#spock lemon

[somedudewithantlers]

the most damning piece of evidence for spock & kirk being soulmates is that they are BOTH in The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. Even in the world’s lawless crossover they have found each other and are fighting side by side to kick Chuck Norris’s ass. In this essay i will

#spirk #lemon demon #spock & kirk #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #spock #james t kirk

[sufferthesea]

every single character i blog about is autistic btw i don’t make the rules

#actually autistic #autism #autistic #tangerine bullet train #benji dunn #gary king #francis dolarhyde #will graham #hannibal lecter #spock #lemon bullet train #hoban washburne #harry vanderspeigle #wednesday addams #akimi.txt #akimi 4444 #feel free to tag/add your own

[ultimate-polldown-bracket]

This is the ultimate showdown, of Ultimate Destiny

Inspired by polls like @pigtailpoll, @worst-teenager-competition, @kingarthurtournament, @topdisease, and @i-lived-bitch-beatdown! Welcome to the goofy tumblr poll version of the early internet classic!

How will this work?

No submissions phase, because the competitors are outlined already. If you count the good guys, bad guys and explosions, the song rounds out to an easy 32.

Aaron Carter has been removed out of respect.

images used are just the first jpgs/pngs I could find on google.

The bracket will be seeded in name order, so Godzilla will go up against Mr Rodgers, Batman will go up against Hulk Hogan, ect.

Bill & Ted are competing as one entrant (it's too cruel to separate them) and Gandalf is competing as two (it's funnier)

Rounds last one week, bracket starts later today (29/5/23)

propaganda allowed and encouraged- submit through ask box or tagging the blog.

Everybody have fun!

#tumblr bracket #lemon demon #batman #power rangers #mr rodgers #spock #the rock #doc oc #hulk hogan #Youtube

[firstofficerkittycat]

dont fink its workibg

#asks #eated a lemons #dissociative spock

[ask-fandroid-unofficial]

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere, landing fast, and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, civilians looking in a total aw.

The battle raged on for a century, many lives were claimed but eventually. The champion stood, the rest saw the better; Mr Rodgers in a blood-stained sweater.

#Lemon Demon reference #if you think i'm talking about fnf leave now #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White #And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight #And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie #And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie #Robocop #The Terminator #Captain Kirk #and Darth Vader #Lo-pan #Superman #every single Power Ranger #Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan #Spock #The Rock #Doc Ock #and Hulk Hogan

[leohtttbriar]

i fucking love him

#spock #star trek #jim looking like he's actually sucking on a lemon lol #1.16

[simptasia]

leonard nimoy and zachary quinto are such slender things and then theres ethan peck who could open a door tits first

#nope. still not over how damn curvaceous the current flavour of spock is #zach obvs had more on him than leonard had but i'd still classify his spock as slender... lithe... #and here comes ethan and that nepo baby is JUICY #something something changing of beauty standards #but its hard to form a critical thought. when i have been reduced to the IQ of a lemon

[matrivers]

The day that “The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” fails to make me smile is the day i die

#mat rambles #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #lemon demon #and galdalf the great and gandalf the white #and monty python and the holy grail’s black night #and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and #cowboy curtis and jambi the genie #robocop the terminator #captain kirk and dark vader #lo pan superman #every single power ranger #bill s preston and theodore logan #spock the rock doc oc and hulk hogan #tw death #cw death

[butterbeeeggs]

I think its important I share this masterpiece from the AI Dall-E Mini.

 Titled “Spock Eating A Lemon”

Try the AI out for yourself! https://huggingface.co/spaces/dalle-mini/dalle-mini

#star-trek #spock #ai #dall-e mini #lemon

[seven-coordinated-moths]

Spock eats a lil lemon candy :)

#startrek #fanart #startrek tos #tos #tos spock #tos kirk #spirk #tos spirk

[to-trek-or-not-to-trek]

Uhura: I'm bringing everyone coffee before the 7 am meeting tomorrow, what do you all want?

McCoy: Iced cold brew, black as my soul, and as big as you can make it.

