#ssshhhh they're sleeping

[lollytea]

please please my dear tell me a story of one of Willow's murders

I'm gonna copy and paste down some of the idea from the DMs from a while ago. I'll only steal the messages I wrote, which is why they might look disorganised. Cuz I'm replying to something another person said. Anyway forgive it for being sloppy, you know how it is with DMs:

- We had the hc that having a galdorstone for a heart might tamper with Hunter's blood. Like the liquid would be imbued with an unstable amount of magic.

Its considered extremely dangerous to work with grimwalker blood. Raine and the rest of the lab experimented with a literal DROP that Hunter donated once and it made shit fucking explode. Its just WAY too much to handle.

But obviously, that's not gonna stop some people from trying to get a hold of it. It's considered extremely valuable. It will sell for SO MUCH at the night market.

Obviously anybody who's willing to risk everyone else's safety to get hold of an absolutely lethal substance and possibly harm/capture Hunter to bleed him dry, would obviously be an absolutely depraved awful person. Just vile.

However, people do not go after Hunter as often as one might think. It definitely happens every once in a while tho.

Willow is up early tending to her garden, letting Hunter sleep in an extra few hours before he has to go to work. She's taken the baby from her cradle so she doesnt cry and wake up Papa and now has her sleeping in a sling against Willow's chest, soothed by the sound of Mama's heartbeat.

Willow's whole garden abruptly shifts in a way only she can notice and she lifts her head, alerted to the apparent disturbance. She recognizes the signal. It means there's an intruder.

Willow approaches the back yard where there is a man who tried to break in by their window but was immediately snatched and restrained by vines.

Willow quickly deduces who he is by rooting around in his pockets and discovering his identifications, weapons, vials, ropes and sleep potions.

"Let me guess," Willow says softly. "You're here for my husband,"

Said husband continues to sleep on peacefully, as does the baby curled up against her breast. The baby doesn't wake because Willow's heartbeat remains steady.

The Boiling Isles doesn't have Coven Scouts anymore. There's no longer a police form. Meaning, it's easier to get away with crimes. You won't go to jail. However you might get slaughtered in cold blood if you pick the wrong target.

Willow thinks about strangling him until his organs pop but she decides against it.

She won't kill him.

Instead she smothers his mouth shut in vines so he can't scream. (The two loves of her life are sleeping ssshhhh)

She sprouts the plants that Hunter was always deeply fascinated with. The ones that sizzle and boil and devour flesh.

She has it slither up the intruders body, leeching against his left leg, his right arm, his back, his collarbone. The acidic spit stings like a nightmare. It takes chunks out of him.

He'll live. He's in immense pain and no healing magic will ever fix that but he'll survive. He'll never forget the mistake he made in threatening her family tho.

Willow lets him go and sends him off. She gives him very firm instructions.

"Your friends, partners, whoever put this stupid idea in your head, you go back and you tell them I went easy on you. Consider yourself a warning to them. You will never attempt to touch that man. Do you understand me?"

- I like the thought she wouldn't have tortured him quite so severely if they didn't have a baby. Like No. You won't touch her husband. You won't touch her baby's Papa. They're starting a family together and she will melt you from the inside out if you try to get in their way

- As soon as she fucking renders a guy to a gasping wreck because of the excruciating pain she put him through, she calmly strolls back into the house, into their room and sits down by her husband.

She pecks his lips and she hears him groan.

"It's about time you woke up," She says, tenderly brushing back his hair.

Eyes still closed, Hunter raises a hand and searches around for hers. He finds it and presses her palm against his cheek.

"Okay...I'm up...I'm up...." He mumbles, still half asleep.

He has no idea. And he probably won't. He's not adverse to his wife *handling* problems like these. He just asks that she not tell him the details. Makes him nauseous

- It's the reason she has absolutely no mercy. Her methods are not only ruthless but strategic. There are people who want to harm her husband and she wants them feeling just as helpless, haunted and traumatized by her actions as she was in that graveyard all those years ago.

She needs them scared of her. She need them to shit themselves in fear over the IDEA of ever going near Hunter again. She kills some intruders. But mostly she mangles them and sends them running so people understand the kind of pain she could put them through too.

She wants them scared. Because *she's* scared. She's scared of being the princess who loses the prince. So she becomes the fire breathing dragon instead.

