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thestaffoffice · 2 years
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excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, full-makeup pikachu man?
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roger-s-maracas · 2 years
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The two sides of Tumblr's personality 😂
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italiantea · 1 year
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listen. not to be all no fun allowed. not to be hastag artists putting down artists
if I have to see that goddamn frog post again I'm gonna have a conniption
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gigilefache · 1 year
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The Pikachu man is back.
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kienansidhe · 2 years
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AAAAAAAA I HATE THIS SITE <3
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poh0-0 · 2 years
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why..?
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wtf-are-arms · 2 years
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Im sorry, what?
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Repeat that?
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emperorsfoot · 1 year
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really hating Tumblrs new advertisement that's an up-shot of a guy's hairy nose
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You know if the Pikachu Man and his other sponsored posts keep showing up on my feed I might give this Tumblr thing they're advertising a look
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cybertronictoon · 1 year
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I literally got two frogsBTW ads right next to each other.
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thestaffoffice · 2 years
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ID: a screenshot of the pikachu cosplayer with glasses who has been on the tumblr sponsored ads recently I AM SCREAMING WHO IS THIS PERSON I WANT TO SHAKE THEIR HAND. and then with the caption in the image "tumblr. where your interests connect you to your people." lmfao / end ID
He has haunted me.
He fills me with chaos, hope, terror, and reverence. I am deranged.
Thus. In honor of our new ✨Sexyman✨, this beloved satire blog has made a merch design for your entertainment. Enjoy this work of art.
Here’s the link (X) in the event that one of you silly individuals decides to actually order a hoodie with this unbelievably shitty design.
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ID: a slate green hoodie with an image of the guy in pikachu costume and glasses on the front. underneath it says "i am a tumblr sexyman." on the back of the hoodie it says "tumblr. where your interests connect you to your people." the writing on both sides is white. / end ID
Note: I am not promoting CustomInk, and if you use the design and order a hoodie it will not help me in anyway or give me any profits whatsoever, I just know how to use that designing website and wanted folks to have a laugh. The images saved from the site just happen to be watermarked.
@ real staff, this is the merch we actually want btw, not pizzas on baseball caps.
Bye 😘 ✌🏼
— The Staff Office
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myfandomscollide · 2 years
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@staff could you please stop this ad from unmuting itself as I scroll past it. It’s horrendous on mobile as you have to take care not to have your finger on the screen as it goes by. The ad in question yells “help” at you as it happens which is annoying. Please fix or remove it.
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bugtoast · 1 year
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Hi so here's a bunch of Tumblrclan cats that I just came up with.
Prideclaw - Gaud Thundertail - Pukicho Rabbitear - PMseymour Snoweyes - Snom Dreamfur - One-time-i-dreamt Tbhpaw - autism creature Btwpaw - adhd creature Horsefoot - Plinkohorse Cloudriver - the "Do you like the colors of the sky?" meme Trollfang - Homestuck droopingeyes - Sans Blazekit - Sponsored posts Baldiron - that one "shave your balls" ad shockface - PIKACHU MAN Redstar - evilmario666 Dashclaw - tumblr / dashcon Twittypet / Feathersong - Twitter sparklewish - evilwizard firefang - superhell crabkit - 🦀 coolkit - ☑️ rainbowbubble - BALLPIT Slugstare - live slug reaction greenwhisker - onceler scarstripe - children's hospital memorypaw - Ebony Dark'ness dementia ravenway Wormtail - worm on a string peepfoot - PEEP THE HORROR!!!!!!!!! bogwhisker - glup shitto liewhisper - that one raybands scam wineriver - Homophobic dog Fallstripe - Eeby Deeby
Feel free to add onto this, I wanna see how big tumblrclan can get
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pokemon-ash-aus · 11 months
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So what's the Celebi au?
How bout i throw in some writing?
