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dreameroftheblue · 3 months
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commission for the resident creepy-eldritch-chaos-bard in our party, @dappergh0st :D
a few silly doodles from our game:
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aeristea · 10 months
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spiderdad with child issues VS spiderchild with dad issues: FIGHT
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sunnysideprincess · 10 months
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No spiderchild is safe from adoption
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cameoappearance · 1 year
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Every Don’t Starve character herding spiders
Wilson: "They won't listen to me, but they might listen to Webber." Willow: "These jerks won't listen to me." Wolfgang: "Eep! Creepy bugs not listen to Wolfgang!" Wendy: "They are Webber's friends, not mine." WX-78: "AS THE MINIONS OF MY MINION YOU SHOULD OBEY ME!" Wickerbottom: "I'm afraid this isn't my area of expertise." Woodie: "They're not too keen on listenin' to me." Maxwell: "I don't hold any power over them." Wigfrid: "The spiderchild is the only one who can tame those little beasts!" Webber: "Okay everybody, follow us!" Winona: "Looks like I'm not the boss here." Wortox: "Fiddle dee dee, they won't listen to me!" Wormwood: "Leggy Bugs don't listen" Warly: "I'm afraid they won't listen to me." Wurt: "Hey! Talking to you! Listen!!" Walter: "They're not listening to me! Maybe Webber can talk to them..." Wanda: "They have no interest in listening to me, and I have no interest in them."
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altrixyn · 8 months
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NAH COS YALL IDK IF SOMEONES THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT SO NOW I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL
So we all know how Peter Parker is trans ftm and bi right
(Don't come at me bitches who disagree or say it's not real it's CALLED A HEADCANON)
Anyway so we know that
And we know how Loki is canonically genderfluid and bi
And we've all been longing for and imagining the hilarious friendship that would be Peter Parker being the ray of sunshine he is and Loki constantly trying to be fed up but is secretly so fond and protective of the spiderchild
But imagine how much better this shit would be
IF LOKI IS THE FIRST ONE TO KNOW PETER IS TRANS
Like fr think about it
Peter joins the Avengers and is already binding, male presenting, going by Peter and he/they, all that jazz
But one day when he's just walking around not even really doing anything, he thinks no one is home and his binder is uncomfortable and starts like messing with it under his shirt. Like let's say he's in the kitchen doing this right
And then while he's adjusting it, Loki walks in. He doesn't say anything. Neither does Peter. He just looks at Loki, frozen. His arm is under his shirt trying to adjust the side so Loki can definitely see the binder. Then he goes to explain and Loki just straight up goes "it's fine, I know what it is". And Peter just kind of relaxes and smiles and goes "oh. Okay. Good" like he does
And from there on out every time Peter is getting dysphoric or uncomfortable he just goes to Loki and is like "Mr Loki I really dont like how this about me looks/is" or something and Loki's just like ✨boom, illusion✨ so Peter can feel a bit better for a while and that's just their whole friendship
Like FR ARE YOU IMAGINING THIS SHIT LIKE I AM OR AM I BATSHIT CRAZY
Also, bonus: about a week after he finds out Loki just randomly goes to Peter and is like "hey question, pronouns?" And Peter tells him he/they and Loki's just like "cool, same but whack a 'she' in there" and Peter's just like "o cool yay you really do get it" and Loki's just sitting there like yeah I really do but I also can literally shapeshift so that does be helping.
Istg if any fic writers see this and write it pls pls lmk what it's called bc I need this shit in my life
Okok I swear I'm done now thank yall and gn <3
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reallyreallyspiderman · 4 months
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You don’t look like a man…..or a spider… you look like a child
Ok so I was bitten by a radioactive spider and then I got the abilities of a spider and I was 14 at the time but spiderchild sounded less cool than spiderman so I went with spiderman instead of spiderchild
Other vetoed names were;
- Spiderboy
- Wall guy
- BUGBOY
- Teatowel enemy
- Web man
- Chaos
- Anarchist
- Patriarchy Webber
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kesia-stupid-arts · 11 months
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Friend talked to me about a post regarding Wes’s age. Yeah, I’ve seen people debating about his age, because of his soft and cute face, people might think he’s a kid, but he’s actually just an adult with soft/feminine features.
He has no confirmed age like Wilson, or Willow, or Wendy, but you can tell by other character’s behaviors around him, and their dialogues, that he is a grown man.
When the characters interact with kids, they are usually softer and they always refer to them as children, like “spiderchild” “young girl” “boy”:
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But Wes is always referred to as a “man”, and most characters are not hesitant to fight/kill him when he attacks or kills someone.
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it's messy and maybe I'll clean it up but and idea for a spiderchild
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weirdest D&D character you've played?
I openly acknowledge how difficult I am with replying to things in a timely manner.
... but I'm gonna answer now anyway, with a link to the post about my spiderchild cleric :D
spiderfolk include such fun features as:
• many arms, the better to hug your party with
• webbing with which to create hammocks, rope, or tough times for foes with
• freaking out NPCs on the daily, and not understanding why
• custom tailoring every piece of equipment you wish to wear
• surprising the entire room by molting in the middle of the night, leaving an identical freakish looking decoy someone mistakes for you, which then gets consumed by the black pudding player character :)
try Spiders in your party, today!
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dieplz · 3 years
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Peter, a Professional Gen Z kid, after realizing that Vision is literally an Internet in a humanoid form: Hey, mr. Vision.
Vision: Yes, Peter?
Peter: And they were roommates.
Vision, without hesitation: Oh my god they were roommates.
Tony: Wha-
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Peter, throwing an empty Dr. Pepper can into the trashcan: THIS BITCH EMPTY
Vision, without looking up from his paprikash: YEET
Tony:
Tony: What.
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Peter, pointing at a trashcan he set on fire: *John Mulaney impression* This is an on-fire garbage can...
Vision, also pointing at a trashcan: Could be a nursery.
Tony, running towards the trashcan with a fire extinguisher: WHAT.
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incorrecttonystark · 4 years
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Peter: Alexa, release the beast
Alexa: *turns light color to red, The Final Countdown starts playing as the roomba appears from under Peters bed*
Peter: *watching the roomba vacuum his floor with vibrant amusement*
Tony walking in the room: Pe- you know what, I don’t think i want to ask anymore
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dreameroftheblue · 1 year
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everyone please say hello to my spiderchild cleric serandite. it’s extremely important
(known for: making a pact with a mysterious ‘’’friend’’’ out of loneliness and to gain powers to help people not fear them so much, attempting to befriend every single creature in sight, waving at things, and being the sole barrier between the party and very certain death)
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sobbing-eternally · 4 years
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*loki’s birthday*
peter, handing loki a badly wrapped box: happy birthday mr loki!
loki, unwrapping the gift to find a toy version of mjolnir: what is this?
peter: i know you were sad about not being able to life mr thor’s hammer so i got you your own :)
loki:
loki, choking up slightly: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ
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yo-y-mis-weas · 5 years
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Peter: hydrate or die-drate
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sonic-spade · 6 years
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The true marvel millennial
We all talk about Spider-Man and Shuri but but we are sleeping on the real OP: Vision. He’s two years old and literally built from the internet. You don’t think he would use vines as a way to talk like a human?
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