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dadumtss · 1 year

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Slenderman Headcanons: Jobs 2

What is it like working for the Slender Brothers in the AU?

Slenderman

Most people that work under him are terrified of him. But really only because of his reputation and demeanor. While he certainly demands respect and some level of deference, most under him are rarely in any actual danger of him. Unless you anger him on a personal level or do something incomprehensibly incompetent or truly malicious, he’s not going to do any more harm than fire you. He’s curt, stand-offish and doesn’t care about interacting with you on anything other than a professional level, but he isn’t unreasonable or cruel.

He does think the worst of others, but that ends up working in your favor since he expects that there’s going to be some level of mistakes made and incompetence displayed. Therefore, he isn’t angered when it happens and will offer guidance on getting things back on track.

He’s sometimes hard to reach because he’s off being a diplomat all over the world and is often locked in his office when he’s around, but he always seems to have an idea of what’s going on.

The pay and benefits are the best and requests for leave are almost always granted. He’ll listen to your opinions on relevant work topics and doesn’t impose weird office rules or brutal working hours (though sometimes staying late is expected when there’s a crisis).

All in all, a perfectly reasonable boss.

Offenderman

Working at his Clubs

Offender is a very absentee boss. He’s extremely hard to reach since he’s always off on some crazy adventure but thankfully he has managers and the like that ensure everything can run smoothly without him there. But then one day after a long absence he’ll burst through the doors and start talking happily about ideas he has and things he wants changed and events he wants to put on and you’re expected to get all of them done.

It’s frustrating for sure but he’s fun to work with. He’s extremely entertaining, fun to talk to and brings a lot of energy to the workplace. While most of the managers hate dealing with the logistics of all his crazy ideas and impulsive decisions, everyone tends to enjoy having him around. He remembers names, faces and makes an effort to get to know you on a personal level (even if it is just a ploy to get you in bed).

The pay is higher than any other club and while things like benefits, leave and work hours usually fall to the managers, if you can catch Offender and ask he’ll enthusiastically give you whatever you ask for and more without much thought.

There’s no sanction on relationships (with him) in the workplace and he’s probably slept with most, if not all, of the workforce.

He’ll sometimes jump in on the jobs he considers fun. He’ll join the bouncer in throwing people out and breaking up fights, he’ll help out behind the bar and make a show of making flashy drinks and he’ll even get up on stage and put on a show.

Working at his Investment ‘Business’

Offender is much more involved with his investment business. He listens to the pitches himself and does most of the leg work in getting those that impress him whatever they need.

However, if you’re one of the, like, two people at his ‘general’ office you have one hell of a job ahead of you. Your job is to answer his mail, keep his accounts orderly and his books clean, inform him of anyone looking for an ‘investment’ and ensure that all the businesses he ‘invested in’ are paying their dues.

Basically, you do all the paperwork since he considers it ‘boring’ and wants no part of it.

The pay is undeniably great but putting up with Offender’s uncaring attitude towards your job makes it just barely worth it.

He rarely comes into the general office but when he does he’s just as flirtatious and friendly as he is with his employees at the clubs. He tries to get to know you on a personal level but so much of your time has to be dedicated to your job due to the workload that he finds hearing about your life boring.

Trenderman

A menace.

Everyone who works for him is terrified and its for good reason. He does not tolerate failure or mistakes and he can and will make it impossible for you to get another job in design after you’re fired if you piss him off enough.

Not to mention it’s known around the office that he turns people into mannequins.

He runs his business with an iron fist. All his employees’ work has to be approved by him and he won’t hold back on any negative opinions. Even if he likes what you’ve done you won’t hear much more than “hmm” as he signs off on it.

All of his employees are experts at reading even his smallest micro expressions so they can avoid his wrath.

He rarely yells but his quiet anger and scathing remarks are just as effective in breaking down his employees.

It goes without saying that you are expected to dress well if you want to work for him. It doesn’t matter if you’re a secretary, interior designer or photographer, if he pays your salary you better look good when he sees you.

The elevator is his. If he’s on it you do not get on. If you’re on it and he gets on, you get out.

The pay? The best in the business. You get amazing benefits and leave but you’re expected to always be ‘on call’ if needed.

Splendorman

An amazing boss.

The pay is way more than a comparable job anywhere else, the benefits amazing and your requests for leave are always granted.

He’s kind, amicable, approachable and very forgiving of most mistakes.

He brings treats to work for all his employees to enjoy.

He makes friends with everyone, remembers all his employees faces and names and always takes your opinion into consideration.

He remembers details about his employees like birthdays and favorite foods that he uses to make sure he’s doing right by them. Expect gifts on your birthday and the treats at office parties catered to everyone’s taste.

He’s very easy to reach and is very involved with his business (though not to the level of micromanaging).

He has a propensity for taking on too much work himself since he always wants to help out his employees any way he can.

He does ask his managers to fire anyone that absolutely has to be. He just doesn’t have the will to do it himself.

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tortillasconsal · 1 year

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Necesito hablar Español un poquito porque quiero decir algo que nomás se va a entender así.

Yo soy fan de Splendorman alemán, amo el headcanon y eso va a ser canon en mi versión del personaje. Sin embargo, yo nada más sé que ese señor es regio de corazón.

No se porque, solo se que nada más cuadra perfecto. Por tan racistas, homofóbicos, incestuosos, conservadores, mal hablados que seamos.

Es que yo se wey, yo nomás lo sé. Él viene de su primer mundo a nuestro rancho e inmediatamente va a adoptar el estilo de vida norteño.

Va a ser como esos turistas que le saben más al barrio que tú. Y hasta le hicieron altar y todo porque así de bien le cayó a la abuela.

Se la va a pasar con acento, sombrerito y todo, carbón.

Menos lo del incesto tho-

#splendorman #creepypastas #creepypasta headcanon #slenderman #creepypasta #splendorman headcanon #alguien que me lo vista de charro porque se me ocurrió y no me lo saco de la cabeza 😩

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itsmissnight · 9 months

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Hiiiiiii! So its been a rly long time since i've posted, and drawn anything pasta related, but I suddenly got this big urge to draw the slender brothers again bc I love them sm, theyre all goobers. I was actually thinking of making a 'ask the slender brothers' series on this page so I can start posting more here again, yay or nay?? Shares appreciated!!

#myart #art #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #slender family #slender proxy #slenderman #slenderverse #slender brothers #splendorman #trenderman #offenderman #slenderman fanart #creepypasta fandom #artists on tumblr #creepy #headcanon #creepypast headcanons

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the-s1lly-corner · 11 months

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How they react to you telling them you're pregnant

Obligatory reader is afab but like most of my posts they're gn/gendered pronouns aren't used

Slenderman;

Cue the confusion

Pregnant?

