Storytime: My brother Dave used to manage a Little Ceasars, and he hated it. So when my mom asked him what he wanted on his birthday cake, he jokingly said the Little Ceasars guy being stabbed with his own spear. My mom, who doesn't always get sarcasm, didn't even question it. She lovingly made him exactly what he asked for. It's my favorite cake ever.
Happy Ides of March to Ceasar getting stabbed!
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one of the monthly fanart prompts for the Centaurworld Art Club on Discord is to draw characters as/in memes so... probably expect more stupid shit coming soon
(and message me for an invite if you like)
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"I've missed you, Tabby..."
"Don't be a stranger, okay?"
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Apparently due to a very unfortunate set of circumstances, Admiral Stabby was promoted to High Emperor Stabby. The Siluens do not acknowledge this, but humans now bow down to the High Emperor and have begun to refer to Him as Your Highness and Your Majesty.
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Stabby the space roomba with its flock of Stablets traversing a ship on its annual revolution to scan for changes in the ships structure becoming a holiday and the Stablets each getting decorated by a different department. Ships send videos of their Stabby day parade and brag about their ships "flock" achievements.
"COMMANDER Stabbys engineering department Stablet has just taken the rank of head engineer after getting in a sneak attack with a mounted toothpick during coffee break. We're all so proud"
Brags get a little out of hand. Stabby day begins to be celebrated beyond just one fleet. Flags are made, people take half days at work to watch the parade. Aliens are more confused than ever.
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A little Stabby-ing never killed anyone, right?
(Click for higher quality!!)
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Hell nah who put doomed yuri in my Appalachian horror
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"Don't be a stranger, okay?"
"Never again."
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