#star trek scenario

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek The Next Generation "Contagion" & Star Trek Picard "No Win Scenario" requested by @frontier001

#Star Trek Picard #PIC #No Win Scenario #spoilers #TNG #Contagion #Star Trek The Next Generation #William T. Riker #Beverly Crusher #USS Titan #Titan A #Shrike #Neo Constitution Class #Constitution Class III #startrekedit #tngedit #picardedit #GIF #my gifs #Danny and Renae watch PIC

[theshadowrealmitself]

It’s a plot line in a few spirk fics I’ve read of Spock being upset that people have plucked flowers to gift each other because it’s wasteful to the flowers

But I think we as a community need to come together and make more stories of Spock and other Vulcans not responding to plucked flowers as a waste, but as a logical snack since they’ve already been plucked

Other thoughts along this vein:

Dates where the tables are decorated with flowers and while the Humans eat chips before their food arrives, the Vulcans are eating the flowers

Human kids finding out Vulcans eat flowers and just giving away all their flowers to their Vulcan classmate(s) because Human children would absolutely find it delightful to see someone chowing down on flowers

Human who gets flowers for something and they don’t wanna just watch them wilt away so a Vulcan in their life makes the logical suggestion for the Human to give the flowers to them to dispose of (this is purely because it’s a logical solution and not at all because they’ve been eyeing the flowers hungrily since they saw them, they swear)

Humans seeing Vulcans eat flowers enough to the point that they decide to nibble a petal and immediately regretting it

#you think because Humans would get a free refill on chips the Vulcans would get a free refill on flowers? #star trek #Spirk #s’chn t’gai spock #spock #Jim Kirk #jim t kirk #james t kirk #james tiberius kirk #humans #Vulcans #here’s my vday post of romantic and platonic scenarios

[agios-rio]

whoever was responsible for this particular camera angle has my undying gratitude btw

s01e17: The Galileo Seven

#i could think of a few things to say about this. and then a few more. i might even have a whole scenario in my head #those boots... from that angle... no i shan't say #btw there's another ep where he sits in the captains chair in a similar fashion but i forgot which one it was. i'll find it. sooner or late #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #star trek #star trek tos #the original series #leonard nimoy #the galileo seven #rio.png

[jojo-schmo]

A possible scenario during Kirby Star Allies that has Magolor investigating whatever he can about the mysterious Jamba Hearts that just landed on the planet.

Bandee is still wary of him from their past adventures however, and accompanies Magolor to make sure he isn’t up to anything…

Audio is from Star Trek Deep Space Nine: “Rocks and Shoals”

#finally I can collide two of my favorite medias hehehe #I have so many Garak clips that could work with Magolor hehehe #and nog is one of my favorite characters who works well with Bandee in this scenario #bandana waddle dee #Magolor #art #kirby star allies #Kirby series #video post #Star Trek #deep space nine #I’ve been sitting on this one for a while heehee

[muirmarie]

honestly the funniest thing is coming across ppl who are like "bones is so mean to spock 😡😡😡" like spock doesn't go out of his way to be just as big a cunt to mccoy??? it's their LOVE LANGUAGE!!! some of y'all didn't grow up watching tv shows with old broads and old queen-coded men being as cunty as possible to each other OUT OF LOVE. spock spends half his shift on the bridge coming up with mean things to say to his dr the moment mccoy flounce onto the bridge to flirt with jim (affectionate) and spock (derogatory and bloody, there will be no survivors except for them, THEY'RE having a BLAST).

listen when the cards are down they will be thoughtful and worried and touch each other SO gently and fight over who gets to die for each other. all of that is the floor they're standing on. they KNOW that. but GOSH in the meantime they're BOTH having an absolute blast bullying the shit out of each other, bless <3

#c word #since i know a lot of ppl aren't comfortable with it #but i really don't think there's any other word i could substitute because that's THEM lmao #star trek #st:tos #spones #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #spock #mccoy will be having a genuine emotion and spock will go up for a layup and literally dunk the ball ON MCCOY'S HEAD #don't you DARE say he's a poor little meow meow he has TEETH and he will BITE and mccoy's got half-lidded eyes saying BITE MORE PUSSY #and that's LOVE!!!!! #(if you can't guess I've come across one too many spock's a poor little meow meow things recently lmao. he is.......VERY not.) #(EXCEPT when he's hurt and mccoy's trying to help and spock is literally trying to bite his hand off and MCCOY is calling him a poor little #meow meow while PROFUSELY bleeding. that's the ONLY time he's a poor little meow meow) #(if JIM is there then spock will STILL bite mccoy but JIM will be calling him a poor little meow meow and mccoy will be calling him #a sonuvabitch bastard while spock looks up at jim with sad little eyes. jim is wrong in this scenario. mccoy is right. spock is smirking.)

[wrinkleintime]

enterprise text posts: featuring that scene in the catwalk that always cracks me up

#archer being the boomer on the bus watching facebook videos full volume no headphones. its a tough job but someone has to do it <3 #star trek enterprise #star trek #t'pol #jonathan archer #enterprise text posts #im so t'pol in this scenario #((i forgot i made more of these and shoved them in my drafts two months ago whoops))

[figuring-it-all-out]

This isn’t even a meme, this is just what happened & I’m living for it.

