really big fan of jesper being this smooth talking flirt the entire show until it comes time to ask wylan on a date and he’s just “erm… you could…come with me if you want… idk u don’t have to though… just saying”
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I can’t properly explain how much I NEED Kit to whisper the line “I can read to him” to Jan Van Eck in the spin-off.
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broke: kaz hired wylan in s2 as a long con so he could use him against van eck in the future
woke: kaz hired wylan in s2 because he was mad that the meet cute he arranged for his bestie just turned into a one night stand so he’s giving them a second chance
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The old answers came easily to mind. Money. Vengeance. Jordie’s voice in my head silenced forever. But a different reply roared to life inside him, loud, insistent, and unwelcome. You, Inej. You.
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Six of Crows Matthias: He would not shoot an unarmed man. He had not yet sunk so low
Crooked Kingdom Matthias: I am unarmed
I’m gonna go cry for eternity see you later
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Kaz Brekker: *gets his girl a ship so she can hunt slavers, finds her lost parents for her and let's her hold his hand*
Inej: (probably internally panicking) what do I get him what do I get him i know *promptly terrorizes Pekka Rollins so badly he moves to the other side of the world and gifts his son a toy crow* perfect
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We deserved more scenes between Jesper and Nina after she found out that he’s Grisha. It’s canon that she bothers him a few times about training and going to Ravka, but it’s my personal headcanon that she’s low key aggravated that he has never trained at all, REFUSES to become classically trained, yet manages to be so good with his power.
Like this post epitomizes what I’m talking about:
Nina who is absolutely flummoxed, bewildered, and pissed that Jesper has never trained a day in his life and is just winging it and yet somehow isn’t dying from avoiding his powers?
She comes back to Ketterdam from Fjerda, expecting to find that Jesper has gotten a real tutor, and instead she finds him using his powers in the most insane ways.
“What do you MEAN you’ve started fabrikating objects you can’t see?! You can’t even bend a kitchen knife yet!”
She badgers Wylan about it, but he insists he’s tried to get Jesper a proper tutor, but every one that he invites over leaves cursing about Jesper’s unorthodox methods and inability to follow directions. Kaz personally finds it hilarious, and Jesper is far too pleased with himself for that.
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