#squee rat

[jpceye]

The Facade of Iron Circus Comics and Spike Trotman

I feel like this needs to get some more traction on social media…

#comicsbrokeme trended recently, with comics creators and artists telling horror stories of extreme low wages, cruel bosses, and the constant struggle to make ends meet.

One company, and one person came up in an alarming amount of posts… Iron Circus Comics and its founder, Spike Trotman.

What Trotman has been accused of is not just run of the mill mismanagement or low wages, though they are infamous about underpaying and missing payment dates. They will actively and precisely bully, berate, and mentally destroy creators working under them. Trotman uses their clout as an internet famous comics publisher to keep people in line, and a recurring threat that if creators ever spoke out, Spike would sic their fans on them.

If you ever wondered why so many creators from Slipshine and Iron Circus up and vanished, THIS IS WHY. Several artists and creators have said that Spike Trotman sapped them of their desire to make comics.

This is downright sociopathic behavior to be sure. But then one starts digging into Spike Trotman’s past, and there’s a lot of skeletons in the closet. Squee Rat and Darth Versace were their previous handles on the internet. Squee Rat may sound familiar to people who have heard of the ‘Burned Furs’ movement.

Burned Furs was a puritanical, homophobic, transphobic offshoot of the furry fandom, founded by Spike Trotman, who also wrote the ‘Furry Manifesto’, which outlined their goals of getting rid of pornography, degeneracy, and expression of sexuality in the furry community. They distributed pamphlets at cons encouraging ‘degenerates’ to kill themselves.

A very inconvenient past to have when your brand is leftist and sex positive. Spike very much knows this, and they have tried to scrub all evidence of their past as Squee Rat from wikis and articles about Burned Furs.

Right now, Spike is hoping that this all dies down. In fact, they just had a big party for the success of the Lackadaisy cartoon pilot.

Especially ironic given that Spike once encouraged people to eat one meal a day to make ends meet in the comics industry.

What you can do is make sure this reaches the eyes and ears it needs. Find the dissenting voices against Spike and Iron Circus, and boost them as much as you can.

They shouldn’t be able to hide behind this facade and continue to hurt people.

#discrimination #transphobia #homophobia #spike trotman #spiketrotman #iron circus comics #squee rat #squeerat #ironcircus #lackadaisy #smut peddler #slipshine #ironspike #darth versace #overworked #comics #puritanical #burned furs #burnedfurs #webcomic #furry #charla trotman #lackadaisy cats #party

[strange-nintendo-facts]

Rizzo

“Evil lurks everywhere.”

Rizzo is a blue mouse with a tough exterior and a no-nonsense attitude. He is often seen with a purple scarf tied around his face, which only adds to his mysterious persona. Rizzo prefers to live off the grid, residing in a hidden hideout away from the hustle and bustle of everyday life.

Despite his cranky demeanor, Rizzo is a dedicated police officer, always ready to protect and serve the community. He takes his job seriously and is not one to shy away from danger. In fact, Rizzo thrives on it, often putting himself in harm's way to ensure the safety of others.

In his spare time, Rizzo enjoys tinkering with gadgets and devices, using his technical skills to create innovative solutions to problems that he encounters on the job. He is also an avid reader, with a particular fondness for mystery novels.

Although he can be difficult to get to know at first, those who take the time to get to know Rizzo will find that he has a kind heart and a strong sense of loyalty. He may not show it often, but he deeply cares about those around him and will go to great lengths to protect them.

#squee #Animal Crossing mice #mice #rodents #rizzo #animal crossing rizzo #not the muppet rat #mean mouse #cranky mouse #why so cranky

[saintkaczynski-archive]

#my free book i ordered when drunk came i didnt mnow it had a rat on it squee

[nouveau-riche-princess]

me: isn't there someone you forgot to ask?

Giant Rat: Squee...

[messinwitheddie]

Squee "Nny!! It's been, like, 45 minutes! It's a tiny-ass mobile home! What are you still DOING in there?!"

Nny "Right now, I'm sitting on the ugliest crushed velvet couch I've ever seen while eating a big bowl of the best slow cooker chili I've ever had. I can't wait to learn this recipe in the future. On that note, I should invest in a slow cooker."

Squee "Come on, man! You haven't found ANY physical proof he's not the future you yet??"

Nny "I mean... Other than the alarming number of empty tequila bottles left all over the place."

Squee "Ok, well, you never drink, so he's not you. Mystery solved. Let's ho home, please?"

Nny "Eh... I've started worse habits.

Future me is supposedly dying. Maybe I just stop caring."

Squee "Jesus, Nny, really?"

Nny "He lied about having wife. I haven't found any kind of medical bills or ID or photos or anything-"

Squee "Maybe he keeps his ID and important papers on him at all times, because, you know, cops are dicks."

Nny "Maybe, but-- The fuck--? Future me has a vintage dough boy salt shaker... And it's filled with baby teeth!"

