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legoflowrs · 8 months

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flowers can you some Stan headcanons🤭🤭🤭

HEADCANNONS

Stan Marsh

AGED UP TO 18 PEEPS

cw: drinking, smoking, drugs, abuse, slight nsfw, addiction

a/n: hehe i hope u like this ruby!!! also this is for anon and @wonyoungies-world that also requested stan head cannons <3

also again same with kyle in the regular head cannons style are together but in the relationship ones he’s with reader!

- Ok I have like two versions of Stan in my head. football Stan and emo loser Stan. I love both versions a lot lmao.

- Stan has a shitty relationship with his Dad. He loathes him for moving him away from his friends to tegridy farms. His Dad was very absent in his life so Stan has always felt extremely neglected.

- He absolutely adores Sharon . He’s such a mummas boy. He goes to her for everything.

- Stan is THE bisexual queen lol!

- His closet is just oversized sports tees and baggy jeans.

- I think his family is catholic but he isn’t a religious person at all.

- He had a weird relationship with Shelly growing up but as teenagers Shelly took Stan under her wing because she saw how Randy’s neglect affected him.

- He’s absolutely petrified of turning into Randy.

- Bleaches his hair at 3am drunk one night with Kyle so he looks less like his Dad.

- Bro has been in LOVE with Kyle forever.

- Thinks he’s super slick with it (he’s not).

- Didn’t wanna ruin the friendship.

- They kissed once at a party but didn’t speak about it.

- After they moved to the farm he stopped smoking weed cause it made him angry.

- Has a mullet for a while because Kenny influenced him.

- Saved up his pocket money for a shitty electric guitar and it his pride and joy.

- Loves playing music it’s an escape for him.

- Like I said in the Kenny head cannons, Stan forms a band for the second half of high school.

- Some of his favourite memories are with the band.

- Doesn’t hate coffee but doesn’t love it. Wendy put him onto chai lattes.

- Has a really good friendship with Kenny.

- Really struggled with alcohol abuse throughout high school. I think he didn’t wanna admit he needed help it made him feel weak.

- Loves blueberry muffins.

- Spends heaps of time playing minecraft with Kyle and Kenny.

- My guy is greasy, starts looking after himself when he hits 16.

- If he played sports he plays football and ice hockey.

- He’s really good at both but it’s not where his passion is.

- Soooo fond of animals. I think he’d volunteer at the same shelter karen does.

- Did not get out of bed for days when Sparky died.

- Kyle surprised him with a puppy after about a year of dating.

- Deftones enjoyer 😭

- Really struggled with depression. Didn’t go on meds until Kyle literally begged him.

- His guilty pleasure is painting (HERE ME OUT ON THIS ONE).

- Sets up a little corner of his garage with an easel and spends a lot of time there.

- Always has headphones in.

- Went to rehab right before college.

- Really struggled to figure out what his direction in life should be.

- I think he went into veterinary work!! Switched to animal and plant conservation after he realised he couldn’t deal with putting pets down.

- Worked at the library for a while, he liked the peace and quiet.

- Started helping Heidi and Kyle with the community garden.

- Quarterback obviously lol.

- His favourite breakfast food is pancakes.

- Loves the ocean. Isn’t a great swimmer but Kenny taught him to surf.

- After working at the library he really got into reading books.

- Listens to brown noise to get to sleep.

- Still wears his ratty ass beanie everywhere.

- Hates summer, loves spring.

- The day him and Kyle started dating was one of the best days of his life.

- Him and Kyle share his wired headphones on long road trips 🥹

- Can’t do laundry to save his damn life.

- Gets in weird cleaning moods and power scrubs his house.

- Him and Kyle get an apartment together.

- Loves hearing Kyle play piano.

- Can’t eat vegetables without dip (same).

- Marjorine does his eyeliner before gigs.

- That boy can sleep just about anywhere.

Stan in a relationship

- So clingy like SO CLINGY.

- When he’s in a relationship he adores his significant other.

- Loves to lay his head on your chest while your fingers thread through his hair.

- Will make you put your feet on his and slow dances with you.

- Always touching you even if it’s lowkey, linking pinkies, bumping shoulders.

- Is so scared he’s not good enough for you, will require a lot of reassurance.

- When he goes through his depressive episodes he becomes very withdrawn. Will take him a while to open up.

- You will push his towards seeking professional help but he’ll only do it when he acknowledges he actually needs it.

- Always calls and texts you when he’s drunk.

- When y’all had sex for the first time he was a nervous wreck. So scared of doing something wrong and embarrassing himself.

- After a while he learnt what you like really well and knows how to make you feel good.

- Such a switch.

- Hear me out he’s such a thigh guy!

- His love language is quality time 100%

- Prefers nights in over going out! Y’all watch bad movies for shits and gigs.

- Supports whatever you do, number one cheerleader type beat.

- You’re at all of his gigs in the front row screaming your heart out. He always melts at the sight of it.

- You paint his nails black.

- He likes to braid your hair for fun.

- He sleeps over at yours a lot because being around his dad is hard.

- Struggles to sleep so y’all go on 3am drives for donuts.

- Long late night drives together!

- You guys swim in Starks Pond over the summer and ice skate there in winter.

- There’s no such thing as a quick kiss with stan, he always kisses you very passionately.