Surprised more than anything, he didnt think that he could get you pregnant considering you're both different species

And also he didnt think he was fertile; at least not in the normal sexual reproduction way

Kinda just

Accepts it

Now do I think he would be a good dad?

Maybe? He wouldn't be horrible or absent, but some human things are still foreign to him, including raising a child.. so hes probably going to need a decent amount of guidance

I feel like he'd also be a helicopter parent? He already watches you like a hawk, he'd probably start doing the same with his kid as they get older

"Hey (kid name) who's that tall white boy following you??" "Oh that's my dad"/j

Becomes more protective of you during the pregnancy and the weeks after

Takes it in stride tbh

Splendorman;

Pause

Before you start to worry he scoops you up

Also thought it wasnt possible, but is hyped when he finds out the news

He WILL pamper you... may also dip into overbearing territory, though

He just doesnt want you or the baby to get hurt

He says goodnight to the bump later on in the pregnancy tbh

Oh you know hes gonna be decorating their room and giving them loads of toys

Would be a good father but may dip into unhealthy habits

This dude struggles with toxic positivity imo, so that's definitely something that's gonna need to be addressed

Laughing Jack;

Okay obviously ALL of them are probably going to be sat down and told the news, but Jack is gonna need the most talking to given that he probably doesn't grasp the gravity of it

He KNOWS what pregnancy is, he KNOWS what a baby is; but he doesn't know the intricacies of pregnancy if that makes sense

Like he doesnt know about the soreness, or cravings, or how fragile those tiny human beings actually are. Dude already struggles with being gentle with adults

So it's going to require a long and in depth talk about everything that's going to happen if you guys decide to keep the kid

Reaction wise, he takes it seriously. Kind of uncanny compared to his usual silly demeanor

Again, due to him being a lil dumb hes almost under reacting

As a parent I think...

Okay he'd probably kinda suck

He would love the kid but he would be so so so irresponsible I'm so sorry

Gives the kid candy for meals (bro cant cook)

Get that man into some parenting classes PLEASE

Eyeless Jack;

Another "I'm surprised because I deadass thought I was infertile" one, given my whole lore/Hc for EJ

The most worried out of them all

"What if they're like me and are cursed? What if they hate me? What if they grow to hate me? What if-"

He baby proofs his cabin... before insisting that the baby stays at your place primarily (if you haven't moved in with him) because he's scared of his whole... eating people thing

Please give him loads and loads of reassurance, hes gonna need it

He'll work hard to be the best father he can be, though!

He takes the kid out for walks in the woods, teaches them different plants and bugs and tells them which are dangerous

"Oh I don't want to hold them, what if I hurt em?" *falls asleep while holding his baby after reading them a story*

Masky;

You gotta baby proof him and the house im sorry, hes feral

Another "you're gonna have to sit him down and lay down the rules" type deal

Hes already mellowed out around you but he needs to mellow out a touch more for an infant

Hard to gauge his reaction but he seems.... excited? Hard to tell when hes sitting still and wearing a mask

When the baby comes he, like slenderman, also watches them like a hawk

You will walk in on him sitting over their crib at 3am/hj

Surprisingly gentle when it comes to handling the kid, just casually walks around with them and shit

Great for looking after the kid during the night while you rest

Hoodie;

V similar to Masky but he's already naturally calm

Putting this here now before I forget but he would take his mask off to make faces at the baby to try to make them laugh

Mf doesn't take his mask off for you though ☝️🙄/hj

Surprisingly good at calming down screaming infants for some reason

Similar reaction as Masky; hard to read but way easy to guess its positive since he lightly boinks where his mouth would be under his mask to your cheek while papping your stomach

Hes a lil silly

But hes got the spirit

Good dad, me thinks

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x you #slenderman x reader #splendorman x reader #laughing jack x reader #eyeless jack x reader #masky x reader #hoodie x reader

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erinawritesheadcanons2 · 1 year

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Hello, I came because I was looking for things about creepypasta, it's been so long that I really think it's already a little dead- and I saw your writing about them so I came to ask something about that if you still write for them well am I lucky? Anyway, here I go…

slenderman with someone who hangs on him like a koala-

you can include his reaction when it first happened if you want

Slenderman, Jason The Toy Maker, Laughing Jack and Splendorman with S/O who Hangs On Them Like a Koala

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A/N: Thank you Anon for requesting this HCS! I'm sorry for the long update, it has been such a hectic day because of college and research. I hope you understand! Also, this is one of the funniest requests I have received and this makes my day. Thank you for requesting.

Gender: Neutral

Warning: None except profanities

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Slenderman

It is canon that Slenderman is very tall, above than ten feet tall so it was no wonder many people are scared of this faceless creature and no one has a gut to mess with him.

So it is no surprise that you are imagining yourself hanging onto your romantic partner like a monkey that is hanging onto a tree, it is quite an amusing sight.

Because of these thoughts, you finally have the courage to do it just to see your boyfriend's reaction if you are hanging onto him and latching him like a koala would.

Slenderman's first-time reaction when you hung onto his arm like a koala, he was not only surprised but he was also quite confused about why are you hanging onto his arms.

"Darling, why are you hanging into my arms like this. Do you realize that...I am not a tree?" He raised his unexistent eyebrows in confusion.

The second time you are latching up to him and hanging onto his arms like a koala. He is not as much as surprised as before but he was still confused like the first time you were hanging onto his arm before.

"Why do you hang onto his arms like that? Is there any purpose? Or are you just bored and want to entertain yourself by clinging to my arm?" That is mostly what would Slenderman ask himself when looking at you while you are still hanging onto him.

As time goes by and you're always latching up to his arms like a koala would, he would just gonna let you be even though it would annoy him sometimes when he is busy.

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Having Slenderman as your romantic partner has its own perks, especially if you are a book and literature lover because your boyfriend does collect some fiction books with great plot stories and characters. You have free access to your boyfriend's private library and his office room without getting killed in the place.

However, that does not mean you can be fully entertained even if you have this access and you need more than just Reading books to make yourself not get bored. The poor (Y/N) NEED more, it could be going outside and wandering around in the forest, interacting with the other proxies, or anything that just can kill your boredom.

The grandpa clock on the wall still ticking painfully and Slenderman is busy reading the books that he got from stealing other creatures' libraries, for what? Who knows, you never understand your boyfriend's mindset and goal.