Squee "What?"

Nny "Baby teeth, some shiny rocks and a Canadian dime?... I'm going to draw on it. See if I notice."

Squee "Don't draw on his shit, man."

Nny "Seriously, what's with the teeth?

I found a JAR completely filled with gold-capped teeth in his bathroom cupboard. I found a 25 lb bag of powdered lime in his pantry-"

Squee "Oh God..."

Nny "Yup. Just like the one in my pantry--

A chest filled with jewelry-- pirate booty shit."

Squee "That's kind of neat--"

Nny "And a BIRD WATCHING diary filled with nothing but terrible doodles of the local bird population. NO WORDS."

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(Excuse any and all spelling mistakes. I always overlook one or two.

Oh, the invasion of privacy. Poor Mr. Casarez. Don't shit on his hobby, Nny lol.

To me, one of the funniest things Nny does, at least according to Twitter what I recall, is break into peoples' homes and helps himself to their stuff before killing them (because it's all fiction!! To be clear. I wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to a real life neighbor or real life person in general.)

Also, now I really want chili, but it's almost well past 3 AM and I have no ingredients for good chili. My fridge is all condiments at the moment. Been a rough year...

Finally, Noise is born!! Sorry, @psycho-doughart for the slow crawl to his debut. Poor little guy doesn't have a voice yet.

Again, I really appreciate any reblogs, comments or tag-comments I've received from previous strips. Tugs my heart strings.]

#jthm #nny #squee #nny's looper #au #oc #noise #dough boy

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

I got to pet a rat today and it made my day! It was one of those rats with black fur on her head and a stripe down her back but was otherwise white! She was so curious and tried to nibble my sleeve! I had to squee about it somewhere and you seemed the obvious choice. Thank you for reading my squee!

holy. fucgking shit

#I WISH THAT WERE MEEEE #after all this time I still have yet to pet or interact with a rat. if you'll believe it #criminal honestly #dammit I keep forgetting to make and use an ask tag #rats #fancy rat #ratblr

[ratbiwirattime]

squeak squeK squeK squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak ^^/!!!!

squeak squeakity squee squeak squeak

- @that-one-weylinco-rat

squeak!!

#biwi entertainment cheese #normally biwi type on phone or smth but for you i squeak back #just role(play) with it #biwi hears.

[chaifootsteps]

Not gonna lie, it's worth remembering that Iron Spike (The nb behind Iron Circus) is roughly as checkered as Vivzie is - look up some of the comics broke me things by @jaqqqln, Diana Nock and @kinodras... or her old persona Squee Rat. Dunno if any of the indie darlings aren't hellhole productions, IMO.

Wait, what now? This is the first I'm hearing about this.

#Anonymous #actual blog post

[butwhatifidothis]

Like, what more do you want? For her to be tossed into a deep dark cell with rats to bring her story to a full traumatic circle? For her to executed when she's permanently has the mind of a child and has literally no idea WHY she's about to be executed?

I'll circle around to that second suggestion in a bit, but for now:

What "more" do I want? What exactly did I - or anyone - get, in the first place?

got long lol under the cut it goes

We have the victims of war blaming themselves for daring to fight back against their violent aggressor, we have those same victims either praise their aggressor for their ~reforms~ or mindlessly believe what they say with no proof, we have the story going out of its way to show the violent aggressor of a needless war to be a good leader because ~look at how bad it gets if they're NOT the one leading~ (looking straight at you AG), we have the aggressor gain a NEW mindless fan squeeing over their every action for specifically this game when they already had two characters who in some way were doing that already (Hubert and Dorothea) - oh gee, there's just so much woe that Edelgard has to go through, as the story, plot, and characters all castrate themselves trying to make her look better, amiright?

Edelgard faces zero repercussions in this game as a result of her enacting war against the Church and Kingdom for their crimes of *checks notes* doing nothing. The Church outright helps her in her efforts to get rid of the corrupt nobles of Enbarr, doing exactly what she requested of them to do down to the letter, and she still declares war on them, forces them out of their home, and chases them down to the Kingdom and goes to war with it for daring to house people who are being wrongly and violently persecuted for no reason.

You suggest her being tossed in a dungeon as if that's some sort of unjust, cruel thing, but frankly I don't care at that point whether the poor uwu warmonger shits herself in fear over rats because of the violent and cruel actions she chose to enact independently of anyone's influence. These circumstances are ridiculously different from when she was an actual innocent child being forcefully experimented on; she's the direct reason countless innocent people have either lost their families, friends, homes, livelihoods, and/or lives. To say she should go without any form of punishment - and harsh punishment at that - just because she has a fear of rats and there might be rats in the jailcell she gets thrown in is laughable. Tough shit, she shouldn't have murdered thousands in a needless war for power if she didn't want to get thrown in jail, and I have no sympathy for her in that regard.

