[Peter P while studying]
“Oh hello Mr. Spider.”
“Mr. Spider please don’t go on my leg.”
hello:D it’s me peter again. sorry i’ve been so MIA!! things have been crazy here. i now do school ON ZOOM :o i don’t like it but that’s alright. i still get to see gweny a little . how is everyone!!! talk 2 me more
We are one step closer to getting a live action Spider-Verse.
somebody write an au fic where peter has the powers of saitama from one punch man aswell as the webs and spider sense. and hes just. going through life.
can you imagine all the avengers and various heros trying their best to keep earth and the universe safe and then this fucking anonymous ‘spiderman’ comes up and defeats everything in under 10 seconds with one fucking punch.
S.H.I.E.L.D tries to catch him but literally nothing works and they eventually give up
he has really dry humor but is constantly making sarcastic comments
not even natasha can land a hit on him
they’re all so fucking confused
then peter and tony become friends
and the avengers get to know him and they all become friends (fuck civil war)
and they find out that this unstoppable absolute BEAST. is a FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD IN HIGH SCHOOL
THEY WOULD FLIP THEIR S H I T
and then THANOS
THANOS COMES IN
NOBODY CAN GET CLOSE TO HIM
EVERYTHING SEEMS LOST
'so…. why a glove? i mean… you could use the gems in anything. so why a glove. isn’t it a little overused?’
everybody just kinda watches as thanos tries to kill spiderman
but hes dead before he can open his mouth.
anyway please give me ridiculously overpowered peter parker not giving a shit about anything thank you
cuddles and more
honestly? this is what i want. warnings: kissing, and a lot of kissing, fluff :)
you stared around peter’s room. the clock sitting on his desk was ticking and the wind was chiming in through the window. your eyes lacked any ounce of sleep while he was sleeping peacefully beside you, arms locked behind your waist as soft snores left past his lips. you smiled softly, staring at him, not creepily though.
you poked his cheek gently with your index finger, forgetting that just what action would be tranquil for any other human, could alert him. he opened his eyes and looked at you with slightly squinted eyes.
“oh, no” you smiled sheepishly, “sorry, i didn’t mean to wake you up.” he hummed, only pulling you closer to him.
“why aren’t you asleep?” he asked. he ran his hand through your hair making you sigh.