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winterspiderpurrs · 9 months
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Okay okay but no one believes Peter is in a relationship. Sure people know he changed his Facebook status a few months back. But no one else was connected to it.
" My boyfriend doesn't have a facebook "
So yeah a lot of his college classmates think that he is lying about it. Sure some of them could admit that Peter was cute adorable even but they just can't picture this nerd who wore big sweaters, baggy clothes and sweatshirt to have any game.
Then, the day someone mixed some chemicals wrong during their lab day. Beakers exploded. Splashing stuff everywhere. Classmates quickly having to strip jackets and shirts off before the chemicals soak in and burn the skin.
" Oh shit Parker "
People turn to look at Peter, who has a bright blush spreading. His neck and chest and abs( yes, he had a small 6pack who knew!) It was covered in hickey's and bite marks.
They were even more surprised when the mysterious boyfriend actually shows up with a change of clothes.
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mischievous-thunder · 6 months
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Person B, waking person A up at 3 a.m.: There's this one particular thing that's been making me feel like I'm going insane.
Person A, sleepily: What is it now?
Person B: I just want to know if the two ee's in "bee" are actually silent.
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kenztheweirdmf · 4 months
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This kid won't stop pulling hot men and we love him for that
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barnesify · 9 months
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Hello Starker Nation…. I present to you…
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dumb-bitch-starker · 5 days
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I’ve been on this post-starker Peter kick. Peter navigating his post-tony life. Peter in his 20s working through some shit. The other avengers finally revealing their true feelings about what happened between Peter and Tony. Maybe Peter moving on with another member of the team, someone who has to work through their own anxieties on taking advantage of Peter, too. It’s just like my weird little thing lately.
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dragonstar2568 · 3 months
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Volleyball player Peter Parker / Steve Roger
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Just picture: Volleyball player Peter Parker who meets Steve Rogers (And Peter may or may not be Spider-man) out in a run and they hit it off. So they start running together every other day, and Steve’s just shocked that he can keep up with him (and is slightly faster than him) and Peter just tells him it’s from volleyball since he’s been playing since he was a kid.
And when he and Peter go for a run one day Bucky and the team follow him because Steve has ether: not stopped talking about the pretty twink, Who plays volleyball and can keep up with him when they run.
Or: Has been really secretive and has been staying out late (to hangout with Peter) and they wanna see what girl must have caught Steve’s eye, so they follow him (In their amazing disguise’s) And watch him go in some coffee place with a pretty brunette (who looks barely 18) so there just sitting at a table watching them(discreetly) and Steve see’s them and gets really embarrassed (and kinda upset that they followed him) so he try’s to get Peter and him to leave so they can finish there run, and Peter is just oblivious and thinks Steve must be feeling sick so he offers to cut there run early and Steve agrees (even tho he loves hanging out with Peter) that way he can have a talk with his friends about privacy.
But before Peter leaves he tells him to come to his volleyball game in a few days. And Steve would be so flustered because ✨Peter in short shorts✨ but agrees because Peter is his friend and definitely doesn’t like him, because who would like a 100 and something year old man who barely even knows what volleyball is.
Even tho Peter has been blatantly flirting with him for months.
(That’s all I got so far)
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I mayyyy have when over board on my idea…sorry lol I just needed to get it out of my heeeeead
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dark-mcu-ship-tourney · 4 months
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Hello!
Welcome to the Problematic MCU Ship Tournament!
This blog will pit 64 different pairings against one another. All of them are in some way “problematic”- some feature a minor and an adult, others feature incestuous pairings, others still simply have questionable or potentially abusive dynamics. Many ships combine elements of more than one.
Each day, 4 polls will be posted pitting two different ships together (for a total of 8 ships per day). You are free to vote in as many or as few of these polls as you’d like.
This blog is explicitly pro-ship and anti-censorship, and obviously features dark themes. If this is a point of discomfort for you, you are free to block this blog, I don’t bite. Hate towards anyone (and anything unreasonably rude about ships or characters) will not be published and users that send it will be blocked. Nothing explicit will be posted to this blog, regardless of the ship, so minors are free to interact if they so wish.
The bracket below shows all the ships that will be posted, as well as their first opponent. After the first round has been completed, the diagram will be updated and all of the winning ships will be pitted against one another. You can also find a typed list of all ships under the cut, for users that can’t or don’t want to read my terrible handwriting.
May the odds be ever in your (ship’s) favor!