Even in the supposed "bad end" version of the routes, Edelgard gets off hilariously easy. Who do you lose in AG? Rodrigue, a full-on playable character that you could've put actual effort into making into an extremely good/reliable unit, as well as the father/father-figure of Felix and Dimitri and someone whose presence is immensely felt throughout all of AG. Who do you lose in GW? Judith, someone who, while (criminally) not a playable unit, is still someone with a huge presence in the story of GW, and who is deeply connected to Claude on a personal level. Meanwhile on SB you lose fuckin' Randolph, a joe-schmoe nobody whose only purpose in any regard whatsoever is to die and who has literally zero connection to anyone except his similarly joe-schmoe nobody sister. Dimitri loses someone he saw as a father and who he heavily relied on to get through deeply traumatic events, Claude loses the one person he actually actively wanted to reveal being an Almyran prince to (before she put two and two together first, that is), and Edelgard loses... someone who's basically a named NPC for all the investment - personal or otherwise - he's been given.

What more do I want? Literally anything, because right now I have nothing.

But regarding the mind-of-a-child thing.

Given Hopes' obsessive need to relieve Edelgard of any actual responsibility for her actions - how it's Dimitri that started a war with the Empire and how that's bad, how it's Claude who invaded the Empire and how that's bad, while Edelgard is always given the benefit of the doubt despite being the actual aggressor unlike the other two who only fight back against her (at first anyway, in Clyde's case), things like that - her mind being reduced to that of a child's is almost fuckin' poetic, because that's pretty much how the game itself treats her. She's a child making a mess of the kitchen but she meant well and that's all that really matters - it's every else's fault for not walking over the mess well enough! It’s sadly very fitting that the game that treats her with the softest, silkiest kid gloves imaginable ends up literally reducing her to a child in the one route where the player never sides with her.

Because now she “shouldn’t” be punished! Isn’t she going through enough, the poor little dear? It’s just like you mention nonnie; she’s already just gone the absolute ordeal of *checks notes* being put in a situation where she literally can’t be held liable for her horrific, cruel actions she committed before she was Lobotogard. Now any attempt from anyone to do anything to Edelgard regarding the actions she chose to make independent of anyone else will be seen as being “too mean,” because now she’s in a state where she can’t understand the wrongs of what she’s done - she doesn’t even think she’s done them! Her mind is reverted to the time she was lil’ ol’ El with her crush Dee and isn’t that just so sad? Feel bad for Edelgard, not for her victims that she forced into war.

Because, like, think about it. Why was Edelgard lobotomized, instead of just defeated/jailed/executed? Why was mind-control + mind-reversion dark magic pulled out of Hopes’ ass to make Edelgard completely unable to be liable for her actions? In a game where Rhea and Claude can die and TWS can be completely wiped out, showing that Hopes doesn’t really care that much about keeping other main important characters on the table? Why not just simply have Edelgard imprisoned - not even killed, not even executed, just placed in prison for omega murder? Even Claude, for as mindlessly the Deer eventually follow him once Clyde switcheroos with him in GW’s Part 2, gets some form of pushback from them initially (...for inconveniencing Edelgard by killing Randolph + other Imperial generals and not for fucking over Faerghus, that is, but it’s still anything), and like I said, he can actually die for doing certain things (...that certain thing being betraying Edelgard on SB’s bad end, but again, it’s literally anything), which is much more than can be said for Edelgard.

Because honestly, I think it’s because the game really didn’t want her to actually face the consequences of her actions. The only thing that happens to her is her being in a state that sad to see... for others. For Edelgard herself, she’s just a confused kid - she’s not living with the guilt of her actions, she’s not facing any real justice for what she’s done, there’s no acknowledgement on her end - or even any ability to acknowledge - all that she’s done. And for fuck’s sake, she wasn’t even put in this state because of the bad shit she did; she was put in this state because she was helping Dimitri fight Thales. This isn’t a result of her killing who knows how many people for a war that’s literal only purpose was to expand her influence over all of Fodlan, in her own words even in this game - she got this standing up against the real bad guy, which definitely isn’t her. Nothing like the loss of a loved one, or dying yourself, and nothing that results directly from her killing innocent people to expand her power. 

So basically what I want is for the aggressor of a needless war that’s killing innocent people to face any actual consequence for doing the shit she does, for other characters who are literally being victimized by her to stop going on about how “well maybe she’s not that bad” when she’s ruining their and their people’s lives, and for the game to not place her in a state where it’s almost completely impossible for anyone to make her hold her accountable for her actions. Considering the shit she still does in this game, I really don’t think I’m asking for much here

#ask #anon #Fire Emblem Warriors Three Hopes spoilers #Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes spoilers #like. even with the shit Clyde also bullshitly gets away with there's still the MODICUM of ANYTHING #he can die. he can get LAMBASTED by his friends. it's just crumbs in the long run but it's SOMETHING #meanwhile the game goes out of it's way to make Edelgard look better - having the Kingdom folks say that they ''started a war back'' #when all they did was not relent to Edelgard's demand of handing over the Church/Rhea is a HUGE example of that #and making Claude act JUST like Edelgard did in 3H but be - at least minimally - criticized for it is another #the other sides are ''just as bad'' as Edelgard is so Edelgard isn't bad anymore guys I promise -> that's how Hopes treats her

[fragileizywriting]

"i don't understand," she mumbles, tapping on the glass. "how come this one is a pet?"

