Rewatching Long-Distance Call
Welcome to “Pack Your Panties, We’re Going to Ohio: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s3e14: Long-Distance Call.
People in a town in Ohio are getting phone calls and IMs from the dead. Always someone who was very close to them and whose return they long for. The catch? Eventually the phone calls end in their gruesome deaths. The boys are on the case, but when Dean receives a call from John, he goes off the deep end—juuuust a little. Sam saves the day, but it’s clear Sam and Dean are both getting desperate and emotions are high as the clock ticks down for Dean.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
(omg only three eps till Cas!)
Mace:
(OHMYGOD YAYYYY)
Lor:
tsk, pull your collar down in the back over your tie, dude
Mace:
snork
Lor:
1 demerit
Mace:
harsh!
Lor:
I don't make the rules!
Mace:
SNORK!
Lor:
it's all right he's not gonna live long enough to care about his demerits
Mace:
that’s very true
CREEPY
Lor:
YEP
Mace:
EW the blood splatter sound
Lor:
haaaahahahahah the splatter on the phone
LOL
Mace:
prolly brain splatter too
Lor:
LOL our different reactions
Mace:
YAS
“pack your panties, Sam"
Lor:
"no we were actually talking about our feelings"
YOU COULD USE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS, BOY
Mace:
you KNOW you have a favorite boy band, Dean
YES
Lor:
he DOES
he absolutely does
(it's the Backstreet Boys)
Mace:
of course it is
BOYS. SO FRAUGHT
Lor:
"you really wanna talk about who’s keeping secrets from who?" oooooh FRAUGHT
LOL
Mace:
YAS, SAMMY, COME TO OHIO
Lor:
"guess I"m going to ohio" SASSY
YAAAAAS
oooo I LOVE it when they communicate without talking like that
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"a capital offense" and Sam's clearing his throat
Mace:
HAHAHA
my god, Sammy looks good in that suit
that checked shirt, his hair
Lor:
he DOES
Dean wants a lunch
OMG I love him
Mace:
YAS
omg lookit THOSE suits
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
“worth every penny”
DEAN WINCHESTER
Lor:
oh Dean
Mace:
OMG THEIR STERN FACES
Lor:
mrrrrrg Dean all stern voice
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
AND THEN THE SMUG SMILE
Mace:
YASYASYAS
Lor:
excuse, am ded
Mace:
SAME
I think this is my favorite phase of Sammy hair
Lor:
it IS good
"cause I was sort of busy"
OMG Dean's smile
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I WISH people from the phone company dressed like that
Mace:
HA
Lor:
THAT ISN'T A CHEAP SUIT
Mace:
seriously, Sammy is KILLING ME right now
DIMPLES
Lor:
the collar with NO BUTTONS
the HINT of ridiculous sideburns but they aren't ridiculous YET
Mace:
YES
the little flippity curls in the back of his hair
Lor:
YAAAAS
nrrrrrg now it's UNBUTTONED
Mace:
DEEEEDDDDD
Lor:
omg the girl walking past him who gives him the look
Mace:
YES
Lor:
oh DEAN
Mace:
oh DEAN NO
HAHAHA
Lor:
you KNOW it's not your dad, honey
come ON
"like OPRAH"
Mace:
SNORK!
poor tiger he’s SHOOK
Lor:
HE IS
okay, Sam, you need to swaddle your brother in a soft blankie and lock him in a room. he is not okay to do this case right now
Mace:
RIGHT?!
(I’ve been to Milan, OH)
omg the EYEBROWS
Lor:
(woot! did you go to the museum?)
YES
Mace:
no
but they have edison signs all over
Lor:
"what's with the quotey fingers?"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
"we're walking and we're not touching that" OMG she's hilarious but I would have to smack her in real life
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"the moldy are calling the freshies" omg
Mace:
SNORK
oh Dean, sitting up waiting for the call
Lor:
RIGHT?
"do what?" omg his voice
Mace:
“you’re my boy, I love you” aaaand it’s definitely not him
Lor:
he said he loves you Dean, you KNOW THAT'S NOT HIM
HAAHAHAAHHAHA YES
this is SUCH a creepy concept
Mace:
IT IS
Lor:
"my ass is too sweet to let out of sight" DEAN
Mace:
he’s…not wrong
Lor:
TRUE
omg the way Sam is trying to be patient and Dean is going off
Mace:
Dean, eat a piece of cheese, dude
YES
Lor:
LOL
they both need hugs
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
"maybe that's all I got okay?"
Mace:
oh DEAN
Lor:
"please don't go anywhere until I get back
sam I TOLD you to swaddle him. he's just gonna flail and cry and take off now
Mace:
they never listen to us
Lor:
nope
silly boys
Mace:
um, what little kid would just matter-of-factly answer that play phone?
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
I would have pooped my little pants
Lor:
YEP
though I like the parallel of the little boy answering the phone that's his mom and then immediately Dean answering the phone that's his dad
Mace:
oooh YES
Lor:
Dean can't stop being a little boy here
Mace:
NOPE
Lor:
"is that a sandwich?"
Mace:
“is that a sandwich"
HAHAHA
Lor:
"this is herman munster" HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
omg stop hitting Sammy in the head
Mace:
Ope, Sammy and the head concussions
HAHAHA
Lor:
LOLOLOLOLOL
poor Stewie
Mace:
ew
Lor:
oooooh boy
Mace:
yeah
this is just cruel
Lor:
(I assume Dean is at the dude's house. i don't remember)
Mace:
(yep)
Lor:
omg moving his hair with the knife
Mace:
YES
Lor:
omg that move with the gun
Mace:
YES
SO COMPETENT
Lor:
YAAAAAS
and hot
Mace:
EWEWEWEWEWEW
Lor:
and hotly competent
Mace:
YES
Lor:
GROOOOOSS
SEE that impaling I believe would kill someone
UNLIKE SOME
Mace:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA
oh that Dean LOOK
poor kitten
Lor:
RIGHT?
HOW DID HE GET OUT OF THAT ONE?
"i see they improved your face" "right back atcha"
Mace:
BOYS
Lor:
"i gave you a hell of a time on this one" oh DEAN
Mace:
DEAN
Lor:
"I'm scared, Sam. I'm really scared" "I know" GAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T
Mace:
ME NEITHER
Lor:
"and me"
GAAAAAH
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"that's what you come back with? and me?" "you want a poem?"
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
drinking together in the motel room sigh
Mace:
THESE TWO
Lor:
holds them
Mace:
YES
Lor:
our poor boys
Mace:
INDEED
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