The two sides of Tumblr's personality 😂
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Glass was the Street - in Tinsel Peril
Tree and Traveller stood.
Filled was the Air with merry venture
Hearty with Boys the Road.
Shot the lithe Sleds like Shod vibrations
Emphacized and gone
It is the Past’s supreme italic
Makes the Present mean -
- Emily Dickinson
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tumblr can’t get my location from my work computer so all they advertise to me is....manscaped.
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me seeing that cursed sponsored pikachu/ad pop up every day on this app
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listen. not to be all no fun allowed. not to be hastag artists putting down artists
if I have to see that goddamn frog post again I'm gonna have a conniption
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AAAAAAAA I HATE THIS SITE <3
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ID: a screenshot of the pikachu cosplayer with glasses who has been on the tumblr sponsored ads recently I AM SCREAMING WHO IS THIS PERSON I WANT TO SHAKE THEIR HAND. and then with the caption in the image "tumblr. where your interests connect you to your people." lmfao / end ID
He has haunted me.
He fills me with chaos, hope, terror, and reverence. I am deranged.
Thus. In honor of our new ✨Sexyman✨, this beloved satire blog has made a merch design for your entertainment. Enjoy this work of art.
Here’s the link (X) in the event that one of you silly individuals decides to actually order a hoodie with this unbelievably shitty design.
ID: a slate green hoodie with an image of the guy in pikachu costume and glasses on the front. underneath it says "i am a tumblr sexyman." on the back of the hoodie it says "tumblr. where your interests connect you to your people." the writing on both sides is white. / end ID
Note: I am not promoting CustomInk, and if you use the design and order a hoodie it will not help me in anyway or give me any profits whatsoever, I just know how to use that designing website and wanted folks to have a laugh. The images saved from the site just happen to be watermarked.
@ real staff, this is the merch we actually want btw, not pizzas on baseball caps.
Bye 😘 ✌🏼
— The Staff Office
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I-
I don’t know if I want to learn more…
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