#standardized memes

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#praying mantis memes #beauty standards #other stuff

[chaoticace2005]

Angel: I have very high standards, you know.

Husk: I can make spaghetti...

Angel: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

#also angel don’t fucking lie husk reached your standards even before then #let the boy have his pasta #angel dust #husk #husker #huskerdust #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin husk #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

[marzipanandminutiae]

“I want gay things to happen to me now” I say, sitting at home being an unpleasant harridan with weird interests and very specific romantic tastes and life goals not common among my preferred dating demographic

#personal #area lesbian wants kids and a Victorian house that loves her too much and also is turned off by people who use slang too much #(memes excepted) #also not into clubbing or going to bars #also bitches about costume inaccuracy in period dramas on Movie Night #also almost 30 so you know. time is running out to actually HAVE said kids and also to be attractive #(standard not applicable to anyone but me re: attractiveness) #somehow still hopes to find love #(area lesbian is delusional)

[nando161mando]

Liberal double standards

#spongebob squarepants #spongebob squarepants memes #liberals #liberalism #neoliberalism #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #neoliberal thought #neoliberal feminism #israel #israhell #palestine #gaza #double standards #double standard much? #anti liberalism #anti liberal feminism #class war #free palestine #freepalastine🇵🇸 #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #anthony albanese #albanese government #free gaza #gaza strip

[beccibarnes]

David Tennant (dressed by David Tennant)

vs.

David Tennant (dressed by a professional)

#david tennant #evening standard theatre awards #david tennant meme #bbc staged

[uncanny-tranny]

Every now and again, I remember this meme (usually after seeing this exact situation) and I always want to spread it.

#body shaming #body shaming tw #i have a lot of features considered 'ugly' and sometimes my own features are used to bodyshame bad people #but bad people aren't bad because of how they look #bad people are bad because they decide to harm others #an 'ugly' homophobe isn't ugly or bad because they have a misshapen nose. they are bad because they're a homophobe #and this whole thing makes me think about what's even considered ugly in the first place #and usually beauty isn't seen in the queerness. it isn't seen in the unconventional. it isn't seen in the disabled... #...beauty is seen in the 'pure and untainted' ie that means beauty is conformity to ridged cishet white standards #and those of us who don't are seen as ugly - ie we are deemed 'untrustworthy' and 'harmful' and 'perverse' #whoever made this meme is amazing for making it. it capsulates what i always wanted to say but so much better and simply #described images #image description in alt

[r0semultiverse]

#using 'them' because obviously not all transfem folks (myself included) use she & her #add this one to one of my more super hot takes even if it's true #stop canceling trans women over stuff you absolutely get it up for #also making this because of recent events & no I won't elaborate even if you ask me to #and no I won't debate the ethics of adults playing pretend with you as that's silly; a waste of my time #and is also just not what this post is about; you'd think that'd be obvious but watch people not care anyway #feel free to send asks though It's up to me whether or not I want to answer them #this double standard is never done in good faith & is most assuredly transphobia 100% #marking this post as all of the things because I know the people on this site can't behave; I've seen it before #yes you should reblog this btw; this also happens on twitter & reddit I'm sure though I have no twitter #mine #op #fauxcest #sibcon #step mom #siscon #brocon #sibcest #trans memes #transgender memes #cw adult things #cw adult stuff #tagging all of these just to be safe

[simps4aang]

DISCLAIMER : I AM NOT INSULTING ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT OR IN ANY WAY SAYING THIS IS WHAT A "SUPERIOR GUY" LOOKS LIKE. I AM SIMPLY DESCRIBING THE SO CALLED "BEAUTY STANDARD".

#aang #aanglove #atla #avatar the last airbender #atla memes #pro aang #aang defense squad #beauty standards

[theredengineapologist]

Sometimes a family can be just a dad and his seven giant steam locomotive children.

Bonus James-centric screenshots because I have a favorite child (clearly):

#ttte memes #ttte shitpost #ttte #thomas and friends #thomas the tank engine #sir topham hatt #ttte thomas #ttte james #james the red engine #ttte edward #ttte gordon #ttte henry #ttte percy #ttte emily #shitpost #i will never get over how FUCKIN HUGE the engines are in cgi #any group shot they have with sth will always be funny to me #because sth is already short by human standards #but next to the engines he's FUCKING PUNY #SMOL ASS MAN #these giant ass steam locos (who are all older than sth too let's be honest) all gather round and are like “hi dad :D” #and sth looks back at them and are like “hello children :D” #it's so funny to me i don't know how else to explain it XD #redengineposts

[cooler-ian]

Simeon.. much like humans, has the overwhelming urge to pet any creature smaller than himself

Don't be surprised if you're sitting down and suddenly this guy just walks up to you and starts petting you with the same genuine affection you'd pet a dog or cat with..

It's the natural order.

