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Imagine Miles telling Hobie about Noir and how he's so funny and harmless and silly and stuff
Then Hobie goes on a mission with Noir and is like heh I guess Miles was right
Until Noir pulls out a gun and starts bustin shots at the enemy like it's normal. Like that's what Spidermen do
Green Goblin start flying and Noirs like 'Ive got this one fellas' Hobie turns around and my mans standing there with a tommy gun like
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butevrythinggoesaway · 11 months
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Miguel: well at least you're sensible
Noir, barely eighteen, been broken out of prison, has killed a man and will do it again, just bit someone, building a bomb: sure. Sensible.
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lildoodlenoodle · 11 months
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Thinking about the way noir and Hobie were most likely treated because of how they look and being severely underestimated because of it.
Hobie looks and acts like a punk. He is just unserious enough to not be taken seriously. The dude is smart enough to recreate a dimension jumping watch from scraps, that people WATCH him steal and go “ugh sorry about that, he’s always like that”. And they treat him like an instigative child. Meanwhile this man is staging an interdimensional coup and is essentially a rebel freedom fighter in his own world. He is incredibly strategic and a genius while also being kind and sticking to his guns. And as a reminder, without knowing Miles or how his powers worked for even two minutes he was able to accurately help him improve his abilities! Man is observant and a quick thinker! But he’s quiet about it!
Noir dresses and sounds like an ‘oldtimer’ bc he’s from the 1930s. People probably went “ah yes grandpa” with the assumption of a mild mannered, old, and jaded private eye. Probably thought of as behind the times and not as intelligent because of lack of experience with technology. But overall first impression was of a sensible hardworking guy, and at worst melodramatic. In reality, dude is more than mildly neurotic, has severe anger issues, and prone to getting into fights. A raised socialist activist, who has very little to lose, and has canonically burned down the Statue of Liberty, shockingly he is a bit of a wildcard. And more than likely got kicked off/quit the ‘elite strike force’ for those reasons. But he’s also resourceful, smart, and quick to adapt.
Both of these characters are going to be a force to be reckoned with when they get together. Very much house on fire that burns down the entire neighborhood type relationship. I’m very excited.
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ikeamafia · 7 months
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“Cheese.”
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outletcrash · 7 months
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lovely antifascist boys <3
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incorrect-spiderverse · 2 months
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Noir, after being kidnapped and stripped of his guns: "Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve."
Pavitr, who was also kidnapped: "I think you mean cards."
Peter B Parker, long suffering: "He does not."
Noir, pulling out knives: "I did not."
Hobie, upon seeing all the knives: "Ace"
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jk66m · 10 months
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𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓 𝐩𝐭.𝟏 ˏˋ°•*⁀➷
— 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫.
pairing: Miguel O’Hara x Fem!Reader, Spiderman Noir x Fem!Reader
includes: NSFW content, begging, crying sex (?), praise kink if you squint, gentle sex, rough sex
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༊*·˚ 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐨𝐢𝐫
Noir is very gentle and experienced, he would definitely take you through it. I also feel that he would be a sucker for you if you plead him, like if you were sick and wants him, he would tell you how that it is unsafe, but he just can’t deny you for long if you beg and tell him how much you want him. He can’t help himself but to fuck you at that moment.
“That’s it sweet girl, you can take it.”
Tears of pleasure formed in your eyes as Peter thrusted into you gently. Your back lied against the bed, hips raised by a pillow as so your glistening cunt is angled upwards.
Your nipples are swollen and red. Gnawed, sucked and played by the man on top of you repeatedly.
“You’re doing so well,” he said has he stroked your wet cheeks.
You let out a whimper of distaste when you realized he suddenly stopped.
“W-why did you stop?” You whispered, too tired to make out any louder noise.
“You’ve already came five times sweetheart, I still have work tomorrow and so do you,” Peter said.
“You need rest.”
“No I don’t!” you argued quickly. You feel high, drunk in an emotional turmoil. More tears formed in your eyes as sadness suddenly crashed down on you. Peter’s eyes softened at the sight.
You need to come one more time, you need it.
“J-just one more time, please,” you asked softly.
Peter looked at you and groaned at his lack of self-control. He is a slave to the sweet sound of your pleading.
“Fine,” He said quietly.
“One more and we go to sleep, m’kay?”
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*ೃ༄ 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐎’𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐚
Like Spider-Man Noir, Miguel would also be very experienced and will take you through it. However, he is less gentle, and your poor cunt will be in pain for a whole week after you guys have done it. He also has much more self control than Noir, like if you want him but is not in the best condition to do it, he would distance himself from you before he loses himself. He would definitely also be less of a talker, and more of a growler/groaner.