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All First Round Ships:
1. Morgan Stark x Harold “Happy” Hogan
2. Morgan Stark x James “Rhodey” Rhodes
3. Morgan Stark x Tony Stark
4. Morgan Stark x Pepper Potts
5. Scott Lang x Cassie Lang
6. Frigga Freyrdottir x Thor Odinson
7. Vision x Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff
8. Wanda Maximoff x Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff
9. Maria Stark x Tony Stark
10. Howard Stark x Tony Stark
11. Obadiah “Obie” Stane x Tony Stark
12. Tony Stark x Peter Parker
13. Peter Parker x Harold “Happy” Hogan
14. Tony Stark x Harley Keener
15. America Chavez x Dr. Stephen Strange
16. America Chavez x Wanda Maximoff
17. Odin Borson x Thor Odinson
18. King T'Chaka x Prince T'Challa
19. Xu Shang-Chi x Xu Wenwu
20. Marc Spector x Stephen Grant
21. Thor Odinson x Rocket Raccoon
22. Thor Odinson x Groot
23. Peter Quill x Rocket Raccoon
24. James “Bucky” Barnes x Rocket Raccoon
25. Adrian Toomes x Peter Parker
26. Dr. Otto Octavius x Peter Parker
27. Dr. Curt Connors x Peter Parker
28. Steven “Skip” Westcott x Peter Parker
29. Dr. Stephen Strange x Peter Parker
30. Quentin Beck x Peter Parker
31. James “Bucky” Barnes x Peter Parker
32. Steve Rogers x Peter Parker
33. Thor Odinson x Loki Laufeyson
34. Loki Laufeyson x Sylvie Laufeydottir
35. Princess Shuri x James “Bucky” Barnes
36. Princess/Queen Shuri x Namor/K’uk’ulkan
37. Thanos x Nebula
38. Thanos x Gamora
39. Thanos x Loki Laufeyson
40. Thanos x Tony Stark
41. Clint Barton x Kate Bishop
42. Clint Barton x Lila Barton
43. Carol Danvers x Kamala Khan
44. Monica Rambeau x Kamala Khan
45. Stephen Grant x Khonshu
46. Jake Lockley x Khonshu
47. Marc Spector x Khanshu
48. Arthur Harrow x Ammit
49. Xu Shang-Chi x Xu Xialing
50. Princess Shuri x King/Prince T’Challa
51. Billy Maximoff x Tommy Maximoff
52. Wanda Maximoff x Pietro Maximoff
53. Peter Parker x May Parker
54. Queen Ramonda x Princess Shuri
55. Queen Ramonda x King/Prince T’Challa
56. Peter Parker x Ben Parker
57. Marc Spector x Jake Lockley
58. Stephen Grant x Jake Lockley
59. Natasha Romanov x Yelena Belova
60. Gamora x Nebula
61. Odin Borson x Loki Laufeyson
62. Frigga Feyrdottir x Loki Laufeyson
63. Peter Parker x Carol Danvers
64. Peter Parker x James “Rhodey” Rhodes
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winter-spiders · 8 months
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do you think that peter has a thing for Steve's and Bucky's big delectable pecs cus i know peters brain will just shutdown when they are in the game and one of them or maybe both takes of their shirts and peter just trips or hit something while working out
YES. YES. 100x YES.
I can imagine Peter working out across the room (maybe sparring with Nat) and Steve and/or Bucky takes their shirt(s) off while fighting across the room and his mind goes blank, and doesn’t remember that he’s fighting Nat at the moment and he gets knocked back into reality because Nat punches him in the face with a ‘Keep your eyes on the target, loverboy’
and maybe one of them notices it happen so they start doing their morning runs shirtless see Peter (also on a separate morning run with Sam) and he trips over a rock and Sam laughs at him while helping him up because he couldn’t take his eyes off of the men.
love love LOVE this hc.
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starkerobsession · 7 months
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@mischievous-thunder
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thrillhoues · 5 months
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This is my first story in ages, and the core premise. Peter is super hung. Steve sees it in the shower and becomes obsessed, which Peter notices, and then the ball gets rolling.
I just like the idea of a much smaller character like Peter - specifically Tom Holland to Chris Evans - topping and dominating Steve. Also the fact that Peter in comics is canonically stronger than Steve.
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winterspiderpurrs · 6 months
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Okay but Cinnamon roll omega Peter Parker who is normally so docile and kind and shy
Going absolutely feral, throwing punches at anyone verbally abusing his Alpha. And his Alpha just picks him up and carries him off.
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mischievous-thunder · 6 months
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Person B: You remember all those times I was so jealous of and mad at Person A?
Person C: Yeah. Unfortunately I do.
Person B: That was just me not knowing what to do with my gay awakening and masking it with something else.
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kenztheweirdmf · 4 months
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If peter made a ppt of people he wants to fuck but can't cause of stupid parker luck lol
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smth about little!peter and his attachments to doctor!tony & doctor!stephen make my heart go BOOM! it's just adorable 🥹 -🪐
my heart always goes boom for whumpy little peter🥹🥹💗💗
Chronically ill Little Peter? He’s in and out of the cardio ward (and the cardio ICU) all year round. He’s got his Daddies Steve and Bucky with him, supporting him every day.
Stephen is the Little specialist, while Tony is a cardio surgeon, so they work together with Peter’s care. Peter has had two heart surgeries already, one open and another less invasive one, but he is still very vulnerable and must take it easy. Even a simple cold could cause some serious damage.
And this winter, Peter does get a cold and his Daddies bring him to the ER as soon as he spikes a fever. He’s hospitalised almost immediately, and both Stephen and Tony are alerted that Peter is in the hospital.
This time, Peter is on the Little ward, coughing and hacking while Bucky reads a book to him. They are all cuddled up together. Steve went home to pick up some items for Peter to be more comfortable while he is in hospital. If the past can predict the future, then it is gonna be a while till Peter can go home again.
“Hey, I heard someone was in the building.” Stephen says, knocking on the doorframe.
“Ste’ben!”
Bucky looks relieved at seeing the doctor, and they shake hands in a greeting.
“What you reading?” The doctor asks.
Peter has to cough before he can answer.
“This.” Peter takes the book from his Daddy and shows the cover to Stephen. It is HC Andersen’s classic fairytales.
“Oh, fairytales, huh? You read them a lot. But, it seems that in this fairytale, the little prince is not feeling well and his knights in shining armour have brought him to the wizard to be cured. Isn’t that right?”
Peter giggles and nods.
“All right, can I have a look at you then? Okay, good. And I might have to call in my coworker wizard too. You know wizard Tony?”
“’Ony!”
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statisticalcats2 · 1 year
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stivibi · 1 year
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You did good out there today kid.
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