She often wants to hold him in her arms for a very long time. Even if he's reading or carving or typing some fanfic on his laptop she'll cuddle him from behind. He doesn't always know what she needs comfort from but he's familiar with how she acts when she needs it. So he let's her hold him

Its when Hunter is holding their baby in his arms, talking softly to her, allowing her to seize hold of his finger, that Willow is like "We are going to have a happy peaceful future together if it kills me"

- Willow gets no joy out of killing people but it doesn't make her uncomfortable in the way that it does to Hunter.

When Willow was little and her powers were out of control, she always worried that one day she could seriously hurt somebody and not mean to.

But that's not the case anymore. Sometimes she kills somebody. And she *does* mean to. Everything that's keeping Willow sane and stable and in control of herself are her friends and family. Meaning she will do whatever it takes to strike down any threat to them. She doesn't CARE. She realizes that some people are beyond redemption and if she kills, she kills.

Hunter, meanwhile, has reservations about killing, no matter how vile the person is. Like he is absolutely capable of it. He's strong and tough and powerful. HOWEVER the grimwalker trauma is rooted deep. Its a really troubling thought to shake off, knowing you were literally *constructed* to slaughter witches. It's an act of defiance that he never sheds a witch's blood *once.* If he's ever forced to, it would probably send him spiraling. But like. He's not all "nooo Willow everybody deserves to live." He understands killing as self defense. He just doesn't want to be the one doing it. If he's ever around when Willow has to do it, he turns the other way so he doesn't have to see.

[amelia-yap]

more dragon Weiss whiterose?

👉👈🥺

they're just too cute

ssshhhh the gays are sleeping

#ruby rose #weiss schnee #derg AU #whiterose #white rose #rwby #my art #i have nothing interesting to add in the tags #sleepy gays #that's it that's the post

[yanderecandystore]

Heya Miko!!

Well, I think we all know how this is going.

(I totally need to make an actual fanfic about it! It is a great idea, Miko)

You get beaten up by someone else [Yandere bully - Headcanons]

Rage.

Simply pure rage.

You were running late to school, normally the twins would "acompany" you through the your path too school.

Sometimes they would be there to make your way to school harder for you, maybe just pumping into you and pushing you around. Sometimes picking your stuff from you and making you chase them to get it back.

Teasing, most of the time.

And in other times they would be making fun of you and your condition, although they can easily go to school on a freaking lamborghini instead of bothering you, they're starting to like this way, is way more fun.

Speaking of said lamborghini, they would be making fun of your condition and also trying to convince you to go with them the next day, saying "- You get ready, and we'll pick you up! It would be way better than just waking this distance all by you lonely self". But you never liked the idea, so you always said "no".

Today however, instead on messing around with you, they decided to go straight to school, what could go wrong right? Maybe you would even miss them and ask them to go with school with you again. They can dream, can't them?

This was probably a really bad idea on their part.

A couple of students from your school decided to beat you up, they saw that you were vulnerable and decided to use that against you.

The funny part is, is that they were doing this in hope of getting closer to the twins, proving how useful they can be and stuff like that, since all school at this point knows you're the main target of the twins, but no one seems to know why.

The rest of the school never attacked you directly, this was probably the first time! Most of the time they just ignored you so that they don't fall target too, the only people that talk too you, are people on the same boot as you or are the blissfully ignorant.

But even ignorance can't save them, the last person that talked to you changed schools, some think it was because of the twins themselves. But you never knew why.

Anyway, even if the twins weren't here, this students you make sure that they made a good damage, and made sure, that they would be known for being the ones who did it.

With was a really bad decision on their part.

You don't even know how but you managed to get to school, late, bleeding, a mess, your clothes torned up, and not being able to stand straight.

Both twins were waiting you to come outside the school, they were paranoid. But unfortunately, their suspicions were correct.

You got hurt, you got beaten up, you were crying and panting, scared.

They run to help you out. They're panicking and asking you who did this.

You couldn't remember their faces or their names, but you remember that they told you their class:

"- Se-second year, class 2-G." Was all you could say to the twins.

And now, they were absolutely furious, a bunch of nobodies wanted to pick a fight?? They probably were oblivious of the first and second rules of this school, "don't pick a fight with the twins" and "don't mess with their stuff".

You weren't supposed to be touch by anyone, and especially hurt by some idiots who want to "fit in with the cool kids".

Although, they blamed themselves for not being there to help you.