"was probably raised in the tank," he shrugs. "hasn't been touching garbage its whole life, unlike the one we saw in the metro."

they're at a pet store, because she'd heard birds chirping, and had pulled him in. of course. there are birds and mice and snakes, too, with a very excited store owner following them around asking if they're looking for something in particular. marinette asks to hold the rat, and the store owner lets her, and he has such an urge to take a photo of her petting the little ears with her equally little thumb.

"look at this," marinette says, eyes wide and lashes pluming, ignorant to how he snaps a few photos of her hands with the little tiny white mouse cupped in her hands. "how can something like this be so cute?"

"you've never seen a mouse before?" the store owner asks.

she meets their eyes with a smile. "i thought this was a rat?"

"mouse. i've got rats, too, if you want to see them."

"what's the difference?"

"size, usually. tail length, too." the store owner pauses. "do you not know what a rat is?"

luka tries not to cringe.

"uhm—" marinette winces herself. "we— i'm from canada, and i... we don't get those, there. ever. i mean, i've never even thought that these little things could exist, they're just so cute, and i— uh— yeah."

they buy it. somehow. "you know? i heard rumors and saw the memes online about it, but i honestly didn't think it was true. huh. the more you know, i guess."

they disappear around the back, saying something about getting some more bedding for the tank the mouse lives in.

"oh, stars," she whispers, and luka is doing his best not to hit his head on a shelf from how cute she looks. "i've never felt a coat of an animal so soft, this little guy can't be real."

"he reminds me of you," luka snorts.

"it's the nose twitching," she deadpans. "or no, wait, is it the constant need to clean behind the ears?"

"you can fit into my hands pretty easily, just like this little mouse."

she gives out a giggle, just as the store owner comes back.

"are you looking for any reptiles? snakes, maybe?" they ask luka.

he tries not to blink. "uhm...?"

"you've got too many already," they answer sympathetically, nodding their head sagely.

"i look like a guy that collects snakes, huh?"

"don't you?"

all his life he's been asked the same thing. he just gives off the impression that he has them, ever since he was little. he doesn't mind it. finds it funny. maybe he should feel offended, but it's never happened, because he finds them alright. pretty interesting. one could argue that his tail is pretty snake like with how long it gets, but not really.

"nah. fish, though. lots of them. we've got a few huge tanks at home, cause she loves watching them swim."

"you have snakes here?" marinette is almost bouncing on her feet, making sure to gently put the mouse back inside the tank before squeeing. "wait, where are they? oh, i love snakes, can i see?"

"they're in the back of the store; we have a few demigod boas, if you're interested"—they taper off just as marinette goes skipping down the aisle, leaving them both behind—"alright, then."

he tries not to dissolve into quiet, loving smiles when she pulls on his hand the moment he finds her again, pointing excitedly at a blue snake that looks similar to his own tail pattern.

#speakizys #cest la sea #this is the same snake that shows up in DL btw #so on principle i will tag: #demon lovin

[kamreadsandrecs]

Title: Paladin's Faith (Saint of Steel #4)

Author: T. Kingfisher

Genre/s: fantasy, romance, mystery, romantasy

Content/Trigger Warning/s: gore, death, violence, murder, sexual harassment (not explicit)

Summary (from author's website): Marguerite Florian is a spy with two problems. A former employer wants her dead, and one of her new bodyguards is a far too good-looking paladin with a martyr complex.

Shane is a paladin with three problems. His god is dead, his client is much too attractive for his peace of mind, and a powerful organization is trying to have them both killed.

Add in a brilliant artificer with a device that may change the world, a glittering and dangerous court, and a demon-led cult, and Shane and Marguerite will be lucky to escape with their souls intact, never mind their hearts…

Buy Here: https://argyllproductions.com/product/paladins-faith-saint-of-steel-book-4/

Spoiler-Free Review: Kingfisher does it again! As always the romance was on point and delightful. Marguerite is a delight to read, and honestly strikes me as much more…open, I guess? Than the previous protagonists. Which is funny given her line of work, but she read as the one with the least to hide, and was most willing to acknowledge her own feelings and the feelings of others.

