#special delivery for the spider anon

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Blood Brothers AU - the Stark Boys and Harley

((Harley! Holy crap I never even thought about Harley!

I’m so sorry it took so long

Hmmm this is very interesting, Anon, because Tony’s time in Tennessee is one of those things that took place while Scott was incarcerated. So Scott learns about Harley when he meets the boy for the first time…))

Tony being Tony really did have a soft spot for the kid after his time in Tennessee.

They are connected after all.

And Tony being Tony, he decided the best way to introduce Scott to Harley is via road trip to Tennessee with the intention of making a special delivery.

Harley’s sister was owed another limited edition watch, and Tony thought Harley could benefit from some Stark Industries limited edition tech…appropriate for his age, of course.

Meanwhile, Scott doesn’t know any of this because Tony’s keeping details to himself. It’s more fun that way.

He’s handled Scott’s persistent stream of questions all his life, so having his kid brother ask a plethora of questions until Tony distracted him long enough to forget what he was even asking about was nothing new to Tony.

They flew down to Nashville - properly incognito of course. Tony went for the cap, sweatshirt hood, and glasses, and Scott said hell no, we’re doing this part my way - and then drove the 3.5 hour drive to Rose Hill.

“Tony, if you’re taking me to see some random Jed Clampett thing you found–”

“Nope, little brother, I told you I have a special delivery in this neck of the woods.”

“Literally,” Scott muttered as they drove through a forest. “What could you possibly have to deliver here that you couldn’t send UPS?”

“I don’t trust this kind of limited edition stuff in the mail.”

They got to Main Street in Rose Hill, and Scott looked around with a very curious and intrigued look on his face. “Yup,” he popped the P as he nodded, “just as I suspected. This only creates more questions than actually answers any, Tony.”

“God, you get so sassy when we travel, Stark.”

“ADHD plus long ass plane and car rides equals restlessness and sass, Stark, and you shouldn’t be surprised by this.”

“You’re about to be the surprised one–”

“I have been the surprised one.”

“-- because we’re almost to our destination.”

The thing that surprised Scott the least so far was when Tony walked to the garage instead of the house once they did reach their actual destination.

Everything else was still a mystery.

The biggest surprise was the boy who greeted Tony…and how the boy greeted him. “Hey! The Mechanic! You’re back!” he exclaimed with a big grin.

Oh nope. That wasn’t the biggest surprise. The biggest surprise was Tony’s response. “Of course, I’m back. Couldn’t very well leave and not just check on you.”

He looked at his brother and said simply, “We’re connected.”

The boy nodded in agreement and added, “We grew up with shitty men.”

“Uh!” Tony pointed at him and chastised. “That’s a grownup word. You haven’t reached the age or height restrictions yet to use that word.”

Then he looked back at Scott. “Between Grandpa Howard and his dad, we knew really shitty family members.”

“And we need each other. We’re connected.”

“…As already pre-established.”

Scott looked between the two of them, completely lost. “Okaaaaaayyyyyy…”

“Scott, this is Harley Keener. Harley, this is my little brother, Scott.”

It’s at this point where Tony gave Scott a quick rundown of how he and Harley met, and why he and Scott were now there.

“I really wish I could’ve seen you wearing a Dora the Explorer watch, Tony.”

“Limited edition,” Tony and Harley simultaneously corrected, making Scott chuckle and amend his statement.

Tony brought another limited edition Dora the Explorer watch (for real limited edition because Tony modified it himself) for Harley’s sister, and he brought Harley a drone the size and shape of one of those really speedy lizards.

“Really? A lizard?” Scott asked.

“COOL!” Harley exclaimed.

“Ants are your thing, and I’m not touching spiders. I thought a little lizard would fit in around here.”

Scott enjoyed watching Tony and Harley interact. Even though them being connected seemed to be some kind of inside joke or something, to an extent it really was true.

And it was…really sweet to watch.

It wasn’t quite like how Tony interacted with Cassie, similar but not quite.

There was definitely something to the “we’re connected” statement, and Scott couldn’t help but watch contentedly.

Being brothers with Tony meant a life full of surprises.

