#spooder speaks

[seek--rest]

i’m so excited for more chapters for point of view. side note: tom on hot ones truly providing the best memes.

TOM HOLLAND ON HOT ONES WAS DONE FOR ME PERSONALLY NONE OF YOU UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I WANTED THIS

make that British man suffer

#seek speaks #the spooder server went WILD on this day #WHAT A GOOD DAY TO BE ME

[shadowofthehost]

//I gotta tell y'all I really hope Arackniss shows up in a similar fit saying almost word for word what Charlie had Angel read (minus the selling little kids crack part) because I think it would be hilarious for Angel to have this moment going 'Jesus fuck this sounds like my stupid brother!'

But I think it would be even funnier if Niss says it in a way that it's just sarcastic as fuck because someone asked him why he was such an asshole or something

I love Arackniss and I want him to be the worst man ever

#mun speaks #i just want them to give me the tiny spooder lmfao #i have to draw him now lol

[megatraven]

"hobie. not helping"

"good" i love u soooooooooooooo fucking much hobie my best friend hobie <3

#meg speaks #rewatchig the best scene in atsv where miles runs from all the spooders :]

[hazbinsandweirdos]

What AUs do you have for Pierre and Arackniss?

//Well I have a lot I draw because I have no self control but I have 2 Arackniss Pierre interacts with and they have 2 completely different verses

Pierre and @sinnerxroulette are the Heaven/Angel Clone verse they're married and mostly fine at this point though Pierre keeps an imp as a pet in this verse and it makes Niss so mad xD

Pierre and @nohalosinhell are still working things out but Pierre is willing to trade blessed weapons to keep people quiet on Arackniss hanging around him (though he isn't telling Niss anything about it cause he's still a little bitch about telling Niss anything)

#mun speaks #pierre things #ooc asks #ooc anons #arackniss #nohalosinhell #sinnerxroulette #sorry for the tag but if they're going to send me asks i figured they would want to send the spooders themselves asks #get to know the man himself cause as much as i draw them i don't control them

[inz-lokisdottir]

spider enclosure :]

@officialpeter-parker i'll trap you in there next time you rickroll me <333

#inz mun #inz speaks #minecraft #spooder

[bloo-the-dragon]

Besides the daycare attendants, what animatronics do you really like (from any of the games, not just sb)

Hmm.... i've always had a soft spot for Foxy ever since way back when the first game came out! Plus the captain/pirate theme was quite endearing ghdjf (Younger me was very much a fox fan at the time gfjkg even my sona had major fox themes which are still slightly present to this day)

Withered Bonnie is also one that i'm quite partial to i must admit! The toilet Bonny memes aside (which are hilarious), i always found his design to be the spookiest out of pretty much anyone else so far (yes including the nightmares gfjg)

Also i will also throw in DJMM from SB too because i do really like him! I always saw him as a gentle giant type (when he's not in bouncer mode) and i have a big soft spot that trope gfds. I've been wanting to draw him for a while now, heck i even have some sketches started but man.... he is hard to draw HGFJKGH

#questions and answers #anon #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf 2 #cos mention of withered bonnie weh #also speaking of the DJMM - i have been thinking of doing a fun lil thing with him and Dusk/Dawn one of my fnaf ocs #who i've been struggling with in terms of what to do with them gfdhjg #ribbon dancer/daycare assisstant meets a DJ spooder and both have a shared love for musical arts #i may have some ideas for this :3c

[sinnerzforsaintz]

//I can't believe it's Arackniss week and I forgot

#mun speaks #gunna have to doodle a spooder later

[camarones-y-mariscos]

#tis the season #vince speaks #spider #tarantula #bug #spooder #spood #quesadilla de queso #please look at my beloved spider who i love with my whole heart and soul

[rainbowgod666]

Really fucking stupid patch notes, wizardposting edition

Fixed a bug where @the-gnomish-bastard could NOT turn back into a normal gnome when using "Become Lead Statue" in some cases. This somehow applied to every "Become Statue" spell but the Lead one was the most broken one

Fixed a bug where Meme Summons straight up couldnt work if you had more mana than usual. No, we have no idea what the fuck happened

Fixed interactions with every variant of @the-wizard-council-blog, including the Illegal one, the NSFW one, The worse one, The better one, and all other iterations

Fixed a bug where the stew arcanum was straight up uncraftable because all the data was gibberish. This was fixed a few versions ago and now you only need 3 high-tier gods to make it. Also you need Meme-Infused Magic Spellwood Bowls to hold this post-post endgame item. Yes, its still too much stew but we kept it like that because its unironically funny

Speaking of magical trees: fixed a bug where some types of trees straight up Did Not Grow unless some form of "chunk loading" was enabled. In other words, what the fuck.