And then there is Shane. I was not entirely expecting this storyline for him, but I am IMMENSELY pleased with and delighted by how it went. His connection to the Dreaming God was mentioned in passing in previous books, but now that I know how deep that connection goes, and what the loss of both that connection AND the connection to the Saint of Steel did to him, well… I mean, is it any surprise that his self-doubt runs VERY deep? This facet of his personality plays a lot into his dynamic with Marguerite, and makes for some admittedly squee-worthy moments between the two of them.

Wren is also a delight and a darling in this one. There is an entire subplot going on with her that in some ways was more enjoyable to read than Shane and Marguerite’s, largely because while the beats for the Shane/Marguerite romance were more or less familiar and unsurprising, Wren’s subplot was less predictable.

Speaking of the Dreaming God, it was fun getting to meet more of his paladins! I kind of hope some of them will get books of their own eventually, but given that there are still three more paladins of the Saint of Steel to go before the current series is finished, I suspect it’s going to take a while. And honestly, I’m more interested in seeing more paladins of the Forge God; they seem pretty cool, based on the few glimpses Kingfisher’s shown of them in previous books in this series.

I was also delighted by all the throwbacks to the Clocktaur War duology! Readers who’ve read those books are going to be in for a TREAT, given how many nods and mentions are made in passing to characters and events that happened in that series.

Since there’s a rather heavy Dreaming God presence in this book, it shouldn’t be any surprise that there are demons at play, and the one featured here is VERY interesting. Won’t say more to avoid giving out spoilers, but I think a lot of readers are going to be fascinated by this one - and by the implications that particular plotline has for a whole lot of things in potential future books in this series and in others set in the World of the White Rat.

Overall, this was a great continuation of the series, even if the connection to the bombshell ending of Paladin’s Hope isn’t as direct as some readers might’ve wanted. Then again, that’s been the pattern for this series all along, with each book able to function almost as a standalone and instead lightly referencing previous books instead of being direct sequels. Still, that plot thread in Paladin’s Hope is picked up in this one, though in a highly unexpected way that might leave some readers feeling a bit rabid about the release of the next one.

Rating: five rats

#book review #book reviews #paladin's faith #t. kingfisher #saint of steel series #romance #fantasy #mystery #romantasy #books

[meteor752]

Dsmp Pokémon AU: Scarlet and Violet update

Yep we’re doing this

Just gonna go through the ol’ teams and see if there’s any updates I can make now that there’s some new guys, plus any changes I would make. Also I’m not adding any Pokémon to all the new people, I don’t even think I have a team to everyone on the server in the first place

Younguns

Tommy still has a good team. Okay not like good good, but it’s very Tommy. Wouldn’t change it

There’s some like, possible changes I would like to Tubbo’s team. Like, I gave him a Xatu and a Grookey for like no reason. I don’t know what if replace it with tho. Maybe a Galar Weezing? Or a Gumshoos? Idk. Tell me if you have any ideas yourself

Well we’re evolving Ranboo’s Girafarig to a Farigiraf. Other wise it’s still good

Gonna make a change to Purpled as well. Instead of Ambipom we’re adding Houndstone, cause it’s like purple-ish and that’s all I need. Dogchamp

Tommy Innit - Camerupt, Scorbunny, Galvantula, Shiny Galar Linoone, Exploud, Snom

Tubbo Schlatt - Beedrill, Mareep, Alola Vulpix, Ribombee, Xatu, Grookey (????)

Ranboo Beloved - Male Meowstic, Farigiraf, Zorua, Buneary, Axew, Umbreon

Purpled Bedwars - Mienshao, Espeon, Noibat, Shiny Gourgeist, Drapion, Houndstone

Feral three, or something

Okay so Dream’s team fucking suck. I intended for him to first have all green Pokémon, but then I gave him a Drifblim for some fucking reason. So yeah we’re changing this quite a bit. Removing the Breloom, Serperior and Manetric, we’re instead adding Tatsugiri, Shiny Espeon, and Scovillain

George’s team is still pretty good. I still like it

I didn’t give Karl a fucking Spinda, I’m disappointed in myself. Replacing the Furret

Dream Wataken - Sceptile, Tyranitar, Drifblim, Tatsugiri, Shiny Espeon, Scovillain

George Notfound - Quagsire, Komala, Walrein, Snorlax, Foongus, Munna

Karl Jacobs - Poliwag, Spinda, Tangela, Croagunk, Noctowl, Stufful

Puffychu

Puffy’s team is still pretty good. No real gripes here honestly

I’m gonna remove Niki’s Fennekin and Vaporeon, and evolve her Cottonee to a Whimsicott. I’m giving Niki a Flamigo cause it’s just sorta funny, and a Dachsbun as a throwback to her bakery days

Puffy Schlatt- Flaaffy, Dubwool, Altaria, Dhelmise, Empoleon, Archeops

Nikki Nihachu - Female Pyroar, Dachsbun, Milotic, Mimikyu, Whimsicott, Flamigo

Prank duo or smt

We’re gonna evolve the Fennekin to a Delphox and give it to Fundy in exchange for his Bronzong. Partly cause fox, and partly cause it’s Furry bait! Which is funny! The rest remains the same

Replacing Eret’s Gothitelle to instead have Kingambit, cause it’s a king Pokémon that evolved through the betrayal and massacre of their fellow kind. Sorry queen

Fundy Soot - Thievul, Vulpix, Delphox, Mienfoo, Scizor , Marowak

Eret King, - Mawhile, Salazzle, Garchomp, Meowstic female, Kingambit, Seviper

Foolsamponk

Immediately giving Foolish a Garganacl, cause it kinda looks like building blocks. We’re replacing Cubone for it.

