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The best part about having one of your parents be a nurse is getting to listen in on all of the tea. ☕️🫖
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5 Phase Anon back again, sending you the Quality Shitposts that I can’t put on my SFW blog. - Mobile wont let me edit this submission like the chump i an >:’3c i like how hes also blurry, like hes vibrating LOL
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Do you ever stop and consider that maybe sometimes it’s the werewolf who wants to get railed behind the 7-Eleven at 3 A.M?
81. “Hello, ms./mr. grumpy.”
Bruce sighed as he turned over to see a cold spot where Zatanna would be sleeping, he put his hand on the spot before he sat up on the bed and ran his hands over his face. He barely was awake, but if he didn’t get out of bed soon… he wouldn’t get out of bed until 3 pm because he was so damn tired. “Zat?” He hollered as he slipped on some black sweatpants and a grey cotton shirt that the cold air wouldn’t touch his skin. He huffed softly before walking out of the room with his bare feet hitting the cold wooden floor, he wandered to the kitchen to find Zatanna making Bruce and herself some coffee.
“Hello, Mr. Grumpy.” She chuckled before Bruce shook his head slightly before going over to wrap his arms around her waist as he stood behind her, he slouched a bit to have his head in the crook of her shoulder. “Wanting your coffee yet?” Bruce mumbled something against her neck before turning her around and looking at her softly. “What was that?”
“I want to cuddle, but I’ll take the coffee for now.” Zatanna chuckled before kissing him gently, she noted the way he looked at her before she kissed him, she only shook her head after letting go of him. “Thank you, but you left the bed cold, Darling.” Zatanna caressed his face gently before looking at him, she sighed knowing he liked knowing she was there and if she wasn’t there - he would get worried.
“I’m sorry, Hon. I just woke up earlier and couldn’t go back to sleep.” Bruce nodded as he looked at her with a short, but sweet smile.
“You could’ve woke me up-”
“I tried to, I even kissed you. You needed the rest I think.” Zatanna chuckled as Bruce walked over to the couch with his warm cup of coffee in his hands.
“Really? Huh, I needed the rest after ‘training’ with you.” He winked before Zatanna just laughed wholeheartedly and felt her ears getting red - even as they were married, Zatanna still got a bit flustered.
“YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT!”