Not wanting to die out of boredom, an idea popped and crossed into your mind and the corner of your lips tugged upwards but it was stopped immediately by Slenderman's words."(Y/N) darling, please don't even think like that. I am busy reading this book and don't bother me." But that did not stop the (Y/N) (L/N). Walking very slowly towards your tall faceless boyfriend, there was a buzzing noise in (Y/N)'s head but she/he/they decide to ignore the sound as it gets louder and louder whereas you were getting closer to the faceless giant in front of you. Without any second thought, you leapt into the air as the calves of your legs used as a spring.

"(Y/N)-!" Slenderman accidentally threw his book away seeing you suddenly tackling him. Both of your arms were tightly wrapped around his torso as well as both of your legs. An innocent smile adorned across of your face with a twinkle in both of your eyes that shows 'mischief." He was standing there, frozen in surprise seeing you acting like this but it did not last long before Slenderman takes a deep breath.

"Fine....just don't bother me while I'm reading," Slenderman mutters.

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Splendorman

Now Splendorman may be as tall as his older but he was a little bit shorter than his faceless stuck-up brother so it also means you can hang onto your boyfriend, Splendorman.

Unlike his brother, Splendorman has also more patience than his brother so it was no surprise that you didn't get unpunished by his reaction when you were hanging onto his arms.

There would be even a time he is encouraging you to climb him and then hanging onto his arms like a koala, then. He would laugh because he thinks it was rather funny.

The first time this happens, Splendorman was very surprised by you climbing and hanging onto his arms like a koala. He did not expect it but he did not mind it instead, he find this sight amusing.

He could not help but let out some small giggles here and there while watching you do that. he thinks you look adorable like this and even sometimes even offers you some candy while you are climbing his arms.

Not only he does gives candy to you to make you happy but he also swings his arms gently to rock you if you are getting bored and need some kind of challenge, he wong swings too hard to make you fall off.

He won't get annoyed like Slenderman does if you keep swinging or climbing him like a Koala every day, he just genuinely thinks you are bored and need entertainment or be affectionate.

Thus, if you want to cling to someone like a koala? It is better having him as the 'tree'. He genuinely thinks you look cute doing this to him.

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Lights are everywhere inside the carnival as well as sounds of people chattering around despite the sound was not from a real human. Those loud and lingering sounds actually came from the radio and the speaker just to make the carnival less lonely. A certain peculiar person with (H/C) hair colour and (E/C) eye colour had a date with a certain smiling man.

The two of you hold hands together with a blush adorning both of your cheeks, smiling happily and walking with the certain giant with a polka dot suit. He has been spoiling you since Valentine's day and today he brought you to his personal carnival which is less creepy than Laughing Jack's carnival.

"(Y/N) Sweetiepie. I have a surprise for you but you need to close your eyes and follow me," Splendorman's grin widened.

"What kind of surprise?" You ask him.

"Oh honey, it's a surprise. If I tell you, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore," he puffs both of his cheeks playfully, making himself look like a squirrel.

"Alright, fine. Just don't give me a poisonous candy like that jerk, Laughing Jack," you told him

"I promise I won't," he gently put the blindfold over of your eyes before tying the end of the cloth.

His large and cold hands gently held both of your smaller hands before gently pulling you, "Follow me..." he whispers. Believing your boyfriend, you began stepping forward and following his voice as well as his lead, wondering what kind of surprise he is going to give you.

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It was quite a long walk and (Y/N) could feel both of their/her/his feet began aching in pain after a long stroll together with Splendorman. His voice reaches out to your ears once the two of you stop together, "Now, you can open the blindfold." Your heart began beating like crazy as if it was just gonna pop out of nowhere but you knew Splendorman will never endanger you in any way.

Lowering the blindfold carefully, both of your eyes widen in surprise to see several boxes laid on top of the tables with a pair of chairs facing each other. Of course near the table, there is an enormous teddy bear holding a red heart with a written 'I love you.'

(Y/N) could not help but the smile across your face brightens seeing all of the surprises that Splendorman gave you before you jump up to your boyfriend, squealing in happiness and wrapping your arms around his torso, nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck and hugging him as if he was a soft teddy bear.

The smiling man could not help but he was utterly surprised seeing your reaction but it did not last long as a chuckle escapes from his throat, wrapping his tendrils and arms around you and hugging you closer before his lips placed on top of the crown of your head, "I'm glad you like it, (Y/N)."

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Laughing Jack

Laughing Jack might be one of the tallest proxies in the mansion among the killers after Splendorman and Slenderman but he's also a little bit shorter than them.

Thus, he is also can be climbed like a tree and hugging him like a koala when you are getting bored. Unlike Slenderman, he did not find this strange.

He also did not find it annoying either. Just like Splendorman, he thinks this sight might be really amusing because he did not think you are going to pull this kind of stunt.

However, he is not as nice as Splendorman who he just gonna let you be hanging onto him like a koala peacefully. Nope, Laughing Jack can be a little bit of an ass.

The reason I am saying this is because he will in fact gonna swing your pretty hard just to scare you off and pretend he will gonna drop you just for shit giggles.

Oh, you are still not getting scared by that prank that he just pull out on you? he will do so much worse than just swinging you hard. Laughing Jack would even try to tickle you out of nowhere until you laugh your ass off and let him go.

He's not going to be ass forever though so don't worry about him keep being an annoying piece of shit. WHen he was nice, he would offer you a candy that is not poisonous and save for you to eat.

Sometimes would let you hang onto him while he is watching his favorite shows and would be sweet enough for cuddling you closer to his arms

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it was never a boring day having Laughing Jack as your boyfriend, he always had a bright idea to make the day more fun and enjoyable despite it can be sometimes really chaotic and could make Slenderman angry because of the mess. But it did not last long until recently.

Today there's supposed to be a mission given by the faceless man to you and your boyfriend by killing people who found out about their secret but those people already got handled by Jeff and Eyeless Jack on the day beforehand so the two of you had a free time after all of those dramas.

(Y/N) and Laughing Jack currently sitting on the couch together with the middle of the sofa are a bowl of wrapped hard candies that Laughing Jack had made for you and himself while watching whatever in front of the TV.

Both of the lids of (Y/N) eyes were getting heavy and heavier with each second, the boredom slowly going to kill them/her/him and going to make (Y/N) fall asleep at any second whereas the certain clown enjoys the horror show about a clown dismembering children. It's not really a TV show, it was a recorded video of him torturing children.

