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ardnin · 7 months
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I kinda don't get why people compare Dedf1sh being non binary to the Shiver situation. With Shivers reveal they simply avoided pronouns while in the recent Tweet about Acht they literally used they/them as often as they possibly could.
It's still Nintendo though so I'm not gonna get my hopes up too much but I think there's a pretty good chance for it to be canon now. Feels to me like the devs might've actually communicated to the translators that this was their intent which would be pretty cool
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based on an incredibly cursed conversation with @shiroselia and @endstrats
i don't ship these guys unless it's for the bit <3
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I've been reading Exodus lately and I've just gotten to the portions where God gives the first commands to the people via Moses (twice), and then goes on to give detailed instructions about the tabernacle and how it should be built, and I'm just... we think art is unimportant?? we think things only mean as much as their functionality?? we so easily fall into the trap of believing that beauty means nothing, that it's cheap and only worth whatever mindless distraction it brings, that it's barely more than a cheap sensual thrill, that buildings should just be practical and plain and cheap, that everything should be functional but ultimately disposable, that paintings and dresses and mugs and curtains and carpets are just pretty but have no real value, that beauty is fleeting and vain and therefore shouldn't be thought about too much, if even looked for at all... we fall into these traps so easily, and we forget that there are chapters upon chapters of painstakingly detailed plans to build one portable worship tent, and those plans have been handed down through thousands of years of human history, because beauty and art and skill in craft is important
#I have to go get ready for work now but I will come back to this#and don't even get me started on the parts about God calling specific craftsmen *by name*#he called them!! by name!!! he said 'this man is good at his job. he creates beautiful work. he will build my temple and make it beautiful'#and even more--God inspired him!!!! it was a calling of GOD for him to create beautiful carvings and tapestries and candlesticks!!!#look even if you're not jewish or christian or religious at all you have GOT to see what it means that all these incredibly detailed plans#for building this tent-temple are extremely important#because even if you don't believe in God and don't think that this is all significant bc he personally gave the instructions#and then helped preserve this record of them so we could still read them today#you do have to see how important they were to the people of that time who first wrote them down#and the extreme care that was taken to record all of those detail#AND the fact that it's been preserved for so long and we can still read all the care that was put into creating this incredible piece#of artwork and worship they made#gurt says stuff#I just. gahhfhhfj. I'm feeling emotional about chapters of the Bible that I can't even fully force myself to pay attention to#bc there's so MUCH and I'm bad at visualizing this stuff and I tend to zone out while listening to it#but the fact that it IS that much!!! that there SO MUCH DETAIL and it goes on for SO LONG that I even struggle to pay attention!!!#that this was THAT IMPORTANT to the people who wrote it and to God!!! as an artist and someone who has always cared about art#this means so much to me ok#christianity#bible verse#bible thoughts#exodus#art#theology
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padawansuggest · 8 months
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JediTok
Obi-Wan: This it my dinner I call it autism dinner. *holds up a plate of goop with noodles in it*
Qui-Gon: This was supposed to be spaghetti why it is orange?
Obi-Wan: I got the pages stuck together in the cookbook between a spaghetti and cheese casserole and my autism compels me not to question things.
Qui-Gon: We’ve been working on that. *takes a bite* Huh. It’s like a lasagna with spaghetti noodles and replace the sauce with cheese and milk.
Obi-Wan: That’s exactly what it is and it’s my new favorite thing. Get used to it I’m gonna make it seven times over the next month before I get tired of it and never eat it again.
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Angels say they don’t know how you get into Heaven as if there isn’t a certain ten step plan to do exactly that…
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densewentz · 5 months
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how funny would it be to silently release a videogame where characters have funny reactions if you skip one of their cutscenes like. you're on your second playthrough so you skip their personal quest cutscene and as you're now running away you hear "no sure, skip me that's fine, wasn't trying to pour my heart out or anything. obviously youve got bIG THINGS TO DO, LOTS MORE PLANTS TO PICK ON ACCIDENT IM SURE-"
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guard-en · 5 months
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You've Got Mail! @killing-machine
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queer-adhd · 6 months
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Absolutely fascinated with our pharmacist. Went to pick something up for rouke and he just did like. A drive-by vaccination. Asked me if I wanted the flu shot, I said yeah, started getting ready for it, then he just walked up and injected me within half a second, then went 'ok bring rouke in this weekend' and bounced. Didn't even hurt, barely had time to process it at all. I kind of wish I was him.
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tryph · 10 months
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obsession
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emry-stars-art · 2 months
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Can I have some royal AU please and thank you
Of course you can dear Maggie 😌
21 feb 2024 ww
Nathaniel looked away from the bookshelves as the lady went to search through one of the crates.
“You are,” he said to Wilds easily. “A captain.”
Wilds laughed softly again. “Not by much. Only to you lot of guards, and only when Day isn’t around.”
Nathaniel shrugged. He’d made it a point to learn the exact lines of authority here, every place they differed from what he was used to. Thankfully Day had been especially patient that afternoon with all of Nathaniel’s questions. As a castle ‘soldier’, Nathaniel was under Day and Wymack’s authority - as a guard to a noble of the castle, he was also directly under Wild’s, as per her place as guard to the head of state.
