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#stanley uris headcanon
sunshinereddie · 6 months
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i think that stanley would actually really enjoy horror movies because he is very much the type of person who is like "it's not real. it's a movie. i know it's not real, so why would i be scared of it. what do you mean this movie is scary, it's literally people acting it's not real" and so because of that whenever the losers have movie night he always chooses a horror movie.
and, im also imagining that he does this because richie DOES get scared of horror movies (payback for when richie made fun of him for being scared of spiders)
also!!! he finds out that patty ALSO loves horror movies so for their first date stan finds this drive-in movie thing that is playing horror movies all night, so he takes her there and they have a movie marathon together :3
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floatingtozier · 2 years
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I can't remember exactly if i read this somewhere but i have this headcanon that every once in a while patty goes "stan can you come look? I found this new bird but i just cant identify it" and it's like. the duolingo owl or something
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morrirylet · 2 months
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stanley is a people watcher
stanley uris is a quiet boy and he's always been the quietest of the losers
it's just something that runs in the uris family, they're very calm and quiet people with a lot of secrets and unspoken words. every time stanley talks more than he should or louder than he should he gets this "be quiet, it's inappropriate" look so stanley just behaves and observes
it's just easier to learn what dad's face looks like when he's silently angry so you don't get scolded, it's just easier to memorize mother's breathing rate when she's annoyed. stanley was a people watcher from a young age because he always had to predict his parents' moods
stanley is a people watcher and it's something that he hates about himself. he knows people too well
he just knows why bev's cheeks turn all red when she's looking at bill he just knows why ben's all sad when he sees bev and bill together he just knows when mike's smile is fake because he's sad and needs extra care he just knows why richie's smile fades when he sees eddie not laughing at his joke he just knows exactly what eddie looks like when he's just pretending to be disgusted by richie ("idiots") and he knows for sure that bill doesn't love him the way he loves bill
stanley is a people watcher and he hates it because no one watches him. because stan is a closed book and most people don't try to go deeper than what they see. they see that he's a calm and quiet boy just like his parents taught him to be and that's okay for everyone
that's why stanley prefer watching birds instead. who knows what's going on in those little minds?
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eddiekaspbrakirlsblog · 2 months
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I feel like after richie made the carving on the bridge he would always be trying to hurry the losers along when they inevitably walked over the bridge 💀💀💀 like he did it but didn’t think of the consequence that he now has to make sure none of his friends see it, for about two months richie lived in constant fear that one of the losers would see it and THEY WOULD KNOW.
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marcomilkie · 8 months
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love how we all collectively decided that stan was the first person richie ever came out to
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reddje · 2 months
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losers fic writers what are ur losers middle names since they don’t have canonical last names 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️
i’ve been writing losers club / it fics for seven years so i’ve had plenty of time to perfect their middle names so here they are
eddie
eddie’s middle name when i write him is always isaiah. it’s biblical, it’s pretty, and i just think eddie’s mom is very much about pretty perfect things and edward isaiah kaspbrak is just a pretty little name
richie
alwaysssss wentworth! always! richard wentworth tozier is so ingrained into my mind that it’s almost canon to me. i just think wentworth and maggie are the type to name their kids after themselves and when richie was born they were like okay cute, little boy, dads name as his middle name.
stan
i think stanley asher is so cute and it’s also a popular name in hebrew and it goes well with his last name so i do love it. truth be told i did do a little digging when i was 14 and needing a middle name for stan and asher was one of the names that kept showing up on popular jewish names websites so it kinda just stuck w me. stanley asher uris ur so famous to me <3
bill
william henry 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️ william henry denbrough 🤷‍♀️ and georgie’s middle name is james, even though he’s the only one with a canonical middle name 😭
mike
mikes middle name is william bc it’s his dads name , but i also think he could’ve been named “michael leroy hanlon” after his grandfather. i tend to go with william though !
ben
benjamin alexander!!! so so cutie pie just like he is.
bev
beverly grace just screams at me idk. i just feel like her dad would’ve picked it, and she hates it, but richie found out about it and calls her by it all the time and it’s grown on her hearing him call her it. (bc they’re bffs)
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incorrect-losers · 5 months
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any stozier friendship hc's?
looking for a friend
AHHHH OH MY GOODNESS I LOVE THIS QUESTION OK UMM
Stan and Richie 100% created their own language when they were 8 and 9 respectively and have continued using it forever. (It’s mostly used to talk shit about the other losers (Bill))
Stan gets really choked up when under pressure/when all attention’s on him (mostly because of his dad), but Richie is always able to see the signs that Stan’s panicking and derails the entire subject (it’s what he does best). They don’t talk about how that’s why Richie did that but Stan’s always grateful
Richie’s usually the only one that picks up on Stan’s overly complicated jokes (he ended up laughing too hard at a joke Stanley said about Bowers being Pavlov given the way he gets his dogs to drool, the losers thought he was mocking Stan)
Stan carries around a cloth to clean Richie’s glasses, them being dirty doesn’t bother Richie but it drives Stan up the wall
They both did little league together, Stan was really good, meanwhile Richie was in outfield picking daises. Stan ended up making the middle school baseball team. After the whole It debacle he told Richie if he had swung at a ball half as well as he swung at that clown he might’ve actually made it onto the team with him
Richie bought Stan his first puzzle as a joke when they were kids, calling it the lame joke present before giving Stan his real gift. Stan absolutely loved it though, it started his love for puzzles and he ended up glueing and framing it
They do a daily lunch swap because Stan loves Wentworth’s egg salad sandwiches and Richie can’t get enough of Andrea’s famous pasta salad
They’ve always 100% without question not skipping a beat said the other was their best friend when asked. Yes, all the losers are all best friends but Stan and Richie have always been the closest and everyone knew it.
