#spoilers for jetwolf

[docholligay]

JETTY IS SLEEPING WORKING POST FRIENDAVERSARY GIFTS.

@elleskinner-justart did this commission for me, for Jetty’s friendaversary gift! It is four of her favorite friendships: Xena and Gabrielle, Kitty and Seth, Rei and Usagi, Pharah and Tracer, and in the center, us! Elle did such a good job capturing not only the literal physical qualities but also the essence of each pairing and I love this just SO goddamn much. The little splash coming out of Tracer’s mug! Seth’s grumbling frown! Jetty’s horror as I drag  her on yet another adventure!

I am getting this put on a mug for her little tea station at work, but also a desk mat because why not.

#Doc watches Gravity Falls #spoilers for jetwolf

[thoughtfulfangirling]

[big spoils] I always kind of wonder when I watch Tutu why they play the memory game in the first episode wirh Ahiru and do the is she/isn't she a duck to not keep it a secret or a question in that same way beyond a single episode. But from the POV of Tutu as a story about breaking out of the roles the stories we're raised with teach us to embody, I think we can sometimes quite literally forget who we were before we tried to be the part.

Each of our main characters have a version of this. Fakir thinks of himself as the reincarnation, believing there's a whole life he doesn't know but must live up to, so he consciously gives up himself. Rue gives up her memories as part of a plot to play her role, but I feel she does it more to escape it so when it comes back she feels it's inevitable, her destiny. Her role is villain but she dreams of being the princess (or so how she conceprualizes it when really it's not even so much princess as worthy of love and loved). And the whole plot revolves around bringing Mytho back to himself, who seems to often have no awareness of what he gave up. And sure when the story ends he is still prince but in his world prince means to love all equally (he gave up his heart to save the world instead of keep it and risk it for love of himself or another afterall) but what he chooses to do moving forward is not what was scripted to him.

So it does actually feel like a nod to 'the players of this story have an idea of who they are but things may not be so clear' played out literally by Ahiru in the first episode as she tries to figure out what is dream, what is real, and what that which is real says about her. I love that that answer is not one thing is dream, one part is identity, but all mushed together. She is a duck that is a girl who is destined to play the role of the tragic princess but also a quirky person just wanting to make the world a little better for those she cares about.

#princess tutu #princess tutu spoilers #Ptt spoilers #spoilers for jetwolf #spoilers for jet #spoilers for doc #spoilers for Docholligay #thinky thoughts #tf watches princess tutu

[azuresquirrel]

@docholligay watching the Utena finale and having EMOTIONS about it on my day of birth:

#REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA PLAYS THE LONG GAME AND SO DO I #not that I conspired this to happen on this exact date but PALS the stars aligned in my favor #I'm feeling gay emotions in this Chili's tonight #spoilers for jetwolf

[moonwhing]

youre the only person i know up to date on crtical role so... did something happen?? ive been seeing a bunch of drama recently

The show had their first character death in campaign 2. The drama (that I’ve stayed out of, so I might’ve missed a few things) seems to be a clash of how everyone is dealing with their grief, for good and bad. Lots of back and forth about how this should be as a show vs a game, people who were just really really attached to the character and are having a rough time dealing with how quick the whole thing was… It’s all over the place, as something this emotional usually is. A lot of stuff has been aimed at the cast too, from the bits I see on twitter.

Death is hard in all forms and I hope everyone finds a way to take care of themselves.

#critical role spoilers #just to be safe since I know not everyone is caught up #Anonymous #ask the Moon #spoilers for jetwolf

[crunchbuttsteak]

Actual reasons people used time travel in Star Trek:

Answering the question “did Gul Dukat bang my mom?”

#star trek #ds9 #ds9 spoilers #spoilers for jetwolf

[qtplatypus]

I was rewatching one of my favourate anime in preparation for something that will happen in October. Magical Lyrical Nanoha girl continues to be good.

New things I noticed was that every boy of Nanoha’s age has a bit of a crush on Nanoha. ( Not that any boy has a chance with Nanoha ).