Fixed a bug where stacking too many attack ups made the damage 0 on any "explosive" spell. @official-megumin can now deal 9 quintillion damage (as long as its not over the positive 64-bit integer limit, because then the bug stays) (also the code is less fucked)

Fixed a bug where some unusual but valid items for wands and staves (such as LITERALLY EVERY NUCLEAR METAL and some fantasy ones like orichalcum and australium) straight up couldnt exist.

Added more items to mythril, but this time everything you can do with mythril can be done with other materials, so now you can choose between mythril orichalcum AND adamantine depending on the color

Adamantium crafting now doesnt require a bordering-on-hyperbole amount of adamantine. Also you now need industrial steel instead of normal one.

Fixed a bug where "Triple Summon of Meth Berserk Chimps" not only was unobtainable, but required over 2.14 billion mana. Granted it was unreleased back then but then it was released and it still was in its testing stage

Fixed a bug with many spider-themed spells not really being "spidery", this one goes out for our boy @autism--wizard, may you find many cute spooders in ur life :3

Fixed a bug where "induce memetic stroke" accidentally... told people about the meme. Whoops.

"TACO BELL TACOSPELL OF INTESTINAL IMPLOSION" fixed to deal less damage than the psychological damage. We know its a forbidden spell but fuck you we are not sending people to the therapist because omega diharrea

Speaking of: fixed a bug where "steal item" could work on vital organs. Youre gonna learn "Spell Of True Thievery" and youre gonna shut the fuck up about it

Fixed a bug where non-sentient kobolds could be... "milked". Yes mr gnome. KILK existed and it was kobold sperm this entire time. This is why you said it didnt exist, CAUSE THAT SHIT WASNT MILK CHIEF! Anyways now KILK actually doesnt exist so y'all better shut the fuck up or FIND A MILKABLE SOMETHING WITH A K IN ITS NAME

Fixed a bug where familiars didnt familiar. Yes it was terrifying in every way ever, so thank @familiar-union for this. Yes thwy cant be tagged by us idfk why

Fixed mithril tools being literal reskins of their steel equivalents. Whoops!

Fixed a bug where that one April Fools joke of "summon cock" actually summoning a penis. Now it actually summons a rooster (and a really big one)

Speaking of that, Summon Rooster has been fixed and now its a better version of the aforementioned spell

Fixed the interaction between A LOT of spells. Turns out that 99% of harry potter being trash doesnt stop people from doing Dragonball Beam Struggles with their spells. Also yes, elements apply

Fixed a few lines of code so that now the "use pokemon typings" option doesnt disintegrate the UI. Over 120k spells and each and every single one of them now has functioning typing. Now shut the fuck up wE DID IT

Fixed retrocompatibility issues. Now runescape can scape the runes! (HR is fully aware that the joke is shit) (but fuck it, it was funny)

Fixed a bug where any "Robot" something would bug up and change colors. Considering that people somehow managed to make trans flags with this, we added a transgender flag skin for every "robot", "wulfrum", and similar tech spells.

Greatrererest Blahaj Blast Barrage now has a hitbox AND a cost. It can be set as your ult and we already have the Gold, Platinum, Uranium and other skins ready. Yes the transgender skin is unlocked by default if you already have the spell, and if you dont- Magical Battlepass has it at levels 10, 32, and 69 (otherwise you get materials and xp) Because the one battlepass that works without FOMO and Whaling had to be the magical one

Fixed a bug where "draconic" items were only easily obtainable by dupe glitches. We may not have fixed those but we upped the drop rates so you dont have to exterminate dragons for one singular heart. Now it takes 3 dragons at most! (Yeah so it turns out the drop rates were HELLA WRONG. Whoopsie daisy!)

Speaking of that: Draconic Evolution Backporting works now! Now when you use a staff of power, people wont think its an euphemism for your di-

Magical swords now can be made woth higher tier elements. No idea why would you need an Entropic Steel Magic Sword but fuck it. You deserve to put some sparkles on that Alien X looking ass blade

The Throngler's Gold Skin now doesnt make it a mess of metal and gold. Now its actually good

Fixed a bug where bad connection made the online version of "the potion seller's strongest potion" unplayable because some elements were only obtainable in multiplayer. Fuck you and your theories about thwnpotion seller being an eldritch dragon eater. LoL. KeK even

The Augur Dragon now doesnt get stuck flying in circles above the Forbidden Volcano Arena. Now it actually CAN hit you from 10000ft in the air!

