🧱 A real comic’s comic, am I right? 🎤
Shoutout to the one person that actually likes my posts most of the time and validates this tumblr’s existence
I have achieved comedy
YO what’s up tumblr it yo boy bigdenny55 in the house still not dead actually very alive on my insta account “@bigdenny55” go give it a fallow if you haven’t already.
I’m not… Wait I’m mean I am heterosexual and I know that but the other day, I was thinking why do women like men? Well some don’t but a big majority does and I don’t know why. I’m thinking about this because I want to be more attractive to women, more seductive, it has been 26 years that I have used my methods of seduction and I only managed to have one 6 months long distance relationship and we saw each other in real life on week and then she ghosted me, sooo…. You know maybe I need to re-evaluate my self and this all seduction thing.
So I’m thinking why women like men so I just put my self in their shoes and see life through their perspective and then I thought of a celeb famous for their looks and sex-appeal Idris Alba popped in my head. Big black guy, nice body (like me but I don’t have a nice body I have a it would be nice if you worked on having a better body, body) so, yeah big black guy, with a beard but not too much, he has money so his going to give a taste of the good life and financial security, with his big ass body his going too protect me, he’s 1,90m tall and his long strong arms his hugs just covers your whole body and then my dick moves a little.
But justa a little OK… My dick didn’t fill up all the way… Yeah no it didn’t get to the I’m ready for action stance… So yeah… I’m good.
(Just moved a little bit like when you’re sleeping and you adjust to get more comfortable yeah that it my just wanted to feel more comfortable)
That’s not gay… I’m not gay and if I am I don’t want to know it.
Can you imagine if I get canceled for this well there’s not that much to cancel my Netflix subscription maybe, non if you really want to hurt me cancel my spotify subscription. Can you imagine that?… In the subway mentally present having small human interactions… with other humans 🤮… I can’t. On day am I was at a subway station at Châtelet les Halles and forgot my headphones at home and I immediately understood the people that throw themselves in front of trains.