But it did not last long as your eyes opened once again and both of (E/C) eye colours landed on the monochrome clown who keeps giggling like a madman and an idea popped across your mind. The clown did not notice that you were moving very slowly, getting closer to him with each second.

BAM!

Laughing Jack yelped and then his eyes shited at the certain (H/C) hair-coloured killer who already tackling him down. Both of her/his/their arms wrapped around the monochrome clown torso and a smile danced across of (Y/N)'s face. Instead of getting angry, Laughing Jack laughed out loud, seeing what (Y/N)'s just did was hella hilarious.

"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU LOOK LIKE A KOALA!" He pointed out.

"I'm aware of that," you retaliate, popping the tongue out from your mouth.

"Hehehe, were you bored? I'm sorry my little kitten getting bored," he said before one of his fingers took one of the candies and put the sweet inside of your mouth. Accepting his gesture, your lips parted away and let the sweet glide inside of your mouth with a lemon-like flavour covered your whole mouth.

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Jason the Toymaker

Just like Laughing Jack, Jason the Toymaker might be a little bit calmer than Laughing Jack but that doesn't mean he hates physical touch, especially by you.

He might be not as tall as Slenderman and Splendorman but his height is almost the same as Laughing Jack (Which means, he is quite really tall).

So seeing you hanging onto him and cuddling him like a a koala latching on the tree makes his cold heart box melt seeing you like this.

Although he does finds it a little bit weird you're doing this because just like 'Am I really climbable? Why is (Y/N) clinging to my arms like a koala?'

Cuz he never sees adults doing this, he only sees kids doing this and his ex-friend too but that girl was when she was still a kid too although he did not mind it in the end.

He's less of a jerk like Laughing Jack because he's not going to scare you off on purpose just for shit and giggles but he does find it annoying if you do this when he is trying to make a doll.

Just don't hang onto him like a koala when he's working or he will give the scariest glare at you before he kicks you out of his room for distracting him from his job.

Overall, just like a Splendorman and Laughing Jack but much calmer than the two of them. Loves you when you're clingy like this, especially when the two of you hanging out together.

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Tonight was the day after all of the children he had brought turned into a doll and the certain doll maker finally had free time to hang out together with his S/O. Sweats have been trickling down from the scalp of his forehead and those dolls got sent away. Jason the Toymaker is definitely tired after all of the missions that Slenderman has given to him.

He could not wait to just hang out with you and spend the rest of the time together doing something relaxing or maybe going out to ease his upcoming headache. The certain red-haired killer trudges slowly from the abandoned hallway and leaves the dark hallway before he went to the closest room which is the living room.

Inside the living room, he can see the certain killer with (H/C) hair colour with a (H/L) Hair length, the particular person also has a pair of (E/C) eye colours as well as (S/C) skin colour on the screen in front of them/her/him. (Y/N) could not help but yawn as their/her/his finger keeps pressing on the button of the remote TV, keep changing the channels to find an interesting show but none of them made you get excited enough.

Jason could not help but silently chuckles as he sees your condition, he found it was a little bit funny but also a little bit sad that you're bored out of your mind. Even the news that shows the recent kill that proxies had done did not make (Y/N) giddy at all. Instead, it makes (Y/N) yawn harder than before.

Jason slowly approaches you as your ears pick up the sound of his footsteps getting closer to you and your eyes shifted to the certain toymaker. Despite he was grinning creepily, it was just his happy smile as he sees you, "Are you bored, darling?" Jason the Toymaker asks.

You did not say anything to him but to answer his question, you gave him a brief nod before you shifted your butt away from the couch, letting your boyfriend sit next to you. But your next action made the poor red-haired killer startled a little bit. Both of your arms wrapped around his shoulder with legs also wrapped around his waist, gently placing your head on his cold shoulder and nuzzling your head on the crook of his neck.

"Uhh..darling? What are you doing??" he asks, raising his eyebrows a little bit but also smiling a little bit, finding this scene to be amusing.

"Hanging to you like a koala...now shut up," you mumble.

Hearing your answer, Jason could not help but rolls his green eyes playfully at you before he places his long slender fingers on top of your hand, gently giving a soothing rub on the back of your head. He's glad that you're acting a little bit clingy today despite you look like a koala hanging onto him.

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scary-noodlesblog · 2 years

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Creepypasta Ages As of July 2022

My headcannons:

Jeff: 23

BEN: died at 14, now 20

E.J.: sacrificed at 19, now 26

Jane: 26

Toby: 24

Masky: 26

Hoodie: 25

Sally: died at 8, stuck at 8

Clockwork: 23

Slenderman: 527

Splendorman: 523

Trenderman: 525

Laughing Jack: no fucking clue

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darkpeacemusic · 5 months

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Incorrect Christmas Quotes (Creepypasta version)

Sally: Merry Christmas everyone! *hears a knock* Who is it?

Trenderman: *is drunk af* Ho ho ho! It's your uncle!

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Ben: Jeff, it's Christmas!

Jeff: *wakes up* Christmas!!! *breaks down the door and crawls downstairs* I'm coming Santa!

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Liu: Time to read the Night Before Christmas.

Liu: *pulls out a whole thing of wine*

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Nathan: Toss me my keys.

Jason: *throws a Christmas tree out the door*

Nathan: I said my keys.

Jason: I thought you said Christmas tree.

Nathan: Why the fuck would I say Christmas tree?

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Nina: Look at the Christmas lights! *points to a stoplight*

Puppeteer: That's a stoplight!

Nina: Ehh, pretty sure they're Christmas lights.

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Toby: Around Christmas, everyone becomes a Spice Girl.

Ben, to Slender: *showing him his Christmas list* I'll tell you what I want. What I really really want. I want a- I want a- I want a- I want a-

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Splendor, singing while buying stuff from Dollar Tree: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Which means presents for everyone but not too expensive.

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Toby: First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me. Nothing! Because I'm single and I'm never gonna be in a relationship!

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Tim, preparing to wrap a present: Okay, you can do this.

*five minutes later*

Brian: *walks in and see Tim on the floor* Are you okay???

Tim: *is wrapped in wrapping paper and is stuck* Call the master!

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Toby: *sees Kate under the mistletoe and gasps* Mistletoe!

*Toby tries to kiss Kate*

Kate: *hisses in disgust*

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Rouge: *knocks on Ben's door* Good morning, Ben.

Ben: *falls off the bed in excitement*

*few seconds later*

Ben: *gets back up with a determined look*

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Ben: How are we gonna get the star on top?

Jeff: I got it!

Jeff: *jumps on the couch to put the star on top of the tree but fails and falls, taking the tree with him* Ow...

