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Taco Tuesday?
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prozdvoices · 2 years
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i ate EVERY SINGLE FOOD at TACO BELL, that's 43 DIFFERENT ITEMS, HERE WE GOOOO
This video is sponsored by Raycon
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sheepwizard · 1 year
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Currently extremely mad at the past version of me that was like "oh there's Krispy Kreme in the UK. Neat" and didn't get any bc now I'm locked in to at least 4 more Krispy Kreme-less months. Wtf was I thinking
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smolwormadventures · 2 years
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Uncle Potato Chip loves his burritos 🌯
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Taco Bell for lunch because my partner is wfh today
Got me a steak grilled cheese burrito and a Chipotle chicken wrap.
....not the healthiest choice now that I look at it but at least I'm having some water/crystal light I guess?
What even is a healthy option from Taco Bell??
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mabel-jane · 6 months
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honestly id break my vegetarianism for a good crunch wrap supreme.
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wife-of-the-crane · 10 months
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hey girl. it’s me, taco bell, and i am sponsoring this highway. yeah ik it’s the highway to hell, and?
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So... what do you do ip when you're arguing with someone and all of a sudden you see your address on screen?
I was trying to explain what happened at the local Taco Bell and how it caught exploded to a friend that was out of town. I didn't even say what city this happened in or anything; all I said so far was that what was left of the building was a block away and part of the roof almost hit my apartment. Then this asshole showed up, claimed that it was still there and showed a picture of a completely different place I've never seen. When I told them this is not the right Taco Bell and is probably from another city, they asked me to prove it. I told them that the explosion happened in New Jersey and then they sent me my ip address.
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were--ralph · 11 months
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🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨
🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:
❌🙅‍♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵
❌🙅‍♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝
❌🙅‍♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑‍💼🧑‍💼
🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃
SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇‍♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵‍💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️ WILL SAY 💁‍♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼‍🎤👩🏻‍🎤👩🏿‍🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺
THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨‍❤️‍👨GAYTHEON👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥
IM CACKLINGGG
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hostilemuppet · 5 months
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I apologize if I sound stupid, but what’s mangoball? I hope I spelt that right
cheater cheater (known as mangoball) is a satirical social media fanfiction by twitter user mangobaii written in 2021 about the internet personas of twitch streamers georgenotfound and dream getting together after georges ex boyfriend sapnap cheated on him with dream. on paper it sounds fucking abysmal especially with what we now know about all three of them (ie. they should be publicly stoned) but its more or less infamous for the surrealist humour and the way it acts as a time capsule for stan culture of late 2021. the characters are:
george. a very very stupid british man who paid to get into college. his boyfriend cheats on him and he takes it really poorly
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dream. a very very desperate american man who sucked sapnaps dick in a public bathroom and broke up his relationship. when he thinks things are over between him and george he runs away to disney land to become a goofy mascot, which george finds incredibly attractive
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sapnap. a very very unpleasant man to be around. cheated on his boyfriend and when its clear theyre not gonna patch things up he resorts to just hanging around the main group and in general being a dick
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now this is where it gets REALLY really good bc its unanimously agreed upon that while the dream team are really entertaining in this they dont hold a candle to the others
quackity. georges roommate. i would say he "favours the tough love approach" but that is putting it soooooo lightly.
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kyle. georges other roommate. the designated "straight man" in that he is like a normal fucking person put into this insane world of crazy people. the catalyst for most of the events of the story since he is the one who saw dream suck sapnaps dick, told george about it, and encouraged george to rebound with dream. thank you rival cartoonrival for telling me that i called karl kyle on accident. it really goes to show how much of a normal guy he is
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corpse husband (we dont know why he was included either). dreams roommate. hates that cunt and is actively praying on his downfall
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wilbur soot. dream and corpse's neighbour. initially introduced as "guy who keeps stealing his stuff (and also knows george from england)" gradually devolves into "batshit insane, genuinely a threat to those around him, involuntarily gets them involved in his crimes for a 'bonding experience'". also he is kind of in love with corpse but that isnt ever expanded upon
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tommy innit. a freshman that dream used to tutor for compsci (along with tubbo but hes not as relevant to the story as tommy is. SORRY TUBBO!) but he hated dream so much he started a space about it, which got bigger and bigger until it became a huge podcast (with individual episodes still named using space naming conventions) where he and various guests shit on dream. he doxxes dream. at one point it was sponsored by taco bell.