They managed to pick you up and put you on a bed on the nurses office, she wasn't there to see them coming, but when she saw you (who is always hurt, so is always there in her office) on the bed, she screams out of pure horror, "- What happened to you dear??"

But, you were unconscious. So you didn't see anything that happened.

And oh boi, did things happen! First the twins planned on talking with the entire 2-G class to see who did it, but one of the idiots who did it talk to them directly!

"- Hey, buddies, how is going?" Said a guy they never even meet.

They thought about it a bit, maybe it would be better to not yell at everyone just for now. So both of them calm down and said: "- Hey man, it's going amazing! (an obvious lie but they continue) We're trying to find a certain someone with a really fucked up face, have you seen them?" They try to convince the boy that they don't know your location, and maybe see if he knows something.

"- Did you like our present? We wanted you to actually see their look on their faces, but you weren't there, what a shame."

Wow, that was, easy? Well, while both twins want to beat the shit out of this dude, they can't make a mess now.

Alexandra is shaking of anger and bitting her nails and Adrien is thinking of at least 11 ways to give this man a second hole in his face. But all they said was that, they want to see everyone that was involved, want to, celebrate, such an act. (They were trying their best to keep calm)

The twins call them to meet after school in the school's back garden. What happened there was a lot more gruesome than what happened to you. Apparently, it was a group of 5 people who had beaten you up, even if the twins were in a small number, they managed to make every single one pay.

They were beaten, one actually fell unconscious, the way both twins did it was by taking one by one from behind. Sneaking from behind.

And they had an advantage of using weapons, a baseball bat and a combat knife.

"- It was a gift from my dad :D!"

In other words, they did a lot of dirty work while you were sleeping and nurse was panicking trying to take care of your wounds.

When you wake up feeling heavy, you hear what sounds like a bit of screaming? Like, two people arguing? You opened your eyes to see both twins smothering you on the bed and the nurse trying to get them away from you.

"- They-They aren't fully healed yet, I think you two should-"

"- Ssshhhh, shush, they're gonna be fine."

"- . . ." The nurse didn't say anything.

"- They, are going to be fine, right?" They ask a little more, anxious?

You decided to say hi, and ask what happened, but the minute you open your mouth they're crying and screaming of joy, of panic, of guilt.

You can make half of what they're saying, but at least they seemed happy that you were awake.

After this incident, you're going to come to school with them every single day in their lamborghini and they don't want to hear anything against it.

And they're going to smoother you, forever, maybe one day even make it clear that no one is supposed to mess with you anymore. And that you deserve respect.

A couple of days after the incident they would treat you like the fragile thing that you are. And yes, they're going to whine if you don't let them hold you.

You actually never heard of the students of 2G after that.

. . .

Were them even in school anymore?

#yandere twins #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere x reader #yandere bully #special delivery headcanons #anonymous cutie said: #thank you Miko!

[moralesmarkers]

Teen Wolf as things i found in my groupchat

Liam: guyyyyyyys i have to tell u something reeeeeaaaaally important

Stiles, in the same minute: yea

Stiles: i'm here

Stiles: huh

Stiles: wow

Stiles: hello

Stiles: no?

Stiles: ok

Lydia: hey

Allison: hi 🍍

Lydia: nvm

Allison: why 🦘

Lydia: i wanted to ask u something but i remembered the answer to my question while i was typing

Kira: hey do u guys wanna meet up? :))

Lydia: bois

Lydia: boys

Lydia: whatever

Lydia: i'm shopping i can't

Scott: what the fuck

Stiles: bitch i'm cackling

Isaac: wtf is going on

Scott: i got a D- on my chemistry test

Scott: Stiles copied the whole thing off me and got an A

Isaac: now i'm cackling too

Cora: it's period time

Erica: what

Cora: cuz i'm bleeding

Cora: out of my vagina

Erica: does it hurt

Cora: yea

Erica: how much

Cora: QUAGHJGFGHJGHF

Liam: [random picture of his feet]

Kira: i really like your socks

Liam: ikr they're awesome

Allison: i'm hungry

Allison: but i just had sumn avocado

Lydia: aw girl now i want sumn avocado too

Malia, two hours later: i wanna eat a horse

Lydia, on vacation: theres a cannabis shop nexx 2 our hotel

Boyd: Are you already on some of that? Your grammar is weird

Lydia: u can buy hookahs hereeeee

Boyd: Lydia i'm sweating please tell me you aren't smoking cannabis

Kira: how du u politely insult someone

Malia: ur a humanly human

Boyd: that's not polite, that's the heaviest insult known to mankind

Lydia: guys i'm going shopping again what should i buy?

