#ssbu incorrect quotes

[valen-vale]

ssbu but it’s me and my friends discord conversations part 4

These two aren’t even my favorite they just fit most of these conversations

#joker p5 #Lucina #ssbu #super smash bros #ssbu incorrect quotes #no more tags #discord stuff #discord shit #stolen from discord #technically it is

[indigomarina]

Rosalina: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Zelda: Bees? Rosalina: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Zelda: Wait- Peach approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly

#nintendo princess #princess zelda #ssbu #super smash bros #prince peach #princess rosalina #ssbu incorrect quotes #crossover squad

[zyphernez]

Sephiroth: did you miss me?

Cloud: how could i miss you, you never go away

#source: sonic boom #incorrect quotes #ff7 #ff7 incorrect quotes #cloud strife #sephiroth #avalanche #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #sephy's intro to smash be like #smash bros ultimate #ssbu #super smash bros

[captainschmoe]

Kirby’s Diary, Day 1: Dear diare, today I lernd my 1st crs word. Bitch.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 2: Dory Diory Dear Diory, Bich.

Kirby’s Diary, Day 3: Dear dior, I just lerned the f word, it is fuck.

#super smash bros #ssbu #kirby #incorrect quotes #z quote #not a reblog for once

[ssbuwaifus-icorrectqs]

"He will be back at 8, madam": Zelda, Peach, Corrin

"Your son calls me mommy too": Bayonetta, Palutena, Byleth

Enters the house in silence, takes the guy and leaves: Robin, Samus, also Byleth

#smash ultimate #ssbultimate #ssbu #smash #smash bros #smashwaifus #incorrect quotes #f!byleth #f!corrin #f!robin #palutena #princess daisy #princess peach #princess zelda #zelda #tloz #fe #metroid #bayonetta #fire emblem #super mario #lucina #samus #samus aran

[swoodthis]

Incorrect Maxverse quotes #15

Cloud, upon realizing Malchus isn’t Sephiroth: Malchus has only existed for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I’d kill everyone in the Smash Mansion and then myself.

#le shitpost #incorrect quotations #incorrect quotes #incorrect maxverse quotes #SSBU #ssb #incorrect smash bros #super smash bros #smash bros #cloud strife #sephiroth #malchus #malchus smashbros

[soap-dispenser-tom]

Marth: So Pit, how old are you?

Pit: 28!

Marth: Oh, okay.

Marth:

Marth: Wait WH—

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ssbu #incorrect ssbu quotes #incorrect super smash bros #incorrect super smash bros quotes #fire emblem #kid icarus #kid icarus uprising #kiu #fe #marth #pit #fe marth #kiu pit #idk why but this is an inside joke between my and my friends #my posts

[guynamedultimax]

Sora and Pit: *exist*

Sephiroth and Pitoo: Holy shit there's two of them now

#super smash bros #super smash bros ultimate #ssbu incorrect quotes #sephiroth #dark pit #kingdom hearts sora #pit kid icarus

[determinedowl23]

Lucas: Oh crap.

Young Link: Watch your fucking language.

#Owl hoots #ssbu #ssbu incorrect quotes #lucas mother 3 #young link #not sure if smash fans unfamiliar with Zelda know this but young link is actually older than toon link #yes toon link is more likely to curse but young link is more likely to curse while quieting someone #anyways these are my sons and I love them

[nctzensmolbean]

(for context, check these posts from me -> https://nctzensmolbean.tumblr.com/post/644606426910785536/ssbu-fanmade-spirits-1 and https://nctzensmolbean.tumblr.com/post/640156906391994368/ssbu-oc-3)

Kazuhiko: [tapping on counter]

Hyuk: [taps back furiously]

Akira: What's happening?

Jun: Kazuhiko and Hyuk learned morse code so they could insult others without us knowing. 

Kazuhiko: -.-- --- ..-  -. . . -..  -.-- --- ..- .-.  .-- .. -. --. ...  .--- ..- ... -  - ---  .-. . .- -.-. ....  - .... .  ... .--. .. -.-. .  -.-. .- -... .. -. . - .-.-.- (You need your wings just to reach the spice cabinet.)