Your hands are on the headboards, knees on the bed and ass out in the air as Miguel repeatedly thrusts into you.
Tears form in your eyes, and you look back to see one of Miguel’s hand stroking your back, the other holding your hips, and his pelvis repeated slapping into your ass.
Lewd noises fill the room and your feel your cheeks burn.
“Ugh,” you hear him groan silently, “Fuck.”
You feel a coil in your belly and look back again.
His eyes reaches you and you know that the both of you will come soon.
White splatter. Your vision crashes and you scream.
At the same time, Miguel let’s put a throaty groan, and leans over your back, hugging your smaller frame.
He strokes your back slowly like a silent praise of how well you’ve done.
As you calmed your breath, you sit onto the mattress and look into his eyes once more.
“One more time?” You ask hopefully.
“No,” he said sternly, “You need to go to sleep.”
He pulls your waist towards him and your back touches his chest. Slowly, you fall a sleep in his arms listening to his steady breathing.
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lovethedanielhd · 10 months
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spidernoir quick sketch fdsfdsf
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rackcty · 10 months
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revisited this awesome fic (the open road & other anesthetics by tactfulgnostalgia) and could not resist their dripless outfits
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Funny thought:
Noir is from 1933. The electric guitar/bass is from 1931. But in the comics he can still play BASS!!!!!!!!!
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LIKE UHHH!!!!! WHAT??!!? AND HIS COMBAT BOOTS??!! THE SUSPENDERS!!
That’s Hobie written all over!!
Could you imagine Noir going up to Hobie and being like ‘what’s that contraption’ and Hobie likes ‘??? My guitar m8 have u never seen one’
And noir is like ‘can i try?’ And he picks up Hobies guitar and just starts SHREDDING. Like outta nowhere he’s totally going off on it and Hobie is just watching him like
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‘Hold up’
But Noir just shrugs it off and is like ‘pretty nifty but not my speed’
And immediately Hobie is like ‘FUCK I NEED TO GET YOU A BASS RIGHT NOW’ knowing Noir will love a bass better than a guitar
And they start playing together and the combat boots come later, a thrifted gift from Hobie
And Hobie and Noir start a band and they start wearing purple laces for gay pride ahhhhhAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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butevrythinggoesaway · 11 months
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Okay but Pavitr is quite a cheerful guy, so I think it'd be funny if he teamed up with Noir at some point, like the sheer difference between them. Pavitr is like it can always get better while Benj is lying in a gutter with someone pooring cheap booze over him
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myersesque · 10 months
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i think i'm hilarious actually. a comedic genius. some kinda wise guy
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lildoodlenoodle · 11 months
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Fun fact for people who might not know this: Spider Noir is canonically weaker than most versions of Spider-Man.
It’s pretty well known at this point that Spider-Man holds back during fights because he doesn’t actually want to seriously hurt or kill anyone. Noir is a little less inclined to that particular aspect of Spider-Man, so naturally the man really isn’t holding back. He goes 100% every fight and will still sometimes get his ass handed to him. He is almost constantly in kill or be killed survival mode. This is also part of the reason why he wears bullet proofing, wears all black, has weapons like guns, and goes for more of a stealth approach.
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spderkid · 11 months
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missing these guys so much
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aspenaspid · 7 months
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Chilling after beating up some nazis
Noir, whose very presence made the nonchalance Hobie was so used to a distant dream.
Those haunting greyscale eyes would often search Hobie's soul, craving one simple answer, on one simple question 'Who are we to each other?' Especially after Hobie's swollen lips once again would tenderly caress colorless wound on smashed knuckles.
Hobie's sigh would drift into the ether, laden with torment. The very contemplation stirred him in a manner he had no wish to experience. An exquisite pain, akin to the heady rush of anticipation one feels when about to step into the luminance of a debut concert. With a heart pulsating its deep symphony.
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incorrect-spiderverse · 4 months
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Spider-Ham: "Why is helping someone bury a body the standard for true friendship?"
Pavitr: "It's just a saying that you're in it together no matter what."
Noir: "I'm all for that. I'll hide evidence, bribe people, lie to whoever I need to, but I am not digging a hole in the ground."
Pavitr: "Why is that the something you wouldn't do?"
Noir: "Too much work. Sounds exhausting."
Spider-Ham: "Agreed"
Hobie raises his hand: "I've done all of that. It ain't that bad"
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