Yuno is really concerned about Nanoha’s work life balance. Luna has to harass Usagi to do anything, Yuno is constantly telling Nanoha not to work so hard and take breaks.

#spoilers for jetwolf #magical girl lyrical nanoha

[trevdawggg]

Well, my problematic love Twin Peaks has ended (to use that term loosely). Slightly more conclusive than its "first" series finale. I thought it was thematically brilliant. Despite his very real shortcomings, David Lynch's rejection of conventional structures--both narrative and thematic--just...does it for me so well. It just does it. Man I can't even.

But I did not expect to be reminded of Takeuchi Naoko's ending to the Sailor Moon manga lol. They both seem to share a message about how there is no ultimate "winner" in good vs evil because these things don't exist in absolutes among humans (or AT ALL in reality). You can literally waste your life trying to guarantee absolute victory for one side, or you can just BE, just live your life following your moral compass and be happy and sad and everything in between and without until you die 🤷🏻‍♂️

#twin peaks #sailor moon #spoilers for jetwolf #kinda? the sm part obvi #of course naokos execution sucks #so that message didn't hold much weight if any #given the context of the larger work

[tiptoe39]

A very nice anonymous person had some nice things to say to me that made me cover my mouth with my hand and blush. But more importantly, this very nice anon asked me if I thought Lardo and Nursey watched Steven Universe.

Lardo not only watches it but she draws amazing fanart of it. The Gems in all kinds of different styles. Pearl and Amethyst as biker chicks. Steven and Greg having an emotional moment. Ruby and Sapphire mid-dance. One Gem in another’s color palette; her conceptions of fusions that haven’t yet been shown. All kinds of things. She also blogs occasionally on her Tumblr about the artistic choices in the show. She’s mad about the color choices.

Nursey also watches, but the only outward sign of it is a single picture of Garnet on his Instagram with the hashtag #goals.

#when fandoms collide #steven universe #su spoilers for jw #jw spoilers #spoilers for jetwolf #tippy headcanons

[keyofjetwolf]

GIFTENING Bonus Rounds

For each category, I included a “bonus round” question. YOU GUYS KILLED IT. I loved all the answers, but listed below are some of my particular favourites.

Haruka Tenoh is trapped in the wrong anime! Which would you have her visit next?

I want her to earth shake Kyubey out of existence, please and thank you

My bride is a mermaid. She can relate. :P

i think she would THRIVE in bodacious space pirates. gay teenage space pirates whose job is to dress up, be Dramatic, and rob the wealthy??? that shit is RIGHT up her alley

Hamtaro

Princess Tutu - where the world is finally as dramatic as her

PGSM (and Michiru is trapped with her, for REASONS)

Pokemon because everyone deserves to be happy

Any moe-style series so hijinks can ensue at her being baffled by everyone's ages

1960's Speed Racer

is is this a captcha or something i missed oh god

Free! so she can be indifferent to all the hot men and slightly uncomfortable because she still can't swim. 

Stick Haruka in a Gundam!

Dump her in Pretear or one of the Precures! It would be hilarious! She's never in the genre she wants to be!

Revolutionary Girl Utena, so she can be offended by misuse of roses.

Initial D, she will out-drive and out-drift all those guys and steal all their girls.

Evangelion. I would feel bad to watch her suffer, but it would be so, so funny for her to be the comparatively most normal person around.

Yakitake Japan! SO SHE CAN HAVE A SNACK OF DELICIOUS RIDICULOUS BREAD BEFORE THE NEXT INTERDIMENSIONAL ANIME STORM WHISKS HER AWAY.

The Holograms or the Misfits? DISCUSS

Holograms

both? both. BOTH IS GOOD

misfits bc Evil Ladies Hot

Steven and the stevens

Misfits.  How dare you make us try to think about anything in our lives.

Both, you mad fool. Those combined songs were the best.