- He’s so tender with you when you guys are in bed and he wakes up first.

- Had made you so many playlists and sends you new music recommendations all the time.

- Wrote a song for your anniversary and sung it to you. You cried for hours.

- When he was struggling with his sense of direction in life you guys made a bucket list together.

- One of his bucket list items was to go to Europe so y’all did exactly that.

- You surprised him with a puppy one year after you moved in together. He cried.

- Sunday brunch is a weekly thing, he always gets pancakes.

- Y’all nap in the sun together in your hammock.

- He reads you his favourite books before bed 😭😭

- You will do drunk karaoke together.

- Matching bracelets!

- He likes to kiss your neck and shoulders while he stands behind you.

- Likes to peck your nose and see your face scrunch up.

- Calls you beautiful at least 50 times a day.

- Has a polaroid picture of you in his phone case.

- You wear his clothes and it turns him on LOL.

- Was terrified of marriage until he met you. It completely changed his perspective.

- Will propose to you on a walk you guys do in Lake Como. You both cry.

- I think Stan will try so hard to be the best version of himself around you and it makes your heart melt.

#legoflwrsrambles #south park x reader #south park headcannons #stan marsh #stanley marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh headcanons #stanley marsh x reader #stanley marsh headcannons #i love my boy

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katya-zamos · 3 years

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Trixie misquotes Halo with Heidi N Closet

#heidi n closet #heidinclosetedit #trixie mattel #trixiematteledit #**#dq #request #thatemotionalbitch #courtney even gave me the caption we stan #100

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casmick-consequences · 4 years

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on a scale of 1 to jackie cox how much of a mom friend are you?

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gayfck · 4 years

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TELL THEM HEIDI

#god i fucking love her so much #i fucking stan #especially motherfucking britta #bro i fucking cant stand her anymore #the fact that they rly did verbally abuse aiden has made my nerves crack to its core #uploads #rpdr #rpdr s12 #rpdr untucked #rpdr season 12 #RuPaul's Drag Race #rupauls drag race #aiden zhane #heidi n closet #jaida essence hall #nicky doll #jan #widow von'du #brita

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elitefourkylewantstobattle · 3 years

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#words can't express the severity of the stan #EliteFourKyleWantsToBattle #heidi n closet #critical role #d&d

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vikkirosko · 2 years

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What if Yandere Kyle,Stan,Kenny,Bebe,Wendy,Heidi had a S/O with a golden magic hammer that can fix anything? hes or her first name is Fix It Y/N

Okay i have got inspired by Wreck It Ralph,

Headcanons Magic hammer

💙Yandere!Stan Marsh x Reader 🐶

Stan often saw you at school. You were cheerful, smiling. You had a lot of friends. Stan liked you. But one day, when he came to your house so that you could do your homework together, he accidentally dropped his phone on the tile in the bathroom, and his phone screen cracked. He was upset about it, but when you said you could fix the screen, he was surprised

You brought him to your room and with a serious expression on your face told him that what you are about to show him is a big secret and he should not tell about it. Stan didn't understand what you were going to show him, but he felt anticipation. The realization that he would find out your secret excited him. You took a strange golden hammer out of a drawer. Stan watched in horror as you hit his phone with a hammer, but to his surprise, his phone did not break completely, but on the contrary. The phone was whole again

You told him that you've had this hammer for as long as you can remember. It was your superpower, like you were a superhero. You couldn't hurt anyone, but you could fix anything. You didn't tell anyone about it so you wouldn't have any problems. Stan promised he wouldn't tell anyone, and he was serious. He felt that your secret brought you closer. It was the first step to ensure that you were always together. Stan really wanted you to be together

The thought that you were connected by a common secret that you voluntarily told him made Stan think that you cared about him. After all, otherwise you wouldn't have told him such an important and personal secret. He was obsessed with the idea that this secret made you closer and this obsession only became stronger every day

💚Yandere! Kyle Broflovski x Reader ✡

You and Kyle were in the same class. You rarely talked because you were in the company of your friends all the time, but Kyle felt a strong interest in you. He was in love with you to the point of obsession, but he never showed his feelings. He knew that people around him might perceive his feelings for you as something frightening, but most of all he was worried that you might think so. You were kind and sincere. He didn't want you to be afraid of him

One day, Kyle saw you accidentally break a shelf in the library closet. No one else noticed it. He assumed that you would tell the librarian about it, but instead you took out a strange golden hammer from your backpack and lightly hit the broken shelf. Kyle was shocked when he saw that the shelf was whole again. It was hard for him to believe what he saw

Kyle didn't know what to do with the information he received. He knew that no one but him knows about this secret of yours. It was like the magic power or ability of a character from a video game. Kyle understood that you were hiding it for a reason and he wasn't going to tell others about your secret. But he couldn't let that information go to waste

The first time you received a frightening letter after your first date. An unknown person threatened to reveal your secret to everyone if you continue to go on dates. You might have thought it was someone's evil joke, but you couldn't let everyone know about your unusual ability. Kyle was glad to see that you fulfilled his condition. Maybe the fact that he found out your secret wasn't so bad

