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teathattast · 2 years

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#space memes #memes #funny memes #funny posts

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sand-realtor · 21 days

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troythecatfish · 3 months

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sleepy-bebby · 1 year

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birdiesaves · 11 days

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THE MARTIAN ( novel by andy weir ) change as necessary !

mankind reaching out to send people to another planet for the very first time and expand the horizons of humanity blah, blah, blah.

i’m pretty much fucked.

they got the parades and fame and love of the world, i got a firm handshake and a hot cup of coffee when i got home.

i would only be “in command” of the mission if i were the only remaining person.

what do you know? i’m in command.

it wasn’t your fault. you did what you had to do.

in your position i would have done the same thing.

it was a ridiculous sequence of events that led to me almost dying.

everyone thinks i’m dead.

ok, i’ve had a good night’s sleep, and things don’t seem as hopeless as they did yesterday.

i won’t be able to whip something up with tinfoil and gum.

fear my botany powers!

but hey, time is the one thing i’ve got.

i wonder if they'll ever find out what really happened.

i’ll spare you the math. the answer is _________

bleh. i’m going to bed

my life depends on you

i played a lot of dungeons and dragons.

i have an idiotically dangerous plan

i suppose i’ll think of something. or die.

the answer is: i don’t know.

all i accomplished today was thinking up a plan that’ll kill me

also, i have duct tape.

after a search of everyone’s personal items i found my answer.

that was sarcasm, by the way.

this all sounds like a great idea with no chance of catastrophic failure.

do you have any idea the magnitude of shitstorm this is gonna be?

how come aquaman can control whales? they’re mammals!

i expected it to be cold, but jesus christ!

now, on to my next task: sitting around with nothing to do for 12 hours.

i ask for a picture and i get the fonz?

the whole world’s been rooting for you.

really looking forward to not dying.

please watch your language.

sorry we left you behind, but we don't like you.

you're sort of a smart-ass.

your request for “anything, oh god anything but disco” is denied.

no. you’ll fuck it up and die.

i took it apart, found the problem, and fixed it.

i don’t see anything... i can hear it, but... it’s down here somewhere, but i don’t know where.

the subtle and refined “hurl my body at the wall” technique had some flaws.

named after the greek goddess who traveled the heavens with the speed of wind. she's also the goddess of rainbows.

i'm not giving up. just planning for every outcome. it's what i do.

your poster outsold the rest of ours combined.

why are you such a nerd?

you should try to be more cool. wear dark glasses and a leather jacket. carry a switchblade.

you started my training by buying me a beer.

so now i have to do boring-ass experiments with test tubes and zzzzzzzzzz....

frankly, i suspect you're a super villain.

just once i'd like something to go to plan, ya know?

no? ok... what was that!? oh, nothing? ok...

for now i just want to go home.

there's always hope

are we just watching a tragedy play out?

you’ll survive this. i don't know how, but you will.

i've defiled enough historical sites for now.

tomorrow night, i'll sink to an all new low!

tomorrow night, i'll be at rock bottom!

be a smart-ass to a guy seven levels above you. see how that works out.

i remember when you were shy

the attitude comes with the job

and by “enjoying” i mean “hating so much i want to kill people.”

there aren't many people who can say they've vandalized a three billion dollar spacecraft. but i'm one of them.

what's our role in all this? if something goes wrong, what can we do?

how do you come up with this shit?

i admit it's fatally dangerous, but consider this: i'd get to fly around like iron man.

i need you to come back in and make a bomb.

i knew that guy was a mad scientist!

i think we should just go with my iron man idea.

well if you won't let us then- wait... wait a minute... i'm looking at my shoulder patch and it turns out i'm the commander.

give me a minute. you're the first person i've seen in ______.

i think about the sheer number of people who pulled together just to save my sorry ass, and i can barely comprehend it.

i represent progress, science, and the interplanetary future we’ve dreamed of for centuries.

they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. it might not seem that way sometimes, but it’s true.

yes, there are assholes who just don’t care, but they’re massively outnumbered by the people who do.

#space memes #space rp memes #rp starters #rp memes #rp prompt #roleplay inbox prompts #roleplay meme #feel free to reblog and share!

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strawberri-draws · 7 months

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the experience is universal :)

up on my redbubble!

#my art #Funny #space #Space memes #Space art #aliens #alien memes #Cute space art #Cute alien memes #Stickers #i like this one haha #Also tell me if the link doesn’t work lol #Strawberridraws

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mytheralmin · 2 months

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#meme #apollo #helios #burning suns ire #space memes

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garthnadermemestash · 9 months

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y'all got some memes? ❤️

#aliens #aliens and ufos #space memes #first contact #pentagon #alien memes #tumblr memes #dankest memes #pathetic3 #political memes #mst memes #mystery sovcit theater memes #mistaken con man #garth nader memes

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constructbreakdown · 6 months

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Take Me To Your Leader

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rp-meme-central · 5 months

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Send "spacing out" for a starter where our muses are on a spaceship.

#rp memes #inbox memes #askbox memes #space memes

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liv45no · 1 month

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from now on I identify as Jupiter because I’m also the tallest of my friend group, I also shoot full 100 wenn im angry and also my favorite number is 5 in this essay I will

#jupiter #liv rambles #memes #space memes #space balls

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teathattast · 2 years

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#jupiter #space #space memes

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sand-realtor · 21 days

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troythecatfish · 3 months

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j4ckme · 11 months

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#politically incorrect #funny pics #idgaf #funny #lmao #wtf #dank memes #seriously wtf #memes #seriously funny #space #space memes #Uranus

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just-memes · 1 year

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#dank memes #funny #funny memes #memes #space memes

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