“And also when he is.”
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hannibalistichabit · 2 months
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Okay I mean this in a really light-hearted, kind and not at all judgemental way but
Are you SURE you're not autistic?
Because disliking change, disliking too much sensory input and preferring the small spoons are all very common autism symptoms
I don't know, honestly, though my friends and cousins think I might be, I was also very much a picky eater as a kid and never grew out of it and can't handle non-pantyhose socks, so, maybe??? I also scored 88 on the RAADS-R test when my cousin had me take it so do with that what you will
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gayestcowboy · 5 months
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my most toxic trait as an artist who is also primarily an instrumental musician is that it bothers me immensely when people draw incorrectly held instruments. if i had infinite time and energy i would love to make a reference image pack of correctly held musical instruments
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Anyone else have near-perfect executive function at work; but at home, have literally no energy or motivation to do anything except lie in a dark room, with something in or on your ears for several hours?
#It’s got to be the schedule keeping me on task at work#I love microdosing strict routines (not having an actual routine for the day; but having routines for small tasks#which piss me off if I can’t carry them out precisely the way I planned)#For instance: If I’m asked to paperclip a bunch of stuff together with multicolored paperclips of various sizes#I cannot just indiscriminately pick paperclips from the container because that is WRONG and ILLEGAL#The colors must fit the theme of the assignments; and the colors must alternate in a specific order#and the paperclips must all be the same size#If I’m asked to dump out and clean containers of writing utensils I am going to sort them by type and color#whether you like it or not#Black permanent markers have their own container in a different section from the blue permanent markers#Dry-erase markers are not to be mixed with permanent markers because they are easily confused and it is WRONG and ILLEGAL#Do not fuck with the system. It’s the only organizational skill I have and by fucking GOD I’m going to use it in EXCESS#I stuff and fill out envelopes the exact same way every time because if I do it any other way it is WRONG and ILLEGAL#The stamp always goes on last to minimize monetary waste if there is a mistake#Now you’d think my room is squeaky clean and organized because of how particular I am about these small tasks#Right? Right?#NO IT IS NOT. It looks like a bomb went off. Cleaning the room is a big task which cannot be accomplished within two hours#therefore I have discarded it as anything I need a routine for because it would take too long to come up with#and it is very hard for me to do things like that without instructions or a sense of consistency#So I simply don’t#“After five years the dust doesn’t get any worse” correct; but the mold certainly does#I am convinced half my problems with organization as a kid would have been solved if I just had a hamper#“We have a clothes chute; you don’t need a hamper” Maybe you don’t but I DO#I want one now; but I’m going to use it as incentive to get an apartment#because that’s another thing I need to smuggle and I have too much already
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justmwahstruly · 5 months
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humans your molly
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silly option don’t look teehee
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/nf
oh you thought it was fun silly huh
conned. scammed. b a m b o o z l e d . /ref
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toydrill · 4 months
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for anyone who bought my MTL charms, they are finally at my house and ready to be shipped! however. i will not be home until january 7th 😭 i’ll be shipping them out starting the day i get home though!
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puptoy · 4 months
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Being a Good Toy
I already had an oral fixation but the hypnosis has rly helped me be the dumbest sluttiest little cum-licking cockpet I can be! I love when he rubs his big perfect cock on my face and strokes it while I lap n worship his heavy breeder balls. I swear his sweat smells better when he's turned on... Every so often he gets a good grip on my hair and stuffs my mouth full, making me suck n gag n drool, trying my best to fit it in my throat even though we both know it's too big for me. He's a little sadistic like that... he likes to watch me struggle to take it.
I love how easy it is to let all my other thoughts drain away and just let him fill me up. Sucking and slurping and giggling when he smacks his drool-wet dick against my cheek, dragging it over my face just to make me look like a messy toy. I love it when he shows me my place: underneath him, licking his big cock and begging to swallow his cum. I love when he makes me call myself names, just to see how much I'll humiliate myself to please him: dumb cunt, bitchboy, fucktoy.
Yes, yes, yes. Last time he visited, I remember him using me to jerk off like that one morning... I wear a mask to bed, so I was still blindfolded and half-asleep when we started snuggling... he gripped my hips and rutted against my ass, getting all worked up until he just had to use me. I was soooo sleepy but even as I woke up a little more, my head was totally blank. My whole existence narrowed down to be a good toy, be a good toy...
When he tells me he's close, I know it's time to open my mouth and show him my tongue. Beg for it. Please cum inside, let me, please, cum in my mouth, I need it. I dunno if I was always such a cumslut, but I'm not just pretending 'cause I think it would be hot to want cum in my mouth. I really, really, really want it! Want him to grab my hair and fill my mouth with his cockhead, hurrying 'cause he doesn't wanna spill a drop outside. Wanna hear him sigh and feel him pulse on my tongue, gently suckle 'till I've got all the aftershocks. I show him all the cum on my tongue before I swallow and he praises me. Good puppy. There's my favorite toy...
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