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And visits his friend Delia who, somehow, is just much more somber these days
She gets visits from kids that visited her once and she somehow sweapt them under her wing
And then theres this Pikachu
He's waiting for someone and no one knows who
Everything in the world changes
But subtly
Legendaries are off the radar, not a single false sighting in sight
And these unknown, uncatchable pokemon just wander the ranch, theyre an odd group
Pokemon of different species, different regions, different types
Are sticking together for no reason that the Professor could tell
Professors from different regions, easily recognize the starters/pokemon they used to care for
But no one knows how they got there
Theres one day, two years after that, that Ash comes back
Because Legendaries are forgetful, they never return the memories to Ash's loved ones
The Professor wakes up to see this black haired kid wandering around, he looks vaguely familiar, but the professor shakes it off
"Excuse me, young man." The professor calls and the boy turns far too quickly. "This is private property, please leave immediately."
"Professor Oak?" if the Professor wasn't famous, he might have tilted his head.
"Young man, i will not warn you again."
The boy startles, as if confused, but quickly clambers over the fence and wanders closer to him.
He can see bright brown eyes and scarred cheeks. The boy was young, probably ten years old at most.
Ah, he must have been a new trainer, of course, the professor must have forgotten
"Come along young man, we need to head to the lab."
The kid walks by his side, staring at the ranch and pokemon.
"Professor?"
"Yes yes, i will set you up with your new pokemon shortly, please be patient."
The boy looks at him far too quickly, eyes wide and peaked in alarm.
"Wha- no Professor i was wondering if you've seen my mom." the boy pulls away standing by his side. "Ketchum, remember??"
He freezes, and stares at the boy. The only Ketchum he knew of was Delia Ketchum.
And as far back as he could remember.
Delia never had any family.
But the Ketchum kid looks determined, as if he knew he was in the right.
"The only Ketchum in this town at the moment is Delia." the Professor Breathes. "And shes never had any children."
The boy starts again, his whole body freezing in place.
Was this a ploy?
"But...It's..I'm Ash...Remember me? You gave me a Pikachu about 2-3 years ago?" The boy, Ash, pleads. "You reprimanded me for about ten minutes for being late? Pikachu was considered disobedient?"
The old Professor tilts his head.
"I've never sponsored any trainer named Ash, I'm afraid you must have your professors mixed up."
And the boy deflates, he doesnt seem to understand any implication of whats going on. Regardless, if he was a trainer, like he claimed to be, he must have some sort of record in the system.
"Again, lets head into my lab, i can help you find some things out if need be."
Ash looks ready to argue, ready to fight tooth and nail for something that was false. But he deflates and just nods.
What a strange boy.
The walk up the long trail of stairs in quiet, he can clearly see Delia's car hanging around the corner, she must be tending to the infantry at the moment.
And there, sitting at the top of the stairs, is that mew damned Pikachu.
The mouse is violent, he absolutely hates having anyone be near him, but hes also determined to stay and sit in the places people need to move in and out.
The only good thing is that the Pikachu wont attack unless you try to pick him up.
But the mouse looks angry, irritated at the moment, which means someone must have tried to move him.
He heaves a sigh, holds an arm out to stop the kid from moving.
"Come on, lets move closer to the left."
But the boy grabs his arm and gently lowers it, eyes never leaving the mouse.
"It's Pikachu!"
And with that, the old Oak is certain that the boy has never seen one before.
"Yes," He bites back sarcastically. "Hes got quiet a shocking personality, we need to steer clear of- HEY!"
The boy walked past him, rushing up the stairs to Pikachu. And like clockwork, the mouse is on four, snarling and sparking at Ash.
And the boy slows down, at least the kid had a touch of Common sense.
"Pikachu... Its me."
"Kachu!" it was strange seeing the interaction, it seemed odd to see something like this happen.
But the crushing look on the boys face seemed to just...Ennunciate even more.
"I...Ash...Satoshi? Member?" Ash takes another step forward, and Pikachu steps back. "You're friend?"
And Pikachu snarls, sparks beginning to fly off his coat.
Professor Oak can see his interns and Delia peak out the open windows, staring intently at the scene before them all.
From what he can see, not a single person recognizes the boy.
"PIKACHU!"
"Your name is Pikachu " The boy states the glaringly obvious. "You've never been apart of a clan before, you know Thunderbolt, thunder, electroweb, iron tail, double team, agility, electro ball, tackle and volt tackle."
Now everyone is startled, the only move they have ever seen Pikachu use was Thunderbolt. It would have been impossible for Pikachu to learn all those moves without a trainer.
And yet
The electric crackles stop, as the mouse looks on in stunned disbelief.