Kirk: Hmmmmm... something with as much sugar and caffeine as you can physically cram into it.

Spock, visibly disgusted: Chai latte, and perhaps the captain should forgo beverages entirely in favor of a stimulant?

Sulu and Chekov, chanting: Lemon loAF leMON LOaf lemon loaffFFfFff

Scotty: Er, could you just fill a coffee mug with scotch?

Uhura, sighing: No one on this crew is okay

#star trek #star trek incorrect quotes #star trek tos #uhura #kirk #mccoy #spock #chekov #sulu #scotty

[squidthesquidd]

Do you have any favourite headcanons about Nightshade?

(I feel like them being autistic is a pretty common headcanon, so I’m curious if you have any thoughts on that as well)

YEAYEYWYEYYSUSY OH MY GOD YES WE HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS ABT THEM !!!!! get ready for a fuckn infodump (also sosoos many of these are just us projecting)

warning: i sound like an insane person

okay so YES !!! nightshade is absolutely autistic. and they are stimming constantly. they stim vocally a lot, and a lot of the time its just bird sounds, but sometimes it'll just start screaming lmao. it also likes to rock back and forth a lot!! definitely a verrrry common one.

Also if youve seen how we draw nightshade you might've noticed that we draw xem with little wings in root mode! they also flap those to stim :]

also they love slime!!! this is verry much just me projecting but i like to think xey love slime and they have a huge collection of textures <33 its favorite is bingsu!!!

and NEOPRONOUNS as you might've noticed :P. (we have a nightshade alter that uses neos so we are once again, projecting) but anyway, it was hashtag that told nightshade about neos, and they immediately got into it!! they have many and love hoarding them <3 some of xeir favorites are it/xe/that/owl/web/bot/mur

bones!!! vulture culture!!!!! they collect bones. sometimes theyll go out into the forest and search for bones for hours (it has soooo many antlers) and if web finds a dead animal, web'll take it back with them to clean it out webselves :]

They also have intrusive thoughts. yeah less fun headcanon time. they can be very vivid and very graphic, and its caused nightshade to have panic attacks a few times. i hc that bumblebee also used to have them, so bees helped xem through some of the bad ones <3

also xey have severe emetophobia. yeah i know, a bit of a weird one. if someones sick, they will be avoiding that person like the plague. whenever it watches a movie with the family, it'll always check if there are emeto scenes so it knows when to look away or leave (shout out to doesthedogdie.com i fucking love that website!!!!)

this post cus i think about it a lot

and general terran hc! i headcanon that all the terrans can eat human food :D although nightshade specifically has a difficult time eating (the tism) and xey'll only eat things like noodles or very processed food. murs a huge ramen lover 😎

MINECRAFT. you cannot look at nightshade and tell me they dont love minecraft!! xey have a survival world going where xeyre completely decked out in netherite, have a hundred redstone machines scattered all over the place, and just so many huge projects going on. mur started a multi player world and got all murs siblings to join. most chaotic world ever

and now im thinking abt owls, so. they have night vision, because of course. and it also sleeps in a nest (terrans can sleep hc jumpscare) its just a pile of a fuck ton of pillows and blankets and if you touch it xey WILL bite you

also it has a very strong prey drive. if they see anything particularly small moving around on the floor they are fucking jumping it. its like xeyre the maltos mouser lmao. no small animal that shows up in the malto home is safe

oh and as for music !!! big fan of the big neurodivergent three lmao. lemon demon, will wood, tally hall. that stuff yknow? (yes im projecting) also heres a playlist that our nightshade alter made that is 100% what we hc source nightshade to listen to !!!!