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🍁🍁🍁🕷🕷🕷SANDRINGHAM ANON AND PG🕷🕷🕷🍁🍁🍁

Sandringham Anon

SANDRINGHAM ANON 🍁🍁🍁🕷🕷🕷🍁🍁🍁 …”Philip PHILIP !! I’ve just received the children’s Christmas wish list “ …… “ bloody hell’ what now” …… “ little Louis wants a postman pat van , George wants some football shirt, but Charlotte wants a bird spider “…” bloody WHAT !!, better phone up that Attenborough fella “ …… “ maybe Sydney has a contact Philip “… “ er’ yes , Sydney SYDNEY !! …… “ you whispered sir “ … “ Sydney ol’ chum, any chance of acquiring a bird spider ?”… “Mmmm ,a bird spider “

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Sunday October 4/20

🍁🍁🍁🕷🕷🕷🍁🍁🍁THANK YOU SANDRINGHAM ANON🍁🍁🍁🕷🕷🕷🍁🍁🍁

October 4/2020

Vignette #7

Well well well what a morning ☀️ it was! A major crisis averted EPIC!!! Himself is now relaxing 😎 and having a little rest. Oh he’s looking up at the ceiling and tapping his tummy simultaneously. Sydney , loyal Sydney you saved me again, good old Sydney.All of a sudden a thought 💭 💡 returns to his head and his relaxing 😎 moments have gone. 0h what did I do,I promised him take a look at his £££££ wages!! How am I going to do that without Herself finding out? What to do, what to do, what to do, how to do, how to do, how to do? Before he can think further on that he hears Philip!Philip! Herself’s voice getting louder and stronger PHILIP!! The voice getting more urgent and louder PHILIP!!! I just received the children’s Christmas 🎄 wish list 📝!! Not having given a thought beyond his immediate wage 💰 💴 💵 £££££crisis with Sydney, he replies, bloody hell what now!!  Her Majesty replies, oh Philip, little Louis wants a postman Pat van, George want some football shirt but Charlotte wants to find a bird spider. Now talk of a classic British toy. Postman Pat and his shiny red delivery van 🚗 for the Royal Mail has been a classic for many decades and the thought that our Louis wants one is just so adorable. Something easy to find, l don’t think we should have trouble finding a postman Pat van. Gift 🎁 one sorted. Well surely Catherine will know the football team that George is so enamoured on. Himself immediately pipes up saying 🥬 cabbage, it’s Aston Villa! Aston Villa! Himself smiling broadly quite chuffed he knew that!😁😁😁Oh Philip!! EPIC!!  Since you know that, then I shall put you in charge of procuring the shirt for George, in the proper size excellent! Ask Catherine his size and Bob’s your uncle, Philip!!! Second gift 🎁 sorted. Now to Charlotte’s request. A spider 🕷 bird 🦢or bird 🐦 spider 🕷,what the bloody WHAT is that??, better ring up that Attenborough fella! Herself is thinking and thinking, then says, maybe Sydney has a contact. After what he went through this morning, over breakfast and the issue of driving the Lone Ranger sorted, but ££££ yet to change hands🤣🤣🤣😂🙂🙂, he is more than hesitant than ever  to ask any more of Sydney today. However,  he calls for him Sydney, then bellows SYDNEY!!! Appearing swiftly and silently, Sydney appears and cheekily says,  “you whispered Sir”.  Putting it on very thick, Himself says, Sydney, old chum any chance of acquiring a bird 🦢 🐦 spider🕷? Dear Charlotte has got them all in a dither with her wish list 📝. She has taken two creatures that she likes and thinks they should be joined and there should exist something called a bird spider, 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂bless her. Sydney is totally confused 🤷‍♂️ a bird 🐦 spider🕷 ??😬😬😮😮😮😮😮😮🕷. Personally I think that’s a creature that just should remain in her imagination! I hate spiders 🕷. I love that they eat mosquitoes. l cannot imagine if they could fly because it’s bad enough that they can descend on their own strings that they make and you can see them hanging oh they creep me out 😮😮😮😮specially the big big body ones big-time!!! To be continued………..Third gift 🎁 definitely needs sorting…..

DONE WITH THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 💜💜🙏🏻🙏🏻PG🙏🏻🙏🏻💜💜

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