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badboyhalo. mysterious man no one really knows (except i think its briefly implied george dated him at one point) who doesnt go to their college yet keeps interacting with them like they are all best friends. is actually quackitys estranged father he never met
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there was also a christmas special where someone snitched on wilbur to the authorities and george got kidnapped and they try to figure out whos responsible while snowed in and unable to visit their families like they wanted
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tldr: modern art
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joy-crimes · 9 months
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taco bell should sponsor me. i want it more than anything on this earth.
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oensible · 4 days
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and for the final taco bell sponsored tip and trick of the season: do NOT make a fool of yourselves
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2fingerswhiskeysims · 11 months
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🚨ALERT🚨 🔊 🚨ALERT🚨
🏳️‍🌈PRIDE MONTH🏳️‍🌈💰 HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.📆✅ IT IS NOW 👎 ILLEGAL🚫⛔ TO BE STRAIGHT.👫🤮 YOU ARE NO LONGER 🤯😠 ALLOWED TO:
❌🙅‍♀️WEAR SHORTS 🩳 BELOW THE KNEE 🦵
❌🙅‍♀️PLAY 😈 DEVILS ADVOCATE 🙋 IN YOUR POLISCI 📐 CLASS 📝
❌🙅‍♀️WATCH,👀 DISCUSS,💬 OR REFERENCE "MAD MEN" 🧑‍💼🧑‍💼
🕵️👀PLEASE REPORT 🧐 ANY SUSPECTED STRAIGHT 🤵❌👰 ACTIVITY TO THE KGBT🕵️🌈 SO AUTHORITITTIES🍈🍈 MAY ENFORCE 💦CUMPLIANCE💦 WITH ALL 💅YASS QUEEN 💃 REGULATIONS.📄📃
SEND📤THIS TO 🔟 FELLOW TITIZENS👯 TO INFORM THEM OF THEIR WIG💇‍♀️ SNATCHING💫🦱 QUOTA. GET 0️⃣ BACK 🥲😵‍💫AND SCOTUS👨🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍⚖️ WILL SAY 💁‍♀️ "BYE FELICIA!" 💃 TO YOUR CUNTSTITUTIONAL📄 RIGHT TO 👬💍👭 MARRIAGE. SICKENING,🤢 NO? GET 5️⃣ BACK 😚😉 AND YOU'LL BE A 🌮WHOREDITA CRUNCH🌯 AT DRAG 👩🏼‍🎤👩🏻‍🎤👩🏿‍🎤QUEEN BRUNCH,🍴 BROUGHT TO YOU BY 💸💲 TACO BELL: LIVE MÁS! 🔔GET 🔟 BACK 😳🤩 AND WE'LL JUST GIVE YOU ELLEN'S 👦🏼NEWLY VACATED 🏃💨 TIMESLOT.📺 SLAY, MAMA! 💃🕺
THIS MESSAGE💌 BROUGHT TO YOU 💶💴💷 BY OUR PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈💰 SPONSORS: 🍆COCKHEAD🍄 MARTIN✈️, 👨‍❤️‍👨GAYTHEON👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩, AND BOOBS 🍈🍈 ALLEN HAMILTON 😜😘🔥🔥
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dustlanddreams · 11 months
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Taco Bell™️ please sponsor me
#me
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Can you share your experience with pp and how it benefitted you?
My Experiences & Benefits of Pretty Privilege
Sure! I’ve experienced pretty privilege since I was 18-19 since that’s when I left the house more. This is what I remember.
I formatted this like a resume!