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Tim: This song is called what I want for Christmas.

Tim: *plays a note and pulls out a gun* Money.

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Nina: Happy Christmas. It's Crius.

Nina, to Jeff: Merry Crisis.

Nina, to Eyeless Jack: Merry Chrylis.

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soulless-computerbug · 3 months

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The process of claiming and branding proxies can be grueling. Each Ender does it differently, but the series of steps all have the same purpose. Take, mark, manipulate, and own body and soul.

The most benevolent Enders try to not fall back on creating such bonds. Splendor just hires people to help him with his needs, counselors, caretakers, and teachers to help the children that wind up in his orphanage. Because of his particular diet, its in his best interest to keep the people around him as happy as possible. That, and he genuinely just doesn't like seeing people unhappy or unwell. He has only a couple claimed proxies, a pediatrician and two of his oldest children that had stayed with him to be caretakers.

Slender, or the Administrator, is nearly an opposite. He feeds off of pain and misery, and thus his proxies are always walking a wire with him. His best and most reliable live an easier life, but not a stress-free one. Keeping them on edge keeps them from thinking of escape plans, keeps them subserviant to his wrath when he needs them straightened out.

Claiming a proxy can happen even before the person has seen or had noticable contact with the Ender. Enders can reach out telepathically, and often do when searching for new fodder to easily find those that can be molded easier to their needs. Once the human is chosen, they are watched. Followed. Stalked for as long as they need. Theyre under tight observation and pressure, to both begin the process and further judge them for the role. This process can last anywhere from a few months, to several years, and the Ender may even subject the chosen to different tasks or experiences to further test and judge them. By this stage, the chosen usually knows theyre being appraised, or at least assumed to be hunted.

Once the Ender is satisfied with its decision, it will often ghost the proxy away to its territory and begin the process of claiming them. Usually this is the most physical process, as claiming or "branding" a proxy needs to leave a mark on their body, and a psychological impression on their mind. The process will always involve some discomfort, but good masters will normally try to neutralize that discomfort as much as possible. Others push it further, to force their proxy into submission. Once claimed, the proxy is connected to their master in mind, and owned in body. But most masters will continue to push their way into their proxy's psyche, to fully break them into their new role.

#creepypasta #my writing #my posts #slenderman #enderbeings #headcanons #slenderverse #splendorman #creepypasta headcanons

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pasta-in-the-pudding · 1 year

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Hey could we get some general headcanons about Splendor, Candy Pop and Jason? ^^

Ah yes, the best boys <333

Thank you for requesting!

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Splendor

He, along with the rest of his species, dont really have genders, so most of the time he just rolls with whatever people refer to him as. In his mansion, he's actually known as "Mother" due to his motherly nature with his children

He's also aroace (though that wouldnt apply to x reader fics)

He's the second youngest of all his brothers

He generally tries to look like a clown (hence why he has a smiling face complete with eyes and his brothers don't) that way children don't feel scared around him

He's truly great with everyone, not just kids

He has his own mansion, but instead of angsty emos, his house is more of a safe space for all of the unwanted or unhappy children

9'6" so very tall

I imagine his voice to sound like a mixture of Sundrop and Cheese sandwich

He smells familiar, no specific scent, just something you know you've smelt before but can't quite place your finger on

He visits Slender at his mansion the most, usually bringing candies for everyone

He's become known as "That guy with the face and full snickers bars" around Slender's mansion

He doesnt tend to go into the mortal realm too often, but when he does it's when he senses a troubled soul in need of immediate help

And when he does have those senses, he usually brings them back into his mansion in the underworld, giving them all the hospitality and comfort they could ever desire

Splendorman is an oddball, that's for sure

I also like to imagine he says weird things sometimes, just to throw people off guard

"Beware the men with the tilted hats....they arent worth it"

He likes rick and morty, but doesn't actually watch the show he just likes the colors

His favorite meal is octopus tentacles

Candypop

Bro doesn't know what they are

They don't really have a gender either, so most of the time he just identifies as male or non binary

He's also into men (again, doesnt necessarily apply to x reader)

They usually aren't seen a lot around slender's mansion, mostly because they, Lj and Jason tend to hang out in the uppermost level of the mansion and giggle around like the chaotic neutrals they are <3

They absolutely order starbucks, bribe another creep to bring it up to them, and then gossip with each other about all of the other creeps

Most of the time they spare their dear friend who brought up their orders though. They arent horrible, now

They smell like literal musk and jolly ranchers 💀

It's very upsetting

He likes to just bang his hammer mallet thingy against the wall for absolutely no reason

They're like 8'11"

He gets a kick out of seeing people jump from the BOOM

Their face doesn't actually look like how it is seen in pictures, most of that is actually makeup

The only natural things is their skin tone, their sharp teeth, and their hair and eye colors

They have a very deep chainsmokers voice

Sorry, I don't make the rules

They unironically listen to one direction and 5 seconds of summer on full blast

"BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE"

Lj definitely had to bang on their wall a few times with his fist just to get them to shut up a few times

The only times he is seen around the mansion, hes normally sliding around the hardfloor on socks, avoiding everyone as best they can because lord knows if someone actually spoke to them theyd just evaporate, never to be seen again

Jason the Toymaker

When he first manifested in this world, he was mostly just trying to look human so he could get away with inhabiting this place

So he identifies as "male" and has traditional male anatomy

He is interested in anyone romantically speaking, but does have a fem lean (doesn't apply to x reader)

He has the dantiest little hands <3

6'2", so he's definetly not the tallest creep. but he's up there

His fingers are long and slender, as well as long nails that help him with sewing

His skin is really smooth

And his hair is really well taken care of

He just has the best self care in general

He's always working on some project, wether that be making a doll, or sewing a fancy tea party dress for sally that she absolutely needed, his hands are always busy

He can get frustrated very easily though, and thats kind of a bummer

He doesn't have anger issues necessarily, but he's very sensetive and emotional, so anything said to him might tick him off into a stream of tears or a flurry of rage

He's normally one of the only ones to actually clean around the house

His hair color depends on his mood

For example, if hes really upset, his hair is black, his true form is white, and he actually uses a spell to keep his hair red the rest of the time

He's that one friend

You know the one

The nice one?

Yeah that's him

He smells like old fabrics and dust

But sometimes if he's feeling ✨ spicy ✨ he'll wear some sweet smelling perfume

Never cologne, he doesnt like how harsh it smells

He likes to watch cartoons with sally, and sing with sally

He's simply wonderful <3

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intimidating-fettuccine · 1 year

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Hii againn, last rqs, may I ask for cuddle hcs with BEN , splendorman & Zalgo (seperate btw!)

