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darby-derby · 3 months
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When I say that I love Speedwagon I don’t mean I love him for the memes, I mean I fucking LOVE Speedwagon. I mean that if that scruffy little man showed up on my doorstep with his goofy accent and stolen hat I would take him into my home and feed him porridge. I fucking love Robert Edward O. Speedwagon. Absolute icon.
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Speebwagom….😳
This is a new artstyle I’ve been drawing in and I like it a lot, if you want to see more I have art of me on my main blog @kittiecomputervirus I WILL BE DRAWING MORE JOJO ART SOON!!!!!
Artwork by me
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nanyybuu · 9 months
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gwormly · 9 months
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jojo sexuality headcanons lmao parts 1-3
ive scrounged the internet (well, lightly sifted through and then got bored) for a jojos bizarre adventure sexuality headcanons post that I agreed with completely and I literally could not find any so here’s my opinion that nobody asked for 😘
feel free to argue with me in the comments I’ll probably respond lol
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first up Jonathan joestar- straight ally
I think most people can agree that Jonathan is probs the straightest joestar (that I know of, I’ve read up to part 7 but I’ve heard gappy is pretty fucking straight) but yeah he’s straight
He probs doesn’t even fully understand what being not straight is but if someone he knew came out to him he would be very supportive even if he didn’t know what it rlly meant
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speedwagon-gay
idk if this is a hot take or not but this man did not have any sort of interest in women and was never married which if he was gay would make since back then bc being not straight wasn’t the norm lmao also there was that one scene in part 2 where Joseph was implying that speedwagon might’ve felt something more than friendship for jonathan so that’s why i think this
(I’m not gonna do dio bc his bisexuality was already confirmed by the one and only araki so that doesn’t rlly need an explanation 😭)
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joseph joestar: bicurious (female leaning)
I was scratching my head tryna come up with a sexuality for this fucker and eventually settled for bicurious bc we all know that there was sum going on with him and caesar but also he had a wife whom he cheated on with another woman so I mean
caesar was def his awakening that he might like men but sadly the rocks smashed caesar before Joseph could 😔 also Joseph wears far too many crop tops to be straight like let’s be honest
(bicurious applies to oldseph aswell)
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Caesar zeppeli: homoromantic bisexual
dis bro would never date women. but eat them out? Hell fucking yeah
he like dick too tho bc ik damn well if this hoe didn’t get crushed by a rock he would not have a wife like bro what
The words caesar and wife have no business being in the same sentence. Yk this hoe would have a hella 100% Italian husband named like Giuseppe or some shit who would only eat spaghetti for dinner literally every night
this poor dude just wanted some joestarussy but we all know that rocks are homophobic 😔
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lisa lisa-lesbian
she’s lesbian bc I said so she married a dude bc she was bored ok I literally do not care what anybody says
look at her
she’s a lesbian
for all the pillarmen it literally depends on the day, like one day they have big buff boyfriends and then a good nights sleep will make them like homophobic superstraights
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jotaro kujo: gay demiromantic asexual (sex indifferent)
first off jotaro really does not strike me as the type to think about romantic relationships all that much and definitely does not consider anybody for a romantic relationship upon first meeting them. he needs time to feel something more than platonic. I’ve seen people say that he’s aroace which I do think could be possible but I personally think that he does want love and care wether it be platonic or romantic
asexual just makes sense for him I’m pretty sure the majority of the fandom (not including the homophobic pissbabies) can agree with this. he doesn’t understand how people can just look at someone and feel attracted to them, bro probably discovered asexuality when he saw a meme that he related to and saw the asexual hashtags in the caption bro
also he’s just gay. like there is no way that he likes anybody except men. if this bro wanted a gf he’s got plenty of hoes to choose from. But he didn’t. Also he treats his hoes like shit lmao
and don’t even THINK about bringing up his wife (whom didn’t even have a name cause she was so unimportant, for convenience I’m gonna call her samantha smith) bc you and me both know damn well that samantha smith only exists to continue the bloodline. we also all know damn well that araki would make plot points that contradict against characters to continue the story. people who think jotaro is straight need to get real
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noriaki kakyoin: panromantic aceflux
listen I was going to say he was gay but I changed my mind because I really can’t imagine him caring about gender all that much. he does look like a twink tho I can’t deny it
Also araki did actually confirm that kakyoin likes both men and women (he said something along the lines of “I could see kakyoin falling in love with a man” idk I’m too lazy to look up exact wording) but I mean you can take one look at this dude and be able to tell that he is both not straight and has pronouns. I mean look at him
also I’m tired of people characterizing him as the UwU pissbaby fucktoy so he’s aceflux 1. Because I said so and 2. Because it just makes sense idk how to explain it
(ps if I see a kakyoin milf hunter joke in the comments to argue against kakyoin being not straight im going to fire a missile at your house bc telling the same joke for like 15 years isn’t funny luv xx)
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polnareff: pansexual
dis bro is desperate. he can’t be affording to care about gender man he’s tried to rizz up like 15 genders and failed at all of them you think he can actually afford to be anything but pansexual? also he fr fr just gives off stereotypical chaotic pansexual vibes
jokes aside tho he def don’t care. aslong as you give him validation you’ve already won him over
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muhammad avdol: gay demiromantic demisexual
he don’t really think about it all that much he only realizes if he likes somebody after he’s super close to them definitely. He do have a touch of the gay tho
if you disagree with any of these I would love to hear your headcanons in the comments!/gen
pls no like super heated arguments tho lol
also I might do parts 4-7 in another post cause this was fun asf
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kazekothestrange · 11 months
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I redrew something I did a long time ago~ I hope this update is as good as I think it is!