LOVES STAR TREK !!!! you CANNOT convince me they wouldn’t. big fan of the non-human bridge officers <3 Spock, Data, Saru (and also big Odo fan) webs favorite is probably next gen :] also i 100% percent believe it was Alex that introduced xem to it. i look at alex and see a star trek liker. i will not be taking criticism

oh and now heres a weird one. when nightshade was a protoform, they were always very… squinty? i dunno, its just something we noticed. like why are you squinting baby, can you not see? and then when xey got their altmode, suddenly xeir eyes were much wider! and i like to think that they did actually have bad eyesight as a protoform! and becoming an owl greatly improved it :]

also they cant see glass in their alt mode <3 hashtag has a compilation of mur crashing into windows

and about the episode "missed connection", we aren't actually told how long nightshade was helping tarantulas, and while most interpret it as just one day, i like to think it actually took about a week at least or even longer. i dont really know why i hc this, but maybe its cus i need nightshade and tarantulas to be besties or i'll die

okay thats it for now <3 i definitely have more headcanons so i might make a second post abt em later

#asky #transformers #transformers earthspark #tf #tfes #tfe #earthspark #tfes nightshade #tf nightshade #tfe nightshade #earthspark nightshade #transformers nightshade #nightshade #nightshade malto #nightshade earthspark #headcanon #headcannon #maccadam

[firstofficerkittycat]

Spock having a severe panic attack doubled over on the floor like i do not mean to alarm anyone this is indeed most inconvenient Kirk immediately jumping out his seat to go hold him Uhura replicating a lemon and handing it to him like "bite this it helps" Spock slowly and quietly eating the entire lemon as everyone including Bones whose come up from sick bay to give him his hypo watches on in horror and then clearing his throat and calmly saying he doesn't think it's working

#like not in a vulcans r used to sour food way but in a dissociated to fuck way i think thats funnier #spock #uhura #leonard bones mccoy #k/s #spirk #dissociative spock #shitposting #concept

[ashmouthbooks]

Inside The River by yeaka

The second of three bindings for Annamon (ABT Fanbinding) for the 2022 @renegadepublishing binding exchange! This is Kirk/Spock arranged marriage fic, where they’re sent to a tropical planet for their honeymoon and have to get to know each other while solving a mystery…

Squareback A5 HB bound in yellow dubletta bookcloth with Mediterranean lemon endpapers and a title painted on the spine in green metallic fabric paint. I wanted to lean into the soft summery honeymoon vibe with this and I’m really happy with how it came out! The typesetting is crisper in comparison, I used a vey modem looking typeface for the body and two different Star Trek fonts for the chapter titles and the running headers/footers, for a sleek Star Trek-esque look.

#bookbinding #fanbinding #Star Trek #spirk #kirkxspock #my bindings #2022 renegade exchange

[dduane]

Are all your Trek books standalone stories? Do they take place at a particular point in the series timeline?

Also, I want to thank you for your hiccup cure, which I have used for years and works EVERY time. Unfortunately, I have to report that the Law of Necessitative Anxiety ALSO holds true- recently a customer came into my bar and asked me for some lemon juice to cure his hiccups. I excitedly explained that actually, sugar is more likely to cure the most common kind of hiccups. I convinced him to try it, and then it didn’t work! I didn’t feel like I had enough credibility after that to get him to try the salt. Maybe some people are more prone to alkalosis :(

Re the Trek books: four of them (The Wounded Sky, Spock's World, Doctor's Orders and Intellivore) are standalones. The remaining five (My Enemy, My Ally, The Romulan Way, Swordhunt. Honor Blade and The Empty Chair) are a series.

Regarding the hiccup cure: I'm glad you've had good results with it. It's a solid strategy. And yeah, some people just seem more prone to alkalosis, and there's not a damn thing we can do about it except to try and try to get them to have the sugar first, and then the salt (assuming it sorts with their own physical needs). (sigh) As the saying says, "We pays our money and we take our chances." :)

#hiccups #Star Trek novels

[red-cicada]

I've been feeling like shit this whole week :( I might not be able to get my weekly spock in this time.

I've been eating nothing but soup, and I've got 5 paper cuts on my hands, and I need lemon for all my soup. It is but a curse on me. Something doesn't want me to draw spock or have my lemony soup in peace.

#soups my comfort soup so thats why ive been eating it so much. #ive also got a few hangnails #i miss spock #ill still try to do my daily spock sketches at least #but idk about doing a full drawing :( #i blame it on the ghost in my house