The first time I realized pretty privilege was a thing was when this guy wouldn’t stop staring at me from a car ahead at the drive thru and I thought my windshield was cracked but I couldn’t see it, I was having some type of vehicle trouble I couldn’t see, etc. but he paid for my frozen matcha latte packed with sugar and whipped cream 🤣
that day I had on all black, curled my hair, and wore my fenty eyeshadow & NYX eyeliner nearly touching my eyebrow tails.
He told the baristas he thought I was so good looking that he’d pay for whatever I had to look at me longer.
I was shocked since that was a new reaction I got, and this time I wasn’t age bait like my mom would say.
If you’re legal, don’t go out with your parent(s) since they’ll fumble bags in your place.
The Casino
🍫 Go on the floor although I said I wasn’t 21 3x but no food bags on the floor (still makes my eye twitch) 🙄 I think I was 17 at the time
🍫 The eye fuck I got from the restaurant at the casino the night before: the entire room stared, old guys came into stare, husbands with wandering eyes got slapped and pulled out of the restaurant before ordering, husbands & wives stared together, then my mom told me she wouldn’t let anyone cover my meal anyways which killed my mood
My Drive Thru Era (18-19)
✨ The fully loaded matcha latte
✨ Nitro cold brew from Starbucks
✨ Taco Bell
💞 My emissions testing was covered + the tester did magic and cleared my vehicle codes
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🌸 Men tipping me at my shitty 1st job whenever I’d wear makeup since they enjoyed looking at me + I smiled for FREE 😳 that’ll keep you awake at night
I remember Range Rover guy the most since I saw it enter the lot before he did and I stared 🤣🤣 he told me to hold onto his change for pocket money which was around $25-30
✨ Got invited to golf (19-20) work conflicted
🌸 Don’t show me black cards anymore unless you’re authorizing me
🍫 man pulled out money for my lunch at a steakhouse, but ma wasn’t comfortable with that
🌸 Bill money flashed 😂
🌸 President of university flirts 🚨 lawsuit!!
Generally
🌸 Skipping line
💖 Being told I was too pretty to work and I needed an old man sponsoring me
🌸 Suddenly every married man is single
🌸 Change covered
🌸 Free drinks
🌸 Easily let into traffic
🌸 Men are gentler around me and did my work for me
🌸 Casually walking into the house and announcing my grocery or whatever was covered
🌸 Money for not doing anything
🌸 Less to no consequences
🌸 Liability for sexual harassment or leveling up from male higher ups, so I didn’t get hired
🌸 Women bosses flipped out on me for being a distraction
🌸 I’ve never been pulled over, but local police let me slip by
The benefits are the same, I’m experiencing life with some options, but I plan to be fully loaded with options than before.
This happened when I was at the bare minimum for leveling up: eyeshadow & eyeliner, okay ish hair, not paying attention to my posture, sedentary
I don’t expect anything magnificent in my own community because it’s not HCOL and I know I didn’t put much effort in in the past to realistically earn the benefits of a dolled up, highly attractive woman.
I could say it was Pretty Privilege Lite but my experiences may mean a lot to someone else.
I’m quickly approaching 21, and I’m pulling out all stops now! ✨
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thishadoscarbuzz · 3 months
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273 - Under the Tuscan Sun (Patreon Selects)
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This week, our Patreon Selects episodes continue and they're staying in Europe! One of our sponsors has selected for us an Oscar nomination follow-up star vehicle for the divine Diane Lane, 2003's Under the Tuscan Sun. Loosely adapted from Frances Mayes' memoir, the film follows Lane as a new divorce gifted a Tuscan vacation who decides to feel the rain on her skin (no one else can feel it for her! only she can let it in!) and buys a Tuscan home to uproot her life. Fresh off an Unfaithful Best Actress nomination, the film launched in the fall but was quickly reduced to romcom fare unworthy of awards.
This episode, we talk about Lane's career leading up to the critical groundswell that resulted in her Oscar nomination. We also talk about Lindsay Duncan going all La Dolce Vita, contemporary production design, and the 2003 Golden Globes Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy lineup.
Topics also include being Gay and Away at the Taco Bell hotel, Grey's Anatomy, and the incoming Oscar nominations!
The 2003 Academy Awards
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