🧡Yandere! Kenny McCormick x Reader 🐀

You met Kenny thanks to his sister Karen. When you moved to South Park, you helped her find the doll she lost. You've been friends ever since. It didn't bother you that she was younger than you. Kenny was happy that you made friends with his sister, because now you had another reason to see each other outside of school

One day when he came home he heard sobbing from his sister's room. He immediately went there, assuming that someone had offended Karen, but when he came to the door, he heard you reassuring her and said that you could fix everything. He came into the room at the moment when you lightly hit the broken doll with a strange golden hammer, after which the doll became whole again

Karen was glad that her doll was whole again, and Kenny asked you to talk to him alone. You were very nervous, and you didn't notice Kenny's eyes on you. He looked at you enthusiastically. He felt that you were special, but that you could fix things as if by magic. You honestly confessed to him that you have this strange ability and asked him not to tell others about it. Kenny promised he wouldn't reveal your secret, but he asked you to tell him more about your powers. Kenny was the first person you could really be honest with. You had no idea that this was all part of his plan

Kenny wasn't going to tell others about your secret. Sometimes he asked you to fix some things. You've been spending a lot of time with Kenny. He found a huge number of reasons just to be with you as long as possible. He didn't want to share you with someone else. The fact that he found out your secret only made you closer. Kenny was sure that two people with unusual abilities should be together

📚Yandere! Wendy Testaburger x Reader📱

You and Wendy lived next door, so you knew each other for a very long time. When you were kids, you told her about your unusual ability and about a magic hammer that can fix anything. She was the only one besides your parents who knew about it. At first she thought it showed how much you trusted her as a friend, but when she fell in love with you, this trust became even more valuable for her

Wendy thought that since you trusted her so much that you revealed your innermost secret, it means that she is closer to you than everyone else. You were the whole world to her. She hid her feelings from you, but she always tried to be close to you. As promised, she didn't tell anyone about your secret, but she remembered it

Sometimes she asked you to fix her broken things, but she didn't abuse your ability. She knew everything about your ability that you knew about it. You told her everything, not knowing with what trepidation she treats everything she learns about you. You had no idea about her obsession

Wendy knew you couldn't hurt anyone. Your hammer could only fix things, but not break them. She knew you couldn't hurt her if her feelings got too strong. She was waiting for the moment when she could finally tell you about her feelings and how strong they are

💄Yandere! Bebe Stevens x Reader 💞

When you just transferred to the South Park School, no one could have imagined that the first beauty of the school, Bebe Stevens, would be interested in you. You didn't even know what attracted her attention. However, Bebe was the first one who started communicating with you. To the others, you were just a new kid, but for some reason she was interested in you. You had no idea she was in love with you

She helped you get used to your new school. She was genuinely interested in your hobbies. You were very worried when you told her that you like to fix things. You remembered how people reacted to your hobby, so you were worried. But Bebe is genuinely interested in your hobby. So you plucked up the courage and invited her home. You decided to show her your magic hammer that can fix anything

You thought she was really interested in what you were doing. Bebe has shown genuine interest in you. She hid her infatuation perfectly. She hid behind a wide smile a wildly pounding heart that beat so fast every time you were near. She hid behind a calm expression the anger she felt when looking at how other people communicate with you. She didn't like the fact that others were talking to you. She didn't like the fact that you were smiling at them. She wanted your smile to belong only to her

Bebe didn't find her feelings strange. She didn't see anything strange in the fact that she wants to be closer to you than the others. To the others, you were ordinary, but to her, you were special. She was the only one who knew about your ability. She was sure that you should be together and she was ready to go to a lot for this

🌸Yandere! Heidi Turner x Reader 🧣

You and Heidi have been studying together since you started going to school. She fell in love with you when you were children, but did not dare to tell you about her feelings. She kept these feelings for several years, without noticing how they became more like an obsession. She was constantly watching you, she was very jealous when she saw that you were communicating with someone else. She wanted to get as close to you as possible

She understood that you probably only saw her as a friend, but she didn't despair. She took every opportunity to spend time with you. That's why every time you were asked a group project at school, Heidi was the first to come to you. You never refused her, so when she offered to do a physics project together, you agreed

Heidi enjoyed the time that you spent together, but when you finished the project, she realized that she had to do something so that you could spend even more time together. That's why, while you weren't looking, she dropped the model that you were making together. When you returned to the room, she sincerely apologized and claimed that she did it unintentionally. You didn't get angry and said you could fix the model, which caused her surprise. She didn't understand why you needed a strange golden hammer, but when you hit the broken model with it, it became whole again

You told Heidi about your special ability and about the magic hammer. She promised you she wouldn't tell anyone about it and you were sure she wasn't lying. When Heidi came home, she couldn't help but smile happily. Knowing that she knew something about you that other people didn't made her happy. The very thought of you sharing your secret with her made her heart beat faster. She understood that it made you closer and she wasn't going to miss her chance

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crygimethydgoode · 3 years

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Looking for mutuals

REBLOG/like/follow if you stan any of the following queens

Crystal Methyd

Gigi Goode

Trixie Mattel

Katya

Symone

Rosy Thorn

Latrice Royale

Ivy Winters

Bianca Del Rio

Adore Delano

Trinity K Bonet

Bob the Drag Queen

Aja

Aquaria

Monét X Change

Vanjie

Yvie Oddly

Jaida Essence Hall

Jackie Cox

Heidi N Closet

Widow Von’Du

Jan

Marcia Marcia Marcia

Nicky Doll

Brita

Denali

Utica

Gotmik

Tamisha Iman

Joey Jay

LaLa Ri

Olivia Lux

Rosé

Manila Luzon

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percyandthedoctorsofcamelot · 4 years

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in this house we STAN ms heidi n closet!!!!!!!!!!!