The Misfits, their songs are better

The Misgrams: A group of girls who form a singing telegram start up company, but constantly deliver the telegrams to the wrong people.

kimber & stormer

Neither. Limp Lizards all the way. BROKEN GLASS.

I do not know what these things are

Misfits because guitar motorcycle

The Isle of Misfit Holograms

Holograms is just arguably better

I mean, I’m told the Misfits’ songs are better, but my true answer is the band Kimber and Stormer made in that big gay episode you liveblogged (checks) almost four years ago.

I've no idea what these words mean and I hope this does not make me TOO uncool.

this is about jem, right? right?? im hip i swear

Misfits, because Jasper is a member apparently

I don't know from Jem, but I mean...I certainly prefer holographic material to Glenn Danzig? So I guess there's your answer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Stingers

LIMP LIZARDS FOREVER

Senshi Band

You can make me liveblog a full series of any show you want! You also hate me. What do you have me watch?

Pick a GoT rip-off, any GoT rip-off

The Bachelor?

The Bachelor :(

depends on how much i hate you, but....probably the bachelor. quantity AND lack of quality

Critical role, it would take forever

If I were a horrible person who sought only malice?  Big Bang Theory.  Entire series.

Toddlers and Tiaras

The Mandalorian - Disney would come after you and kill keyofjetwolf just as dead as keyofnik.  We would all be very sad, you would have to go through a second round of restoring things to a new tumblr account, and your organizational heart would weep over adding yet another hosting site out of chronological order.

You are liveblogging Eva, and must discuss in full detail Shinji's emotional state at all times.

Hannity & Colmes

The Kardashians. And all of their spin offs. *kisses*

The price is right

the bachelor

Probably something with lots of romance and no friendships. Soap operas are like that, right? My college roommate used to watch General Young Light Restless Hospital of Our Lives (which one had Like and Laura?) And it was torture.

One Piece, because it's over 900 episodes so you could maybe do 10% before you die, also you will hate how the women are treated most of the time.

Fushigi Yuugi. Not only do you hate it but it also comes with you squirming when you admit to watching the whole thing. ;) 

Plus belle la vie. It's an ongoing French soap opera that has been airing five days a week since 2004, they're nearing their 4000th episode and there's no end in sight. Imagine all those hours upon hours submerged in French drama, mwahahaha!!

The Bachelor.  Or the Bachelorette, maybe - more straight dudes in that.

The Young and the Restless - IT IS THE LIVEBLOG THAT NEVER ENDS. IT WOULD OUTLAST THE INTERNET.

The entirety of the Bachelor franchise.

You can only play one game for the rest of your life. Which game would it be and why?

Kingdom Hearts Complete Collection. A) I love them. B) I beat the system and get like 10 games instead of one.

Gemcraft. This game actually takes a lifetime to finish.

Hatoful Boyfriend. It is the best game ever created. Feel it in your heart.

that's a mean question and you can't make me answer it

Pathfinder, which you could play for the rest of your life and still never finish.

Civ VI , so I can rule the world without leaving my house.

I am legitimately perturbed by this question and refuse to answer it.

Pokemon Go. I would have nothing else, but I would catch them all.

The Elder Scrolls Skyrim: I'll never run out of side-quests.

Mass Effect--it's the only way I'll get full completion. 

The dinosaur game on Chrome when the internet doesn't connect because my life is monotonous and it's a welcome relief. 

Stardew Valley. Peaceful farmer life and turning my children into doves when I'm bored with them.

Crabs Adjust Humidity

Oh my! A number of things come to mind, not one of them fit for print. Just, you know...*gestures vaguely* sex shit. 

I can't even stick to the ones I play now.

This is the worst of all possible things and I refuse to answer. 

Monopoly, I hate myself :(

Probably Minecraft! I haven't gotten into it because I know if I start I will NEVER STOP. Who would do things like build a hundred foot tall statue of Mako-chan? A-THAT'D BE ME.

the game. Of LIFE! *shrug emoji*

I don't believe I'll tell you, because I AM a salty little fish and it was HARD to cut that 11th choice off my vote.

