#speaking of baby

[phantomrose96]

Coworker pronounced gigabyte as "jigabyte" today and I've never seen a room full of engineers so immediately ready to fight

#coworker is from Brazil so like its fine #but also he stood his ground on it #brave man #'man' i say but he's 22 so he's a baby actually #chrissy speaks

[polychromaic]

sharing the silly winny sketchpage I made cuz she was a big hit, look upon my silly pathetic failgirl

detail close-ups under break!

#scott pilgrim #winona pilgrim #tgirl!pilgrim #todd ingram #wallace wells #ramona flowers #I’m rotating her in my mind as I speak #also drawing winny x todd feels like a crime #but baby I do Not respect the law #polyart

[sofiaruelle]

Idk if your avoiding spoilers or not but when I saw Sam's winter glow up I immediately got excited to see your reaction to it

Hahahah nope not avoiding any spoilers. I am living vicariously through people playing because the update is not available for the ipad yet. 😭😭😭

Samson Samsonite Sammy Sam Sam boi. Looking saur baby gorl 💅 with his lil beanie. I'm mostly surprised he was able to fit all that hair underneath his hat hahaha. Also can't help it but also draw his other 2/3s.

#stardew valley #stardew valley ass gang #stardew valley sam #stardew valley abigail #stardew valley sebastian #sdv sam #sdv abigail #sdv Sebastian #sdv ass gang #how do they not have frost bite with all that metal on their face??? idk #i was SWEATING drawing this #it might be sprinf somewhere else in the world #but its summer in the PH baby #and Booiiiiiii i gat 2 electric fans on my person #in the words of our witchy queen of the west #IM MELTING MELLLLLTING #oh wahat a worlllldddd #also please donate to my PC funds and #my commissions are open~ #stardew valley winter #narwhal speaks #anon

[nighttimenothings]

you're so pretty when you whine for me. hips jerking and thighs twitching for something—for anything—to ease the throbbing arousal between your legs. you're so slick and swollen, baby. look how pretty you are. i reach out, rolling a nipple ever so gently between my fingers. and god. the sound you make—utterly divine. easy, baby. i'm going to take such good care of you. can you wait a little longer for me?

#god it makes me feral #when a pretty girl is so overwhelmed and can't speak #like yeah baby #lesbian #sapphic #wlw #sapphic nsft #queer nsft #wlw nsft #lesbian nsft #men and minors dni #nighttimenothings

[p1nkshield]

idk why but I feel like Jason would be either very good with babies or terrible with them. In both scenarios he never offers to babysit.

Tim: Can you tell the civilian we found his baby? Also this kid has been screaming since I found her.

Dick: Sure! She isn't very happy huh? Try handing her to Jason!

Tim: What?

Dick (causally): Jace is like a baby whisperer or something.

Tim: ooookaaay?

later they peek around the corner

Dick: See?

Jason has the baby cradled in one arm whilst having a lovely conversation

Baby: *Babbles for a bit*

Jason: I couldn’t agree more, but have you considered how the death of Mercutio sets the tone and gravitas of the story?

Baby: *Babbles more*

Jason: I see, I see.

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #he doesn't acknowledge this exchange #he speaks seriously and not in a baby voice either #He refuses to watch her but agrees to hold her for “Just a moment” #he and Alfred have shockingly similar interactions with babies

[konigsblog]

tw/cw: forced impregnation, pregnancy. 🍼

baby trapping könig.

you'd be lying if you said you weren't doing this because you wanted his genes and wealth; you wanted your babies to have a happy family; and könig has the perfect genes and money to care for all four of you.

you'd been having a hard time recently, the pair of you. your relationship had become full of arguments, screaming matches, and yelling at each other over the smallest things. until one day, you thought of a plan to mend (or potentially ruin) your broken relationship. 

you knew könig wasn't the type to leave you a single mother; he'd be there the entire way through regardless. his family would shun him and put shame on him if he ever left you struggling.

you'd been riding him; könig's growls and demands for more caused your cunt to drool with pleasure. his large hands gripped your waist, fingernails leaving marks along your body, kneading the flesh on your ass as you bounced harder, quickening your pace as your core began tightening. you whined and mewled quietly, tears pooling in your waterline and your body trembling as you warned könig you were about to cum.