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artificialqueens · 4 years

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Girl I Met On The Internet, 5/6 (Crystal x Gigi) - Strawberry

a/n these chapters aren’t really that long but i keep taking forever to get them written and edited lol but anyway i hope ya’ll enjoy!!

Gigi stayed at Crystal’s house for a while after their kiss. Crystal showed Gigi all of the art that was not yet hanging up on her walls, gave her a house tour, and introduced her to her cat Tic Tac, who Gigi instantly fell in love with.

Gigi finally had to go when Crystal said her mom was on her way home from work, and would not be happy with Crystal if she found out she had someone over without permission.

“Are you sure you’ll be fine walking home?” Crystal asked, watching Gigi put her shoes back on from where she was standing in the kitchen.

“Yeah, don’t worry. I live like, two streets down, actually so I’ll be there in like five minutes!” Gigi reassured her.

They hugged goodbye, Crystal walking her out and standing on her front porch until Gigi went out of sight. A few minutes later, Gigi messaged her.

gigi: i’m home and i miss ur cat

crystal: :o only tic tac??? not me??

gigi: yeah <3

crystal: you’re a loser

To Crystal’s disappointment, she didn’t hear from Gigi again until much later. Crystal had been debating getting off TikTok and going to sleep early for once when Gigi finally messaged her back.

gigi: do u wanna facetime

crystal: YEAH!

Crystal balanced her phone on her history textbook that was still laying on her bed and grabbed Tic Tac, knowing Gigi would love seeing the cat again.

“Hi!” Gigi waved, gasping when she saw Tic Tac in frame. “Who’s the cutest cat ever?”

Gigi showed Crystal her room and her closet. Eventually, they both exited the FaceTime app to go on Twitter, but stayed on the call. They made it their mission to annoy the other girls by spamming them with pictures of frogs and other memes they had found funny.

crystal: frog in a hat frog in a hat

nicky: why not sheep? they are the superior animal!

crystal: No <3 but i fuck with you for trying

Jackie: Does this happen often?

nicky: crystal and gigi are always on some bullshit. just ignore them queen

jan!: nicky pls stop trying to steal jackie

nicky: i simply breathed

“Hey, I think I’m going to bed,” Crystal yawned, “I’m tired. I would’ve been asleep by now if you didn’t want to talk.”

“Wait, before you go, do you maybe want to walk to school together tomorrow?” Gigi asked, coming back onto the app to see Crystal’s face.

Crystal smiled. “Yeah, that’d be nice.”

“Great! I’ll message you in the morning. Goodnight, ba- bitch!”

Being so tired, Crystal almost didn’t catch Gigi’s slip up. “Goodnight, Gigi.”

Being just friends was going to be difficult, Crystal decided before finally allowing herself to fall asleep.

Walking to school became Gigi and Crystal’s new thing. With Crystal’s mom’s permission, Gigi would join Crystal after school on days she didn’t have practice, often staying for dinner. Crystal’s mom met Gigi a week after they started doing this, and was very skeptical the first time she met Gigi, not expecting Crystal to have befriended a cheerleader, but quickly welcomed her with open arms.

After Gigi had dinner with Crystal and her mom, her and Crystal went back into Crystal’s room to get some homework done. Gigi’s mom requested her to come home after Gigi and Crystal finished Gigi’s algebra homework. They were both pretty bad at math, but Crystal insisted if they worked together they would be able to figure it out, which was debatable at best.

“I don’t want to go. I’m too comfy,” Gigi complained, not wanting to get up from Crystal’s bed.

“You have to. Sorry.” Crystal replied, making Gigi stick her tongue out at her.

A few moments later, Gigi sat up, remembering that she wanted to ask Crystal something. “Hey, so before I go, I was thinking…”

“You think?” Crystal teased, giggling. Gigi gasped in mock offense, throwing a pillow at her head.

“Anyway, as I was saying,” Gigi continued, “I was thinking that we should have lunch together tomorrow. Only talking to you in the halls is not enough.”

“Yeah, of course! Do you want to meet me in the art room then?” Crystal asked, shutting her textbook and turning to face Gigi.

“No. I’ll come meet you outside your class. What happens next is a surprise.”