Holligay and I are going to be the leads in a new buddy film. What's the premise? How does it end?

Be gay do crimes. Thelma and Louise. Duh. :P

I have no idea but only just surviving disaster is how it ends.

You break down in a small town during a roadtrip- your stay is full of hijinks and ends with you teaching the townsfolk the true meaning of friendship.

Doctor Holligay, Esquire, PhD, renowned Jewish femme of many talents, is assigned one Operative Jet Wolf as her bodyguard on a foreign diplomatic mission/vacation/culinary tour of the world ("same difference, shut up, narrator"). One problem: Operative Wolf needs a bodyguard herself, as the good doctor discovers when in one night her toilet is destroyed ("IT WAS A SECURITY THREAT") and Operative Wolf nearly breaks a leg falling down a small set of stairs ("THEY PUT A CLIFF OUTSIDE THE DOOR"). Worldwide shenanigans ensue as Holligay and Operative Wolf learn the true meaning of friendship, and also how to take care of themselves... by taking care of each other.

I’m not sure about the premise, but DEFINITELY it ends in murder.

Someone posted a major spoiler during one of your liveblogs. The two of you track them down seeking revenge. It turns out it was the original creator of the series trying to stop you. For some reason Holligay is a CGI badger.

It's clearly a buddy cop movie, and like all good buddy cop movies, it ends with Doc almost dying, and you saving her, and slapping her wound in the hospital as the credits roll.

It ends as it began: with Holligay roasting you.

A straight detective and her lesbian partner have to solve the case of the missing cinnamon buns.  It ends with nobody getting the guy OR the girl and you drive off into the sunset together, perps behind bars sans cinnamon buns.

I don't know what it's about but I know it will be the only movie that ever existed. 

Holligay is the lesbian chief of staff to you somehow being elected President and she's basically running the country while you're the charming face of the administration

Nerd and cowgirl meet at a bar, justifyingly murder some gross dude, go on the run from the law and have a life-changing road trip, on the way Nazis are punched

carrying a delicate object through a forest after your helicopter goes down

Thelma and Louise, but instead of dying, your deaths are clearly faked and you live on a ranch in Montana with your respective spouses and animals. One time a cop comes by the restaurant/bar you joint own with Doc and says, "You look familiar." Doc, in perfect lesbian, answers, "Jet's just got that criminal look, on account of how much she'd love to steal my cheesecake recipe. More pie?"

Queer Eye with a Straight Goy. The two of you do the show but in your own special ways.

Doc Holligay is the wild-west no-nonsense sheriff. Jet Wolf is the all-fun cyberpunk cop from the future. They punch nazis and argue about food. It ends as a tv series ala B99.

Your lives are already a buddy film, don’t get greedy.

Hands and socks.  You know how it ends.

See Grumpy Old Men for details.  How does it end?  Badly.

I can't imagine the premise, but I'm pretty sure the planet explodes.

A Coen Bros film. It ends poorly.

Wait? You're not already living this now? 

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Sure. Why not?

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REI HINO!

Rei who? ;)

REI HINOOOOOOOOO

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It's time tooo.... REI! THAT! HINO!

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THE REAL ONE™

obviously

IS NOT A RHINO

In conclusion: Rei Hino

Rei Hino is giving this Giftening finger guns

BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING, SHOW-STOPPING, TALENTED, AMAZING, WONDERFUL

Hot stuff, lights my fire, blazes it regularly. I am out of fire jokes.

PASSION FLAME, SAILOR MARS

These hot feelings are C'EEEEEST LAAAAA VIIIIIIE c'mon rei-chan why aren't you singing along

IS THE BEST (I know who I'm talking to)

Ara!

DID DOCTOR HOLLIGAY PHD NOMINATE THE OPTION OF TALKING ABOUT MICHIRU KAIOH FOR 6 HOURS!!

If Hot Pocket were to plan One Last Heist, what do you think would be his objective? What would be Mina's role in his master plan?