Giving Sam a Mabosstiff instead of Elgyem, cause it kinda has that guard dog vibe, and I can see it t training up his Lillipup

Ponk gets a Grafaiai instead of their Slakoth

Foolish Gamrs - Gofagrigus, M Arodactyl, Shieldon, Sharpedo, Sensu Oricorio, Garganacl

Sam Awedude - Fran the Lillipup, Ferrothorn, Golurk, Magnezone, Turtonator, Mabosstiff

Ponk Obsby, Medic in training - Tropius, Blissey, Bounsweet, M Pidgeot, Grafaiai, Bellsprout

Jack Manifold only

Sad little man

Jack’s team are just…good Pokémon. Diverse team. He’s been at the gym challenge for ten years, he’s built up a good team

Not changing anything

Jack Manifold- Druddigon, Raichu, Pyroar male, Talonflame, Aggron, Samurott

Skephalo

We’re changing Rat from being a Rockruff to being a Fidough, mostly cause it’s the most Bad Pokémon ever lol.

Skeppy’s team is either pranksters, Gem related, tounge users, or a combination of the three. We’re keeping it that way

Bad. B. Halo - Shroomish (Muffin), Walrein (Mr Squee Gee), Chansey (Eggsy), Blitzle (Roberto), Hydreigon (Snappy), Fidough (Rat)

Skeppy Halo- M Sableye, Carbink, Impidimp, Gigalith, Lickitung, Gengar

Velvetfrost

(See I say that but I’ve only given Velvet one Pokémon sooooo…yeah)

Antfrost needs to have the fucking weed cat. We’re getting rid of Sneasel, not even a real cat, and giving him Sprigatitio. The moment I saw this cat I knew Ant was getting it

Velvet has a Cherubi. This is because I don’t know much about Velvet. I’m adding on a Milcery, because baking/cake related and it sorta looks like cu-*Gunshot*

(If someone has any suggestions for a Velvet team I’ll gladly take ‘em)

Antfrost Cake, - Purugly, Delcatty, Liepard, Persian, Sprigatito, Torracat

R.Velvet Cake - Cherubi, Milcery

Punzie

Punz is the same as Jack in that his Pokémon are mainly just…good Pokémon. I am changing his Dewott to a Lokix tho

Punz Bedwars - Absol, Greninja, Lucario, Zangoose, Bisharp, Lokix

Human man

I’m giving Charlie a Clodsire. Don’t care if it ain’t really goo, it’s goo enough and it has zero braincells. It’s perfect

Charlie Slimesicle, - Muk, Goodra, Ditto, Slugma, Clodsire, Gulpin

Fast as fuck boiiii

Connor has fast boys. The fastest Pokémon added were like, the box art legendaries and I’m not giving him those. He keeps his team

Connor Eapans - Togudemaru, Rapidash, Ninjask, Accelgor, Jolteon, Sandshrew

Shady business man

Out of the originals, Schlatt was the only one I didn’t give a full team. We’re changing that today. Mans getting a Wooloo from his sister, a Paldean Tauros, and a Gholdengo

J. Schlatt, -Gogoat, Combee, Wooloo, Purrloin, Paldean Tauros, Gholdengo

ᓭℸ ̣ ∷ᔑリ⊣ᒷ ᒲᔑリ

Callahan keeps his Sawsbuck

Gym leaders

We’re switching Hannah’s steenee for a dolliv. I would give her Arboliva but she’s the first gym aight.

HBomb gets a Tinkatuff cause I think it’s funny. We’re removing Sylveon

New duck Pokémon means new Duckie for Quackie! I’d love to give him a Quaquaval, but he’s gym three so like, damn boy. Quaxwell it is, swapped out with Golduck

Wilbur keeps his team. Was thinking of giving him Annihilape, but it’s too strong.

