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More Spidergang posts due to quarantine

Well, it’s less of spider gang and more of just the characters

Peni: I don’t love Addy!

Peni: My heart just starts beating irradically whenever she’s around, my face starts flushing, and I daydream about living the rest of our lives together


Peter B: Okay kids, word of advice, did you see what I did just then?

Spider-kids: Yeah?



Miles: Noir gets pretty confused in our group chat, do you think we should teach him about meme culture?

Spider-kids: ….

Spider-kids: Nah


Poppy: God I fucking hate families

Hobbie: Same, they’re the worst


Hobbie: ….

Hobbie: So anyway you’re my new sister

Poppy: Glad to see we’re on the same page


Miles: Hey Peter! When Little May is born, will she have your powers?

Peter B: I don’t think my powers are genetic kid, just a side affect of a weird ass bite

*Later in an alternative universe*

Little May: Hi! I’m Spider-May!

Peter B:

Peter B, frantically calling Mary Jane: MJ WE’RE GOING TO NEED TO BABY PROOF THE CEILING


Peni: Hey Ham, do you ever get weird that we eat bacon around you?

Ham: No don’t worry about it!

Peni: Okay go-

Ham: Cannabilism is totally legal in my universe



*Miles and Poppy, talking to each other in Spanish*

Ham: Stop that

Poppy: What?

Ham: We all know you’re talking shit about us infront of our faces

Miles: Seriously Ham?! How could you say something like that!

Poppy: I thought we were friends. Don’t you trust us?

Peter B: Yes we do, and Ham is being an idiot. Sorry kids.

*Later to Miguel*

Miles: Thats exactly what we were doing


Poppy: What do you think of my new suit! More pratical huh?

Noir: Why are your shoulders bare?

Poppy: What are you, a school administrator?


The Spider-gang, whenever one of them gets hurt: Homophobia at its finest


Miles: Guys my parents found out about my secret identity and they’re freaking out!

Poppy and Gwen: First time?



Noir: It’s like getting a pierogi only to find it has no filling!


Ham: YOU



*Spider-kids doing probably doing something stupid*

Peter B: I still can’t believe those are our not-kids

Ham: I can’t believe we have not-kids

Noir: I know, I never thought I would be a not-father at age 24

Peter B and Ham:

Spider Kids:

Miguel, popping in:

RIPeter and Aunt May:

Everyone: y o u ‘ r e w h a t


Poppy: Oh my god Noir’s a baby

Noir: I’m almost a decade older than you

Peni: Who put him on the streets! He’s so young!

Noir: I AM a decade older than you


Peter B: Ham, please don’t give me a heart attack

Peter B: How old are you

Ham: :)


Poppy: Okay everyone! It’s time to answer an age old question

Ham: Right. What’s Aaron’s deal. He’s single?

RIPeter: What? No! We’re dating

Miles: And that’s my uncle

Poppy: C’mon. The question is-who here does the best impression of Peter Benjamin Parker, AKA Noir. You’ll be judged on voice, body language, and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario. Noir, eating a marshmallow, for the very first time

Peter B: What is this gluttonous monstrosity before me

Gwen: The sugar in this is quite sweet

Peni: *squeals and laugh*

Poppy: That’s your Noir impression

Peni: I can see him doing that

Ham: Looks like a sticky pillow

Miles: I don’t care for it, classical music.

*Everyone laughs as Noir pops in*

Noir: What’s going on here?

RIPeter: Noir hey! Nothing, just eating some marshmallows, want one?

Noir: Marsh…mallow? *takes one and eats it*

Noir: *begins to laugh*

Peni: I knew it!

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How to flirt- A spider-guy guide

Noir: “Was it destiny that we met?…”

Peter B Parker: “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?…”


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The One Thing (Into The Spiderverse) fan animatic [Swear warning]

So this is my expressing my love (read: getting out of my system) for anything Spiderman or Venom or Deadpool. MCU involved and such. Don’t worry Sanders Sides will come soon

Softwares used: Medibang Paint Pro and Power Director app

Audio: The One Thing by John Mulaney

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“In my universe, it’s 1933, and I’m a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.”

- requests are open!

- please give credit/reblog/like if you are saving and using this!

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Into the Spiderverse

- Stan Lee is always Stan Lee in every single universe.

- Fred Rogers is always Fred Rogers. In Gwen and Mile’s universe’s he’s Steve Rogers younger brother.

- Wolverine is pretty much the same across the board except he’s an otter in Spider Ham’s universe.

- Gravity Falls is a real place in Mile’s and Noir’s universe’s. Noir will not go there, ever, for any reason.

- Carnivals and Circuses don’t exist in Ham’s universe. Zoo’s and Aquariums do though. This messes with Mile’s head.

- Every universe has the Wizard Of Oz. Mile’s and Gwen’s realities have a full seven movie series based on the books.

- Harry Potter doesn’t exist in Peni’s Universe. Percy Jackson does though.

- Generally any piece of media based on WWII doesn’t exist in Peni’s reality, since Hitler died in WWI.

- All realities, except Noir’s, have tabletop RPG games. Noir LOVES them.

- Noir met HP Lovecraft and hates him on a visceral level.

- Spider Ham’s universe does not have soap operas. He is grateful.

- Twilight always exists but it has vastly different plots across the multiverse. The only consistency is the main characters and the name of the book series.

- Zootopia is a political thriller in Spider Ham’s reality and is based on a true story.

- Lord of the Rings exists. The books are the same. However, the movies are closer to the books in Mile’s, Peni’s, and Gwen’s universe’s.

- Nightvale is real everywhere except Peter B’s reality. Everyone prefers to pretend it doesn’t exist.

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PETER B PARKER (Spiderverse) AND SPIDER NOIR (also Spiderverse)

Peter B. Parker

ugh, NO | nope | maybe | kinda | sure | cute | oooh yeah | want please | YESYESYES | hOT DAMMIT | just take me


Spider Noir

ugh, NO | nope | maybe | kinda | sure | cute | oooh yeah | want please | YESYESYES | hOT DAMMIT | just take me

All I can say is y e s please~

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