Those words replayed in Crystal’s brain for the rest of the night. A conversation that happened in the group chat when Crystal was in the shower got her even more excited.

gigi: guys guess what

jan!: yeah??

gigi: i miss crystal :(

jan!: weren’t you at her house like an hour ago

heidi: hold up WHAT

heidi: miss gigi was WHERE????

jaida: what now

gigi: JAN SHUSH you ruined my reveal!!!

jaida: JAN YOU KNEW THIS??? and didn’t wish to share???

jan!: uh-

heidi: not a reveal DHGJSDH

gigi: i’m gonna ask crystal out and then after that i was gonna send a selfie of us revealing that we are dating AND that we live in the same town and everyone would lose their minds at the superior couple

jaida: now why would you announce that if she’s in here

gigi: SHIT

gigi: everyone spam the chat she doesn’t read up

jan!: SUPERIOR COUPLE?? HELLO???

jan!: stealing your idea. we aren’t dating yet but look at me and jackie :-)

nicky: I HEARD JACKIE IM HERE

jaida: nicky why do you hit on everyone who’s not available dgfhfj first gigi, and then you were a crystal stan and now this

nicky: why are you acting like this is a problem jai

Jackie: I find it hilarious. Jan only reserves that side of her when Ariana Grande posts a selfie. I’m chopped liver to her.

jan!: JACKIE THAT’S A LIE DHJBFDKH WHY DO YOU ONLY COME IN HERE TO BULLY ME

Jackie: ;)

gigi: jackie’s using emojis we did it gays

nicky: i am a homewrecker. jaida, find a partner and i will flirt with you too

heidi: nicky literally no one asked

jaida: well damn..

jaida: hey heidi you single??

heidi: NOT THISIDHDGKJS

Crystal usually didn’t read up, due to pure laziness and the fact that these girls could send fifty messages a minute if they wanted to. It was too much for Crystal sometimes. This time she decided to read up, and she was glad she did. They didn’t try hard enough to hide anything Gigi said, and Crystal was even more excited for the next day.

Crystal got up extra early that morning, putting more effort than she usually would on taming her curly hair and put on a tad bit more makeup than usual. She searched her closet for the perfect outfit, and finally picked out a hot pink jumpsuit with purple flowers on it, with a headband with the same design on it to match.

She loved what she saw when she finally looked at herself in her full length mirror. Crystal knew this was going to be a good day; she looked good, and Gigi was going to ask her out during lunch. She was so excited.

gigi: im on ur street!

Crystal tried her best to mask her excitement as she walked down the hall and out the front door, not wanting Gigi to know she was aware of her plan.

“You look so cute!” Gigi exclaimed as soon as she saw Crystal.

“Thanks! You do too, we match!” Crystal replied.

Gigi was wearing a pink floral shirt with white shorts, and Crystal thought she looked very nice. Gigi always did, but it didn’t appear that she put in any extra effort, unlike Crystal did.

Crystal didn’t let that upset her, she told herself that the way Gigi dressed probably wouldn’t affect anything Gigi had planned.

Due to Crystal’s impatience, the morning felt much longer. When the bell signaling that it was lunch finally rang, Crystal couldn’t hide the gigantic grin on her face if she tried. Right outside the doorway stood Gigi, and two other girls who were on the cheerleading squad. Crystal found this odd, but made her way over anyway.

“Hey, you ready?” Gigi asked, giving Crystal a quick hug. “This is Rosy and this is Symone,” Gigi said, motioning to the other girls. “I want you to meet them so we’re all having lunch together!”

Realization hit. There was no date, Crystal was way off. She really hoped her face didn’t show her disappointment. She tried to ignore it, Crystal was curious to meet Symone and Rosy. Gigi had mentioned them briefly before, but they must’ve been close if Gigi was introducing them.

“Just with you guys? Not Dahlia?”

“Nope, she has a dentist appointment.” Gigi confirmed, and the four of them took off to the cafeteria.

Lunch was surprisingly nice. Rosy and Symone were way nicer than Dahlia ever had been to Crystal. Symone liked to paint, and Rosy loved Harry Styles so there was much for Crystal to discuss with them. Crystal didn’t like them as much as she liked her internet friends, but she couldn’t say they didn’t exceed her expectations. Crystal wondered why Gigi wasn’t always surrounding herself with cheerleaders like Rosy and Symone, who were genuinely nice and positive, but that would be a question for another time.

Despite lunch going better than expected, Crystal was sad that she was so off about what Gigi had planned. She felt stupid, even though none of what Gigi had said hinted to only inviting Crystal to have lunch with her friends on the squad.

On their way to Crystal’s house, Gigi could tell something was off with the green haired girl. She was going to get to the bottom of it.

“What’s wrong, babe?” Gigi asked once they got in Crystal’s room, both of them sitting on the bed.

“It’s stupid, don’t worry about it. I’ll be fine,” Crystal lied, busying herself by petting Tic Tac, who had jumped up to join them on the bed.

“It’s not stupid if it’s bothering you.” Gigi pushed, wanting to help.

Crystal took a deep breath, and let it all out. “What are we, Gigi? We said we’d be just friends for now but I thought you were going to take me on a date during lunch today since you told the group chat about your plan but I was wrong!”

Gigi had to take a moment to process everything. “I was going to try to clear that up by taking you on a date during spring break.” She admitted, making Crystal’s eyes go wide.

“Fuck… I’m sorry, I just-” Crystal mumbled, feeling awful,

“That’s why I wanted you to meet my other friends.” Gigi continued, “I think I’m going to come out to them before spring break.”

Crystal was shocked, “Gigi, spring break is next week. Are you sure about this?”

“Yeah. I need to. I talk to them about you all the time and I think they’re starting to get suspicious.” Gigi blushes.

“Even Dahlia?”

“Yeah, but she’s moving this summer so she’ll be out of her hair soon enough.”