Switching Sapnap’s Infernape for Armarouge

Philza keeps his team, but switching his extra Tepic for Lechonk

Drista keeps her team (I’d give her Roaring Moon if I could but it’s like from 3000 years ago or smt, she ain’t that powerful)

Switching Techno’s Abomasnow for Baxcalibur

Hannah X. Rose, - Roserade, Dolliv, Petilil (Venusaur, Bellossom, Gossifleur)

Haitch Bomb- Fairy Terra Skitty, Spritze, Tinkatuff (Mime Jr, Granbull, Gardevoir)

Alex Quackity - Ludicolo, Ducklett, Quaxwell (Hawlucha, Politoed, Tepig)

Wilbur Soot - Banette, Froslass, Mismagius (Jigglypuff, Wooloo, Krookodile)

Sapnap Halo - Armarouge , Alola Marowak, Houndoom (Pancham, Chimchar, Charizard)

Philza Minecraft - Honchcrow, Corviknight, Male Unfezant (Lechonk, Pluzle, Phantump)

Drista Wataken - Flygon, Haxorus, Salamence (Lopunny, Kadabra, Mareanie)

Techno Blade - Mamoswine, Baxcalibur, Beartic (Steve) (Doublade, Emboar, Beldum)

#dsmp #dream smp #Dsmp Pokémon au #Pokémon au #Pokémon #pokémon scarlet and violet #Skephalo #Foolsamponk #Karlnapity #Puffychu #Velvetfrost #Tommyinnit #Tubbo #Ranboo #Purpled #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #karl jacobs #niki nihachu #The Eret #Itsfundy #Foolish Gamers #Awesamdude #dropsbyponk #Jack Manifold #Badboyhalo #Skeppy #Antfrost #Punz #charlie slimecicle

[msclaritea]

Every now and then i scroll through this blog for a good laugh. I think it's so funny how you act like you know everything but you've never heard of Domnhall Gleeson and you think some random member of parliament is the most powerful man in Ireland and somehow the number one goal of every powerful person on earth is to be mean to some British actor lmao

Just looked up your fave. He's an IRISH actor, screenwriter and just as fucked up and creepy looking as Cillian Murphy. BUT, he's worked with Tom Cruise. No wonder you're in my mentions, squeeing for such a person, you lousy little cult Rat.

#Cillian Murphy Calls On Scientology BFFS To Talk Him Up To American Press #domnhall gleeson

[messinwitheddie]

Nny "I WANT you to start college and a career and go on fun dates. I WANT you to move on; surround yourself with real friends and a loving family for once--

You'll forget I ever existed and it will be the best thing to ever happen to you."

Squee "NO! I would NEVER do that to you."

Nny "You wouldn't?"

Squee "NO.

I do want to grow up and do all that stuff, but I want you to still be around through all of it."

Nny *sniff* "You really don’t."

Squee "Yes I do. You want to know how I'm afraid it's all gonna go down? One night, I look out my window and a whole squad of cops are dragging you out of your house in handcuffs--

The last time I see you is in a court room. And, I'm sorry, but I never say one goddamn word in your defense."

Nny "I wouldn’t expect you to."

Squee "You're sentenced to rot in solitary for however many lifetimes, but long before that, you somehow manage to carve a bunch of other inmates or prison guards into chunks with a broken plastic spoon or a shank you craft from a leftover steak bone--

Then they strap you to a table and stick a needle in your arm. That's how you die alone."

Nny *lighthearted laughter* "Wow... Fret not, Squee. Maybe I can’t escape the horrors, but I'm a pro at escaping the cops, ok? There will be no arrest. I will have slaughtered half the squad and the remaining officers will have shot me dead before they can stuff me in a cop car. On a bad night."

Squee "Either way the best friend I ever made is ripped out of my life forever. I won't be able to recover from that."

Nny "Jesus, you really worry about all that stuff?"

Squee "I worry about everything, all the time, in general but, yeah, that's like, in the top 5."

Nny "You worry about me?"

Squee "Yeah. A LOT."

Nny "You consider me your friend?"

Squee "Y-yeah... I'm your friend too. I don't want bad things to happen to you. I don't want to see you in pain... Maybe this is my dumb wishful kid brain talking, but I believe things can get better. It may take a shit ton of hardship and every step of the way will SUCK, but things can get better. They HAVE to or things will get worse...

I will help you any way I can for as long as I can, I PROMISE, but you Have to meet me halfway. You HAVE to STOP doing crazy shit like this!! I'm sorry-- I'm not trying to shame you or judge you or guilt you, I just--"

-bloop of an ended call--

Squee "Damn it."

"Excuse me?--"

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... I have nothing to say for myself.]

#jthm #nny #squee #nny's looper #au #long post is long

[jimothy-hopkins]

All Yours.

Cause we all need the horse boy lore.

It was late evening, and the fading winter brought greener grass and longer days to the farm. Gary liked it this way. He could stay out longer, and it was around this time the mares would give birth. Gary loved the foals. Although, he couldn’t say the same for his older brother, Leroy, nicknamed Leo.

Leo never held an interest in horses as Gary did. Sure, he killed at polo and jockeyed well, but that was about as far as his equestrian career went. He was way older than Gary, which made it hard for them to connect. What did an 11-year-old kid and a 20-something college guy have in common? Barely anything. The only thing Gary’s parents needed from them both was a free horse jockey.