#Picard #Picard Spoilers #Dead Naming #Seven of Nine #Transgender #Star Trek Picard #Star Trek #Star Trek Picard Spoilers #No Win Scenario #Spoilers #Jeri Ryan #Mine #I love this

[bumblingbabooshka]

What I Say: I'm fine. What I Mean: There was a Star Trek Novel in which Tuvok and Jack Crusher (Beverely's Husband) have to go undercover in a bathhouse that they think is a brothel to get information out of a potential lead and because of a series of hijinks at one point must come to terms with the fact that they're definitely going to have to go into the boss's private room completely naked and might have to go even further than that to get the info they truly need. They were ready to go all in on that "I'm not gay but a mission's a mission" life.

Transcripts under the cut

[Image 1:

“We’re here to meet someone,” he said. “I was told that a Melacron named Pudris Barrh enjoyed visiting this establishment.” The alien smiled. “Oh, I see…you’re one of Barrh’s boys,” she remarked with a knowing lilt. Barrh’s boys? Crusher asked himself. What did she mean by that? He experienced a moment of alarm but kept his composure.

“If you can get past Old Scowly there,” the female continued, “you can join Barrh at his pleasures if you like." She raised a long slender arm and pointed to a gilded door to her right.] [Image 2:

“I don’t know for certain what kind of establishment this is,” said the commander, “but I can make a pretty good guess.”

“Unfortunately,” the Vulcan whispered back with sincere and undisguised revulsion, “so can I.”

"Still, we may have to go along with it.” Crusher regarded Tuvok. “Would that…pose a problem?”  “Naturally,” the Vulcan replied.

The commander grunted. “I was afraid you would say that.”

“And knowing what I do of human marriage customs,” said Tuvok, “I would imagine it would pose a problem for you as well.”

Crusher looked lost “Maybe we could just play along for some of it…for the sake of-”

“My master will see you now,” said Old Scowly. He had reappeared before the Vulcan knew it. “You may enter through the changing room, remove your clothes, and join Pudris Barrh at his pleasures.”] [Image 3:

As it happened, Tuvok wasn’t happy either. If he didn’t know better, he would have said that the uncomfortable sensation in the pit of his stomach was apprehension. Of course, that was impossible. His control over his emotions was impeccable. And yet the sensation remained.

“There must be another way,” said Crusher. “There is no other way,” the Vulcan told him. “This is the situation in which your plan has placed us.” He knew his words sounded biting, but he didn’t wish any of them back.

The human ran his hands through his thick, dark hair. “Damn it,” he said, “If Beverely ever…” “Find out about this?” the ensign suggested.

Frowning, Crusher nodded. “But as you say, there’s no other option open to us. I guess we’ll just deal with whatever comes as best we can.” He grunted. “The things we do for king and country.”] [Image 4:

When the air cleared for a moment - a byproduct of their entrance - the Vulcan was able to get a better look at their host. He was rather corpulent for a Melacron, it seemed, and more pale-looking than most.

As thick, sludgy ripples made their slow way outward from Barrh’s generous torso, he waved to Tuvok and Crusher. “Please, gentlemen, join me. We’ve not met yet, but there are few better places to get to know someone than in The House of Comfort!”

[Crusher] and Tuvok exchanged a quick glance. Taking a deep breath, the human walked up to the carpeted stairs and placed first one foot, then the other, into the hot, liquid muck.

The ensign had little choice but to follow suit. He assured himself, as he sank up to his chest in the thick, surprisingly pleasant-smelling stuff, that there was realy no logical reason T’Pel ever had to become acquainted with this misadventure.

Besides, he reflected, there was quite a good chance that the majority of his and Crusher’s actions would be classified. He had to confess that he found some comfort in the prospect.]

Bonus:

Tuvok and Crusher apparently both go home and tell their wives about this experience. I don't know if we learn of T'Pel's reaction but Beverely apparently thinks its hilarious!

#novel experiences #TUVOK. HEY. #-POINTS- #HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS #Tuvok CANNOT keep getting into dubiously moral but incredibly gay scenarios he just can't I'm gonna start howling at the moon #The fact that he has a wife is so funny #GOD there was an old post I LOVED that was like #'I know Tuvok has a wife and kids and I'm so happy for him but he has sex with men.' #<- VERY paraphrased by me #st voyager #tng #Jack Crusher #Tuvok #st voy #star trek #Is he....you know? -gestures- One of Barrh's boys? #Crusher: We might have to suck this guy's dick Tuvok. / Tuvok: Tch. #I love that Tuvok's like 'he knew his words sounded harsh....and he meant it<3 He meant every syllable <3' #him being so devoted to his wife just makes the whole thing more lascivious /positive

[ffcrazy15]

"Oh so when James Kirk refuses to believe in no-win scenarios it's 'changing the conditions of the test' and 'commendable original thinking,' but when I, Bradward Boimler, can't accept the possibility of failure and retake the Kobiyashi Maru sixteen times–"