And Ash continued.
"You're naughty by nature, your ability is static that you never use cause you think its cheating." Ash presses on. "You love Ketchup and your favorite berry is Sitrus. You hate being confined in any space alone, so pokeballs are the worst and you've never ever been in one after being caught. You're favorite curse word is the F-word and you would much rather battle then be paraded around as a pet."
And Ash kneels onto the stair, far closer to Pikachu then anyone has ever gotten.
And just like that
Pikachu steps forward.
Theres small gasp that echo the area, including his own but Ash and Pikachu stay locked onto each other.
"Pi...Pikachu?" another step forward.
When Oak turns to focus on Ashzl, the boy is shaking. Shoulders very vaguely quaking.
"Yeah bud," Ash pauses to clear his throat for a second. "We've been partners for a long while... Im...Im sorry."
He expects Ash to whip out a pokeball to recall Pikachu, but instead he stays in his spot.
He does lean forward, and it takes a bit for the old Professor to realize that the boy was begging for forgiveness, not in a way he'd ever seen before.
"Pi....Pika..." And Pikachu crawls forward to bump heads against Ash.
Theres a bit of a broken sob, and Ash looks up, lays a hand against the mouse cheeks and just brokenly laughs.
And to his surprise.
Pikachu tears up too.
The mouse's eyes begin to clear, soft brown finally peaking from the angry black everyone is so used to. His tiny paws reaching up to grip onto the boys face.
"Pikapi." and the sob deepens from Ash's throat.
Like a spell that was supposedly there, Pikachu ears perk, his zig zag tail wagging ever so slightly. But the sudden lip quivering turns into broken laughs and cheers from the electric type.
"Pikapi, Pikapi Pikapi!" He chants, slamming head first into Ash's shoulder.
And Ash laughs, tears rushing down his face.
Something the Oak never expected to see. Was that angry mouse crawl all over a child, a stranger, so happily in minutes, when he was ready to bite any other child he had come to know.
"I'm sorry, im sorry, i really...I just..Im sorry!" Ash cries, fianlly managing to grip Pikachu tightly in his arms.
"Pikachu!" and with a raise of their paw, Pikachu bops Ash harshly on the head. "Pika chu, Pikapi!"
"But i-"
"Chuuuu!"
"bu-"
"CHUUUU!"
And with a small electric bolt, Ash is laughing.
"Okay. Okay, i promise."
And finally Pikachu looks far happier
"Chaaa!!"
(I also have a part with Pikachu but this is long enough :) )
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rising-volteccers · 7 months
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i'm not sure if you got it bc i sent it during class, but i would like to hear about the horizons swap au with leon!! full permission to gush btw :)
HI thank you for indulging me ahhsjdd. I didn't see a previous message so it probably got eaten.
SO the working idea is that Horizons and SwSh characters are swapped. Not all of them because SwSh cast is bigger and I have favorites.
I'll be honest in that I haven't fully fleshed out the SwSh cast side, so have only Leon for now.
Leon is the leader of the Blazing Brave Birds. Hailing from Postwick, at a young age he became more interested in traveling around to see what laid beyond his hometown than participating in the Gym Challenge. It wasn't hard to accidentally discover new places given his tendency to get hopelessly lost, and he often made the most out of his time there. To say that he pretty much (accidentally) explored almost the entirety of Galar wasn't a stretch. Eventually he set his sights on seeing the entire world, and through connections he's made over the years, he'd become the proud owner of a souped up blimp that would carry him through skies beyond his home region.
He's accompanied at least by Hop, Gloria, Marnie, Sonia, Raihan, Kabu, Milo and Nessa. The Explorers is led by Rose, where Bede comes after Gloria for the pendant she has.
Alright so for the Horizons cast:
Friede is the undefeatable Champion of Galar. He's been Champ since he was 15 years old and has been holding onto the position for nearly half his life now. His fans have split opinions on who his ace is: either Gigantamax Charizard or Pikachu. He's cheerful, friendly, super helpful but has the tendency to forget things. Like he'd arrive at a spot and forget why he was supposed to be there in the first place. He's got a Rotom Phone that sets constant reminders for important business or else he'd forget to attend.