“I think this is the best day ever, honestly.” Crystal giggles, leaning forward to press a kiss to Gigi’s cheek, making her whine.

“No. On the lips.” Gigi pouted.

“I don’t kiss before the first date, Georgia Rose.” Crystal teases.

“You’re so stupid!” Gigi huffs, tackling Crystal onto her bed, tickling her sides until she thought Crystal had enough. When Gigi finally stopped, Crystal lied there for a moment, still giggling even though Gigi’s manicured fingers weren’t on her anymore.

“You’re so mean! I didn’t deserve that.”

“You’re the one who wouldn’t kiss me!” Gigi whined again, flipping Crystal off.

“Don’t stress. G. Spring break will be here before we know it.”

#rpdr fanfiction #gigi goode #crystal methyd #dahlia sin #jackie cox #jan sport #jaida essence hall #heidi n closet #crygi #lesbian au #high school au #social media au #girl i met on the internet #strawberry #s12 #submission

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totallypathet · 4 years

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Episode Five

So Gay's Anatomy was kind of fun! I mean, it was a little stilted, and it had some really odd writing, but it was much more fun than the World's Worst. It was kind of odd having the roles be assigned by 2 randomly picked people and not by last weeks winner or the winner of a mini challenge though. I don't think Nicky or Gigi were shady in assigning roles, I think they tried really hard to match people with roles they could do a good job in. Widow did a great job as Mimi, I think it was great that she had the space to ad-lib, because clearly she's good at it!

Capes on the runway is really really great, and there's sooo much that can be done with that! I'm kind of disappointed there wasn't any seriously grand filmic capes. Crystal got really close (and I loved her look), but come on, it's a cape challenge! Surely the first thing you think of is a super grand, heavy, dramatic cape! Anyway, let's get into the breakdown!

1. Aiden Zhane

I cannot be the only one who was absolutely shocked when Aiden was in the top. First of all. She. Didn't. Know. Mae. West. Second, her acting was genuinely bad. Her comic timing is terrible, and everything was delivered in this flat monotone. I don't get it. I do not understand what the judges are pushing hee for. And can we talk about that blonde wig?! It wasn't even on properly! Her wig game is so terrible.

Also I actually cannot even remember what she wore on the runway. Iirc it was a black catsuit with a thigh length black cape and a beret. Groundbreaking. AND SHE WORE THAT SAME BLACK PUSSYCAT WIG AGAIN. HOW IS NOONE CALLING THIS OUT?! They drew Monet out for wearing short wigs all the time, but noone has said anything about Aiden literally wearing the same wig like 9/10 times. I do not understand why she's still there, honestly. And her attitude just doesn't improve either. Shes like "well this is what I am like it or lump it" which is fine, up to a point. But you have to recognise that you always have space to improve. And particularly when you're so young, you still have lots to learn, you know?

I will say though, it's still unfair how much the other girls shit on her. Particularly Brita. The way Brita jumped on her in untucked was really unfair. And she's right, she has been stepped on by a lot of the other girls and it must be really exhausting.

2. Brita

Bitter, bitter, bitter. She literally spends so much time talking about how great she is, without actually doing anything to back it up! And then she's still constantly criticising Aiden, it's really unfair. She literally acts like a teenager. I really really really hate her attitude, and I cannot wait for her to be gone.

Having said that, I actually really liked her look this week. I think it was stunning, but it just wasn't a cape look to me. And it could have been as well! She could have done this gorgeous moment where she walked out as this like elegant lady with this knee length solid cape and showing just the mermaid tail and maybe like a really gorgeous hat. Then when she hit the end of the runway she could have taken off the hat, revealed some gorgeous sex hair, and ripped off the cape to reveal that beautiful lingerie. It could have been so stunning, and all she had to really change was the presentation. And the cape a little bit.

3. Crystal Methyd

Crystal made me so happy this week!!! I think she did great in the challenge, her and Heidi were super cute together, and they had great chemistry! They were really funny together, I loved it.

And her look on the runway!! She looked soooo beautiful, I was so happy to see her! That outfit was so perfect, the colours were so stunning on her, that gold and purple. The jumpsuit was such a great choice as well, she was giving me such early 70s hippie vibes, peace and love and stunning clothes! And her makeup! She looked gorgeous, and fell in love with her all over again.

4. Gigi Goode

Gigi! Gigi did really well in the challenge this week! She picked the perfect role for herself, and she really delivered some comedy! She has this great personality, and she serves stunning looks. She's really one to beat this year, honestly!

Her look was really gorgeous, the one thing about it I really didn't like was the shorts? The cut was really weird and just looked odd. I wish that it had been either: a really sleek, straight cut short, or a little poofed out skirt. Actually, I really wish it had been a sleek short. It was still cute though!

5. Heidi N Closet

I think Heidi did great this week! I don't understand why she was lip syncing! She did really well in the challenge, she was so funny and really great with Crystal! And I actually really liked her look on the runway, she was giving me butterfly glamour. And I didn't get the critique about her hair not matching her outfit, I was getting a very like 60s film star photoshoot. I liked it, idk where they were coming from, but also she killed that lip sync and I'm super proud of her!