before könig could even mutter a coherent word or a warning, your walls were already clutching onto his veiny and slick boner, his dick twitching and pulsing inside of your wet warmth, groans coming out broken and stuttered, his breathing heavy and fast. he could feel your hole weep around him, your pearly and glossy droplets of arousal running down his shaft, and his creamy load fucked deep into you. his breathing was heavy, and his head was thrown back, his grip aching as he held your hips tightly, attempting to catch his breath and come to the realisation of what just happened.

of course the news of your pregnancy was shocking. he couldn't leave you a pregnant mother; he had to step in. being forced to act like a proper boyfriend meant that he couldn't yell at you for silly things anymore and that he had to tend to your needs, getting worried whenever you attempted to do something like rearrange the furniture.

perhaps he wasn't prepared to become a father to two huge, chubby baby girls, but seeing them fast asleep on your newlywed husband's chest was everything you'd dreamt of.

#orla speaks #tw: baby trapping #tw: forced breeding #tw: forced impregnation #könig x you #könig x reader #konig call of duty #könig call of duty #könig #könig cod #konig x reader #konig #konig cod #i think i may need this RNN

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

attempt to return to normalcy

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #seriously speaking i cant imagine ethan surviving re8 and then getting another IT job 😭 #bro got moved to europe and lived there in paranoia for 3 years before his paranoia got proved RIGHT #ethan can be a stay at home dad and go to therapy 😭 #i also think if ethan survived re8 he would be a bit of a helicopter parent #i think he would be so terrified to leave rose #he carries the baby monitor with him everywhere :(

[lemondoddle]

#lane speaks #GUESS WHO GOT POLLS BABY HELL YEAH #polls

[juice-boxy]

They babygirled him

#NOT that i am complaining #juiceboxy speaks #nimona #ballister blackheart #ive been here since 2015 baby #i love him big ol eyes

[rubydubydoo122]

Why is it that Batman’s ok with Antiheroes if it’s Catwoman or Talia Al Ghul, but when it’s the Red Hood, suddenly he’s beating the shit out of him

~Jason Peter Todd at some point

#jason todd #batman #batfam #red hood #bruce wayne #catwoman #selina kyle #talia al ghul #Jason: how are you going to call me the emotional one when your actions towards my moms prove that you think with your member #Jason: they deserve so much better than you #jason: seems pretty sus to me #dc comics #Bruce: It’s not the same #Jason: why? is it because they’re women? #Jason: Talia’s killed people and you had a baby with her #Jason: Selina has stolen from you and you still proposed #Jason: I just wanna know why it’s different. that’s all #Steph: let him speak his truth

[acy-onyx]

throwing Sombra a kitty quinciniera

#acy speaks #my baby boy

[shima-draws]

YOU CAN TAKE A SELFIE WITH HIM. BEST UPDATE EVER

#Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet #Pokemon Kieran #Kieran #Pokemon SV #Mochi Mayhem #LOOK AT HIM!!! THAT’S MY FCUKING BABY!!!!!!!! #AAAAGAHHDHDHDHDH #CRYING SCREAMIFN THROWINGG UP #Shima speaks

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[cowboygenes]

The Life Cycle of A Star

#my art #digital art #procreate #bg3 #gale dekarios #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #bloodweave #galestarion #comic #I am hoping and praying that this makes sense to everyone else #I’m basically just relating Gale to the life cycle of a star #like from baby gale to now gale #and Astarion is just happy he ain’t dead and exploded #okay bye now #PLEASE DONT SCHOOL ME ON STARS BTW I DID LIKE #30 MIN OF RESEARCH OKAY #MOST OF THIS IS FROM MY MIDDLE SCHOOL BRAIN SPEAKING TO ME #but tell me fun star facts and I’ll go :) !

[goobiestar]

Uncle Goosefeather protecting his niece no matter what

#art #RB PLS!!! #warrior cats #sorry i love goose #and i kinda want blue and goose to have a few sweet moments #he never knew how to speak to her he only just curled up next to her and let her cry like a baby #shes still a baby to him in some way if that makes sense idk im projecting on these cats #bluekit #bluepaw #bluefur #bluestar #goosefeather

[apollos-boyfriend]

congrats to sneeg and hannah but why does this have the same energy as that one picture of matpat where it looks like he was the one that gave birth instead of his wife

#icarus speaks #CANT BELIEVE HE AND THE BABY SHARE A BIRTHDAY #INSANE