Master Hot Pocket seeks BREAD. His friend and loyal companion, Mina-pup, acts as a distraction, as he has learned the humans are easily distracted by cute. While she does her sworn duty as Best Friend and Cutest Goodest Girl, probably with lolling tongue and glee at all the pets she receives, he picks the locks on the newly childproofed pantry, and Master Howard H. Pocket FEASTS AS NO CAT HAS BEFORE.

Every bag of flour in Montana; Mina runs distraction with her adorable puppy eyes

Open every container, leave none unmarked. Mina is the lookout who greets whoever comes and is completely ineffective at her job.

TAKE ALL THE FLOUR. Do it straight from the source: FlourCo Inc. What does a 10-pound cat do with eighty thousand tons of flour? If you can't figure that out, there's a reason he's the brains of this outfit. Mina would obviously be the bumbling lovable distraction to security or other people.

Bread.  Mina is The Face who provides distraction to the Keepers of the Bread by walking up to them and being herself.  Mina has absolutely no idea that Hot Pocket is using her in this manner because Hot Pocket is that Machiavellian, but Mina is a pocket full of sunshine in canine form and probably would just be happy to help out.

Hot Pocket knows that no mammal of the floor believes in flour anymore. It went away a long time ago. It doesn't exist. But what he also knows is that they're wrong. A lack of opposable thumbs won't hide the truth from him. He'll find the stash, and when he does, he'll stick his paw in it. Mina, with her limited climbing skills, will lick its remains from his claw and prove his discovery. As well as provide a warm place to curl up on for the aftermath of their adventure.

His goal is to sample every edible thing he can get his teeth on. Mina pulls triple duty as step stool, distraction, and scape goat

The Silver Crystal. Mina would play the role of Sailor V.

He is getting ALL THE FLOUR. Mina is a lovable distraction.

Looting all the carbs in the pantry. mina is distraction.

mina's role would be the "dopey" but talented best friend who it looks like HP is going to betray for the sake of the plan but then it all comes together when HP mounts a dramatic rescue. i dunno i'm still in film mode from that last one.

The Holy Bread Locked Within the Cupboard.  Mina would be the distraction, but she'd forget what she was supposed to be distracting from and end up leading you to him.

I am the Void. I am the Night. I am the Darkness with no hope of dawn. The Flour trembles before me in it's bleached fluffiness. It shall not escape my chaos, which will descend upon it like the Terrors of the Deep, claws and teeth and gnashing. It will howl at my claws. It will scream for my teeth, sharp and white, stars in the night of my fur. I shall tend and tear and -- Dammit, Dog-thing! How am I supposed to be terrible and terrifying with you wagging your tail and panting at me!? Oh, you found a good warm sunbeam? I guess I can stalk stuff later. I am the Void. I shall absorb the Sun's light and warmth and bring it into my Darkness where it cannot escape...

I'm new here and don't know all the complex lore of Jetwolf(fairly sure Mina is dog), so I'm going to assume that Hot Pocket is an actual hot pocket and his heist is robbing Fort Knox using Mina as his loyal stead/get away car. Then he explodes a microwave or something.

i lik the bred

Mina as the distraction while he takes one last tastes of EVERYTHING 

objective--stealing more chips; Mina--surprise betrayal 

The scene: Mama Jet's pantry The Objective: the bag of cake flour Aunt Doc made Mama Jet buy but she's never used Mina: confused but excited escape vehicle and/or scapegoat

RAIDING THE KING ARTHUR FLOUR FACTORY. Mina is of course adorable and keeps everyone's attention while Hot Pocket swan dives into the flour like Uncle Scrooge

Hot Pocket would definitely try to steal a monument, Carmen SanDiego style. Mina, of course, is the multi-talented and super cute face of the operation.

I have no idea who Hot Pocket is

HP would try to scale the tallest building in the world. Not to steal anything, just to be up there. Mina would be the adorable diversion.

It would be to get whatever food you've left on the counter. Preferably bread. He would tell Mina that he'll give her some of she acts as a distraction. She's a good dog so she does. He's a cat so she gets no food.

