#spoonie humour

[rainbowchihuahuabunny]

That chronic illness feel when you are in so much pain but you don't have the spoons to get up and get your pain medicine so you just lie there. In pain.

#chronic illness #chronic pain #chronic fatigue #chronically ill #ehlers danlos syndrome #pots #potsie #fibromyalgia #spoonie humour #spoonies #spoons #spoonie #spoon theory #spoonie pain #low spoons #gastroparesis #fibrosucks

[chamomile-coated-cat]

In a bar, getting asked to go home with someone :

Me : sorry but you can't afford me

Them : nah baby, I can afford you

Me, shows them medical bills :

Them, already getting out of their chair: yeah, I can't afford you

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[willowsprout]

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[emilyjonestips]

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[thedysfunctionjunction]

#chronic pain #spoonie #chronic pain awareness #si joint pain #chronic migraine #si joint dysfunction #chronic pain memes #chronic illness #chronic fatigue #chronic illness memes #sacroiliac joint pain #spoonies #chronically ill #migraine pain #migraineproblems #chronically ill meme #chronic pain humour #facet joint pain #spoonie meme

[thefundisorderdiary]

My cat:

*hides his toys in random, mostly inaccessible, places*

Also my cat:

“is playtime? 👉👈”

#cat #do not the cat #cat humour #funny cats #spoonie #putting the fun in functional neurological disorder

[myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom]

#resting #chronic illness #spoonie #mecfs #illness humour

[a-queer-mess]

it's that time of the month (the few days I'm unmedicated because I forgot to order my prescription)

#shush robin #adhd #actually adhd #chronic fatigue #spoonie #cfsme #mecfs #chronic illness #chronic pain #disability #depression #general anxiety disorder #cripple humour #ftm #trans

[colitisandme]

You have never known strength until you have had to live it everyday.

Keep going warriors.

Love and light to you all xx

#chronic illness #invisible illness warrior #chronic lyme #chronic humour #spoonie #lymewarrior #lyme disease #flare up

[grubby-socks]

My endoscopy has officially been scheduled for next month and I've been told that I cannot, under any circumstances, swallow little plastic dinosaurs to surprise the doctor

#endoscopy #my mum humoured me and suggested which dinosaurs would be the worst to ... pass #but for the most part it's been firm nos all around #spoonie #gerd

[meridiandesigns]

Like many chronically ill people, I take my meds in the morning. It's become part of my daily routine, and it makes it easier to remember (and let's face it, we could all use a little help with memory!) 

But some mornings you look at those pills, and you have to laugh-- because otherwise it's just depressing! So on those days, remind yourself : it's not just medication, it's part of a balanced breakfast!

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[thedysfunctionjunction]

It really is… I hate being asked this question!

#chronic pain #spoonie #chronic pain awareness #si joint pain #chronic migraine #chronic pain memes #si joint dysfunction #chronic illness #chronic illness memes #chronic fatigue #chronically ill #sacroiliac joint pain #spoonies #migraine pain #migraineproblems #chronically ill meme #chronic pain humour #spoonie meme

[ashessonfire]

Hiiiii!!! I love your dating Kaz with a chronic illness but can you do one with Jesper? I can’t find any and I love your writing so much! Thank you :)))

Jesper Fahey x (Chronically ill) Reader - Headcanons <3

Pairing : Jesper Fahey x Chronically ill! Reader

A/N - Here are my headcanons for Jesper with a chronically ill reader!! Much like with the Nina post, I hope I have done him justice since it's my first time writing for him. Please keep in mind my requests are open, so send any ideas through and I will get round to writing it when i can !! <3

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Unlike Kaz, who understands chronic illness and pain first hand, or Nina who has the ability to ease symptoms, Jesper has neither advantage

Panic was all he could process as you explained your condition to him for the first time, traces of fear deepening with each symptom you explained

Throughout the first few flare ups, Jesper would be completely distraught, fussing over your every pain, whilst trying to uphold some sense of calm on his features

However, Jesper is extremely enduring, and would slowly find his footing and discover his own ways of assisting you

Almost as natural as his own breathing, humour would likely be his first call in trying to distract you from your pains and troubles

Ludicrous jokes would spill out of his mouth, as your aches become overwhelmed by laughter, sweeping away your exhausted thoughts

"Come on, even I didn't think that one was that funny?" - he would tease as your mood lightens with the laughter he brings

The sharpshooter would literally do anything to brighten your features with the smile he adores, and humour is definitely what comes to him the easiest

However, sometimes your symptoms make even Jesper's golden jokes seem dull, and he has to push even harder to be rewarded with your melodious laughter

So, I can vividly picture Jesper dragging Inej, Wylan, and Nina into the room, dressed in costumes wilder than imagination itself

"I present to you, the Dreg's production of... uhmm, I can't actually remember what we decided to call it in the end."

