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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months

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Spider-Punk: Urg, It’s gettin’ to chummy around ‘ere.

Spider-Punk, to Reader: Say somethin’ that’ll unsettle me.

R/n, thinking:...

R/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Spider-Punk: Damn...I said unsettle me, not frak wit’ me.

------- R/n = Reader’s name

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jeena-says-hi · 1 year

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Peter: What’s it called when Spider-Man climbs walls?

MJ: if you say aracnobatics I will dump you

Peter: I was gonna say Peter Parkour but I like yours better

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luwritesomething · 2 years

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tony stark: well, it’s really nice to meet you, spiderman.

spider-man: uh, it’s actually spider-man.

tony stark: oh, spider-man.

later, spider-man looking at the camera, the office style: bitch.

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whyareyoubored · 11 months

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gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

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demigoddessqueens · 10 months

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Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

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garlicbreadfanatic · 3 months

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spider-man!james swooping down and saving regulus before he gets hit by a car.

Reg: let me down!

James: just hold onto me! you were about to get hit by a car!

Reg: and so you have to kidnap me?

*James lands on a rooftop and Regulus scrambles back*

James: i’m sure you don’t want to leave without these. *holds up his headphones*

Reg: *goes to take them but James holds them out of his reach*

James: don’t you think i’ve earned a reward for my rescuing efforts?

Reg: … you want a kiss?

James: *the eyes on his spidey suit enlargen* uh- i just- meant a thank you.

Reg: *takes back his headphones* thank you Jamie. *walks away*

James: … Sirius is gonna kill me.

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saturncodedstarlette · 10 months

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Miguel, snarls : You don’t deserve them.

Hobie, holding the confused Y/N tightly in his arms : Go take a bath. You reek of jealousy, mate.

🎞Visual🎞

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asmodeus542 · 11 months

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Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

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bunnyramen · 11 months

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Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!

Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.

Hobie, half smiling: Titties.

Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-

Miles: Totally did!

#sometimes when you have a grown up job #you gotta remember you’re still a teen with the humor of a middle schooler #this was funnier in my head #pavitr prabhakar #spider gwen #Gwen Stacy #miles morales #spider punk #miles technically doesn’t have a name like spider prefix #so it’s spider brooklyn #Spider Brookyln #spider man india #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider man #spider man across the spider verse #spider man incorrect quotes #spiderverse

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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year

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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad

Peter: “Hey, dad?”

Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-

Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”

Peter:

Peter, tearing up: “Um-”