I don't appreciate this slander, Wade.
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i love this fuckimg panel so much i can’t believe he’s on tumblr
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eepy spidapool
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I can never keep friends but I can keep hostages
Wade: whose this spider pal anyway? I mean, what does he even do?? You know I pitched that to Spidey once, and he straight shot it down like a little boys dreams of becoming-
Spider-M: You know he told me not to talk to you-
Wade: Oh, I know.... hey did I ever tell you, you are a great listener?
Spider-M: *shrugging his tied up hands* once or twice.
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I started re-reading Spider-man/Deadpool and I forgot my love for these losers. Wade killing himself to save Peter after killing him cause he didn't know he was Spider-man, only to see Peter fighting Spider-man villains in limbo, while dressed as Spider-man and his instinct being "Hey don't be a hero kid, you're just Some Guy" is ugh *chefs kiss*
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There's cash in front of him. A briefcase full of it, to be more precise. There are also documents strewn over the table, containing all the proof needed to make it easier for Deadpool to accept the contract. There's also a photograph and a name: Peter Parker.
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Spider-Man wanted to say something and make sure that corny line wouldn’t be the last one he heard, but his whole body felt like a bruise being pressed down. The man was opening his mouth to let out something evil and abnormally personal against Spider-Man, when a voice came down the dark alley.
“But the record keeps playing the same old song.” Spider-Man and the bad guy turned their heads to the mouth of the alley. They couldn’t see anyone, but the male voice sang on. "They say aha, aha. Keep your hands off my girl.”
Peter’s head thumped against the wall. “No. Just… no. Make me a favor, just crush my windpipe.”
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Spiderman/Deadpool #40
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spideypool
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Peter B. Parker/Wade Wilson, Peter Parker & Wade Wilson
Characters: Wade Wilson, Peter B. Parker, Miles Morales (mentioned), Gwen Stacy (mentioned)
Additional Tags: Idiots in Love, oh my god they are roomates and lovers, Domestic Bliss, Fluff and Humor, Dumbasses being Dumbasses™, Wade getting excited over parades and chimichangas, and Peter being cranky at first but then joining in, Peter has a Dad Bod & Wade lives for it, Deadpool being Deadpool, do not copy to other websites, Screen Reader Compatible, Screen Reader Friendly, Podfic Welcome
Summary:
The joyful spark in the merc’s big brown eyes would have been enough to lit up the whole hood and Peter could not care less to look cringe-y when that puppy dog expression was trained on him with such excitement.
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it's so them
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SPIDERMAN AND DEADPOOL CANONLY HAVE SON?? or did I read that wrong?
YEP!! Well... they adopted this living android named Master Matrix and try to parent him into not trying to take over the world. It starts around #35 in the Spiderman/Deadpool comics.
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peter half of ur taco bell is raining down on new york 🤗
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incredibly niche and also cursed but it came to me in a vision | another one | another another one
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Boop!
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I started re-reading Spider-man/Deadpool and I forgot my love for these losers. Wade killing himself to save Peter after killing him cause he didn't know he was Spider-man, only to see Peter fighting Spider-man villains in limbo, while dressed as Spider-man and his instinct being "Hey don't be a hero kid, you're just Some Guy" is ugh *chefs kiss*
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Me, trying to read spideypool fanfic, while my aunt is sitting literally right next to me, and will occasionally look at my phone when possible. I'm on edge the entire timeee
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