Tyy and have a good day!~✧

BEN:

As if there's ever a moment where he's NOT trying to cuddle up to you, BEN is the type of clingy partner that always needs to keep his hands on you at all times. You're just so nice and warm and snuggly, and he's, well, he's not warm, but he is a big cuddle bug, and that needs to count for something, right? I will say, you might have to take some time to get used to snuggling him because of how cold he is, but I'd say it's worth it because that boy gives some of the best snuggles, and he'll warm up anyway when enough of your own body heat soaks into him. That's probably his favorite part, feeling your warmth just completely seep into him, taking away the coldness he has to live with. He'll snuggle you any way, any time because he loves you and he loves cuddles, they just make him feel so happy and loved, and he doesn't know what he'd do without you and your snuggles, you just make him feel so complete.

Zalgo:

Zalgo wishes he had the luxury of cuddling with you a lot more than he does, but alas, when you're a king and the owner of a company as well, you don't have a lot of time allotted for these things, and that's why he treasures them so much. Laying down with you at the end of the day, wrapping his body around yours, laying with his head upon you, it just makes him feel so happy and content, and he doesn't know what he'd do without you because you suck all of the tension and stress out of his body. Curling up with you, talking about your days, what things you have happening the following day, listening to you speak about anything at all, it provides him with sheer bliss, and it's his absolute, favorite part of the day. On the rare occasion when he can allow you to join him in his office, he'd also love you to sneak in, sit in his lap, and cuddle him a bit during the day as well, he also craves those moments so much.

Splendor:

Splendor is also incredibly intoxicated by your cuddles, and they're something the two of you do quite frequently anyway as he's just a very cuddly person. Right off the bat, I'm gonna say it- allow him to be the little spoon. Splendor knows he's incredibly tall and big, but goddamnit, something about feeling your arms wrapped around him from behind just absolutely melts him and makes him curl into a little ball. Squeeze him tight, and sneak in a few tickles, it gets him so giggly and happy, and he can never get enough of it. Splendor doesn't often need to be the big spoon, no matter what position you're in, as honestly, he likes it when you make him feel small. He doesn't mind you snuggling up to him every now and then, of course not!! But really, he absolutely adores snuggling up to you and feeling like the small one for a change, it just makes him feel so happy and loved and protected, and he's glad you're the one to make him feel that way.

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta x reader #creepypasta headcanons #ben drowned #ben drowned headcanon #ben drowned headcanons #ben drowned x reader #zalgo #zalgo x reader #zalgo headcanon #zalgo headcanons #splendorman #splendorman headcanons #splendorman x reader #splendorman headcanon

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dadumtss · 1 year

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Part 2 of the anomaly ask where the anomaly is being hunted by people from the black market (the anomaly is too occupied by their human group to gaf,so the slender brothers have to deal with it)

The Anomaly & The Black Market

In reference to this previous ask where the ‘anomaly’ is introduced.

Each scenario is with a different black market group.

C.W. for mentions of attempted kidnapping, trafficking, blood and fighting.

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Slenderman

Slender doesn’t often take an active roll in investigations or fieldwork. If Slenderman has taken over an investigation to the point where he’s willing to do gruntwork or show up in the field then you can be certain that whatever he’s dealing with is dangerous.

Right now he’s dealing with a particularly clever and powerful black market group. They’ve been known to the government for a while, but so far their members have escaped capture.

But finally, a lead.

They’re moving to try and get their hands on a newly registered cryptid, the only one discovered of its kind. Despite the cryptid choosing to live in the wilderness, it would be easy enough for them to track it down and monitor it for the appearance of the black market group.

The problem comes with capturing the members of the group once they appear. They seem to be able to detect and avoid any magic strong enough to detain them and a troop strong enough to capture them without magic would be easily noticeable around the anomalous cryptid.

So Slenderman decides to do it himself.

A simple spell that detects when a new person enters the area would generate such a negligible amount of magical signal that it would be functionally undetectable. They could use that to know when the group came for their target. From there, Slender could simply teleport in and deal with them himself.

The anomaly, of course, has no idea that any of this is going on. So it comes as a surprise when a tall, faceless man suddenly appears in front of them just in time to block an attack from a ferocious-looking cryptid.

The fight is fierce but short. Even when it is revealed that the beastly cryptid was with others, the faceless man is unfazed and continues to efficiently and brutally bring them all down.

When all the attackers are gone, the man disappears once again. Only to reappear shortly after with the bloodied bodies of the attackers that ran as well as a few others the anomaly doesn’t recognize but guesses are other accomplices who were hiding nearby.

Slender pays no attention to the surprised and confused anomaly. He simply relays a message to the rest of the team and waits as they approach to take the criminals away for questioning.

He is, however, a bit disappointed at the ease of the fight. He was expecting more from a group that had given his government such trouble.

Offenderman

Offender, by chance, hears the deal going down in one of his clubs. Offender knows what a black market deal looks like and doesn’t appreciate people using his clubs as a backdrop for one, but he can’t help but be amused. They’re obviously either novices at dealing with the black market or they’re just idiots.

With a grin, he covertly listens in on their conversation. He almost blows his cover by laughing when the buyer leaves and the suppliers start planning the kidnapping right then and there in the club. Amateurs and idiots then.

He considers calling in a tip to his brother or one of his government officials for some good will that he could capitalize on a later date. But then as they start to talk Offender realizes that, despite their stupidity, they have some actual muscle on their team.

There were ways he could have some fun with that.

Offender takes a bit of a risk as he hears the schemers order more drinks and hops behind the bar to make the drinks himself. He then watches happily as they take the glasses, a delicate rose wrapped around each.

Complete idiots.

So with the schemers marked it becomes an easy thing to keep track of their movements. When Offender feels them leave The City a few days later he knows they’re headed towards ‘the anomaly’ they were talking about.

He knows roughly where ‘the anomaly’ is from hearing the schemers talk and from there it’s not hard to find it.

He approaches confidently, complimenting the anomaly on its “lovely gaggle of humans” and starts to explain that there are cryptids coming with the intention of kidnapping it and selling it on the black market. But no worries, act casual and he’ll deal with it.

And deal with it he does.

The schemers arrive with some serious muscle that is surprising considering their earlier incompetence. This just excites Offender, however. He makes sure to banter with the group, egging them into taking the first shot before he starts fighting. He doesn’t seem to be taking anything seriously, drawing out the fight so he can insult and otherwise tease his opponents. Even when it looks like the largest of his opponents is getting the better of him, his smile never drops and the comments never end.