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mykidneysbuddy · 4 months
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roller skating IT headcanons
Richie CAN skate, surprisingly.. but he pretends not to know how just to be a goofy little boy <3
Eddie is somewhat okay at it, he's definitely not as good as richie when richies actually trying
whenever eddie falls, omg richie suddenly knows how to skate?!?!? and he's over there straight away helping eddie up?!?!?!?!
bev is AMAZING at it, better than richie, she can do all the moves and tricks and stuff, but usually hangs back with ben to help him
bill.. bill is not good.. he holds onto the wall the entire time, just moving along very slowly till he finally decides hes had enough and plays cards with stan till they can leave
stan knows how to, he's pretty decent at it, he just doesnt enjoy it (people everywhere, people bumping into you possibility, ESPECIALLY RICHIE, children crying whenever they fall over, etc.)
mike is the same as stan i'd say in the skill department
ben's not very good, probably around the same skill level as bill, except he actually tries, he doesn't just hang onto the wall -- he gets help from bev
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kyutepups · 8 months
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If IT was a sitcom Stan is definitely the character that can hear the laughtrack and break the 4th wall
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fresh-and-funky · 9 days
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I have a funny and nonsensical IT headcanon… I think it would be hilarious if Richie and Patty were cousins.
IT’s magic kept the losers from meeting, but Richie and Patty had a standing once-a-month call they never missed. Somehow he never met his cousin’s husband. Missed the wedding too, flight got canceled last minute….
I think it would stress Stan out and I love that.
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antisociallilbrat · 4 months
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Ben: We’re best friends, of course you guys use me as a personal pillow.
Eddie: We’re best friends, I scold you becuase I care.
Beverly: We’re best friends, I will be forcing you to let me style you at least once.
Stan: We’re best friends, the only person allowed to be mean to any of you is me. I’ll actually kill someone who looks at you the wrong way though.
Mike: We’re best friends, I have a whole album in my phone of photos of you guys.
Richie: We’re best friends, I’m going to give you an annoying nickname.
Bill: Yeah! We’re best friends, of course I’ve a had a sex dreams about all of you.
The Losers: …
Bill: …Did I say something wrong?
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respect-snails · 1 year
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I’m relistening to Stephen King’s It, and Stanley Uris is so autistic coded I can’t believe I didn’t catch that before. As an adult, having very specific routines to the point his wife is immediately on something being wrong just because he slightly varies his evening schedule? As a kid being “stuffy” and very rule-oriented and quiet? Being, out of the Losers, the most affected by It just because It doesn’t follow the laws of this universe? Dying because he couldn’t live in a world that didn’t have solid, reliable rules? The fucking birds? There’s no way that kid was allistic.
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morrirylet · 2 months
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DOUBLE DATE for 3 fashionistas + richie
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eddiekaspbrakirlsblog · 5 months
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Reddie / IT Christmas / winter headcannons because the voices never stop 🤞
. The losers do secret Santa every year and Richie always trades with whoever gets Eddie.
. There’s a snowman building contest in Derry for who can build the best snowman and Maggie and Richie always sign up for it. They never ever win but they have the spirit.
. Eddie’s always going on at Richie because he doesn’t wear enough layers and gave him a scarf one time and Richie’s never given it back.
. There’s also a winter carnival every year that all the losers go to. They used to be chaperoned by Maggie but once they hit 15 they got the privilege of going alone.
. They have a massive Christmas tree in the town park and Eddie always goes out to see the lights turned on w the Toziers.
. Every year the losers have a literally insane snowball fight like it’s war , they split into teams and plan strategy and everything.
. Reddie making snow angels. That’s all I have to say.
. Beverly claims she can smell when it’s going to snow and somehow she’s always right.
. Beverly is also a girlie who wears skirts and dresses in the winter and she freezes her ass off but looks great.
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greenpidge101 · 1 year
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we all know that the losers are all best friends but I feel like there's different sub-groups of the losers
Theres Richie and Stanley who were friends since diapers and basically grew up together.
Bill and Eddie met first day of preschool and have been attached at the hip ever since
The core four who met first day of kindergarten and grouped up because of their assigned seats. (Richie and Bill, Stanley and Eddie)
Bev and Bill shared a first kiss during a play and didn't get close until the summer Georgie went missing.
Ben helping Eddie and Bill build a dam in the Barrens, which led Richie to adopt him into the losers club
Bev and Richie having a strong bond, Beverly considering him to be her best friend
Mike and Eddie developing a deep friendship, hanging out on the farm and fixing up old cars.
Mike and Ben bonding over books and working at the library.
Richie, Bill, and Bev being the groups troublemakers, barely sharing a braincell.
Stan, Mike, and Ben having the braincells of the group
Stan and Ben go birdwatching together, because ben is the only one who can sit still and because he enjoys hanging with Stan
the losers go to ben whenever they have problems because he's a great listener.
Eddie and Ben like to build things together, they build a treehouse in Bens backyard.
Bill and Ben like to write together, they work on different projects and share ideas.
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byler-is-endgame7 · 2 years
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stan DEFINITELY corrects everyone with “actually,” whenever they say something wrong 
and richie DEFINITELY mocks him all the time for it 
“this is gonna cost us $3.00 we won’t have enough guys” 
“actually, stan,” *pushing up glasses* “it’s $2.99 so-”
“richie sHUT UP”
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