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spirk-trek · 1 day
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amanda's comment in journey to babel 'i'm afraid you couldn't pronounce the vulcan name' would annoy jim SO much, he'd find out the correct pronunciation of spock's full name and practice until he got it right and one day they'd be playing chess in comfortable silence when jim out of nowhere slowly says "s'chn t'gai spock" and spock's hand just freezes mid move
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ok! Tuxedo Hemmer (Technically he's not wearing the bowtie- I know I know haha) @indignantlemur :))
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spocks-husband · 7 months
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Spock was an incredibly talkative baby. Like, nearly from the day he was born. He cried as a newborn-- something most Vulcan children didn't do, something that Amanda was secretly quite pleased by as it was her own, personal little sign that he had inherited some of her humanity afterall. All through his toddlerhood he'd babbled constantly, and Sarek would nod pensively as if these discussions were quite insightful. "Indeed, Spock, that is quite true," he would confirm stiffly as his son would squeal and babble. "Exceedingly logical, my son." Amanda found these exchanges endlessly entertaining.
At times, Sybok, Michael, Amanda, and Sarek would all sit quietly and watch as little Spock stumbled about their living room, rambling in his own unknown language as he explored around the room.
He quieted down, eventually, as all Vulcan children are taught to, something that silently broke his mother's heart, but Amanda will never deny an opportunity to show what few holograms she managed to capture of that phase-- much to McCoy's delight and Spock's mortification.
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fely-v · 3 months
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I just love headcannon for the fact that McCoy's friends are worried about his thinness and irregular schedule. While he is trying to make up an adequate number of shifts for the entire crew, he apparently considers himself immune to these rules
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It's been a while since I've been here. I'm coming back with a sketch that has been gathering dust in my sketchbook for some time
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t-saan · 7 months
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Terok Nor gothic
Since the original post seemed to have made a few people happy, here is part 2.
• There are voles in the acces tunnels. You get rid of them. Sometimes, you hear things moving in the walls. There are voles in the acces tunnels.
• There is a major Bajoran holiday coming up. Every time you ask someone what is it about, you get a different answer. Most of them are contradictory. Eventually, the day comes. Kai Winn is fistfighting Commander Sisko on the Promenade. People are cheering.Major Kira says that it is the will of the Prophets. Gul Dukat is also there for some reason.
• There is one replimat on the Promenade which always gives you a serving of yamok sauce with your order. It is not programmed to do it. In fact, all the replimats operate on the same system and only this one does it. You slowly begin to like yamok sauce.
• The Cardassian anthem is blasting through the intercom system. Everyone is on the thin edge between a complete mental collapse and hunting Chief O'Brian and the entire engineering crew down with a laser torch for their inability to fix it. The Cardassian tailor denies hearing anything at all, but he is humming along the entire time. Someone calls Gul Dukat. The moment he beams onto the station, the noise is gone. He leaves, complaining about Federation pranks. The second he is gone, the music is back.
• The security systems are running amok. Commander Sisko calls Gul Dukat. Bajorans are demanding some long lost artifact back from Terok Nor, but nobody knows where it is. Commander Sisko calls Gul Dukat. Commander Sisko struggles with his love life. He calls-
• You are stationed on Deep Space 9. Your mailing adress is Terok Nor. Terok Nor doesn’t exist any more. Your mail is always delivered on time. You are stationed on Terok Nor.
• The water in the shower has two default settings - hot and hotter. You manage to turn it down, eventually. The concerned voice of Gul Dukat begins lecturing you on the risk of space pneumonia from the intercom. There is a cup of hot tea and a blanket in the replicator. Trurly, the State cares for you.
• You cut your arm badly while crawling through an access tunnel. You go to the infirmary to see doctor Bashir. He is not there. You go to look for him in the Cardassian tailor's shop. He is not there either, but in his absence, the tailor offers to stitch you up. You politely refuse. He insists. In the end, you get a new shirt, stitches, and a crash-course in hotwiring shuttlecrafts. Doctor Bashir shows up eventually. He is dressed for tennis.
• There is a saying on Terok Nor, that if you say Gul Dukat's name three times in front of an intercom, he will appear. Everyone, including Dukat, is at loss as to why it happens.
• The one time someone spilled the Chef of Security onto a carpet during a surprise fire drill is not discussed. Ever.
• Most of the station is not in use. It is easy to get lost in the corridors, or the ore processing facilities, or the old interrogation rooms. There are no interrogation rooms on Terok Nor. There have never been any interrogation rooms on Terok Nor.
• Everyone is secretly jealous of the Cardassian uniforms. They are OSHA compliant, fire resistant, have pockets and don’t look like pajamas. You also don't have to entirely take them off just to go to the bathroom.
• You saw a tailor take out twenty armed men with a toothpick and an empty kanar bottle. He was drunk and bickering with Gul Dukat the entire time. Nobody back home believes you.
• Something is curating your literary experiences. Onr day, you leave your PADD with 'Sweet love on Andor' open. When you pick it up a few hours later, it's changed to 'The Never Ending Sacrifice'. In original Cardassian. You read it anyway. It’s been a few years since that would have made a difference.
• One time, you had to go through the wormhole ten times in the span of an hour. When you came back, all socks in your drawer had the seam the other way round. You asked your friend about it. They said all socks always looked like that. You are quite sure you switched universes at sone point that day, but you didn't do anything about it. The new socks are better by far.
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ensignsimp · 2 months
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Oh may I please request some romantic headcanons with Spock and Soval?