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kugelfische · 1 year
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Speedwagon
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lemon-lime-limbo · 1 year
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𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖊𝖉𝖜𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝖝 𝖌𝖓! 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗
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together for a day | a jjba oneshot
note: i wrote this a while ago never intending to post it, but well, here we are, and i need content. i plan to redo this idea later but ah well
pairing: speedwagon x reader
warnings: mentions of a boyfriend or partner
word count: 604
genre: minor angst, but mostly fluff
reblogs/shares appreciated!
The snow crunches under your boots, footprints left behind with each step you take. You sigh, pulling your coat tighter around you and watching your breath melt the snow flurries that drift through the air. The sidewalk is entirely white, along with the ground around it, the grass that used to be there no longer visible. 
A bench catches your eye. Children yell and play in the snow in the center of the park, building snowmen and having the times of their lives. Their parents pay them no mind, chatting with each other while they avoid their kids. 
Just like everything else, the bench is covered in snow. You brush a gloved hand along the surface, sweeping away the mountain of powdery snow that rests upon it. The chill runs through your body, starting in your hands as the snow melts through your gloves. When you finish, you sit down, your long coat protecting you from the freezing cold seat.
Your phone dings in your pocket, prompting you to pull your glove off to see the message. Just a spam email. 
You texted him before you left the house, making sure he was still planning to show. He never responded. Against your better judgment, you left anyway, leaving you sitting by yourself on this park bench, watching the happy couples walk past you, hand in hand, laughing and smiling and having fun. You can't help but feel jealous of their happiness, of their time spent with ones who truly love them.
Nevertheless, you stay, a shred of hope in your soul that you’re wrong. 
A man walks towards the bench, the only person you’ve seen by themself, aside from you. His hat is speckled white with snow, catching it as he walks through the park, and his black coat is no different. In fact, most every part of him is covered in snow, save for his long blond hair, resting neatly down his back. A large scar runs down his cheek, breaking up his face with a long pink line.
He sits on the other side of the bench, a comfortable distance away from you, leg crossed over the other. Silence follows. You look at him, then away, and back a few more times, trying to decide if you should say something. 
“Are you waiting for someone?” he says, before you get the chance to say anything.
“Sorry?”
He turns to look at you. “Forgive me for saying so, but this is an odd place to come alone, unless you don’t plan to be alone very long.” His statement should have hurt your feelings, but he’s right. It is an odd place to be alone, especially on a day like this.
You sigh. “Yeah, I am waiting for someone… Or, I was. I don’t think he’s coming.”
He shakes his head. “Any person that would give up someone as lovely as you is a fool in my book.” You laugh, shaking your head. He holds a hand out to you. “The name’s Speedwagon.”
You shake his hand. “Right. Are you waiting for someone, then?”
“No, those days are long gone for me. I simply came to enjoy the snow. I hardly make a habit of going on dates anymore.” He takes his hat off as he stands up, dusting himself off and brushing stray hair out of his face. “However, I might make an exception for you, my dear. Care to join me?” he says, offering you his arm to help you up. 
“I’d love to. It would be nice to not be so alone, just for a moment,” you sigh, taking his arm.
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fortune-fool02 · 2 years
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Speedwagon modern au, people watching him freak out over horror games his subscribers recommend or vote for him to stream. Most of his videos are demonitized due the swearing.
God help his poor soul when he had to play Outlast.
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whomst-is-hex · 1 year
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whoops
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WHOOPS
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brightgoat · 4 months
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jojo's bizarre analog adventure
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It’s me, mister ever changing art style, back again with more (historically accurate) Speedwagon,
artwork by me
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orphetoon · 4 months
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i hate how much i like this au
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bonus gaa/phantom blood sketches. idk anything abt gaa
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mikibagels · 4 months
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Erina joins the party! s⚔️🗺️
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Speedwagon is best girl
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fortune-fool02 · 2 years
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Everyday, I wake up, look at Jonawagon, and cry at their perfectness. And then cry even more because they never got their happy ending together, and the torment they went through together.
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