Currently, Gary and Leo were bringing in and feeding the broodmares. Gary poured the grain while Leo went and caught them from the pasture. It was also routine for them to check for signs of foaling as they were nearing due dates. Gary had been anticipating the last few days but was disappointed when the mares showed no signs of waxing or dropping. Every year it was a gamble. Some mares were right on time, others had foals early, and a few kept them in a little longer.

Gary grabbed one of the buckets, approaching a mare’s stall. She was named Devil’s Dance and affectionately nicknamed Dancey. She was quiet and had a silky black coat with four socks and a star on her head.

“Hey, you heifer,” Gary reached to pet her forehead and poured her feed into the trough.

As Dancey ate, Gary ran a hand along her side and knelt. He noticed her stomach had dropped a lot, and her udder had waxed! A grin spread to Gary’s face, and the boy slowly came to stand. He cautiously walked to her back end. He felt the area around her tail, the flesh rippling like a plate of Jell-O. His ambitions were further confirmed when Dancey’s tail bent back to her spine. Dancey was going to foal in a matter of days, hours even.

Gary let out a small squee and patted the mare.

“You’re such a good girl, mama!” He said as he gave her kisses.

Dancey snorted and pushed against his face. She loved attention when she could get it, especially when it was from Gary.

The young boy exited the stall and ran to meet his older brother.

“Leo! I think Dancey’s going to have her baby soon>’ He breathed.

“She’s not due for another week, Gary.” The man scoffed as he parked the last of the broodmares into her stall.

“But she was all squishy! She had wax and all that!” Gary insisted.

“Fleabag did the same thing last year, and we had to wait a whole week til her little rat popped out,” Leo grumbled.

Gary rolled his eyes and continued his chores until they got done and could head inside.

All Gary could think f was Dancey’s foal. From dinner until bed, the unborn foal was the only thing on Gary’s mind. The adults had their kick about it, but it didn’t dissuade him. Gary could hardly sleep, and when he finally fell asleep, he woke up not long after.

Looking at his clock, it was around three in the morning. He sat up and looked around for a moment. He listened for any maids or other staff. The halls were quiet, and that meant he could make his move. Gary quickly got out of bed and pulled on some slippers. He made his way to the door and quietly exited his room. Once in the hall, he made a mad dash outside and into the stables.

Once inside, he turned on the lights. A few mares peered out from their stalls but turned back to lay down and sleep again. However, he did hear something that was off. He walked down the aisle, stopping at Dancey’s stall.

He looked over, and just as he’d said, she was in labor and ready to foal. He panicked, unsure what to do, he wanted to tell his parents, but he also wanted to watch the birth. Gary opened her stall and slipped inside.

“Hey Dancey, it’s ok, girl. It’s ok,” He whispered.

The mare groaned and stumbled around to find a comfortable place to lie down. Gary sidestepped to give her as much room as possible. His eyes never left the mare.

With a heavy breath, she flopped down. Gary knelt close by and watched as the mare had contractions. He wasn’t a stranger to foaling, but this time it felt different. As if Gary needed to be here. Gary made sure to help soothe the mare best he could from a distance, assuring Dancey that she was indeed a good girl and that she could do it.

Gary watched as she gave birth to a beautiful foal. The newborn was massive with a bold chestnut coat. Like its mother, it had four socks. Dancey’s baby also had a broad blaze that covered its face. When Gary got a better look at it, he could tell that the foal was a little colt.

Only after she passed the placenta did Gary run to wake his family. As expected, his father was irritated that Gary didn't alert him when Dancey was in labor, but he woke his wife and eldest after he heard the news.

Back down at the barn, the Smiths watched from outside the stall as the colt attempted to stand.

“He’s quite big,” Gary’s mother commented.

“Bigger the horse the faster the stride. Bet you he’s gonna make us some money,” Mr. Smith nodded.

“You said that last year too, and those rats can barely clock a minute,” Leo spat.

“You hush, now Gary. What do you wanna name your horse?” His father asked as he grabbed his shoulder.

“My horse? He’s mine!?” Gary said in disbelief.

“He’s all yours, son.” The man nodded.

Gary thought for a moment.

“Dignified Devil.” He answered with a nod.

#bully scholarship edition #bully canis canem edit #bully anniversary edition #canis canem edit #bully rockstar #bully cce #bullworth academy #gary smith #gary smith cce #leo kasper #manhunt/bully crossover #manhunt 2007 #manhunt 2

[therxtking]

The small goat-like daemon holds out the invitation to Gordon,

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ Thank you, for trying to warn me about the rats... ❞

*The rat squee and taking it "Why thank you! Any time, my dear, any time."

#“OMFG A PARTY” #Bro had some WILD party years #but he knows the difference between a ball and a frat party so he'll act accordingly. #gordon #king gordon #answered #asks #AAAAAAAAAAA I GOT AN INVIIIITE