IS SO INSANE HE LITERALLY PUTS SAUL ON. HE LITERALLY PUTS SAUL ON. #IM FOJNF TO ABSOLUTELY VOMIT

[chanlixsbf]

Look at what I just found.

#i literally did the soy boy face and was like ‘YO THATS ME’ #pride #queer #gay #pride flags #queer identity

[ladysophiebeckett]

the thing about the letter in the original vs the spanish adaptation is that armando clings to his truth that the letter doesn't reflect him bc he didn't write it. it's incriminating bc of his association with mario and the list of instructions. if mario, his best friend, said all that then armando must feel this way too.

in the YSB however, its alvaro's own words against him. he's the one saying he can't keep pretending to be in love with her, he's the one saying every morning is torture---it's not. we know that. but gonzalo is on to him about his true feelings and by choosing to lie to him and himself (bc he has yet to admit that its become real to him) he seals his own fate in bea's eyes. no letter means bea doesn't doubt anything. the things gonzalo says after only help support everything alvaro is saying.

letter or no letter, its all bad for betty\bea but alvaro doesn't have the excuse of 'i never said that' bc he in fact did.

#yo soy bea #you think about whats worse and u come up blank bc its literally all awful for bea #a letter would have killed her all the same #the point of the conversation is to not leave any room for doubt. alvaro is directly killing bea bc of his inability to be honest. #there's one window of opportunity where she should have listened and he ruins that too. #like armando he's very much the architect of his own destruction <3

[yume-fanfare]

#no puedo más #esc22 #buah esk soy yo literal

[the-acid-pear]

The way I'm not over a single thing I've internalized when speaking in spanish

#luly talks #not over my internalized homophobia nor transphobia not even ableism #was thinking of the fact that i have my merienda and i was like ugh that's so childish to keep a routine like that #and then im reminded myself im literally autistic and somehow that felt like an insult #spanish speaking luly is a rotten man trying to survive #soy malo y eso es bueno yo jamas sere bueno y eso no es malo no hay nadie que quiera ser ademas de yo...