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#speaking from personal experience
zorosdimples · 4 months
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you don’t hate everything—you just need a good orgasm and some sleep
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bxnnie-bxwl · 5 months
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funfred is so autism to me….like being goofy and no concept of volume control?? so real
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cripplerage · 5 months
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Pro tip for any marginalised person going to the ER for heart attack symptoms: if you can take an antacid before you go, do it. It's a tip my nurse friend told me. There's a pretty high chance they'll tell you to take one when you get there so saying you've already done that and it didn't work might help you get listened to sooner.
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bromios · 2 months
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the reason many people in depressive states react with hostility when presented with good and useful advice (e.g have you tried exercise/have you reached out to a friend) is that everyone intrinsically knows that there is an element of willpower to their condition. it is kind of humiliating to recognize that there are steps you could easily take to get on the right track but you are for whatever reason unable or unwilling to do so. instead of “you just don’t fucking know what it’s like,” a much more honest response to the advice I mentioned before is “no, I don’t want to do that, it feels much safer and easier to wallow.”
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kanachaka · 5 months
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Guys. Script you have no teeth sensitivity. Please 😭😭 bcuz tell me why I spat ice cream out in front of my future husband I CANT
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lilscottishlesbian · 7 months
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Me watching someone love Laito but hate Reiji (I can’t interrupt it’s a cannon event)
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clearcloudlesssky · 2 months
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people say “i wanna be crushed by boobs” until they’re actually being crushed by boobs and then it’s like. i’m gonna die. i think i’ll just admire them from afar
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i just KNOW Aziraphale/Michael was in pain during that kiss. No, not just because the emotional stuff. but have you ever tried kissing like that with someone with glasses??? ouchie. unless it’s like a quick kiss, if you’re face pressing for 15 seconds against glasses???? that’s gonna hurt!!
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titleknown · 3 months
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Question: Why do neurotypicals always assume that failure to clean something sufficiently is a deliberate act of disrespect towards their stuff and not Sometimes People Are Bad At Cleaning Despite Their Efforts?
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daretosnoop · 1 year
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For those of you who said it’s unrealistic for Nancy to be left in charge in SSH ….. y’all are so wrong, so so wrong
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sophitz · 2 years
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i ship marellinh as much as the next guy but let me make it clear that i also ship stinella as exes. they definitely dated at one point and stayed friends
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autolycuss · 7 months
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Flambeau is the type of person to leave you to a grocery store alone while shopping. He just leaves the shop without telling you, and you wander around the aisles wondering where he is. And during all that, Flambeau is like smoking a cigarette and waiting in the car.
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rosesandartss · 1 year
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the way y'all treat highschool dropouts is abhorrent
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Fun Fact in Act 1:
If you pile your whole party on the little bridge in Minthara's room at the goblin camp and then cast Burning Hands toward her, it will destroy the bridge your whole team is standing on and send everyone into the abyss :)
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You go around the back of any retail store or restaurant and the employees be in the back on their break like
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glowsticcc · 11 days
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technoblade is to lesbians what jerma is to the trans community send post
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