At the end of the fight, he’s still smiling and barely scuffed.

He calls the police and when they arrive he throws a hand over the anomaly’s shoulders and makes a big show of being the ‘poor victim’ who was visiting his dear friend when they were both viciously attacked and had no choice but to defend themselves.

The police buy it and let the two of them go after taking their remarks. Offender leaves with a final flirtatious remark towards the anomaly.

Trenderman

Trender is wondering how this happened.

He was going to personally check the quality of a potential fur supplier and the next thing he knows he and a farmhand are looking into barn where there’s an intelligent cryptid of no known species among the hay that doesn’t seem to know anything about cryptid society and is almost definitely not registered.

Trender lets an exasperated curse slip from his lips as he removes his phone from his jacket pocket and begins dialing the appropriate authorities.

“What are you doing?” the farmhand asks anxiously. He puts a hand over the phone, stopping Trender from hitting the call button.

“Calling it in. What else would I be doing?” Trender asks as he pulls the phone away. He notes the dirtiness of the farmhand’s long claws and inspects the phone’s screen for any smears or dust.

“Wait! Can’t you see? We can use this!” the farmhand exclaims, growing more animated with every word. “People would pay big money to get their hands on a cryptid that no one’s heard of before! I know a group that can do all the work and we’ll still get most of the cash when this thing sells.”

Trender scoffs. “Well this certainly doesn’t inspire me to use this place as a supplier.” Only to lean away from a quick swipe to his face from the farmhand’s deadly claws. The second swipe is faster and more coordinated so Trender teleports a few feet behind himself to avoid damage and notices...a slight breeze...on his arm?

Ignoring the snarling farmhand, Trender looks down at his arm to see the sleeve of his jacket, as well as the shirt underneath, sliced open.

The farmhand raises a clawed hand as he rushes at his distracted opponent, until he’s finally close enough...

...to hear Trender say “That was vintage!”

The anomaly watches on in fearful confusion at the brutal and one-sided fight happening only feet away. As what’s left of the farmhand falls to the floor the anomaly watches as the faceless stranger carefully removes the torn jacket to sadly gaze at both the rip on the arm and the rips in the back where the anomaly had witnessed tendrils emerge and disappear.

The stranger sighs and throws the jacket across his arm. He moves across the room to reach his discarded phone and the anomaly, thinking the stranger distracted, begins easing it’s way to the exit.

“You stay right where you are.”

The anomaly freezes and chances a glance at the stranger. He’s inspecting his phone and doesn’t turn to look at the anomaly until after he brings the phone to where he ears should be.

“I hope you’re happy,” the stranger says “I could have let you be sold on the black market and avoided all of this.”

Splendorman

Splendorman doesn’t really run in the right circles to come across a black market plan to kidnap and sell an anomaly living out in the wilderness. Even if he did, he’ll just report it to the authorities and have them deal with it.

If something like Trender’s situation happened he would merely teleport the anomaly away to safety and make the appropriate calls to the right people.

However, if there is a plot to harm the anomaly and Splendorman knows then he would offer to house the anomaly (”and your human friends too if you like!”) in his meadow/forest (”and you’ll have full access to the house too, of course!”) until the persons responsible are captured.

It would be a lovely experience for the anomaly and its human friends. All their needs will be met and they won’t have to lift a finger. In addition, they will be supplied with ample comforts, including the best treats cryptid society has to offer; all handmade by Splendor himself.

The anomaly is almost sad when Splendor reports that they are safe to return home. As Splendor teleports the anomaly to its wilderness home in one final trip to deliver his houseguests pack home, he places a careful hand on the anomaly’s shoulder.

“You and your friends are always welcome to visit.” He says softly.

He raises a hand in a small wave and smiles before disappearing.

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Thanks for the ask!

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muttlyparasitic · 5 months

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Heavily requested Splendorman fanart ✨️

#creepypasta #slenderverse #splendorman #splendorman art #splendorman the silly #slenderbrother headcanons #slender brothers #slenderverse art

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creepypasta65 · 1 year

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Can you do some slenderman hcs?

Thanks for the request :)

Slenderman Headcanons:

Slender has multiple types of ties and usually wears a new one every day.

Tired dad.

All the creeps and his proxies often exhausted him; he deals with Jeff's bs all the time, Toby and Masky fighting, and more.

His back hurts, often due to being stiff and having good posture 24/7. Sometimes when he sees himself slouching, he immediately fixes his posture.

He lives in his office, and he is never seen out of the office unless there's a celebration like someone's birthday, or a holiday, or his proxies are in trouble.

Sometimes when he's too stressed out, he goes on a trip and usually leaves Masky in charge. When he returns, he sometimes brings a new proxy.

He has a good relationship with his brothers, Splendorman and Trenderman. And he has a bad relationship with Offenderman due to obvious reasons and will not let him step inside the mansion.

He loves his proxies since they do his dirty work, and he cares for them deeply even though he's harsh and strict. He will not trade them for anything or give them to Zalgo.

Have a nice day or night :)

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the-s1lly-corner · 4 months

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Creepypastas comforting the reader

except some of them arent particularly good at it + as per usual jeff ben and toby are written as platonic everyone else can be seen as either or writing a silly little thing before i tackle in on requests, falling into the same vibe as the "hugging/kissing creepypasta characters" post from last week since i do enjoy rating these lads on thing ehehehe obligatory "these style of posts go over my personal character limit but since this is writing for the admin he bends the rules a bit" anyways uhuh totally dont give me ideas for these eheheh winks

SLENDERMAN:

not much of a talker in general, and i think that remains true in scenario where you're upset/crying. but he does make it clear that hes here for you... just... in a general sense. you know? refuses to leave you alone unless you directly ask him that you need space; more so watches out of concern rather than his usual curiosity. i think he would make you a warm drink and let you vent to him. more of a logical approach than an emotional one; better at giving solutions rather than giving comfort.. though i like to think that his tentacles will pull you close if you want to lean into him, will let you cry into his shoulder with no judgement. 6/10 low score simply because sometimes one needs comfort in the moment instead of solutions, you know?