Truly, truly, THE GIFTENING winner is us all.

#THE GIFTENING 2019 #THE GIFTENING 2019 admin stuff #long post for ts

[docholligay]

There are times in this show when Wendy and I are like one spirit.

#Doc watches Gravity Falls #Gravity Falls S2 E11 #spoilers for jetwolf

[thoughtfulfangirling]

Random SPOP Glimmer thought: 

Angella sacrificing herself at the end of S3 led to Glimmer taking on the full power of the Moonstone. Before, it’s mentioned that she and Angella share it, and that’s why Glimmer has to recharge all the time. She noticeably powers up in S4. She would, in a heartbeat, trade all of that to have her mother back, but Glimmer does love being powerful. 

It’s one reason I really enjoy her as a character more than some others. She gets to have the space to pursue her magic both in terms of sorcery and always extending her Princess powers. It’s done in the name of the rebellion, but it’s more than that. She genuinely enjoys power, and that’s why she was susceptible in season 4 to the desire to harness The Heart’s power. And goddamnit if I don’t have a soft spot for lady characters enjoying their magic! 

It just strikes me the dynamic that Angella’s sacrifice makes room for this new power (sorcery too as it opened a path for Shadow Weaver to start her teachings), and like I said earlier, Glimmer would give it all up in a heartbeat to have Angella back. 

But it would chafe in a weird way that I’m sure she’d have a lot of guilt for. Hell she probably has guilt at times as it is when she gets to enjoy the full extent of her powers, all of which she couldn’t do if her mom was still there. And it’s just... goddamn I love that sort of complicated nuance in character interactions and that sort of thing is why She Ra is just such a good show! 

#Glimmer #thinky thoughts #tf Rambles #spop #she ra #spop spoilers #Even for S5? #kind of? #Not exactly but through implication I guess #she ra spoilers #spoilers for jetwolf #spoilers for docholligay #spoilers for jet #spoilers for doc #tfgoc

[madegeeky]

Me: Okay, it's been years now. Maybe I would disagree with my past self on the ending. Maybe it's not actually that bad, and I was just being a drama llama.

20 mins later, after having watched the ending: Well, I'm less mad but still pretty mad. I had actually forgotten how bad it was. How it completely undermined its own message of how moving forward means leaving things behind, including parts of yourself. How we don't always realize what we've left behind before it's too late, if we ever notice at all. How the things we leave behind keep going, even if we're not there to see them. How sacrifice can be both a past thing as well as a present thing and how sometimes we move past it and sometimes there's nothing to do but live with it. How sometimes the people we leave behind are the people we used to be and how that's both a tragedy and a happy ending all at once. How people can walk the same path but, in the end, still come out with different endings. How choices are never simple black and white, that morality is complicated and there's no right answer, and how sometimes you will never know if a choice you made is the right choice or the wrong one. There's nothing to do but move forward and leave the consequences of our actions beyond us and pray that we have done right by the people we left behind. It's a story about what it means to be horrifically gorgeously human and how being a person is constantly being a past, present, and future self all at once. And it pulls its punch at the very end for a happy ending despite the fact that another key theme of this was the fact that sometimes we don't get a happy ending even if we do something that is the right thing. That sometimes we just get left behind and that's just a part of life and we can rage all we want but it doesn't chance the truth of it. SOMA was an absolutely amazing and thoughtful game that ruined everything it was exploring by having the ending it had. And it would have been so easy to have fixed the issue, it is maddening.

And I know there are people who disagree with me and that's fine. But, for me, it was so fucking good and then they decided that they wanted a happy ending even at the destruction of all the ideas and themes it has previously explored.

Anyway, I'm not as angry as I once was but apparently I will never stop being bitter and I will die at least somewhat mad about it.

