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demonboyhalo · 3 months
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"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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oifaaa · 7 months
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So like very urgently does anyone know the best ways to keep spiders out of your house
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smallworld334 · 11 months
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Thought of this while relistening to 196. Still living for this plan by the way, would have been wild
@a-mag-a-day
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simpsons joke..... Emmy’s pride takes a back seat when spiders are afoot. Even if this gives ammunition to a ten year old to make fun of her - at LEAST.... she did not have to get near that... eugh... Thing.
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incorrect-joseimuke · 11 months
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Jamil: I can't stand bugs. Especially spiders.
Jamil: Are you even listening to me?
Yuu: Oh, sorry, I was looking for my lost pet tarantula.
Jamil: KALIM!!!
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stary-night · 9 days
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Having a moral dilemma over killing a spider because it looked similar to a brown recluse. What if it wasn't? What if it had a spider family?
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soccerpunching · 8 months
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Other entomologist Yuuka headcanons (as i mentioned earlier here):
She would have been an arachnologist but prefers the wider study that entomology have.
She loves anthropods! Spiders and scorpions the most but have only kept spiders in her terrariums. She also have some beetles around (not with the spiders).
She gives her pets very human names like hana, haruko, hiroshi and sometimes even american ones like kevin
Yuuka is also an artist and likes designing patches that you can sew in your clothes. Most of her work are insect-themed and secondarily soccer-themed. She likes designing scorpion ones for her brother.
As I mentioned, Shuuya cannot stand bugs but especially spiders so when these two fight she keeps one of them on her shoulder when she goes out her room to keep Shuuya in a distance (prevents him from apologizing, he always apologize first).
Shuuya accidentally killed one of her pets once because his fear triggered his fight response. Yuuka cried and he apologized for weeks even after she forgave him. Shuuya hasn't forgiven himself for that.
But even before this incident, Yuuka has always taken great care on keeping them in their little homes because she doesn't like her brother to be scared or be inconvenienced by them.
Shuuya gave her a spider in her graduation (he wasn't the one to hand it over but he was responsible for choosing what kind and for buying it and its house). Yuuka named it Mr. Clove Hair affectionately in return and loves Clovey to bits.
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hollowsart · 8 months
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Soooo.. if anyone here has 1) no fear of spiders, and 2) is able to draw spiders..
could I ask for assistance in attaining some references of tarantulas? preferably not in a super realistic manner. cartoony would be best. (like.. Pokemon? I can handle that level of cartoony pretty well)
since there's apparently a ton of different species of tarantula.. any of any very notable ones that stand out would be best I think? This would help me a lot.
(btw this is all for reference for a character design!! I am arachnophobic so real pictures or even realistic pictures of spiders upset me/make me uncomfortable, but I really want to try and get a cool character design based on one!)
if anyone is able to do this to help me out, I would greatly appreciate it!! and feel free to drop them either in my DM or my inbox! I am not asking for free art. just something enough I can get the idea of what the spider and its patterns look like that I could work from kjsdjkdsf
I wish I could do my own research without being bombarded with irl photos n such of them tho..
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cuppyloser · 5 months
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so the fun thing abt being scared of spiders is that sometimes for some reason your brain decides to not be scared of certain spiders and this is how i am about jumping spiders. there was one rlly rlly tiny one on my pillow earlier and i was lookin at him like
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like. littol guy. lil fella. itty bitty creature.
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heymob · 3 months
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reading the reviews on the sephora lotion that attracts spiders and i can appreciate that some of the reviews in here are from arachnophobes who are like "pls don't hurt them though :( cup them and put them outside" i found my people
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demonboyhalo · 3 months
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and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you
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prokopetz · 2 years
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I will not say that you should immediately go and pre-order The Night-Bird’s Feather by Jenna Moran; encouraging people to put down money for media sight-unseen is not something I’m given to do.
I will, however, observe that the chapter I’m currently working my way through concerns a woman being challenged by her beloved’s father to complete a series of impossible tasks, as one does, and I’ve just come to the part where her solution to these challenges has somehow managed to involve a giant mechanical spider.
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Roman: small creatures are way more vicious cause there's less room to hold their anger
Logan: That's ridiculous. Name one example.
Virgil: wasps
Patton: spiders *shudders*
Remus: janus
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opabinia-777 · 10 months
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Welcome home au idea
Alright so first off every puppet is a bug person except for Frank who moved there to research whatever the hell was going on There
Cause I figure he’s some kind of entomologist or something,
He was just supposed to research and be objective but unfortunately he failed to be professional
And fell hard in romantic love for Eddie and platonic love for Julie,
And pretty much got more attached than he was supposed to be to his new neighbors in general How unprofessional! Shame on him! Shame! Anyways… As for what bug hybrids our other characters are? Wally- Spider/ “human” Julie - ladybug/ “human” Howdy- still a caterpillar/ “human” of course Eddie - Butterfly/ “human” Barnaby- dog/bee Sally - “human”/ star/ firefly Poppy- bird/moth Home- the same, of course
The bug people that would normally be able to fly can’t not quite sure why maybe something to do with anatomy?
Wally is a web spinning spider
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thatkinkyautistic · 6 months
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A little spider buddy(VERY small) came to visit me today,they were crawling on my hand just a few moments ago. :) I love spiders so much.
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vaeolus · 6 months
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after there's a spider in your bed once there's a spider in your bed forever. brains also work this way
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