Romantic ENT Soval HCs:
A/N: I haven't done a lot of Enterprise stuff so I figured I would just stick with that since I'm running out of ideas for Spock rn.
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He struggles to show you "emotional" gestures of affection.
He prefers to show his love in quieter softer ways.
Sometimes he will present you with flowers, each arrangement proclaiming a deeper vibrant message.
Other times he displays his affection by "indulging" in your earthly pleasures; food, entertainment, etc.
He enjoys Jane Austin Novels. You let him borrow one of your copies and he was fascinated by it.
On the rare occasion, he does perform public displays of affection, he will either offer you an ozh'esta or hold your hand. It is easy to hide under long sleeves.
When you wear traditional or popular Vulcan clothing he has to work twice as hard to contain himself.
He does like to indulge in Earth's pleasures but he's a mess when you embrace his.
During meditations, he will allow you to spend time near him as long as you are silent.
It is difficult when you tempt him away from his practices.
He is such a sugar daddy.
If the two of you are going to an important event together he will have you dressed in nothing except the finest.
He insists it's to make sure you both make a good impression.
But he in reality just likes to show off his cute human (husband/wife/partner) to make other diplomats jealous.
He may not indulge his other emotions externally but that doesn't mean he doesn't indulge his pride.
And you are his absolute pride.
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laney-rockin · 7 months
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HC that Kirk is a great cook/baker but never really gets to showcase that skill cause his quarters [unlike Pike's] doesn't have a massive fucking kitchen he can play around in.
But the thing that draws him the most is old rationing recipes from the great depression. This man was on Tarsus where he nearly died from starvation, ofc he'd be super good at cooking with barely anything.
He also [imo] would also be super good at picking up clues as to if a plant is edible or not and likes to play that game in his head as he looks around planets as Spock goes around doing whatever he does with his tricorder.
And Spock and Bones don't know shit about these skills of his until they're all stranded somewhere and Kirk just cooks nonchalantly and the other two just look either [in Bones' case] bewildered and [in Spock's case] mildly baffled that their captain can just make 3 reasonably sized portions out of NOTHING.
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What the TNG Characters are doing when decorating sugar cookies:
Picard: Claims to be too busy, gets forced to help (by Dr. Crusher) anyways.
Riker: Eating icing with a spoon when Deanna's not looking
Troi: Eating chocolate sprinkles from the jar when Riker's not looking.
Worf: Making a mess. How did he get so sticky? And covered in sugar?? Why sir?
Dr. Crusher: Partly wondering if sugar cookies have any health benefits, mostly trying to smear flour on Wesley.
Data: Decorating his cookies to the nines. Laments his inability to taste them.
Geordi: Volunteers to taste Data's cookies. Decorates his own with the haphazard abandon of a 9 year old.
Wesley: Trying to evade his mother, unsuccessfully.
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mad-i-moody · 2 months
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Janeway and Chakotay have never been married but are amicably divorced co-parents.
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joebidensdementia · 5 months
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Ok ok so you know how in Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, Spock dies, and in The Search for Spock, he's resurrected, but in the Voyage Home, he's not the same as before? Well I had a dream last night that Spock was canonically autistic, and the reason why he was so different after he got resurrected was because he lost his ability to mask when he came back. Like he just reverted back to autism functionality level 1 and had to relearn sarcasm, inflections of the voice, facial expressions and their meanings, metaphorical expressions, and the like.
I was always disatisfied with how it was like he wasn't truly himself when he came back, and that we were missing something, so I guess my brain sought to correct the canon in my sleep. My subconscious is a genius.
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nichestartrekkie0-0 · 25 days
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Hem as a kid and as an adult doing the same dance haha- I think it'd be funny for 20-something Hemmer to try and convince his crewmates to dance (A normal Aenar thing) -good luck dude.
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spocks-husband · 7 months
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No bc Sarek and Spock are both autistic, Sybok has the worst ADHD Vulcan has ever seen, and Michael probably has all of the above-- Amanda is the only neurotypical person in the s'chn t'gai household and she's so fucking tired
No one else has ever done the dishes because Sarek doesn't have time in his carefully arranged schedule, Spock starts crying if he touches wet food, Sybok has the object permanence of a literal infant, and Michael diligently avoids the question when it's asked.
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Riker, Worf, and Data pass notes on the bridge. Worf is complaining about Picards orders, Riker and Data are sexting
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Enemies to lovers story between an andorian/aenar and a vulcan/romulan who have to share the same office and constantly fight over the room temperature
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kilovanity · 2 months
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I think half Vulcans should have smaller yet still pointy ears and full Vulcans have longer ears like standard high elfs.
Also I think Vulcans should be able to express with their ears but since they suppress their emotions any movement of the ears for anything other than focusing on sound better is considered taboo.
Half Vulcans still have the full capacity to move their ears but it’s far more restrictive.
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laney-rockin · 7 months
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Silly little headcanon that in "Lost in Translation" Kirk DID in fact know that Vulcan's are touch telepaths and DID in fact know how to greet Vulcan's properly.
He was just very smitten with the science officer before him and figured "hey! fuck around and find out". And Spock was just as enamoured with Kirk to go along with it with no complaints.
(This is based off the fact that in "Journey to Babel" Kirk respectfully nods his head towards Sarek and doesn't immediately try to shake hands. It's a reach but honestly who could blame me? I like the idea of nerd boy Kirk learning how to be respectful to other races in the Federation but 100% be offering to throwdown with the sexy Vulcan he comes across on the Enterprise)
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