SPLENDORMAN:

i think hes the opposite of slenderman. hes all emotions first, logic later. if he already knows you comfortable with it, i think he would come in and scoop you up in a hug.. hell he might even cry with you, or do the equivalent of it (admin is still on the fence of whether or not he has eyes or not! torn between them being actual eyes or markings) will make you your favorite snacks and drinks, all the while letting you cry and vent to him. gets mad on your behalf if someone had done you wrong, does not make your feelings feel small or invalidated. if he could he would confront the person who treated you unfairly.... and in fact he might, who would ever believe the person that they came face to face with a ten foot tall monster? though... this can lead to him being a little quick to make choices that might have big impacts... 7/10 love this man need to write more for him and develop my hcs

EYELESS JACK:

you know now that i think about it, given how much i write for EJ, i swear ive done a similar prompt at some point. regardless of it i did and if my hcs are the same, im going to go ahead and drop my hcs. i think hes very similar to slenderman in terms that hes more of a solutions > emotion person.. though i do think hes more likely to join you in any shit talking if someone did you dirty... do i think he would target that person next when hes going to go 'hunting'? no... unless the person did something truly awful and unforgivable, then he would definitely consider it.. probably wont go through with a harvest, though.. but thats it whole other thing. more of a talker than slenderman, so at least he has that going for him. lets you sleep in his bed if youre venting to him in his cabin 7/10 one point higher than slenderman simply because he talks more n stuff

LAUGHING JACK:

im gonna be so real i think he can go either way if hes going to be good at comforting you. on one hand hes too silly and might not take it too seriously; or he might try to make you laugh.. which COULD work but other times makes it look like he doesnt care about your feelings. on the other hand i think he can give some solid adivce, but thats only based on the fact that i love it when unhinged hyper characters suddenly drop the most valuable info. shrugs. i mean if you need a distraction, i think lj is your man to go to ! he was literally made to entertain so i dont think its going to be too hard for him to take your mind elsewhere. i think he would offer to cook you something but i also think hed probably be banned from the kitchen because he cant cook for shit. has probably set water on fire somehow level shit. so instead you guys just sit together talking... mostly its him leading the conversation, though. doesnt leave you be until you at least give him a smile... 6.5/10 only because i dont know how to rate him here

MASKY/TIM:

oh not at all emotional. well no thats a lie but hes not very emotive. thats the more correct word. look if we're talking about masky, hes probably going to be really bad at comforting you unless your means to be comforted involves being watched... though i do think he would fall into the act of service hole.. does all the chores and such for you so you dont have to worry yourself about cleaning a pan thats been in the sink for two days now. tries his hand at cooking, but i dont think masky is the best cook.. TIM on the other hand.. but we'll get into that in a minute. probably ends in you guys ordering something but hey its the thought that counts. if someone made you upset you notice over the course of the next few weeks that person starts outright avoiding you and overall seems anxious. weird. probably unrelated! 7/10 only because im badly overworked irl and the idea of someone taking charge sounds like a dream

tim i think would be similar, but hes more expressive for you... will cook for you but if your favorite food happens to be really specific or something else, hes probably going to run out and get it. torn on whether or not he would tell you before he goes, or if he sticks to keeping it a surprise.. i think he would tell you just so it doesnt feel like hes abandoning you when youre down..! not much to be said here other than him being supportive 8/10 i would KILL for some white cheddar popcorn rn

HOODIE/BRIAN:

i think he would put you to bed. actually i think both of them would but to keep things clear im still going to divide this like masky/tims. i think hoodie is going to keep you in bed, even if youre not particularly tired. dont bother trying to fight him on it, hes only allowing you to get up for the bathroom. let him take care of things! very similar to masky, picks up on a lot of the chores. i think he can cook, though, definitely better than masky but i dont think hes like. top tier. likes making you little snacks, or food thats generally deemed as comforting (mac and cheese, cornbread, ect). doesnt talk (sign) much but will occasionally sign to you asking how you're feeling 7.5/10 love this man, so mad kid me used to sleep on hoodie

very similar, but an even better cook than hoodie so be prepared to eat good. communicates with you more than hoodie and makes small talk while cooking. i think he would keep the chat lighthearted and on a different topic rather than tackling your feelings, unless you express that you want to vent then hes all ears! not because he doesnt care more so because he doesnt want to seem prying or nosey and wants to give you the choice yourself. sometimes makes jokes about stuff in order to try to get you to smile. feels victorious when he succeeds 8/10 mad i slept on him too

TICCI TOBY:

i think he might actually be TOO strong and in your face when asking you what happened. only one who outwardly offers to krill someone if someone were to make you upset. but thats just because i think toby can occasionally get protective of you. i mean youre one of his best friends (only friends) and here you are upset! if you dont want him to do anything hes going to try to contain himself. he strikes me at the type to retreat to the roof and look up at the stars... i think he would offer to do that with you; but if youre too scared to climb then he can lay out a blanket for you so you guys can go sit on the grass! surprisingly a very good listener, though very emotionally driven and reacts a lot when you tell him the details of your day.. but its nice, i think, reassures you that hes is in fact listening.. 7/10 gives off brother vibes

JEFF THE KILLER:

ohhoho so this is an interesting one, because i like the idea of jeff still acting like an older brother every now and then even after everything. but he also has that attitude of "i dont care about anyone around me and im better than everyone".. more of an actions than words guy. he wont really say it.. you know? one of those "if he actually didnt care then he would bother giving you the time of day, much less break into your house at night with his arms full of your favorite snacks and drinks". good luck trying to vent to him though, i think its rare that he lets anyone vent to him since he also holds the "ew yucky feelings" thing ben has.. though once in a blue moon i think he would let you and give some decent advice... though every now and then that advice involves punching someone 6/10 is fair i think...

BEN DROWNED:

kind of reminds me of how younger siblings will give their older siblings know they like. kind of like the "my brother saw me crying and asked me what my favorite color is... he gave me things in that color" post/image going around that i cannot for the life of me find but i know it exists because it made me cry. i think its like that. except since hes in your phone he already knows what your interests are.. probably pulls up what your comforts and likes are in an attempt to cheer you up. i dont think he would bluntly speak with you about your feelings, but thats just because he thinks heart to hearts are yucky and cringe/lh. uses videos, art, stuff like that. ehehe silly phone ghost 7/10 because as simple as it is, if someone tossed my cc at me i would feel at least a little better for a moment and its the action itself you know?

PUPPETEER:

i thin hes similar to jeff in regard that he tries to play things off but deep down he does care, and that tends to show more through his actions... though i personally think if you were to actually cry then he might lose it a bit, because who DARE? i gotta admit, im still trying to figure out how i want to write pup and what hcs to give him, but i think.. this is an okay take.. might 'confront' anyone who made you upset, with or without your approval which might make some issues between the two of you.. more ready to let you vent to him though, might slip out some mean insults and words about whatever's got you upset regardless of its a person, chance, or object 7/10

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