6. Jackie Cox

I love love love Jackie! Every week she gets better and better, I just wish she was getting more good critiques! Her performance in the challenge was fantastic, she's really funny! And that look. It's always a bit of a risk wearing pants on the runway bc if the cut is even slightly off the look can be ruined; but that look was perfect! It was cut wonderfully, it fit her perfectly, and it was a really great cape look! This week was a fabulous week for our Jackie!

7. Jaida Essence Hall

Jaida stumbled a little bit this week! I'm really surprised, I honestly did not expect her to be tripped up by an acting challenge. She was still good, but I agree with Michelle, you could see her remembering the lines in her head and she really did not look like she was having fun. But she really did give me Miranda Bailey, I totally got that from her performance. It seems like this is a momentary slip, and I think she'll be back on top form next week!

In terms of her look, I adored the hair and makeup, and I loooved her cape with those big shoulders! Stunning. The only thing I wish is that the bodysuit had been slightly different. That mesh is so hard to match to your skin tone, so I wish it would have been like a distinctly different colour, you know? It wasn't close enough to her skin tone to match, but it wasn't far away enough to look like a choice. Such a minor thing, but just my opinion!

8. Jan

Every week I really struggle to seperate Jackie and Jan. I think they're both so incredible and I love them both so much! I want them both to go all the way. This week was no different, I think Jan killed the challenge and her look was perfect! It was absolutely the presentation that sold it, the look on it's own was fine, but the presentation was iconic. I also wish she was getting more good critiques. Jan has not put a foot wrong for me. And I just love her energy and her enthusiasm!

9. Nicky Doll

Oh my Nicky Doll. She really never stood a chance in a lip sync against Heidi. She's a fierce queens, but I reckon Heidi could run rings around 90% of those queens. I actually don't think she did that bad in the challenge! I think she did a good job of getting silly and acting a fool! I liked her acting and her delivery, in fact her & Widow's scenes made me laugh the most! I don't think she should have been in the bottom though.

Also, no shade, but for some reason her makeup as the baby really gave me Pearl, and I don't know why!

That look though... Nicky served us nothing but fashion the whole time she was there and I was gagged every week. I think she was great, and I can't wait to see what she does from here! I honestly think she's only going to get fiercer and stronger, and honestly good for her. She worked really hard, and she her best the whole time. We love you, Nicky!

10. Widow Von Du

Widow was my winner this week. She absolutely killed it in the challenge. She looked great, she really delivered the lines, she gave us really funny ad-libs and also she gave us levels! Lots of queens hear "overact" and just do everything at a 10, Widow did a little more push and pull, gave us layers. That's a fucking professional actor right there. I immediately saw the queen I fell in love with in episode 1 and I am so proud of her for pulling out that performance!

Her look as well, I was living! I love the watermelon reference, I love her fabric and colour choices, and I loved the little reveal!! I love love love a big queen who owns her body and Widow Owns It. She looked gorgeous, she looked like she was having fun, and she was an absolute star this week. We stan.

#drag race #rpdr #season 12 #rpdr12 #aiden zhane #brita #crystal methyd #gigi goode #heidi n closet #jackie cox #jaida essence hall #jan #jan sport #nicky doll #widow von du #spoilers

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RPDR S12 Ep7 Review

Oh, look! I'm finally doing a Drag Race review when my blog name is "dragracereviews"! Took me long enough.

Let's get into it. Last night's "Madonna: The Unauthorized Rusical" was so 👏 damn 👏 good! Before we get into that ending (and ya know I'm going to have words to say about that), let's break down all the performances:

1. Jan - holy fuck, JAN! The queens letting her open the show was one of the stupidest things they've ever done. She KILLED it and everyone else paled in comparison (at least according to us fans). Her voice was perfect, her dance moves were killer, her LOOKS were spot on! She should've had this one in the bag.

2. Jackie Cox - the trade of the season (sorry Jaida) didn't too terribly in my opinion! Was she as sexy as she could've been? No, but I think it was still leagues better than rehearsal and that should count for something, right? Also, her Michelle Visage look was so fucking good and I almost want to say it was my favorite?! And her heart-to-heart with guest judge, AOC broke MY heart and made me love her even more.

3. Gigi Goode - on second viewing I can agree that Gigi killed this. She sounded great, she looked great, and she clearly worked on her dance moves because after that rehearsal, I was honestly worried that she wouldn't have been able to pull this off. But she did and I am so glad! Her Michelle Visage look was super cute too, though I still believe there were better ones on that stage, but we'll get to that later. Great job Gigi!

4. Brita - okay, so Brita SOUNDED great here. I love the different voices she did (the deep one killed me) and I think I'm going to have "God Bless the Gays" stuck in my head for the foreseeable future. But then there was her dancing. She honestly just didn't bring it. She seemed out of sync and nervous and I wasn't a huge fan of her outfits as well, both in the performance and her Michelle look. Spoiler alert, she was the clear bottom this week.

5. Jaida Essence Hall - OKAY JAIDA! I am far from this queen's #1 fan but holy fuck this performance!! Do I think that boy Jaida is the trade of the season like she claims? No, but damn is girl Jaida ever sexy! I also really liked her Michelle look and not to give away my final verdict, but I think she did way better than "safe" this week.

6. 🍒🥧 - ... under different circumstances, this one might have gotten a good review from me but moving on!