#spoilers for jetwolf #i loved that game #that story #so fucking much #and to have it ruined at the 11th hour #for the only reason that i can see #because it felt it had to end on a happy note #i don't know if i've ever loved #and hated something so much #anyway time for my yearly soma rant #which i guess is a Thing #anyway i used my rage #and now i'm just sad

[azuresquirrel]

I haven’t read Fruits Basket in a long-ass time (man I still HAVE most of the volumes) but Jet posting about it just brought back some FUCKING MEMORIES.

Like man, I really loved most of the characters in that series, but it did start to grate on me towards the end when it became clearer and clearer that the endgame was going to be EVERYBODY ends up in het relationships YES BASICALLY EVERYONE (like . . . fucking two major-ish characters out of a cast in the fucking 30s don’t end up with a het love interest jesus christ).

And the worst of it was with my very favorite characters - Hanajima and Uotani. I LOVED THEM AND THEY SHOULD HAVE ENDED UP TOGETHER (or really in a poly relationship with Tohru honestly). But nope. Uo ends up with rooster-guy who had ZERO PERSONALITY (god I was so offended for Uo’s sake for being forced to fall for essentially a cardboard stand-in when she clearly should have been gay). And they tease Hanajima with . . . MOTHERFUCKING KYO’S ADOPTED DAD. WHO IS WAY TOO FUCKING OLD FOR HER. GODDAMMIT SHOUJO TROPES.

Anyway THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME RANT ABOUT A SERIES I HAVE NOT THOUGHT ABOUT IN YEARS THAT SHOULD HAVE HAD MORE LESBIANS.

#spoilers for jetwolf #I don't know maybe if it had been more upfront about it early on it wouldn't have pissed me off so much #like I would have expected it more #but it TEASED the possibility that it would be otherwise early on and lord #you couldn't even have ONE gay couple out of all those fucking characters #or at least have more single because I'm damn tired of 'happy ending = not single' #like there's no other way to grow as a person #(also probably unpopular opinion but I could never bring myself to give much of a shit about Yuki for all the time the series spent on him) #Shannon's Hot Takes

[crunchbuttsteak]

The signs as actual things Chibiusa has done

Aries: Pulled a gun on her own mother. Twice.

Taurus: Nonchalantly BASE jumped out of an apartment building.

Gemini: *slams the door open dramatically* “I’m not hungry! … but I’ll eat.”

Cancer: Called somebody a loser for making his own Sailor V button.

Leo: Ate a shitload of garlicky foods because she thought her classmate was a vampire..

Virgo: Brainwashed Ikuko by straight up bonking her on the head with Luna-P.

Libra: Wore a fake mustache and beret to a painting class, then painted winged unicorns when she was supposed to be painting landscapes.

Scorpio: Within five minutes of meeting a girl for the first time, she was showing off her silver crystal. You know, that thing that can destroy planets.

Sagittarius: Look, I was gonna have to get around to acknowledging this sometime, but she straight-up made out with a horse.

Capricorn: When you knock on a door and nobody’s home, the obvious solution is just to shout “Is anyone there?” at the door over and over again.

Aquarius: Ran away from her mom in the 30th century because she had to do homework. Ran away to her mom in the 20th century and somehow thought her mom wouldn’t find out.

Pisces: Destroyed half of Jûban with a badminton racket and a shuttlecock.

#chibiusa #chibiusa tsukino #sailor moon #sailor chibi moon #manga spoilers #myu spoilers #spoilers for jetwolf

[qtplatypus]

Thanks for sponsoring Jet's Nanoha liveblog, I hope she likes it, or at least finds it intriguing enough to keep watching, I personally feel like the first season (specially the first half) it's the weakest, but we all have to start somewhere, and if Jet gets past that then it only gets better (or at least I hope so)

Just seeing the first posts from jet is making me very happy. I had wondered about having Jet skip over the first few episodes. However the first arc is needed to set up the characters and give you the emotional investment that lets you enjoy the rest.

#spoilers for jetwolf

[trevdawggg]

whaaaaat waiit is hyouchaku shita keredo not in Kaguya K? I was excited for Jet to get to that song.

#spoilers for jetwolf