#lower decks #star trek lower decks #brad boimler #in my headcanon his first performance wasn't *great* but he did technically pass #but by refusing to accept that he hadn't beat the test and insisting on retaking it he turned his pass into a fail #and he *kept* retaking it until the instructor point-blank told him that there was no way to beat the program #And that the whole point was to experience personal failure #And *even then* Boims was like “so you mean by failing I actually HAVEN'T failed at all!” #“No that's not– ugh you know what sure. Gold star kid. Just get out of my office." ”Did I get an A+?“ ”OUT!“ #Completely missed the point of the exam and they basically pity-passed him after the seventeenth try #Mariner on the other hand already knew what the point of the test was ahead of time #(She didn't cheat she was still a goody-two-shoes at this point) (An older classmate or friend happened to mention it around her) #But she *did* think it was a bullshit test and just pretended to be humbled and accept defeat in order to get a good grade #She doesn't believe in no-win scenarios either #It's part of what makes them a good team

[rosalie-starfall]

Star Trek: Picard - No Win Scenario Like Father, Like Son.

#Dr. Beverly Crusher #Admiral Jean-Luc Picard #Jack Crusher #Gates McFadden #Sir Patrick Stewart #ed speleers #Star Trek: Picard #Beverly Crusher #Jean-Luc Picard #Star Trek Picard #Star Trek #Picard #stedits #my gifs #my edits #tv edits #tv : Star Trek #Star Trek Picard Episodes #No Win Scenario #Picard/Crusher #P/C #Saving the Day with Science #Spoilers #Star Trek Picard Spoilers #Star Trek Spoilers #Picard Spoilers #Patrick Stewart #jean luc picard #Like father like son

[theshadowrealmitself]

I am a simple person, I am not immune to “Vulcan who wears heavy robes taking them off to help the Human with something and revealing they have nice arms, leaving the Human a blushing and distracted mess”

#the chivalry of helping them plus nice arms? 👀 I’m weak for it #in the current imagined scenario they need help with a machine that broke in their house #it’s supposed to be like. a machine that controls the temperature of the soil so the Human can raise plants from other planets #star trek #Vulcans #Humans

[bitchofthewest]

bro's majestic-

anyway felt like drawing Seven being pretty (ft. live B'elanna reaction) ihi

(click on the image for optimal quality!)

#star trek #star trek voyager #st voy #st voyager #seven of nine #b'elanna torres #b7 #voy #etcetc #i want to draw so many scenarios with these god give me strength #also really want to draw borg seven... or just Seven with more borg implants and *not* wearing the catsuit #if anyone has any ideas for scenarios with them pls let me know!! i might draw it eehehehehe #my art #star trek fanart

[geekysteven]

I love that Star Trek went out of their way to establish that Cardassians love making choose your own adventure novels that kill their enemies just in case they're out of office but someone needs murdered

#star trek #deep space nine #deep space 9 #ds9 #star trek ds9 #star trek voyager #st voyager #voyager #gul dukat #skrain dukat #ds9 dukat #dukat #seska #cardassians #worst case scenario #civil defense

[zoozoocala]

POV: you’re a teenage lesbian going to prom with a guy from Trivia Club who is probably also gay and your mom makes you take a commemorative picture

#una is the mom in this scenario #star trek #strange new worlds #la’an noonien singh #james kirk

[baylardian-1]

my brain is so full of rot for them rn hahaha

the baby's antennae glow unpredictably so she resorts to using a little bonnet/shawl thing she finds to cover them. contextually theyre wandering around and avoiding apprehension on this planet that philippa's stranded on. the planet is almost always shrouded in darkness, so the glowy baby is a bit of a liability.

also she names him Moss bc he likes to eat moss :) not really having any rations the two have to kinda ravage around for food. philippa is grateful to have the academy's survival training under her belt, but feeding and taking care of an unidentified alien baby presents its own challenges.

#she talks to him like he understands what shes saying lol #haha i have a visual in my head of like... shes been kinda dismissive to interacting with the baby for a bit #but somehow she randomly gets him to laugh and his antennae glow yellow/green when he does and it amuses her so she does it more #and shes like :) #anyway lmao #philippa just having to shotgun learn how to take care of an infant sounded so fun to me lol #My Art #Philippa Janeway #Moss #Human #i need names for the species so bad TT___TT #Star Trek: Voyager #Threshold #AU #wanted to explore a scenario where philippa would say no to childcare UNLESS it was for the greater good and IT IS hahaha

[noodlecontinuum]

what would you do if your boss spent 6+ hours alone in a shuttlecraft with an immortal entity and you assumed his life was in danger that whole time but then you guys all meet up at the bar and he looks totally fine and he says this to said immortal entity?

but also,

what would you do if your close friend whom you love came in to your bar with an immortal asshole that you hate, and you say how much he sucks, and then he insults you, and calls you "this creature", and then you almost have a wizard fight with him right there in your bar, and THEN your good friend immediately says this to said immortal asshole?

#i would combust in both scenarios #actually if i were guinan i might have smacked picard #or at least shook my head in disbelief #like can you not publicly thirst over this guy who is ruining the vibe of my bar? and my whole afternoon? and perhaps my entire life? #q star trek #picard #qcard #tng