The marble wyvern boss (and therefore all other marble wyverns) actually drop the dragon marble builders want

Added tier XVII to the Magical Engine. Also recipes for Tier Ascension were fixed.

N2O Blast was fixed to deal hellfire instead of fire. And also being blue. It was easier than you believe

Using "Golden Shower (Metal) actually rains coins instead of being "golden shower but identical and deals steel damage"

Sniler's quests now update in 1 hour instead of 24, and the quests are better. During multiplayer, there are 5 quests avaiable instead of 3

Ghastly Mist now actually blinds opponents instead of being really dense

"F.I.S.T." can no longer be boosted by attack boosts, but nOW its damage is "(999 × your level + (your attack stat × 2)) × 2", and its cast cost went from 1000 mana to 1200.

More scroll duplication bugs were fixed, but the "use Grant Spell Usage onto a low level non-magic enemy so they have a spell that they cant use and then using Turn Into Scroll" has been made into an ACTUAL feature. Go ahead and make a billion "Scroll of Imaginary Technique: Hollow Purple"!

"Starlight Thunderstorm" now has 1% paralysis

Removed the "domain expansion" function until we figure out how THAT works. Theres still the tab, and when it will be implemented just send screenshots of what "domain expansion customizations" and then youre getting them once we implement them

#welcome to the multiverse #patch notes #wizardposting

[thiccowlladylife]

Oh shit, Mammon episode dropped! Time for some spicy thoughts!

Good:

-Mammon's design is... Okay? Not exactly the best design of a fat person, but I like that he's not red (he even goes through different clothes like a real person, holy shit!), and this is probably the only character where the chaotic details work well for his whole clown-theme

-it handles issues of stalkers and exploitation in entertainment with a modicum of respect (not that it does it well, exactly, but it's an effort, which is more than the show's done for other touchy issues)

-A decent-ish relationship conflict between Ozzie and Fizz? Still blowing Moxxie and Millie outta the water right now

-SIGN-LANGUAGE IMP KID (all things considered, the show is handling physical disabilities surprisingly well!)

-Not Fizz being relatable with his anxieties and sense of impostor syndrome (I'm pretty sure someone else wrote this episode because Viv has never handled topics like this well on her own)

-Spider Mammon? Spooder? SPIDEY??? Noice.

-Awesome Fish-Twin designs; they're nice one-off villains

-Better musical numbers in this episode than the last few ones combined

Bad:

-whyisheaustralianWHYISHEAUSTRALIANWHYISHEAUSTRALIAN (I do not care for his voice; it is the shittiest most stereotypically bad accent I've ever seen)

-I'm seeing some more toxic, possessive traits of Ozzie coming out (looks like no relationship in this show can actually have conflict without being exploitative)

-Mammon has a low-key spider motif going on? So, he's fat, a bug, and overindulges in everything (food included) to the max...? Why does he seem like a better Beelzebub/depiction of Gluttony than Queen Bee/the show's actual depiction of Gluttony?

-Blitzø feels extremely shoe-horned into this episode... Also, he's not one to talk to Fizz about how Mammon talks to him, considering his whole... Thing with Stolas

-speaking of Stolas, I know the whole Ozzie revealing his love publicly (as sweet as it was) is totally gonna springboard more Stolitz shit in later episodes...

On an unrelated note, apparently Wally Wackford ain't Mammon like I theorized... My next best guess is that he's Satan's imp-sona. Not that I care enough to keep watching!

That being said... I'm done. Not exactly a highlight to end the show on, but it certainly ain't a complete shit show like the rest of the season has been. But I ain't watching anymore. I'll keep an ear out for info on later episode drops, but it's hard to be a fan, even critically, when the quality is this bad, and the only positive side of the fandom shreds apart anyone who critiques it.

If anyone needs me, I'll be playing with my OCs and AUs like dolls on here, and waiting for Hazbin to drop next year!

See ya later! Byee!