Stiles: b a t h b o m b s

Stiles: t o i l e t p a p e r p e r f u m e

Scott: what the heck is toilet paper perfume

Lydia: i need more ideas

Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n

Stiles: p e n s

Stiles: d e c o r a t i o n p e n s

Scott: Stiles what the FUCK are decoration pens

Stiles: i d k

Stiles: s o u n d s g o o d

Lydia: ok thx babe, please stop doing drugs and sleep instead, have a nice day

Stiles: t h x

Stiles: w i l l d o

Scott: something tells me u won't but alright

Scott: what did you get on your essays guys

Lydia: 98

Scott: what

Scott: how

Scott: Stiles you better have a low grade or else i'll kick u

Stiles: i have 105

Lydia: how in the fuck did you get a 105

Liam: what was your essay about

Lydia: we had to write an instructional essay about a mathematical concept we used this year

Lydia: preferably the quadratic formula

Stiles: i wrote 5 paragraphs on how to add single digit numbers

Stiles: 105 for creativity and accuracy

Lydia: youve gotta b kidding me rn

Stiles: i got the idea off a tumblr post

Lydia: i think im having a stroke

Erica: fuck off i don't wanna do school work in quarantine i've got enough to do already

Cora: wtf u doing we're literally quarantined

Erica: sleeping

Erica: bitch

Stiles at three am: W H AT 'S JE S U S C R IM I N AL R E CO RD

Derek: ffs stiles its 3 am go to sleep

Cora: why does my perfume have more curves than i do

Erica: why does the pineapple have more joy in life than i do

Stiles: why does everybody have more talents better mental health and prettier faces than i do

Liam: Stiles

Liam: are you ok?

Stiles: yeah totally anyways guys what are we doing today

Erica, completely out of nowhere: I HATE THIS FUCKING BITCH

Cora: big mood

Kira: hiii guys does anyone want to videochat?? :)

Allison: i have to take a shit later maybe

Kira: oh

Kira: ok

Erica: w h e e z e

Cora: guys i'm feeling down can anyone call me

Kira: yup hun i'm here

Allison: i'm pooping but alas

Cora: no Allison i don't want to talk to you while you're taking a shit

Cora: but thx

Allison: ... you're welcome

Kira: the smolest house in europe is 57 centimetres smol

Stiles: don't know where i'm gonna need this information but i'm pretty sure i will someday so thank u babe

Kira: uwu

Theo: fuck off how does charli damelio have 6 million likes on a tiktok of her drinking a slurpee and i can't even get thirty likes on a text post she's such a stupid whore

Stiles: thats because you're untalented, ugly and unsympathetic as fuck and nobody likes you

Stiles: including me

Stiles: get the fuck off our group chat you heinous jealous slug

Liam: slowclapinthedistance

Kira: guys what do you think of the drama bryce hall got into yesterday

Isaac: nothing

Scott: i'm a potato

Stiles: who the fuck is bryce hall

Kira:

Kira: the holy trinity

Derek: okay, so we're meeting at my house at two o'clock. possibly/most definitely without scott, because he's not reading or answering any texts.

Stiles, twenty minutes later: i found a wild scott ima drag its ass to dereks now

Theo: idk i don't feel good lately

Theo: like i'm just mentally not alright and i feel down all the time

Stiles: HAHHAHAHAHAHA

Stiles: I'M SORRY BUT THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I READ ALL WEEK

Stiles: ssshhhh erica

Erica: what

Stiles: do u want crack

Derek: Stiles for fucks sake stop trying to get Erica to do drugs with you

Erica: yes

Derek: wait

Stiles: YES

Derek: NO FUCK

Scott: that's it

Scott: theo ima throw u out of our friend group u are toxic asf

Scott: stiles i'm gonna put you into therapy

Stiles: AHAHHAHHAHAHA LIKE I'M ANYWHERE NEAR RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD THAT

Stiles: BITCH

Stiles: MY THERAPY IS CHEAP MARIHUANA

Liam: i'm gonna go to sleep now good night everyone

Theo: have nice dreams

Theo: about murder

Allison: i really want to go shopping anyone down??

Lydia: YES

Lydia: that's the spirit sis