Professor Lucca is the regional professor. She and Roy's grandfather helped Friede a lot during his teenage years before he became Champion so he agreed to help give starters to Liko and Roy when they reached the age to become Pokemon Trainers. Liko picked Sobble as her starter while Roy chose Scorbunny. Initially Friede didn't consider endorsing them for the Gym challenge but changed his mind once he saw their potential. These kids were rough around the edges but he can tell that with time and polish, they could shine.
Liko and Roy are neighbors in Postwick! Initially Liko didn't really thought about participating in the Gym Challenge but Roy went on and on about wanting to become Champion himself some day. After Liko received her starter, that sent her down on the path of discovering what kind of Trainer she actually wanted to be. Roy and Liko would end up becoming rivals that helped each other become stronger.
The Chairman of the Galar League is Gibeon, president of Macro Cosmos. He saw potential in Friede, choosing to endorse him. He's a rather mysterious guy. Gibeon himself doesn't make much public appearances. The times he did were in holographic form and even then, his true look remained a mystery to the general public. Still, thanks to his generous contribution to various aspects of Galar--such as making the Galar League famous by introducing Dynamax phenomenon into the Gym battles--he's got positive ratings with the people.
Most of Friede's interactions with Gibeon is through Spinel, his secretary. Deep down, Friede never got along with Spinel. The guy was polite and affable but at times, he felt like that wasn't his true self. Something about him rubbed Friede the wrong way but he kept those thoughts to himself. He worked with Spinel when needed, accepting whatever task given.
Currently, Gibeon is sponsoring Amethio for the Gym Challenge. Amethio highly respects Gibeon, that much was easily seen with the near reverent way he addresses the man during the few times Friede came across him. Friede could tell that Amethio doesn't particularly like him for one reason or another. Whenever they crossed paths, Amethio would say that he'd be the one to beat Friede and take the Champion position. Friede simply encourages him to do so, much to Amethio's annoyance. The Pokemon that Gibeon gifted Amethio is a Honedge that's now an Aegislash.
Orla is Friede's childhood friend. They started their respective Gym challenge around the same time (Orla getting endorsed by the current Motostoke Gym Leader). While Friede was the one who ultimately won and became Champion, Orla was always close behind him. Friede appreciated the challenge that she gave him, pushing him to always do his best for his greatest rival. Currently she's the Motostoke's Steel-type Gym Leader with her ace being her Metagross.
Ludlow is Friede's actual grandfather and the Dragon-type Gym Leader in Hammerlocke. He's part of the reason that inspired Friede to actually take on the Gym Challenge in the first place. He and Opal were some of the longest running Gym Leaders in the Major League. Despite their differing specialization, Ludlow and Opal are really good friends. They often share a cup of tea together and reminisce about the good old days, also discussing about the potential of future Galar Trainers. His ace is a Drampa.
Mollie is the Normal-type Gym Leader in Turffield. Being the first Gym Leader that budding Gym challengers take on, she's quick to show them that Normal-types are not to be underestimated. She looks a little cool and serious when battling but outside of it, she's kind and gentle, even offering to help heal the Pokemon of her challengers. Her ace is Blissey.
Murdock is the Rock-type Gym Leader in Spikemuth. Seeing as its the only leg in the Gym Challenge without a stadium or power spot, he works hard to improve the town's image even if he gains a reputation for being a rough, scary looking guy. He's a pillar in the community, someone who Spikemuth would rally behind. Whenever challengers actually get to beat him, he'd hold celebrations with them and the town where he'd cook something up for everyone to enjoy. Win or lose, it's always an occasion. His ace is Midday Form Lycanroc.
Dot is Murdock's niece that lives with her mom (Murdock's little sister). She's a single mother after Dot's dad left the family so Murdock stepped up to take care of Dot throughout the years. She became reclusive, not having many friends until she chanced upon making friends with Liko via their shared love for a streamer that they watch. Dot was encouraged to take the step of taking on the Gym Challenge too despite not being a battler. Dot wears a mask when out in public since she finds it easier to pretend that she's someone else when she wears it. Her starter is an Impidimp that Murdock gifted her (he also endorsed her for the Gym challenge).
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chaosinthepast · 1 year
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GET THIS STUPID SPONSORED PIKACHU MAN OUT OF MY FUCKING FEED!!!
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