When I was running the vampire night club I may have got a little bit too much into the old, uh, liquor blood. And then one night, I got so shit off my faced...that I sat on my dolly and I minced her legs with my wagon...
What We Do In The Shadows
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Nandor said if anyone touches guillermo I will kill everyone in this room and then myself
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and, yes, if anyone was wondering—my rayllum-in-katolis loving ass is having an excellent time right now
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Chenford going from:
"do you want to come in?"
"I shouldn't... [but I will]"
in 5x01 when they thought it would be the only chance they would ever get to have each other in an intimate way, and if they didn't hurry up and take that chance, it would be gone forever.
To:
"Let's take this slow. We shouldn't jump into bed right away just because we know each other so well"
"Yeah, I agree"
in 5x10 when they knew they didn't need to rush anymore because they could have a real relationship. They would have a million chances to have each other in so many ways, and they don't need to try and steal moments under the guise of friendship and undercover work anymore.
Is one of the best things the show has ever done
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Being a vampire is no different than being a human. We're all just doing what it takes to survive. We go on about our day. Blend in. Act like everyone else. But the truth is...we're all just hiding in plain sight.
What We Do In The Shadows
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