My sister was playing with one of those little tikes cars and almost ran over a cousin, saying “It’s just a walking speed bump”
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It’s good to have goals.
River's plan for the day: Be a speed bump.
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Speed Bump | MacQueen
Lightning had been running in the farmlands, lately, because there was a lot of open space and the terrain could be uneven sometimes. He resented the latter fact, because all of his tracks back in LA were nicely manicured. But the racing world was changing. New tracks were being built all over the place, and they weren’t as neat as the old standard ones. The obstacles were changing, too. This was something Hud had wanted Lightning to start preparing for, but...
Yeah. Anyway, the farmlands were the place to go, it looked like.
The only problem was that people lived here, and for the most part, that provided a useful obstacle, but sometimes it really got on people’s nerves. It also got on Lightning’s nerves, like right now, when he’d hit a good momentum and suddenly there was someone’s car blocking his path that he hadn’t noticed until he slammed right into it.
Lightning stood up, a bit dizzy, and then the car started blasting an alarm. “Sorry!” Lightning said, as someone stepped outside. “Your car’s fine, though!”
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Watch "German Engineered Speed Bump" on YouTube
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Some people are just speed bumps in life
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