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[the-real-mj]

Mj: So what’s for dinner?

Peter: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Mj: …

Mj: Is it soup?

Peter: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Mj: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Peter: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Mj: STOP!

*one hour later*

Mj: It’s fucking spaghetti?!?!?!

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[avengersandspidey]

Miles: You know those things will kill you, right?

Hobie, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Gwen, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Pavitr: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n, meant to text Hobie: (3:05 a.m.): I’m bored...

Miguel ( 3:06 A.m.): Then go to sleep.

R/n (3:08 a.m.): You wanna see me chug a bottle of steak sauce?

Miguel (3:09 a.m.): please go to sleep.

R/n (3:10 a.m.): [Sends a pic of herself holding a bottle of steak sauce.]

R/n (3:15 a.m.): {Posts a blurry pic of of her looking terrified as Miguel stands behind her menacingly…}

Miguel (3:25 A.m): Goodnight, R/n. {Posts pic of himself in bed along with a pouting R/n who is wrapped up and bound to the bed with webs.]

------------ R/n = reader name

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[n0tm1tski]

Gwen: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Y/N: Do not do that.

Gwen: You won't even notice!

Miles, entering: Gwen, you wanted to see me again?

Gwen: Y/N's single

Y/N:

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[underoooos]

The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

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[iwannabealice]

clint: what do rainbows mean to you?

wade: gay rights

kate: there's money

matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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[marvelflame2010]

Miguel driving his kids home: So, how was your day?

Gabi: We almost got surprise adopted!

Miguel: What?

Y/n: We almost got kidnapped

Miguel: Oh, ok

Miguel: *slams breaks* YOU WERE WHAT?!

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[angelofthenight]

Maguire!Peter: My (y/n) is ranked for top 10 on Pokémon Go.

Garfield!Peter: My (y/n) is top 8 in candy crush

Holland!Peter: My (y/n)’s top 5 on FBI’s most wanted list

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[galadrail]

*Miles discovered that hobie had cold hands*

Miles : *put hobie into a human sized microwave*

Hobie : don't you think I'm hot enough? You hurt my feelings luv.

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[paranormal-pajama-phantom]

Deadpool, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Deadpool: THERE. Now send it.

Peter: Dude, your handwriting is terrible, are you sure you want to-

Deadpool: JUST DO IT!

later

Tony: So what does it say?

Y/N, reading the letter: He says he's going to "lick my...."

Tony:

Y/N:

Tony: Gross-

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[the-real-mj]

Mj: Do you think your aunt likes me?

Peter: May literally begged you to marry me

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[avengersandspidey]

Miles, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

Gwen, pulling out an Uno card: +4!

Hobie, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!!

Pavitr, trembling: What are we playing…

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[harveyb-wabbit92]

(tw: google translate)

{When R/n told Hobie that Miguel understands Irish, he was skeptical so he decides to test it. He wears a t-shirt with ‘ispíní fola’ written on it and sees how long it takes for Miguel to notice.]

Miguel, sipping coffee and staring at Hobie’s shirt: Where’d you get that shirt from?

Hobie: My closet, where else?

Miguel: Hm.

Hobie: Wut? Is somethin’ wrong wit’ it?

Miguel: No, I’m just wondering you’re walking around with a shirt that says ‘Blood sausage’?

Hobie, feigning surprise: Blood sausage? They told me it said Blood crown.

 Miguel: That would be Coróin fola, ispíní means sausage.

Hobie: Well I’m gonna return this and give that shop keep a piece of my mind! *pats Miguel’s shoulder*  thanks mate.

Miguel:...

R/n, to Miguel after seeing Hobie’s shirt: Why does Hobie’s shirt say Blood sausage?

*Miguel shrugs*

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[n0tm1tski]

Miles: Can you cut me some slack, Y/N? I’m sort of in love.

Y/N: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Miles: I’m in love with you.

Y/N: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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[mysticra]

Miles: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Mikey: Wow. They sound stupid. Miles: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Mikey: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Miles: I guess you’re right. Hey Mikey, I love you. Mikey: See! Just say that! Miles: Holy fucking shit. Mikey: If that flies over their head then, sorry Miles, but they're too dumb for you. Miles: Mikey.

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[lalixlizzie]

Tony: How many times have i told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, Parker!?

Peter: *stuck on a roof* YOU'RE NOT! It's Thor. . . who is also stuck up here.

Thor: *excitedly waves*

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