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yourfavoritearchnemesis · 2 years

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Anya: it’s dark i’m scared

Damian: don’t worry bae i got this

Damian: *stomps foot*

Damian: *sketchers light up*

#this is them no one can convince me otherwise #the inspiration for this: that one illustration from the light novel where theyre in the cave with thunder crackling outside and damian #holds her hand to comfort her #spy x family incorrect quotes #spy x family #sxf #anya x damian #damian #anya #anya forger #damianya

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nateofgreat · 6 months

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Franky: Garden's assassins can take down an entire squad!

Loid Forger: So can my wife, they aren't special.

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 6 months

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Damian: when I was six I had a crush on this girl and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a note that said "get out of my school"

Anya: THAT WAS YOU??????

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eternal-echoes · 4 months

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Loid: Is that all you like about me?

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nonoel-28 · 10 months

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Frankie: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter 'a'.

Loid: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

Frankie: Fuck you.

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asmodeus542 · 11 months

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*Playing chess*

Anya: So if I move my horsey here... Isn't that checkmate and I win?

Damian: ...hmm

Anya: Well is it or isn't it?

Damian: You know, I think this is a good stopping point. It's your first real game, I threw a lot of information at you.

Anya: No your king is trapped. He can't go here because of my lighthouse. And he can't go here because of my pointy head guy.

Damian: Like I said, "complicated game".

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bitchimasnake-sss · 5 months

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loid forger is still so whipped!!

anya: i won two tickets to a cruise!!! (something which can easily happen; not that weird) loid: i wonder if this is a trap, a lie, a façade.

yor: the city needs a nice departmental store so, im gonna go on a cruise to interest the buyers! (kinda suspicious ngl) loid: ah must be a new form of urban planning, have fun there babe!!

like bby boi how did you not see through yor's lie?? the air smells like incompetency... or worse, love?

(not a joke fyi, here's the screencap as proof:)

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knifes-and-arson · 2 years

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loid: make a fake family they said

loid: it's just for the mission they said

loid: and now I have a wife, a child and a FRICKIN DOG

loid: AND I LOVE THEM ALL

#2k #1k #heh #spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #anya forger #sxf incorrect quotes #spy x family incorrect quotes #sxf anya #sxf loid #sxf yor

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manawari · 1 year

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Yor: Loid, I'm. . . An assassin.

Loid, remembering the amount of times his wife had taken him down without a sweat and the willpower she wields: oh. That makes sense.

Yor: no, you don't understand. I KILL people.

Loid: same.

#as much as i can imagine the revelation being more angsty or has tension i cannot deny that this one would be accurate HAHA #he ends up being so chill abt it #and then there's yor acting so surprised and wondered if he had known it all along #spy x family #sxf #sxf yor #sxf loid #yor forger #loid forger #sxf twilight #sxf thorn princess #twilight #thorn princess #twiyor #sxf twiyor #spy x family incorrect quotes #sxf incorrect quotes

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stardust948 · 2 years

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Loid: Looks like we can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one.

Yor, pulling out a knife: Manslaughter it is.

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piranha-assexual · 2 years

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Yor: You’re gonna ace this mission!

Loid: You only think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Yor: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Loid: That was big. I was really proud of you.

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fattuccini-afraido · 6 months

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Damian: When I was 7, I had a crush on a girl in my class and I didn't know how to deal with it, so I just wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school."

Anya: THAT WAS YOU?

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fairydares · 1 year

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*Damian, grown up and down on one knee proposing to Anya*

Damian: You know, I thought this crush for you would go away a long time ago.

Anya: I know.

Damian: I tried to get rid of it.

Anya: Okay--

Damian: No you don't understand, I really tried.

Anya: Okay--