(He use to do this with Luke but the little bastard bit him, amen)

#Diavolo does the same thing #but it's weird when he does it #angel demon double standard #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me diavolo #obey me headcanons #im in your walls #obey me memes #diavolo #simeon obey me #obey me simeon #simeon x mc #shall we date simeon #obey me! #obey me shall we date? #obey me imagines #obey me mc #simeon x you #luke obey me #obey me luke

[some-pers0n]

You can just say it's a mistake. It's so much worse to try and excuse it

#wof #wings of fire #glory wof #deathbringer wof #wof memes #tw proship #tw age gap #tw pedophila mention #sp-rambles #The “dragons have different moral standards than humans” excuse bothers me the most #My brother in christ these animals are basically humans with scales and wings #They abide by the same social standards we do #INCLUDING THAT MURDER AND WAR BAD #Why would large age gaps with a child and an adult be any different??

[nomsfaultau]

Emergency Meeting

“It has come to my attention that Technoblade’s last…escapade ended poorly. So I have called this staff meeting to clarify my intent.”

“Look at him. Amazing. The best kid I could ask for.”

“Questions? …No? Excellent. As a reminder quarterly reviews are next month. Dismissed.”

#Welp I meant to do an official fic announcement but the meme got done first #Power point presentations my beloved #Professionals have STANDARDS #Unhinged Phil best Phil #philza #technoblade #emerald duo #sbi family dynamic #dark sbi #yandere dad phil #Also Kristin wanted to throttle him for taking a pic of her right after giving birth to twins like bro?? Not the time #something to nom on #sbi au #mandatory family reunion

[pipariperho]

Absolutely hilarious to me to think how some foreign fans will be watching this year's Finland's Independence Day Ball because of Käärijä (let's be real he's gonna get an invitation) without knowing what the whole thing will be like. Like yes, Finns do spend their Independence Day evening watching an old guy (our president) shake hands for about 2 hours, nothing weird about it. And after that the programme will be watching all those hundreds of people have some coffee, fancy foods and the very famous highly alcoholic punch, and how they'll then try to find enough room to dance a bit on the dancefloor that'll be completely packed. There might be an orchestral version of Cha Cha Cha. At some point there'll be an interview with Käärijä and some other guest that'll take about 2 minutes, and the rest of the time you'll be trying to spot Käärijä in the background.

December 6th at 19(7pm) EET, mark your calenders, it won't be crazy but it will be a party.

#käärijä #No need to the dodgeball meme this is standard way of how that evening will go based on the previous events

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #fact #facts #true #game of thrones #shows #the coffin of andy and leyley #video games #tw inc*st #irony #comedy #double standards

[lattescribble]

i do not have a type i do not have a type i do not have a ty😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭UE.UE😭😭U È UE UE 😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

#milgram #fuuta kajiyama #alnst #alnst till #ive never actually played any zelda games ive just seen the shirt in a meme #eating chips with chopsticks should be standard protocol #ISFP boyfailures my beloved

[gunpowdercarousel]

Me, the DM: Alright guys, what're your characters for the new campaign? Remember, we're starting at level one.

Bill: Alright cool yeah no problemo, so I'm like a legendary folk hero guy, right? EVERYBODY knows me. I'm super famous. I'm like the hero of the Sword Coast, I've killed minotaurs, stopped cults, fought devils in the Hells, saved the world countless times, all that jazz. Also my dad's a duke, I'm rich, and there's this really hot demon lady who's my patron.

Me: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuugh-

Carla: Oh! I'll go! So I'm a badass tiefling lady, I've been fighting in the Blood War for a decade, I've killed loads of demons - like SO MANY demons - and also my heart is an infernal engine. So I'm constantly on fire basically and anyone who touches me gets burned to ashes instantly. Like just boom dead. TOASTED.

Me: UUUUUUUUUUGH-

Gabe: Lame. Alright, so check this out. Lemme lay this on ya, right? So you know Mystra, the Goddess of Magic?

Me, visibly terrified: .............uh huh?

Gabe: Heheheheh. Yeah. Uh huh. That's right.

Me: .....What-

Gabe: Fucked her.

Me: UM.

Gabe: Also I'm a nuclear bomb

#and then liz is just like “yeah I'm a fighter and I have a longsword” #for real tho #it's funny that half the party is just like “yeah here's a completely reasonable level 1 character with some slight backstory to work with” #and then the other half's like “i have ten levels worth of backstory and the feats of a hero of legend” #like who in their right mind would look at gale's backstory and go “yeah seems reasonable” #“you're a doomsday device and you've fucked a goddess? sure yeah that works for level 1” #amazing #hilarious #and then lae'zel is literally just Some Gith #astarion's just had a shitty life for 200 years #and shadowheart is just a standard follower of shar #pretty much anyway #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #lae'zel #karlach #gale #gale dekarios #karlach bg3