Throwing on a similarly garish costume, Jesper would join the crows in performing a slight variation of one of the Barrel's most popular shows

The laughter these performances would bubble out of you would cause all sorts of new pains, your stomach cramping from the amount of laughter drawn out of you

(Even Kaz would not be able to contain a smirk at the sight of it)

The musical varients of these shows would be the absolute best

Jesper would definitely have draws full of notes on which shows he could do next, and how to modify them to exactly what you enjoy most <3

Although Jesper's charm can also distract you from some of your symptoms, he discovered fairly early on that he could use his allurement to help you

Travelling to the most respectable parts of the Barrel, Jesper would charm every doctor he could find into giving him the best advice possible to soothe your condition

After leaving with a flirtatious wink, he would race to gather the medicine they recommend, noting down every shard of information he receives in order to support you

However, I think the easiest form of comfort Jesper can almost always supply, is love

No matter how bad your symptoms are, his arms will always race out to warm you, lips settling gently on your forehead, words wrapping around your being and showering you in flecks of comfort

Despite his initial hesitation, Jesper is a fast learner, and whatever you ask for he will always, always do it for you <3

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P.S : As a chronically ill person myself, I just wanted to say that my requests will always be open for ideas like this, and my private messages are open for anything. If anyone is experiencing any form of chronic illness and needs someone to talk to, I am here for you!! It can be super isolating and difficult, especially when those around you cannot understand your struggles. Hopefully this post can find all my spoonie crow fans!! <333

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[could-be-kira]

spoons - mikasasha

"Hey… Mikasa…"

Mikasa Ackerman was awoken to the sound of her girlfriend's voice whispering to her at about three in the morning. As she sleepily opened her eyes, she turned around to face her in the bed beside her own.

"Hm–? What is it, love–?" She asked, trying to internally prepare herself for whatever it may be this time. She was fairly used to Sasha's three a.m. rambles at this point, and as much as she sometimes wished that it could wait and the two of them could go back to sleep, Mikasa simply learned to accept it and let Sasha talk for a while.

"Do you ever just think that… spoons?" Sasha whispered back. This was often the kind of question that her girlfriend could expect to hear from her this late at night. Sasha's late-night thoughts were often nonsensical and incoherent, yet Mikasa still opted to humour her. She was happy as long as Sasha was, and if letting her babble on about nothing in particular at three in the morning put a smile on her face, then Mikasa had no problem with it.

"Do– do I ever think that spoons?" Mikasa asked in turn. The question tonight was certainly one that confused her slightly more than others, but she would be lying if she were to say that she was uninterested in where this conversation would go.

"Yeah, you know, sometimes… spoons." Sasha continued on with a small shrug. Even she didn't know what she was talking about right now. That tended to happen a lot, but once she had even the most random of thoughts in her head, she had to express them one way or another.

"Okay, yes, spoons. Let's say I did think about them, but what about them?"

"I dunno, they're just so metallic and shiny and… spoony!" Sasha exclaimed with the silliest of grins on her face. "You can do so much stuff with 'em, like eating with 'em or making a spoon pyramid or playin' the drums on a table…" she continued to ramble while her girlfriend listened. "They're just kinda fun to think about, y'know?"

That got a soft chuckle out of Mikasa. "Yes, I suppose they are fun to think about. I've never really thought of them like that before, but you've enlightened me." She said as a warm smile crossed her lips.

"See? Spoons are the best!" Sasha continued on, that same silly grin still on her face. Soon after, she rested her head back on her pillow, getting ready to return to sleep. "Okaaaayyyy, that's all I wanted to say. Night, Mikasaaaaa, I hope you sleep well and continue to think about spoons…" she quickly trailed off, and just like that, she was already back to sleep.

"I'll be sure to give it some thought," Mikasa joked in return, shutting her eyes and drifting off as well. As much as she sometimes wished Sasha's ramblings could take place at three p.m. rather than three a.m, these were memories that she could never have created with any other person, and ones that she couldn't ever forget, even if she wanted to.

#attack on titan #aot oneshot #aot fluff #sasha braus #mikasa ackerman #mikasa x sasha #mikasasha #♡ / ( writings . )

[myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom]

Valentines for #Spoonies 😀

#chronic illness humour #chronic illness humor #illness humor #spoonie

[aric220]

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