#helluva boss #helluva critical #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #helluva criticism #helluva critique #helluva boss critique #vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical

[seek--rest]

Omg I've been thinking so much about that one line too! Thank you @weezly14 !!! It was absolutely brilliant how you conveyed so many feelings in that one line! I was so excited, amused, endeared with Peter AND anticipating shit hitting the fan all at the same time!!! Now that kind of writing takes pure talent. 😘

this is so nice thank you. @weezly14 IS brilliant, you all should be thanking her constantly since she’s held my hand so much with pov lmao. Literally last weekend:

#seek speaks #petermj #spideychelle #petermjane #once again I am shamelessly plugging the spooder server #it’s a good time it’s a great time

[shadowofthehost]

//Ahh it's Astors jewel Little Lady

#mun speaks #astor the sasster #little lady #spooder #friend art

[rayalltheway]

Another blue moon, another spooder? No - a BIG SPOODER

I mean can’t go wrong with fusions

this here is Chángzhū (Chángbìyuán/Zhīzhū)

w/ voice claim: They sound like obi wan Kenobi for the vibes

some notes

They’re like a proud seen-it-all butler/groundskeeper type, you know what I’m talking about - the one who attempts to keep a casual snarky order over their home and it’s occupants, and so help you if you try and upset that

The nerdy doctor/jock-type warrior comes together into a big, furry beleaguered babysitter with brain and brawn, and yes you are absolutely daft for getting yourself injured but they’re gonna carry you back home and take care of you anyway

Took inspiration from wolf spiders for their look/instincts

They’re super stable, functioning fully as his own person to the point it’s hard to distinguish a difference, even if they’re only sometimes around. This would lead to an extremely confusing introduction on Zhuang Jie’s end in the family AU for sure

Speaking of Zhuang Jie, they function a lot like practical colleagues with him, though the feelings both Zhizhu and Changbiyuan have for him are in there

Is most loyal to his ladyship/half-younger sister Bái Méimáo, her advisor and friend

Has four arms

#lmk oc #oc fusion #lmk oc: chángbìyuán #the little warrior au #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk oc: zhuāng jié #monkie kid au #lmk oc: zhīzhū

[hazbinsandweirdos]

alt!

//Current muse - Arackniss

"Seriously?" The spider scoffed as he plucked the cigarette from between his lips and tossed it aside. Not much good it was doing him now that he was soaked through. "Fuckin people." He grunted, narrowing his eyes at the car as it kept goin. So much for staying dry on his way home.

#mun speaks #ooc ask #alt muse #angy spooder boi

[ask-the-music-bros]

❤️Bunny's pet spooder, Cotton~❤️

Some Facts -

Cotton is unable to speak, so she communicates by clashing her cymbals together which only Bunny can understand and she sometimes makes faint purring noises when happy.

She is always seen by Bunny's side, often chilling on her shoulder or head and sometimes guiding the girl through the ventilation system.

Cotton is known for her snappiness and bravery, being very protective of Bunny and will always step up to defend even if the threat is much larger than herself.

She truly cares about Bunny more than anybody else, Bunny being her first and only friend whom she does not want to lose.

#ocs #fnaf #fnaf ruin #fnaf secruity breach #fnaf music man #Wind Up Music Man #mini music man

[blazenfire223]

[ID in undercut]

Day 4. RIP

I did an animatic using that one brother bear audio. The others LOVE fucking with Zi. It's always funny

[ID with Audio included: The tombstone stone says, "Here Lies Zi, The Little Bi- Belovied spooder demon. Before Earth – Now." There is a flower in front of the tomb. Next is the image of Ana, Raph, Bun, Raphael, and David standing over the grave. Ana is blank faced, Raph is trying not to laugh, Bun is tearing up, Raphael is confused, and David is looking unimpressed. To the very left of the screen there is also a very tiny confused Zi that looks at them as they look at the tomb. It zooms into Bun, Raph and Raphael. Bun begins to speak. His captions say, "This year we lost our dear roommate, Zi." (The audio says, "This year I lost my dear husband, Edgar.") Raph is still trying not to laugh while Raph looks worried. Then Zi shouts from a distance and Bun, Raph, Raphael, Ana, and David jump. Zi's captions say, "Quit telling everyone I'm fucking dead!!" (The audio says, the same thing without the word 'fuck'.) Now it's Bun's turn to try not to laugh. Ana looks surprised and David looks amused. Then Bun goes back to the theatrics and holds his chest and cheek with his hands as he speaks, his captions say, "Sometimes we can still hear his voice!" (The captions say 'I can' instead of 'we can'.) Below Bun's captions is Zi's and it says 'FFS' in parenthesis. Raph is laughing while the others are amused. /End ID]

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #blazenfire223 #blazenfire223's art #good omens art stuffs #star weaver gone wrong au #star weaver au #bun and dove au #ineffablerevautober #animatic #aziracrow