7. Crystal Methyd - as a Crystal stan, I loved this performance. She looked cute AF and she was sooo funny! She also did a really good job at the choreo and I couldn't be prouder. Her Michelle look was really good too but you'll have to wait until the end of this review to read my final verdict.

8. Widow Von Du - if you watch the Pit Stop, Bob the Drag Queen loved Widow's performance so much, she thought she should've been in the top 3. Sorry for the spoiler but I have to disagree. Don't get me wrong, I think Widow did amazing this week! Her dancing was on pointe, just as expected, and I was really digging her raspy singing voice. I also enjoyed her Michelle Visage look but I don't think all of that was enough to justify a top spot. And I do think that if she hadn't gotten the chance to be critiqued by the judges, Michelle would've had something to say about her wonky padding in that white jumpsuit. It wasn't Silky in season 11 bad but it still needed some adjusting. I love Widow but I think she deserved her "safe" status this week.

9 - Heidi N Closet - I've grown to love Heidi and I think on first viewing of this performance, I loved it and didn't understand what the judges said about it. After watching it again though, I get it; she was giving Heidi and not Madonna. However, she looked great, her dancing was spot on, and I think she didn't sound too bad either. My problem is that Michelle Visage outfit. In a group performance as strong as this, it unfortunately comes down to the little things and I'm sorry to say it, but she deserved her bottom 3 status.

Now let's compare the top and bottom queens to my tops and bottoms.

Actual top 3: Jan, Gigi, and Crystal.

MY top 3: Jan, Gigi, and Jaida. As much as I love Crystal, I think Jaida deserved to be praised by the judges this week. I am happy that Crystal was finally given the love she deserved but objectively, this might not have been the week to do it.

Actual bottom 3: Jackie, Brita, and Heidi.

MY bottom 3: Jackie, Brita, and Heidi. As much as it broke my heart to see Jackie in the bottom, I had to agree with this. However, her outfit was leagues better than the other two so I was very happy when she didn't have to lipsync! I think for once this season, I actually agreed with the bottom two and the winner of the lipsync, but more on that later.

Winner of this week's challenge: Gigi

MY winner of this week's challenge: Jan. What 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 Ru! I love Gigi, but this is clearly Ru being biased toward her and I'm over it. Jan fucking KILLED it this week and as happy as I am that she at least got to talk to the judges, she deserved the fucking top spot. All I can say about this is #JusticeforJan

Winner of the lipsync: Heidi

MY winner of the lipsync: Heidi. I'm not going to argue on this one. The writing was on the wall for Brita. This was her third lipsync and also, I think she barely won the last two. Heidi is also a lipsync assassin and I was not at all upset to watch her send Brita home. Great job, Heidi!

Final verdict: this was an amazing episode but my heart is still broken for Jan. However, I better not see any hate for Gigi because it's not her fault that Ru is clearly favoring her. She did a great job as well and deserves all the praise she gets, I just don't think she should've won this challenge. Also, I think this was the best Rusical to date so this episode as a whole gets an A rating from me!

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drag race reunion commentary

i feel like this is gonna be fun and cute but not like amazing

oh so we gonna very lightly address 🍒 and call that a deal

dang i really missed nicky and jan

wth is on ru’s face i-

i totally forgot about aidens existence lmao

aw this was such a good season 🥺

JANS ROBE OMG I LOVE IT

on the sleepover theme is cute

wow nicky looks STUNNING

this feels....tense

crystal i-

why is this moving so slow

making a highlight reel of all of nicky doll’s lives with the queens would have been more fun than this

this is very boring but we stan rupaul’s best friends race season 12

ru said: heidi n closet? no miss congeniality for you

ru does not seem to be doing well

WE LOVE NICKY. NIKE DULL. MY QUEEN.

this reunion is the ceo of scripted and the ceo of um...uh....um

no one...in france...says HON HON HON! truly an iconic moment

the p...in pReTtY aWeSoMe

LISA AW THAT WAS SO CUTE

i love jan’s shade button

aiden seems nicer here than she was on the show but i assure u by next week i will forget about her again

brita’s wifi just getting choppy when she gets called out i-

i have jans verse from the rusical stuck in my head for some reason that’s kinda iconic

what is dahlia saying i- honestly she’s so irrelevant even if she had a cameo in every ep oop

rock is such a cutie

it’s funny to me how widow kept repeating “this isn’t rupaul’s best friend race” and as soon as she got eliminated it became rupaul’s best friend race

jan was still robbed 💅😌

oh so we are getting a reading challenge than

oh these reads are good they really missed out on this mini challenge

ok this “fight” is cringey but ig it’s sort of funny

VANJIE IS HERE OMG SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY

i take every bad thing that i said about this reunion back because vanjie is here i love this now

YES the i i thanked myself look but make it glamour

crygi gave us everything we needed from branjie we love that

speaking of branjie i just realized this marks one year of clownery woah

someone plz send me a link to a gigi x crystal x rupaul fanfic

awww jackie’s mom that’s so sweet 🥺

this guest judge footage is fun

i’m so concerned about the finale lmao

anyways that was a little boring but mostly fun

#TEAMJAIDA

#team jaida #rpdr #rupaul's drag race #drag race #drag queens #rupaulsdragrace #rupaul’s drag race season 12 #rpdrs12 #rpdr 12

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