Hyuk: SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU BITCH IMMA-

Akira: They seem happy.

(thanks to @monstaxhappened for the inspiration for this quote!)

#ssbu oc #ssbu incorrect quotes #ssbu spirits

[hopeaterart]

Bandana Waddle Dee: Kind of fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Pepsi costs like a dollar seventy five.

Wario: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR PEPSI FOR 1.75!? THAT SHIT IS LIKE 2.30 MINIMUM

Bandana Waddle Dee: Hospital.

King Dedede: Who the fuck is paying 2.30 for a Pepsi?

Bandana Waddle Dee: Not me sir. I'm paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital.

Bowser: I pay like 2.50$ but I'm from the Mushroom Kingdom.

Bandana Waddle Dee: I feel like we're getting off topic.

Ridley: Blood is free?

Bandana Waddle Dee: So is pepsi if you steal it?

Eggman: What I'm wondering is why you're getting your pepsi from the hospital.

Bandana Waddle Dee: Because it's only a dollar seventy five.

Sephiroth: Why in my mother's name would a vampire drink pepsi.

Kazuya: Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Monokuma: #femboy

Bandana Waddle Dee: Uh???

Ganondorf: That's why I'm not a fan of the sexy vampire trope. 1: it's overused, and supports the current status quo of typical vampire supremacy: worshipping rich folk. 2: vampires prey upon normal people, and thus represent capitalists preying on the working class. 3: Werewolves are much sexier anyway.

Bandana Waddle Dee: ._.

Wolf: Am I having a stroke? I feel like I'm having a stroke.

Gigyas: You might want to go to the hospital, then.

King K Rool: I heard the pepsi is cheaper there.

#bandana dee #ssbu #smash #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #inspired by that one pepsi post #bandana is forced to hang out with the villains because he's dedede top man part 2

[valen-vale]

Shulk: “You look pissed, what happened?”

Joker: “Min-Min betrayed me.”

Shulk: “Wait, what? What happend!?”

Ike: “She hid his coffee, and the ingredients to make said coffe."

Shulk: “that's it?"

Joker: “I dont think you understand how severe this situation is”

Shulk: "You're gonna be fine, I think you're just overreacting"

Ike: "He said that He pulled 3 all-nighters in a row"

Shulk: "oh"

Orginal prompt by: write-it-motherfuckers

#ssbu #shulk #Ike #joker persona 5 #Brief mention of Min-Min #ssbu incorrect quotes

[indigomarina]

Zelda: Do you take constructive criticism?

Daisy: I only take cash or credit.

#super smash ultimate #ssbultimate #ssbu incorrect quotes #ssbu #princess zelda #princess daisy #crossover #crossover squad #incorrect quotes #super smash brothers ultimate #super smash bros ultimate #super smash bros incorrect quotes #super smash bros #legend of zelda #super mario bros.

[stardrawsrmblogs]

f! Corrin: Alright everyone let's say one nice thing about Sonic.

Megaman: Fast

Pac-Man: Cool

Lucario: Cocky

Joker: Arrogant

Snake: Asshole

Sora: Sanic

Sonic: Sora, Corrin said nice things not the fucking meme.

#super smash bros incorrect quotes #super smash bros ultimate #ssbu #super smash bros #sonic #snake #lucario #corrin #mega man #pac man #sora #joker #sonic the hedgehog #Pokémon #fire emblem fates #metal gear #persona 5 #kingdom hearts #incorrect quotes #sanic

[captainschmoe]

Bayonetta: Pain is when your vibrator dies at the worst time.

Wolf: Get a man.

Ike: Those die too.

#super smash bros #ssbu #incorrect quotes #bayonetta #wolf o donnell #fe ike #z quote #not a reblog for once

[ssbuwaifus-icorrectqs]

New blog!! 💟

#zelda #rosalina #f!robin #f!corrin #f!byleth #princess daisy #princess peach #samus aran #samus #lucina #bayonetta #palutena #lady palutena #ssbu #smash ultimate #smash memes #incorrect quotes #fire emblem #mario galaxy #fea #ssbu rp #smash #smash bros #super mario #ssbultimate #princess zelda