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canon-gabriel-quotes · 2 months
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I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose
Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.
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cozylittleartblog · 9 months
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*googles if the shakesperian language i write into rouxls' dialogue is grammatically correct for the express purpose of using it incorrectly because lord knows that man doesn't know Shitteth From Fucketh*
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strawberrybyers · 20 days
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i have so many outlines, drafts, analysis, and theories that are waiting to be worked on and posted but when i go to start making the post my brain just becomes a whole bunch of static with the words “stranger things” “byler” “blue meets yellow in the west” “electricity” “lights” “water” “painting” “time” “clocks” “gay people”. it’s like my brain becomes one of those ghost communicator devices so i end up just posting “can’t wait for byler as boyfriends! 😁🥺🫶”. but i promise there’s so many intriguing thoughts i have that need to be posted i just need my brain to get itself together
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gayaristocrat · 2 months
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I wish all of you bisexuals have a wonderful day filled with nothing but being trapped in the suffocating clutches of a healthy dose of bi-panic, so much so that you are left a blushing stuttering mess because everyone around you is so pretty to the point where you can’t even focus or function right
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absolutely lethal combination tonite of interview this morning + going out in public all day + writing hunger au + home grown organic karaoke with friends until 2am + watching scar and grian's new vids and nearly laughing myself into an asthma attack. im feeling silly im feeling goofy i am eating frozen waffles with very nice butter. my phone is at 8%. god wishes he were me
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sea-jello · 1 year
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he looks like he can speak french
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miraculouscontent · 2 years
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Oh God, I just thought of the possibility of love square stans trying to say, “Marinette couldn’t have been in love with Luka because she’s not showing trauma signs!” and them genuinely thinking that this is an okay argument without any sense of awareness as to how that sounds.
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tittyinfinity · 10 months
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As much as I hate where AI is going, one of the funniest things to come out of it is people making videos & sound clips with the voices of American presidents. Y'all keep putting Joe Biden in Situations
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i forgot that laerryn is the most intense woman alive.
helmswoman akami rowe absolutely has to hype herself up before making calls to her.
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wickedhawtwexler · 9 days
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why am i so social and friendly in person but shake like a chihuahua every time i have to Send A Text
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cyber-neptune · 3 months
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Strangers by Ethel Cain makes me ascend like holy shit
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nicolos · 4 months
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u know when the anxiety equivalent of eustress is making your chest hurt so you go to kind of hold it but your boobs are there as a pleasant surprise? it's that kind of a day
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machihunnicutt · 5 months
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i wish i was better at speaking
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